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I'm not up on my pop culture beefs. Someone wanna elaborate here? The Simpsons producers/Matt Groening are a bunch of bitter washed up hacks who can't stand the fact that Seth McFarlane's Family Guy and American Dad are doing great while the Simpsons keep circling the shit-covered toilet and Futurama is dead and never coming back.

It should be noted that the Apex Predator line came BEFORE Pariah was told that the Luthor he was captured by was the second Luthor later tried to warn regular Lex about. So Alex=Apex Predator still applies as a possibility.... As for Donna and company in space, the rumor going right now is that Geoff and company decided that the pay-off to that whole storyline won't take place in Infinite Crisis at all, and instead will not get resolved/climaxed in Infinite Crisis and the storyline will take place in "52" instead.

Depends on how closely Ryan wants to mirror the real life RAMPART scandal that inspired the show; my guess? Vic shows his bastard colors by selling out the entire Strike Team and possibly Dutch, Julian, and Dani as crocked cops to IAD in exchange for Forrest Whittaker not having his ex-wife Corrine arrested and charged as an accomplice to Vic's crimes due to her being given the money train loot in season four. Vic goes to jail, Acaveda and FW are celebrating like it's 1999 when suddenly someone will leak the tape of Acaveda brutally assaulted a murder suspect from back in season three to the press. This totally blows the IAD investigation dead in it's tracks, sparing the team and the innocent cops Vic framed for being dirty from having to lose their jobs/going to jail since the LAPD top brass decide to scapegoat Acaveda for everything and force IAD to either clear the cops Vic named or give them simple reprimands so the whole mess goes away. The show ends with Dutch visiting Vic in jail with Vic revealing that he had Ronnie release the tape as part of his main scheme to undo his fuck-up: use the tape to discredit Acaveda and create such a public outcry against Acaveda (using the fact that Acaveda was in charge of the Barn when Vic was doing his bad things) to get all of the hating focused on him instead of the Strike Team and pray that the big boys at the LAPD will let everyone Vic named go free while no one is looking at them. We get a moment of Dutch acknowledging Vic's intelligence in terms of to pull this scheme off (since while Vic is willing to acknowledge Dutch being ultra-smart to his face, Dutch hasn't done the same to Vic) and asks why Vic is still in jail; Vic levels to Dutch that his rotting in jail was the finishing touches of his plan: Vic agrees to stay in jail and keep VERY VERY quiet in exchange for IAD letting everyone Vic ratted out go scott free with no punishment. If IAD didn't clear everyone Vic named, Vic would go before the media and claim that he's an innocent cop forced to do evil on orders from Acaveda and was now being made into the Judas Goat for Acaveda's policies. Dutch of course calls bullshit on this, but Vic reminds Dutch that 1. Dutch is back on active duty as a detective thanks to Vic's deal and 2. Acaveda made the bed he was sleeping in since he could have killed Vic's deal dead as soon as he started naming innocent cops like Dutch as being dirty. Dutch walks away from Vic as we flash to the future circa 5 years; Lem and Julian are now in charge of the new Strike Team (and have the same sort of disfunctional relationship Vic and Shane have), Claudette is Captain of the Barn, and Dutch is running the ultra-successful Special Victims Unit (IE the sex crimes police) with Dani and Ronnie. We see Shane visiting Lem, having quit the force after being cleared by IAD so he could be a stay at home dad while Mara works. Shane and Lem talk and then Shane reveals that Vic is dead; he was killed in prison by a young inmate who wanted to make a name for himself. We then cut to the funeral were we see the cast reunite as the last couple of minutes of the final episode shows Vic's coffin going into the ground.

Depends. Seasons 1 and 2 are polar opposites in terms of content: Season one mostly stand-alone horror stories and is good for a casual viewing. Season two is something outside the stand-alone episodes that you'll either love or hate; as Fox made the writers introduce an X-Files esque conspiracy storyline with the Millenium group turning into murderous fanboys trying to kill the other side off over the issue of which side's apocalypse theory is correct. But the stand-alone episodes (most notably the Zodiac Killer episode, "Jose Chung's Doomsday Defense", and "Somehow, Satan Got Behind Me") are some of the best of the series and make the season two DVD worth buying. As for season three, it's extremely hit or miss; they show goes back to it's season one roots of less conspiracies and more killers of the week and they introduce a new black female partner to the show to make it more like the X-Files. It does have one decent episode though, where James Marsters from BTVS/Angel guest stars as a former Desert Storm veteren who steals chemical weapons from the US government and uses them on the daughter of one of the Millenium Group top guys so as to make them admit to using US soldiers as test subjects for a virus that the Group had revealed that it had in it's arsenal during season two.

It was rumored a couple of years back, when the show just ended, that Fox told Carter they wouldn't greenlight any new X-Files movies unless the plot was an expanded to two hours long "monster of the week" episode and had had both Mulder and Scully. That said, an expanded monster of the week episode is the best way to go since the mythology shit got so fucking confusing (especially when Carter chickened out on making Mulder's sister be revealed to be his ex-girlfriend) that it's best left forgotten and unresolved.....

Lanie and her secret masters, a group of high ranking LAPD officials who had a vendetta against Acaveda and were hoping to use the public backlash from the notes to ruin Acaveda's campaign for public office and force him to resign in disgrace from the force.

From Scott Keith's blog: Ugh... Talk about a literal trainwreck if Scooter gets the job. Especially given his recent fuck you to readers via him having someone else review the Bret Hart DVD but put in the byline that he was the one doing the review........

Originally it was supposed to be out this week, but Fox decided to wait till the day after Christmas for the sake of having a highly anticipated release out on the day after Christmas for when everyone is hitting stores for the after Christmas sales.....

The 9th season ended last week; No new episodes until Feb/March 2006. which will be the start of season 10.....

Actually he's human; he's just a cursed human who when he was a child turned into a soulless killing machine and that the only way to break the curse/transfer it to a new victim was for him to wipe out his entire family. The reason why it's not been talked about is because one of the key plotlines for the sixth film was that Michael had sex with and impregnated his teenage niece from Halloween 4 and 5 during the period between the events Halloween 5 and 6, which was removed from the theatrical cut due to the severe ick factor...

It can't be "Ava as a man" due to timeline problems, let alone why she hasn't made contact with the gang. Especially since she could hurt the group more by coming back as she was before she left via her relationship with Matt and chalking up the reveal that she used to be a man as Sean and company going to extreme lengths to break them up via falsified medical documents and such. Given the lies Sean, Julia, and Christian have told each other and to Matt, Ava could probably convince Matt that they were lying about Ava being a guy turned girl..... Ava's ex's motive would be the fact that he got fucked over by Ava, who stole and molested his son and other kids and the notion that he knew Ava was a pedophile/conman but played dumb for S&C. He would see Ava's beauty (which he gave her) as a curse on the world since it made things easier for Ava to ruin lives via her attractiveness hiding Ava's monsterous side and not only would he have the hate on for S&C for undoing his mutilations, but also for turning a blind eye to his son being molested.

Basically she was the resident cunt on the show, before the writers jetisoned her and replaced her with Gina the sex addict. She was an asshole shrink hired to profile patients unfit for surgery and spent all of her time tormenting those who needed surgery by refusing to let S&C operate on them while letting any random slut get surgery. Her evil bitchiness and superiority complex led one woman to commit suicide and nearly caused another woman, who had recovered from years of emotional and sexual abuse as a child, to have all of her years of therapy destroyed by Grace's vile bitchiness and screams of "I'll rot in hell before I let them operate on you!" for daring to want fucking breast reduction surgery. She also baited Christian into fucking her so she could ensure she could continue to use S&C's office to ruin people's lives with her evilness, on the basis that if Sean and Christian fired her, she'd respond by suing them for sexual harrassment and claim Christian forced her against her will to have sex with him. Thankfully, they had her disappear out of the blue save for Christian (back when S&C were forced to remove drugs from the breast of illegal immigrants by a local drug cartel) suggesting sarcastically to Sean that they should call Grace's bluff and fire her, so they could use the money they were paying her to drive people to kill themselves/go insane for shits and giggles to pay off the drug cartel with it instead....

Not true; he could easily be commuting back and forth, especially given the fact that we have only his word that he hasn't been inside Miami when the attacks happened.

Word is that CC has given Chappelle a deadline to get his shit together regarding salvaging the third season and that if he doesn't, CC will repackage the four season three episodes as "The Final Episodes" and throw money at major black stand-up comics (Martin Lawrence and Chris Rock have been namechecked) to come onboard and introduce the sketches and talk about the cultural impact that the show had.....

Going by Nip/Tuck standards I didn't find it odd at all. In regards to the last episode, I won't like it if they write Ariel (Nazi girl) off the show. I love the show but I really don't like it when characters are just written off like that. They did the same thing with Kara (the girl Matt ran over--they need to revive that storyline, too) and the lesbians Matt was involved with. And I don't think they even bothered to explain why Grace left. OMG CARVER SUSPECTS!!!!!!!!!! Knowing this show, I wouldn't be surprised if it's any of them. The four most popular theories currently regarding the Carver's identity: 1. The older detective guy who's been around since season two that often consults with Sean and Christian on cases 2. Christian's evil twin, who was given up for adoption along with Christian, with this being revealed as the reason why Christian's biological mother refused to have anything to do with him, IE her being afraid to tell Christian that he has a twin brother somewhere out there (this particular scenerio clears up the condom evidence plot point) 3. Ava's ex-husband, played by Alec Baldwin 4. Erica, which explains why the Carver has never targetted Julia and why they did the whole "Julia kills the woman she thinks is Erica" scene, to set up the foreshadowing of Julia killing her mom for real when the final gambit regarding the Carver plays out....

The really sad thing is that this is actually an improvement of sorts in the recent history of the WWE, since 2001-2003 was a three year suckfest with only rare moments of brilliances that outright killed the company creatively.....

Speaking of B&C, is it just me or is the guy playing the white guy in those commercials David Rees Snell from "The Shield"? Cause I've looked on the internet, ever since those ads first started airing and haven't been able to find out the names of the two actors to confirm my theory that it's him in those commercials....

You mean the one where P&S mock and basically spend the entire episode bitching to their audience that voting is stupid and meaningless and you shouldn't do it while utterly forgetting the fact that the 2000 election was one of those elections were every fucking vote actually mattered and where had people not voted for Nader, that Bush would have lost? Long rumored to be a cynical ploy by Parker to ensure he doesn't piss off the show's liberal fanbase by having him respond to complaints about his right-wing assholeness by saying "I'm not a Republican! I'm a Libertarian!".....

Blame P&S, who are pretty much obsessed with ramrodding nonsensical right-wing beliefs into the show (like their hate for non-smokers/enviromentalists) just to prove how "hard-core" they are to their right-wing BUTT buddies in Hollywood. Fuck, I'm quite sure the Kenny/Terri Schiavo episode would have been pro-Frist/DeLay/Bush/Keep her alive against her wishes if not for the fact that P&S would have been caught outright with DeLay/Frist's cum on their faces and hair after a right wing bukakke session with the conservative right with no way to talk their way out of it and end up like Dennis Miller, with South Park cancelled after CC's contract expired for the show and P&S finding themselves labelled ala Miller "People who used to be funny until they decided to flush their credibility down the drain and become full-time cum guzzlers for George W Bush and the religion right". Yeah, their right wing buddies... IN HOLLYWOOD. Laugh not; conservative scum exist in Hollywood and P&S have stated in interviews that they proud to be a part of this small but existing section of Hollywood culture that worship the almighty evil that is Conservitive Right Wing Republicanism.....

Blame P&S, who are pretty much obsessed with ramrodding nonsensical right-wing beliefs into the show (like their hate for non-smokers/enviromentalists) just to prove how "hard-core" they are to their right-wing BUTT buddies in Hollywood. Fuck, I'm quite sure the Kenny/Terri Schiavo episode would have been pro-Frist/DeLay/Bush/Keep her alive against her wishes if not for the fact that P&S would have been caught outright with DeLay/Frist's cum on their faces and hair after a right wing bukakke session with the conservative right with no way to talk their way out of it and end up like Dennis Miller, with South Park cancelled after CC's contract expired for the show and P&S finding themselves labelled ala Miller "People who used to be funny until they decided to flush their credibility down the drain and become full-time cum guzzlers for George W Bush and the religion right".

To be fair, they only did the anti-christ episode because all of the woodland animal designs/animation was left-over from the aborted Lemmywinks solo episode and they had to justify spending money on said animation via using them in a new episode.

Rumor is that it will be another 3-4 episodes then huge hiatus, since the plan currently is to use JLU's final 3-4 episodes as the pilot movie for the new Legion of Super-Heroes cartoon (which is the reason why Teen Titans is being cancelled, since they want to use the budget for TT on Legion).

Next week's episode is a "Very Special X-Mas Episode" Julian's pregnant with Quentin's baby (which the kids, Sean, and Christian learn about). She asks Sean if he's told Quentin about her being pregnant, since Matt's with the family for X-Mas and saves Julia from passing out The client of the week is a professional Santa Claus impersonator who's got a new trophy wife Christian gives Quentin the check buying out his contract with the firm and tells Quentin he's happy to hand deliver the check to him because it will be the last time he sees Quentin, who grins ominously Also there was commercial hyping the Carver's Myspace.com promo website, which had the Carver talking to a webcam about how people want to know who he/she is....

To be fair, it could be hella worse; they could put the skits on a bonus DVD that can only be bought if you buy a delux box set containing the first two seasons being sold together, which would screw over those of us who bought the sets individually in terms of having to pay out $50-60 for a single DVD of new material.

Hence why she ruined Mythbusters via shark jump since the show was doing all right without Tits and Asses hijacking the show. Did we fucking need a worthless sack of tits on the show hogging the camera time?