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Benoit always sounds like he's squeezing out a massive dung pile whenever he strains to do a move.

I'm with Bret Hart on this one. Shoulder for promos, waist for matches. And he frowns on people like Kevin Nash, who drag the belt around. A peculiar one I've seen is the belt strapped diagonally across your chest (like an ammo belt), with the larger plate on the guy's back, facing behind him.

Yeah, I meant Strauss. I messed up on the name, my mistake. I think I was hearing about this Sam Greco being considered from a contract. Wouldn't remember for the life of me where I heard it.

The following sentence is a lie. The previous sentence is the truth. Wrap your heads around that one.

Sam Greco. Dude had big arms, y'know.

Work a spot with Ric Flair.

"These people are literally hanging from the rafters. Well, there're no rafters, there are columns and the people are hanging from them."

Petey Williams uses Calm Like A Bomb (by Rage Against The Machine) on the indies.

He invented threads about him.

SMB3, for being the first Mario game that I've fully completed. Yoshi's Island comes in a close second.

What's the ending?

Guitar Freaks. Gave me the illusion I had musical talent.

Minor correction, Jacques Rougeau was the referee. Still doesn't make it any better, though.

The difference is that if you go all in on Bill Fillmaff, you will get busted! No one busts Bill Fillmaff! You suck worse than Tod.

Sure, in terms of height. But don't tell me you forgot PCO's "I'm de crazy and I tink I'm in de WWF" lockerroom promo.

I remember marking out at seeing Skip eat Jannetty's superbomb. No one in their right mind would kick out of that.

- Too Cool & Rikishi vs Team ECK, from Judgment Day ... I wanna say 2000? The one where Taker returns as the biker. Just a hot opener to a decent card. - The 12-man "WWF vs Alliance" tag [APA, Scotty 2 Hotty, Spike Dudley, Billy Gunn, Big Show vs Dudleys, O'Haire, Palumbo, Bill Demott, Tommy Dreamer] on a Raw episode. Awesome finishing sequence sees the participants hitting their finishers in succession, culminating with Big Show pinning Dreamer with a chokeslam. And both were legal! Same episode that featured Milkomania.

Bret Hart. Without being a Ric Flair on the mic, he could cut a perfectly acceptable promo, plus his technical skills aren't even in doubt. He'd even take it to the air with the occasional suicide dive or pescado. As for the look; he made wearing pink cool. Nuff said.

The Earl to my Dave, Bakais is definitely awesome.

SugarMan (Wolvie, Cyclops, Nightcrawler, Sunfire): 23,4 seconds. Yawn. Though I now mark for Wolverine's Lethal Lunge.

Some of my own experiences, being in the biz: AJ Styles: Always tries to make a good first impression in a new lockerroom. He offered me gum when I first met him Serious guy backstage but always open to joking around. I even got to ask him what Dusty Rhodes is like as a booker. Oh and he likes my work Austin Aries: Didn't talk to the guy much, long enough to snap a picture with and get a quick chat. Fairly decent guy. Chris Daniels: Very polite and cordial with everyone, unless he's had a bad day/flight. Which would explain BASHER's encounter somewhat. Always cool to you if he likes you, though. He let me walk around backstage with the X-Division title Homicide: Nice guy, but don't even think about asking for a picture if you're wearing anything Boston Red Sox related. Man sure loves his Yankees. Steve Corino: Extremely easy to get along with. Incredibly down to earth. First thing he asked his ride once he arrived "You guys got a Burger King?" Petey Williams: Surprisingly over in Quebec, seems to like wrestling there. Nice guy, also always open to a good joke. Raven: Another case of "he's all right if he likes you". My boss was just about ready to strangle him (on account of just being Raven ), but I got along fairly well with him, having done his match and all. Apparently, don't disturb him when he's praying. Most of those encounters can be seen in the links within my sig.

Yikes, I hadn't seen it before and now I don't need to ever see it again. Kurt looks like he's enjoying this a little too much.

Am I the only one who thought Omega Red was ridiculously easy? I mean we (Wolverine, Cyclops, Colossus, Iceman) just raped the sorry bastard in 45 seconds flat.

Why the hell not.