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  1. JST

    Wrestlers Being Pricks

    Sylvain Grenier threw a hissy fit because I found a taped up razorblade on a table. (This is from when he appeared at one of our shows before appearing in WWE)
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    Jerry "The King" Lawler Quotables

    Lawler is king (heh) with old jokes. "Jose Lothario is so old, his social security number is 1." "Helen Hart is so old, she's got an autographed copy of the bible." "Pat Patterson is so old, he had ringside seats to David vs Goliath." "Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick." "When God said 'Let there be light', Mae Young threw the switch." "Fabulous Moolah was a waitress at the Last Supper." "Mae Young is so old that when David killed Goliath, she called the cops."
  3. I'm always a fan of your texts, Llakor. Can't wait for part 2.
  4. JST

    Disturbed 10,000 Fists

    Just got it. I can't stop playing Guarded.
  5. JST

    Song title with the best track record.

    "Baby" "I Wish"
  6. 83. Masturbating Bear unmasks, revealing Jim Carrey 84. CN Tower vs Space Needle 85. Conan & Mr. T at the apple orchard 86. Tom Hanks, SECRETS: "The 1998 Oscars, I found myself in the bathroom in a stall, next to Tom Selleck. So I leaned over and I said 'looks like we're a couple of peeing Toms.' His angry silence is something I'll never forget." 87: The Conan O'Brien Story: starring Jim Carrey. "Did you just make eye contact with me, you piece of crap?" "I can't hear the laughter anymore!"
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    Rick Steiner--real estate agent

    I'd be more inclined to laugh at someone named Robert Rechsteiner.
  8. JST

    Favorite ECW Moments

    I think it was the other way around, Raven hands a tag title to Dreamer. One line from Joey stood out to me during an old Rey/Psicosis match, following a highspot. "I'm sorry, but "Whattamaneuver" isn't gonna cut it here!!"
  9. JST

    IWS pics + sale on IWS dvds!

    Joey Styles, you ain't.
  10. JST

    On Full House

    Cut. It. Out. Funny!
  11. JST

    X-Men Legends II

    Just feel like pointing out my favorite Marvel ressource, a site I go to whenever I need stuff looked up, comic-related. www.marveldirectory.com
  12. JST

    Day of Reckoning 2

    Well, that ending left me going "Well, that ain't right.". Plus, I found Hogan disappointing.
  13. JST

    Day of Reckoning 2

    I laughed during five minutes just because Edge checked out Stacy's ass on his way to the ring.
  14. Virgil draws a late number. "Do you have any idea how many bags he went through in the back?!"
  15. JST

    Bored? Got a minute?

    Newcleus - Jam On It
  16. JST

    Current pictures of past wrestlers

    I swear. Valentine = HHH in 30 years.
  17. reverse death valley driver. So, a Burning Hammer then? Somewhat?
  18. JST

    Check this out!

    And plain-looking valets.
  19. JST

    Whatever happened to...

    Isn't Borga dead?
  20. JST

    Annoying announcer cliches

    Can I consider Tony Schiavone a cliché?
  21. JST

    Wrestling lookalikes

    Looks more like a younger Terry Funk to me. ___ Christian Bale Paul London, ROH style.
  22. JST

    Hey, let's make South Park self-portraits

    See avatar.
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