Secret Agent

What i don't get an award for my ass kissing on wrath, King?

Hey yo, Is Leon still active? I haven't sen him post on these threads in a few. I wonder if the last two guys feet touched the floor at the same time, if we would have CO-Euro champs. You know like Chyna and Jerico with the IC Belt.

Well all that "how we mark matches" stuff was quite intresting. Now i know to make the middle just as entertaining as the rest. Usually i hate the middle as it's normally a part where i have both guys pretty fatigued and going back and forth with reversals and such. Da "I'm going get my ass beat down for this one, but hey you only live once." J

I read the whole thing through and i felt it was a pretty good match. You are right about the Ejiro and Johnny not really having much of a dispute for a hardcore match per say, i felt the same way when writting mine. Your ending was pretty cool too, choked me out. I know you didn't like my finish, but i did it that way to sort of put Ejiro over Johnny. Ejiro had Johnny beaten and was inches away from winning until he got screwed. It kind of makes one question Johnny's little undefeated deal. Plus my guy is supose to be pretending to be a wrestler, while yours has trained for a good deal of time. Johnny should of got his ass pulverized but i can't have me loosing all the time, now can i? Anyways it was a good match, a very good one.

Say, How come we don't get a special guest referee for the battle royale like...geeze i dunno. Maybe Thugg? I'm surprised he didn't make that one happen to begin with.

Well i wonder if these belong in the wf thread or not. If not i guess a mod can move it. The Card 3rd Newbie Battle Royal for the European Title Ejiro Fasaki vs. Johnny “The Barracuda” Dangerous vs. Blank vs. Tim Dillon vs. Jack The Ripper vs. Leon Sharpe© Singles Match “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins vs. Flexxx Singles Match for the #1 Contendership to the SJL World Title Matt Myers vs. Manson MAIN EVENT Four-way, Double Elimination Match for the SJL World Heavyweight Championship Thor vs. Mike Van Silcen vs. Judge Mental vs. Fugue SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: “Deathwish” Danny Williams

3rd Newbie Battle Royal for the European Title Ejiro Fasaki vs. Johnny “The Barracuda” Dangerous vs. Blank vs. Tim Dillon vs. Jack The Ripper vs. Leon Sharpe© I thought Blank quit? Ok well I don't think i'll make any predictions in my own match. Singles Match “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins vs. Flexxx Flexx for no reason whatsoever Singles Match for the #1 Contendership to the SJL World Title Matt Myers vs. Manson Hrmm if Matt can topple Mak then Manson should be about the same so i supose i shall go with Matt here. MAIN EVENT Four-way, Double Elimination Match for the SJL World Heavyweight Championship Thor vs. Mike Van Silcen vs. Judge Mental vs. Fugue SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: “Deathwish” Danny Williams So many choices and so many ways this match could go. Despitehow long he has been here I'll give the nod to Judge just because he seems to be on one hell of a roll, and shows no signs of slowing down.

Usualy i try not to comment on other people's promos, as i really don't have much room to point out others flaws..but..Judge, Thor..I'm not sure who wrote what, but an excellent promo none the less! This just makes me all the more anxious to read the actuall match later on tonight. An excellent lead in is always a highlight to me, great works guys!

Wow, now that i look at it this seems like a rather thin card. Must be because of the pre genesis fever. HARDCORE MATCH - Ejiro Fasaki vs. Johnny “The Barracuda” Dangerous I'll just say good luck to Ejiro and good luck too me. May the best competetor win, eh? SINGLES MATCH Wildchild vs. Jack The Ripper Wildchild SINGLES MATCH Thor vs. Judge Mental I'm not sure on this. Judge on a whim. WORLD TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS MATCH Fugue vs. MVS MVS MAIN EVENT HELL IN A CELL!!! Mak Francis vs. Matt Myers Mak Francis

Man this EWR stuff is keeping me from writting my match or another promo. I better delete it quick.

By hardcore match do you expect.... The WWE/WWF Hardcore - tin foil Garbage Can lids, stop signs, fire extengishuers or the ECW beat them within an inch of their life, violent, bloody, just all around brutality?

Wow, nice little bit of angst for going into this hardcore match. I guess i'll whip me up a promo myself for this match.

Wow, all in all i think this turned out to be a pretty good show. Ejiro put on quite an entertaining piece, and I won my match. I would like to see what Jack wrote however, just to see how others write my charater. Promo's, Promo's. And CIA, The World Champion includes me in his. What a night for Johnny D eh? Judge's match won by default but even though...I felt it was an excellent read, that i enjoyed from begining to end. The Francise wins in yet another excellent read, and gets challenged to a Hell in a Cell by Matt Myers!! Mak is going to be one busy man! Well thats all from me for now.

I may be a newbie around here, but i have a thought. If writting all these matches is so much of a problem for some people why not have only one show? Or you could even book people only one show a week giving everyone a bit more time to pull out these monster matches. Just a thought.

Previously in The SWF Is Not Enough: Johnny “The Barracuda” Dangerous, super spy extraordinare was dispatched on a top secret mission to the Junior Leagues of the SWF. Once there he was to take on the guise of a really real wrestler, while secretly trying to uncover a villain whose identity is a mystery. After weeks of intense wrestling training with a man known as Christopher Daniels, Johnny entered the SJL. Once there he defeated a man known as Blank in a vicious match at Crimson, blending in perfectly with the SJL roster. Now the mission continues…. Orlando, Flordia. The Hotdog Palace. 10 A.M. “Inside the Hotdog palace is bustling with action as workers prepare the stage for the Smarks Junior League’s flagship show Metal and backstage, wrestlers have begun to arrive. This is the story of one of those wrestlers. A story that stretches as far back as one hundred years on a totally different continent and continues to today. The story of the myth, the legend, the wrestler……Jack the Ripper!” “How does that sound?” Ben Hardy, Resident Journalist of the SJL ponders for a moment as Jack the Ripper impatiently taps his foot waiting for a reply. Usually Ben is the one with the questions constantly waiting for a reply, so this unusual turn of events comes as quite a surprise. “Well it’s good. It’s really good Jack, and I wouldn’t mind saying that at all but……I still don’t think your going to get your own DVD. Even if you were, we wouldn’t film it on that camcorder you got there.” “What?” Jack seems surprised and almost let down by Ben’s response. “Why shouldn’t I get a DVD? I’m the SJL’s newest rising star! Didn’t you see Crimson? I single handedly defeated not one but two other men!” “Well why don’ we talk about tonight?” Ben ask in an effort to change the subject. “What’s your thoughts on your opponent for tonight, Johnny Dangerous?” “Johnny Dangerous?” A scowl look comes over Jack with the mention of Johnny Dangerous. “I don’t know why everyone is Johnny this, and Johnny that! He has only had one match and just because he actually won everyone is saying that he is the future of the SJL!” “Well you have to admit, he looked pretty good on Crimson.” He’s going to look real messed up when I get through with him! Johnny Dangerous is but a small rung in my ladder to success! I don’t know why in the hell I am scheduled for a match with a bloody rookie in the first place! I am the future of the SJL! If anyone with half a brain was running this joint I would be scheduled to face CIA for my WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!” “Woah” Ben thinks to himself, realizing he has somehow managed to get the resident lunatic somewhat riled up. “Well I’m sure you’ll get there soon enough Jack, but why not concentrate on Johnny Dangerous for right now?” “Oh I will concentrate on Johnny Dangerous alright! I’ll go concentrate a little on him right now! Where is he at?” “Well I delivered a package to him a little while ago at his personal locker room.” “Personal locker room?” Jack gasp! “What in the bloody hell is with that? I still don’t even get my own locker room! Damn this Johnny Dangerous! I can’t wait until Metal, I’m going to give him a piece of my mind right now!” With that Jack madly stomps off towards the general direction of the locker rooms. Relieved that Jack is finally out of his face, Ben lets out a sigh of relief. “Damn Looney.” He mumbles. MEANWHILE In the nearby locker rooms, Johnny Dangerous has managed to persuade one of the more established SJL stars to let him use their Locker room so that he can take care of some personal business. A package delivered to him earlier sits next to him on the soft oversized couch as he sets up his laptop computer, preparing to receive his orders from headquarters. Suddenly Johnny’s cell phone begins ranting on with one of it’s patented and stylized rings. “Hello?” “Agent 378?” A woman’s voice crackles from the phone’s speaker. “Yes this is Johnny Dangerous.” Johnny says in the sexiest voice he can possibly conjure up with a smile dashing across his face, knowing that the voice on the other end belongs to Sydney Kassle. (She’s Johnny’s boss from The SWF Is Not Enough, as well as his only unsuccessful mission in life.) “We at the agency want to congratulate you on your victory on Crimson. We never thought you would get a handle on wrestling so quickly.” “Ahh, don’t be so business like Sydney. I know you were cheering for me the whole time.” Sydney stays silent for a moment as thoughts of watching Crimson begin to flow back into her mind. She did in fact cheer for him, and even jumped up and down for joy when he won. But never could she let the truth be told. “Don’t flatter yourself Mr. Dangerous. Like I said we at the agency were very proud of your efforts. Now if I may go on, we have been informed that tonight you will be facing Jack the Ripper. We have done a thorough background check on him and so far have come up with nothing. We don’t think he is the one you are after, but you never know. Whoever this man is, is obviously very sneaky so we need you to look a little bit further into this for us. I sent you a package which you should of received containing all the information we found so far on Jack the Ripper.” “Yes it’s right here.” Johnny replies. “Good. Now let’s try for a repeat of Crimson on Metal tonight. The only way for you to gain access to the SWF is by winning in the SJL, so lets go for the gold!” “Don’t worry about me. I never fail any missions.” “Let’s hope not, Mr. Dangerous. Good Luck we will keep in contact.” CLICK! “She loves me.” Johnny says to himself as he sets his cell phone back down and grabs his package. “Now lets have a look at you Mr. Ripper.” Johnny opens the package, taking a small golden disc out of it and places it into his laptop. It only takes a few seconds for the screen to pop up with all the history one could ever ask for on Jack the Ripper. “Oh Lord!” Johnny jumps to his feet and grabs the nearest newspaper, heading straight for the locker rooms personal restroom. “Damn prune juice, I knew I shouldn’t of had that last glass!” Johnny says to himself as he plops down on the stall. A few moments pass and Jack the Ripper has finally found Johnny’s locker room. “Stupid rookie! I’m going to show him why they call me..Jack the Ripper!!” Jack rudely opens the door without even being gracious enough to consider knocking. “Where the hell are you Johnny!” To his surprise, Jack finds the locker room bare of any signs of human life. “Well I’ll just show him by…” Jack’s eye’s grow wide as he spots the laptop computer resting on the coffee table in front of the couch. “..Breaking that computer! Yeah, That’s it!” Jack grabs the computer, ready to smash it to the floor but wait…what’s this? “Secret Agent Johnny Dangerous? What the hell is this?” Ask Jack. Intrigued by the computer Jack sits down on the couch and begins to fumble through the information at hand. “He’s got information on me? What’s this bloody fool up to?” After a few minutes of rummaging through the computer it slowly begins to dawn on Jack. “Secret Agent. Jack the Ripper. Secret Agent. Jack the Ripper. Secret Agent. Jack the Ripper.” “AHA!” Jack shoots up from his seat as everything begins to sink in. “He’s a bloody Bobbi!! He’s after me! He’s trying to ruin my run as the World Champion!” FLUSH!! Jack looks towards the restrooms in horror, realizing that someone is indeed in there. Imagine the look of shock on Johnny’s face when he opens the door, and sees Jack standing there with his secret information in hand. “What the hell are you doing in here?” Ask Johnny! “You! I’m on to your secret, you’re a secret agent!” Jack replies while pointing his finger directly at Johnny. “Well I’ll have you know, you will never, ever take me down! I don’t know what you want with me, but you of all people will not steal my thunder!” “What are you talking about? Secret Agent? That’s my gimmick, I’m a spy just like your…Jack the Ripper!” Johnny quickly tries to “Play it off” and hopes that Jack will fall for it. But just incase he doesn’t one must always protect the integrity of the mission, even if it means having to……Kill someone. “Oh shut the hell up! You think I’m an idiot!” “Do you really want me to answer that?” Johnny ask with a smug look. “DAMN YOU!! I hate your kind of people! Always think they have something funny to say, well I’ll have the last laugh this time. I’m going to tell the whole world your secret, and when I do you will be through!” “Whatever you think, guy. I mean if you have some kind of a problem with me, we can always settle it in the ring. After all we do have a match tonight.” “In the ring, eh?” Jack says while slowly starting to back his way out the door. “I’ll see you in the ring alright. Then after I beat you, I’m going to tell everyone. Then nobody will be riding the Johnny Dangerous bandwagon. They will all be admiring me, and watching me as I win the World Championship.” Jack pauses for a moment then continues. “You will not stop me, and you will never pin anything on me. I ain’t going to let some stupid spy destroy my streak!” Johnny thinks to himself wondering about what streak jack is going on about. “This guy really thinks I’m after him.” He thinks. “Tonight, Johnny Dangerous…you will join the list of victims who have fallen to the Ripper. Jack the Ripper.” Jack begins an awful evil laugh as he creeps out the doorway and back down the hall. Johnny shakes his head with relief. “I better be more careful. If it was someone a little more sane they might believe him, then I really would be discovered. I can not jeopardize the mission. I have to beat this Jack the Ripper or someone might really believe him.” To be continued…..On Metal!

Is it really that bad?

Well i figured i might as well give my predictions here as i finally got my matched finished, so now i got a few extra moments. SINGLES MATCH Ejiro Fasaki vs. Blank Is Blank even still active? I'm not even sure if my last win was really a win and not a default. Well i haven't seen anything from him as of late so i'm going to go with Ejiro Fasaki who looks to be quite promising. SINGLES MATCH Johnny Dangerous vs. Jack The Ripper Hrmm...i just hope my match makes enough sense to pull this one off. SINGLES MATCH Jacob Helmsley vs. Spike Jenkins I'm going to have to go with the Triple H wanna be here. WORLD TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH 1 Thor vs. Judge Mental vs. Leon Sharpe vs. Flexxx Well i'm not quite sure on this one. Judge Mental writes some cool stuff and allthough i can't recall reading a match by Thor yet, he seems to be well talked about here. For me it's a toss up on these two. MAIN EVENT WORLD TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH 2 Mak Francis vs. Kamikaze vs. Tim Dillon vs. Manson Mak Francis

Isn't Heyman's long hair just a fake pony tail attached to his cap? I seem to recall someone knocking his hat off once before and he was pretty bald.

what about me?

Well leave it to me to not read the whole thing before i began writting. I didn't notice i have to keep it under 3000 words so i guess i'll try to shave it down. (I got a little carried away ) Also, are we supose to have ECW references in our matches? If so i'll need to add a few in.

Johnny Dangerous present's....The Spy who made Predictions. TRIPLE THREAT Cutthroat vs. Ejiro Fasaki vs. Jack the Ripper Well regardless of who wins this bout everone will be tring to cutthroat. I haven't seen anything from Jack the Ripper, so i'll go with Ejiro Fasaki on this one. NEWBIE MATCH Johnny "The Barracuda" Dangerous vs. Blank Man everyone is picking Johnny Dangerous to win this one, so in order to not Jinx myself...Blank is going to kick my ass. EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH Matt Myers© vs. Leon Sharpe™ This is Matt's first title defense right? Regardless i think Matt has the edge on this one simply due to prior experience, but Leon pull the shirt over all our eyes and whip out a nasty one. Hmmm...I'll go with Matt Meyers. CAGE & GAVEL MATCH Judge Mental vs. Kamikaze This is one match i can't wait to read. It has the ability to go anywhere and do anything with it. The heel Judge Mental needs a win here in order to sustain the feud so i pick the judge, jury, and executioner. TABLES, LADDERS, CHAIRS, AND CANES MATCH Tim Dillon/Thor vs. Fugue/Mike Van Siclen I don't know. I'm sure this one will be non stop action though but i feel it's too close for me to call. STEEL PIPE MATCH Flunkmasta Flexxx vs. Jacob Helmsley Jacob has the ability to pull this one off from past things i have read latley, plus this seems to be a match designed for him so he has to win. Reason enough for me. MAIN EVENT NO-DISQUALIFICATION TORNADO TAG MATCH "The Franchise" Mak Francis/"Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. C. I. A./Manson C.I.A./Manson With C.I.A. recenty aquiring the world title he should be on a roll, and with Manson in his corner things should really heat up.

Well from what i've read it seems to be a really awesome show. I won't comment on matches though. Afterall who am i to judge, I've yet to have a single match. Also i must apologize. I asked LDP if i could due a promo, but i held it out. Mainly because i felt the kind of charater Johnny is, didn't mix well with the day of rememberance. Well that's all from me, I'll see you at Crimson.

I'm Just curious. Why is everyone so sure that Tripple H has any real pull backstage? Last I heard no wrestlers were being allowed into production meetings.

Los Angeles, California. 9:08 A.M. Somewhere in a secure office building a woman sits behind a large oak desk, impatiently tapping her finger nails. “Come on…It doesn’t take all day to get here.” Her name is Sydney Kassle, commissioner of a secret intelligence agency for the United States and beautiful as well. Her day to day functions include assigning new assignments to agents, and keeping tabs on the progress of other ones. Basically…she’s the boss of the spies. The toughest part of this job if you asked her, would simply be keeping the sexually driven males on assignments and out of her hair. It gets annoying sometimes, having to always wipe the droll off of her desk. BZZT! “Ms. Kassel!” A woman’s voice echo’s from the intercom on her desk. “Yes?” She responds. “Mr. Johnny Dangerous is here for your appointment.” “Send him in.” She responds. Not two point five seconds later does the large doors to her office swing open, clanging loud enough to wake the dead! A man dressed in a trend setting black suit and tie steps through, flashing a smile big enough to drive a car through! “Hey Babe! Long time no see!” His name is Johnny Dangerous, Agent for a secret intelligence agency for the United States government and as handsome as they could possibly come. One of the most experienced field agents, who’s captured some of the countries most notorious villains! In other words he’s a spy, and a damn good one at that. When not busy saving our world from some kind of man made disaster, he spends his free time swooning women from all over the world. Most of them call him “The Barracuda” for his sheer attitude and other reasons we need not to ever mention. When he smiles a woman’s heart melts, and when he talks her panties drop. “AHEM!” Sydney Kassle begins, trying to overlook the rude entry and trying her best not to let the so called Barracuda even try to swoon her this time. The last time she called on him, she nearly lost her top. (Shirt that is.) Not this time she tells herself. Mind over matter, mind over matter. “Johnny Dangerous I’m glad you could grace me with your presence this morning. We have a new assignment for you. Please have a seat.” “As always, I am eager to begin any task you have chosen for me” Johnny replies as he takes a seat on the top of her desk, leaning closer in with his million-dollar smile. “Glad to hear it Mr. Dangerous, because this kind of assignment requires that special bit of attention to detail, that you somehow always manage to pull off.” “Please, please…I’ve told you a million times before Sydney…Call me Johnny.” “And I’ve told you a million times before…call me Ms. Kassle! Now Mr. Dangerous will you please remove yourself from my desk and take a seat.” “Now Sydney..” Johnny begins as he leans even closer towards Sydney Kassle. His eyes are that of a deep cobalt blue that can take a woman’s mind of any agenda, and make her want nothing more than to step onto the trill ride of “The Barracuda”. She gazes back as her eyes lock with his, her thoughts momentarily suspended. “Most of the other agents around her try and say your cold hearted, not a care for anyone. They liken your stare to that of two daggers ramming into their chest.” “They do?” Softly she ask, as her gaze is uninterrupted. “Shh…But don’t listen to them, I don’t. I know they real Sydney Kassle.” His face slowly begins to come closer to hers as he speaks. “She puts up a tough act to conceal the hurts and desires she really feels.” She nods in agreement as a sweet song by Marvin Gay begins to fill the background. “She wants so bad to let her beauty shine, but there is always something that blocks it. I can see right through that wall and right into that beautiful heart.” “Oh?” “I can” He responds. “It speaks to me…It tells me things” His lips are a mere centimeter from hers when she begins to tremble. “It says hold me.” “Yes…” Her words so soft. “Tell me I’m beautiful..” “Yes..” “Make love to me..” Suddenly her eyes widen like a pipe bomb just exploded behind her, abruptly ending the Marvin gay song as well as her mood. “Mr. Dangerous!” Sydney pushes back from her desk, rather surprised by Johnny’s boldness. “This is a mission of high importance! I would suggest that you take a proper seat, and stop this never ending tirade to seduce me!” “Damn.” He thinks to himself. “Almost had her this time!” Realizing his personal mission has failed; Johnny takes a seat in one of the soft leather chairs in front of her desk. His demeanor changes into that of a professional one. A professional spy, ready to tackle anything thrown his way. “Now as I was trying to say!” She begins again. “This is a special assignment of the utmost importance!” She picks up a small remote from her desk and with the click of a button a cylinder emerges from the floor. The cylinder stops as a holographic image of a familiar logo begins to broadcast above it and the lights in the room dim. “What is that?” Ask Johnny. “That Johnny, is your assignment. The SWF!” “The SWF? You mean the Smarks Wrestling Federation?” “Oh so you have heard of it? So this may take less explaining than I had originally thought.” “Who hasn’t heard about it? It’s been the center of many family oriented groups attacks for it’s raw intensity and controversial story lines. But what could we possibly need with a wrestling organization?” “It’s not the organization itself, but rather someone in the organization.” Sydney Kassle makes another click of the remote and the holographic SWF logo switches to a darkened face with a question mark on it. “Someone in this organization is suspected of some very high level treason. We are not sure who but we know he’s in there. This is where you come into play Mr. Dangerous. Your mission as always, should you choose to accept it will be for you to infiltrate the ranks of the SWF posing as a wrestler.” “A wrestler? Well I may of wrestled a bit back in high school, but I hardly think that makes me a shoe in for this task.” “But you must Johnny. We have watched the high risk you have taken in missions past, and watched as you single handedly went punch for punch with some of the agencies toughest targets. You have been hand picked.” “Hmmm” Johnny ponders for a moment but trying to keep his thought process brief, Sydney continues. “Women flock to these wrestlers.” “I’ll do it!” Snaps Johnny, not giving it a second thought! “What identity am I to take?” “In this gimmick ridden world of wrestling, you’ll pose as none other that Johnny ‘The Barracuda’ Dangerous, super spy, and a woman’s dream.” “But that’s me! I would be exposed!” “No you won’t. No one will figure out that you really are a spy, it will fit in perfectly with everyone else. We have put much thought into this, and we figured placing you in there as well…You, would be the best idea.” “So basically I go there and wrestle, while trying to uncover who this man of treason is?” “In a sense, Johnny. While you are there you must gain the admiration of the viewing public and try to gain titles under your name. You will first be sent to the Junior Leagues of the SWF, and the only way to reach the actual SWF where we suspect this man to be is to pass through the lower ranks. So it is a must that everyone believes that you are a genuine wrestler, or you will fail trying to get to the SWF.” Sydney clicks her remote again and the cylinder slides back into the floor as the lights return to their normal level. “Can you handle this mission, Mr. Dangerous?” Johnny ponders in his thoughts. He always thought it would be nice to be in the public’s eye, maybe this wouldn’t be such a bad mission after all. “I’ll give it my best try” “That’s all we can ever ask for.” “Now” Sydney begins once more “In order to prepare you for this, we have hired a former wrestler by the name of Christopher Daniels to train you. Listen to him you must as you only have three weeks before your dark match that will decide whether you get your foot in the door to the SWF or not.” With that Johnny stands up taking a moment to straighten his tie, and smooth down the few out of place hairs on his head with his hand. “Tell Mr. Daniels to be ready, I have never been one to go easy on my instructors.” Johnny turns and walks out the door ready, as any spy must to tackle his task. “Good luck Mr. Dangerous. The entire agency is placing our faith in you.” The Beginning

Am i allowed to write a short promo to be included with the show? If so where do i send it?