Patty O'Green

Mike and PK, it's really all right. The Shannon Moore comment was more of a half-kidding remark. You guys didn't really take any liberties with my character. It's not like he's a bad ass, so him getting beat up isn't completely out of the ordinary. Sorry, if I made anyone feel bad.

Oh don't worry, Zack. It's really not that big of a deal. Don't feel bad. It's not like this is a real federation, where getting my ass kicked the whole show would affect merchandise sales. edit: Kotz, I've never seen Welsh Lolita before

Is this a good thing or a bad thing, lol? That's a bad thing

I feel like a poor man's Shannon Moore

Heroes: Stepford Cuckoos (They count for at least four people) Emma Frost Rouge Villains 1.Pyro 2.Cassandra Nova

I changed my mind. THAT's the funniest thing I've read today! I always thought someone would picture my character as a male version of Alicia Silverstone .

BPP, that was the funniest thing I've read all day. I'm easily amused.

Does charisma affect beat downs?

At least you didn't have the worst match of the night.

You also forgot my promo. No big deal.

Does Jeff still get a percentage of any of his merchandise they sell?

Parka, can you send me the match? I just want a sneak preview.

Okay, that makes sense. Now, I'm not so confused.

I'm totally confused also. Kotz, are you writing a promo for the upcoming HD! in which the Super Duper Thing~ debuts? If so then the promo I wrote doesn't need to be on the show. I was also told that the SUPER DUPER THING~ was supposed to debut at my match at LA. Edit: The promo I wrote has nothing to do with the SUPER DUPER THING~.

Damn it! Zack, you can just throw out the backstage skit I sent you for HD!

Goro?

I like Christian. If Christian was to retire, I'd never have to watch wrestling again.

"Monkeys learn sign language so they can say I love you to dolphins" -Saturn "The blue ones are high in fiber" -Saturn on his crayon eating

"Eeked? That's not even a word. You're a sportscaster. Read a thesaurus, dammit!" - Chris Jericho to Michael Cole on commentary, Smackdown 01/24/02

"If I were someone named Mr. Ass, I'd be really worried about doing time." -Vince McMahon talking about DX going to jail

"He's the game all right."- Edge "Yeah if the game is pin the tail on the two faced reekazoid." -Christian "Now, Bad Ass, you run your mouth about Summerslam. Well, here's the situation. The Rock says this, if the Rock hits you he'll kill you. If he misses, the wind behind the punch will give you pneumonia and you'll die anyway,so the choice is yours jabroni." -The Rock

I wasted my semen on Frank Stallone??

Come on Gang! If we all do one big circle jerk we can make it to page 11!

::resumes masturbating::

::ejaculates::