Patty O'Green

PRESENTED IN HD FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY -OVER 200 COUNTRIES IN 10 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES- -TO MORE THEN TEN MILLION VIEWERS EACH WEEK- -THE OAOAST THE WORLD WIDE LEADER IN PARODY ENTERTAINMENT- FINALLY THE REAL HeldDOWN themesong! whhheheeeeeeeee We go straight to sofa central where our enterprising announce team has ignored my orders to dress as turkeys and instead settle for pilgrim hats. They are to be fired at once! COLE Happy Thanksgiving everyone! We hope you enjoyed your Turkey day, and if you live in a country other than the USA- COACH We hope you know our black president has a bigger penis than your pasty white prime minister. USA! USA! USA! COLE Patriotism is alive and well. Folks, lets turn things over to former world champion Tony Brannigan to kick it off here tonight! We SWOOP~! over to OAOAST Original Tony Brannigan atop the world famous interview stage. BRANNIGAN This Sunday night at November Reign my guests will square off against the Dream Team of Zack Malibu, Krista Isadora Duncan, Bohemoth and two yet unnamed partners in a colossal 10 person elimination tag. Accompanied by Holly-Wood and Colonel Abdullah Nerdly, please welcome Theodore Moneymaker’s gang of five compromised of himself, fellow Enterprise associate Christian Wright, Mr. Dick and the only rock n‘ wrestling band that matters the Heavenly Rockers… THE CLEVELAND STEAMERS! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Still the most ridiculous name I’ve ever heard I might add. COACH Quit hatin’ because Los Diablos de Fuego refused your illicit solicitation, Cole. Cleveland Steamers is the most original and inspired team name in history. If you want a ridiculous name then look no further than the Oklahoma City Thunder. When did the NBA start letting WNBA franchises into the league? To the tune of “Money Talks” by AC/DC, Moneymaker and his NR team head to the stage minus their biggest member. BRANNIGAN Theodore-- MONEYMAKER Shut up, Brannigan. Last week I gave what I thought would be my final public statement before November Reign. That all changed when Zack Malibu and Krista failed to announce their entire Dream Team by Monday’s end. It was part of the agreement when the contracts were sign to ensure both teams had a fair amount of time to prepare for each other. They’re trying to gain an unfair competitive advantage because they know there isn’t anybody on the market who can be of value to them going up against my team. A prime example with Christmas on the horizon to do your shopping early! I did and look at what it brought. The greatest tag team in OAOAST history, the 2005 Rookie of the Year… BRANNIGAN Who cares?! That was 3 years ago! WRIGHT I…I…I… MONEYMAKER It doesn’t diminish his accomplishment any less. WRIGHT LOGAN Uncool BranniGIMP. Your world title reign only lasted a few minutes and some change but we still call you a former world champion. LEAVE CHRISTIAN ALONE! MONEYMAKER As I was saying, we have the greatest tag team in OAOAST history, the 2005 Rookie of the Year, the fastest rising up in comer in the business and of course myself. I defy anybody to tell me that isn’t the greatest collection of talent ever assembled on one team. BRANNIGAN It’s most impressive, absolutely. But aren’t you slapping two members of your Enterprise in the face when you call the Heavenly Rockers the greatest tag team in OAOAST history? MONEYMAKER Are they not former 3-time World tag team champions? BRANNIGAN Indeed they are. And so to are the Beverly Hills Blonds, who’ve also held the HI-YAH tag titles as well. LOGAN HI what? I think that’s the Korean joint in Reno that gave Synth the runs a few months back. MONEYMAKER "HI what" indeed, Mister Mann. Now the Beverly Hills Blonds, did they ever win the Anderson Cup or put the Sooner Bruisers out the OAOAST or outlast sixteen other tag teams in a grueling battle royal to win their third tag team chamoion or become the only rock n’ wrestling band that matters? BRANNIGAN Well, no. In fairness, however, the latter would be hard to achieve. MONEYMAKER Excuses, excuses, excuses. You sound like Simon and Ned. BWAHAHA! I will give them credit for attending the Enterprise’s Thanksgiving gathering in honor of the Cleveland Steamers earlier today though, since they don’t always show up for company functions. LOGAN They had sweet seats too. Over at the kiddie table! MONEYMAKER BRANNIGAN Speaking of not attending functions, I see Mr. Dick is nowhere present. LOGAN Aww jeez. This is just like you guys in the media, trynna create dissension where there is none. You’ve got no clue what you’re going on about. Rock n roll has its supergroups, and so does wrestling, and we’re the biggest supergroup since Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young. Toss your speculation and your wonderment out the window, because its pointless. There is no breaking us up. MONEYMAKER Don’t bother dignifying his questions with response. What are you, some tabloid journalist? His business is no concern of yours, Brannigan. I suspect he and Malaysia are working off the calories from all that turkey and pie served at our team meal. SYNTH We had to fill up so we can shit all over the Dream Team at November Reign! BRANNIGAN Theodore Moneymaker, I can’t help but think how different your reaction would be had it been the Beverly Hills Blonds who weren’t around, although now that I take a look around…they’re nowhere in sight either. MONEYMAKER Oh, they’re in sight alright. They’ve had to be given what another organization has promised will happen tonight. Moneymaker snaps his fingers and VICE escorts Simon Singleton and Ned Blanchard onstage like a couple of prisoners, arms restrained behind their backs. Even Molly receives the same treatment. Her guard Mackenzie DeCenzo. MONEYMAKER I’ve stated numerous times on record how I’d prefer to handle Enterprise business in house. Unfortunately the same cannot be said for the men before me, particularly Ned Blanchard. Despite repeated assurances his job, or that of Simon and Molly for that matter, would be in no danger so long that he agreed to skip tonight’s “audition” put together by the Deadly Alliance, Ned chose to rebuff a most generous offer in my humble opinion. That only leads me to believe a traitor walks among us. And a simple-minded son of a bitch like yourself knows what the penalty is for treason, don’t you, Ned? NED I’d rather die than bend over and take it up the ass from you, Teddy. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" MONEYMAKER Your insubordination makes what I’m about to do all the easier, Blanchard. Imagine that, Brannigan, the newest member of the DA…a cripple! BWAHAHA! COACH Looks like the Deadly Alliance won’t be the only group sending a message tonight, Mikey Cole. “In My Arms” hits and the crowd goes CRAZY~! COLE You’re damn right. So will the Dream Team! COACH The Dream Team or do you mean the Attention Whores? Haven’t they had enough screen time already? Whatever fate awaited the BHB is put on hold as Zack Malibu, Krista Isadora Duncan and Bohemoth appear on the main stage to the newest trend in crowd interaction -- rapid-fire chants. “MAL-I-BU!” “K-I-D!” “BO-HE-MOTH!” KRISTA Aw, look at the poor little rich heir. All BUTT hurt we haven’t announced our whole Dream Team and because for the first time since he knocked me up Ned’s shown some balls. MONEYMAKER Hiding behind a lipstick lesbian now, are we, Malibu? Arms folded Zack smirks. MONEYMAKER Unfair as it is, I can understand why you guys want a mental edge going into November Reign. Not even Obama could put together a cabinet this star-studded. Sunday’s gonna be election night all over again. A one-sided massacre. Instead the right team’s gonna win this time. KRISTA BWAHA! Yeah, whatever. And I thought we only had one serial gimmick infringer in the OAOAST. But you’re right Teddy, we didn’t reveal our Dream Team before Monday night’s deadline. Truth is we only have 3 members. MONEYMAKER I knew it. I knew it! Here I thought you guys were trying to gain a competitive advantage when the real reason was you couldn’t find anybody to join your sinking ship. Bo has a million dollar body and a ten cent brain, so he doesn’t know any better. Bo cracks his knuckles. MONEYMAKER Ooh, I hit a nerve. But it shows how desperate you are for teammates. If either one of you had half the business sense I do then you’d cut your losses with a man willing to participate in a match put together by the Deadly Alliance. MALIBU It’s about trust, Moneymaker. Bo’s EARNED my trust. You know, that word we talked about a few weeks ago? You’re just a paranoid insufferable son of a bitch with a god complex! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" MONEYMAKER Bo removes his shades and coolly walks up to Zack. BOHEMOTH Praise be! ABDULLAH GODDAMN YOU SEXUAL MONSTER!!! KRISTA Desperate for teammates? Honey, we’re not desperate for anything but kicking your ass! And FYI, the reason we haven’t filled our last two openings is because we haven’t offered them…yet. I know the people we have in mind real well and they couldn’t keep a secret if their lives depended on it. A 12 pack and a couple of Hustler magazines and they’d be squealing like pigs. MONEYMAKER Alix?! Get that weak shit out of here, woman. I would’ve expected you guys to be a bit more creative than that. KRISTA You’re in the right state but the wrong city. MONEYMAKER Right state, wrong city? Christian whispers into Teddy’s ear and the two start laughing. MONEYMAKER Surely you can’t be serious. KRISTA I am serious…and don’t call Shirley. MONEYMAKER You mean… Are you referring to the Beverly Hills Blonds? "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" SIMON/NED KRISTA What do you say Ned? How ‘bout we hook up for old times’ sake? And Simon, you wouldn’t have to hide in the backseat to watch us in action this time. The E and the Heavenly Rockers laugh at the notion of Simon and Ned on the Dream Team. “DO IT!” “DO IT!” “DO IT!” The BHB play to the crowd and then give their answer. NED Now, when you say hook up, does this include the perk of us being friends with benefits? KRISTA Don't press your luck, Ned. NED I hear ya, I hear ya. Crossing the I's and dotting the T's and all that. KRISTA So are you in or out? NED Babe, you know I always prefer to go all in. Yeah, let’s do it! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" MONEYMAKER The BHB are grabbed as they’re about to leave the interview stage. MONEYMAKER Wait a minute. Where the hell do you think you’re going? SIMON To meet our new teammates. MONEYMAKER You work for me, you fools! NED Not anymore we don’t. We quit! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" The BHB pull their arms away and prepare to walk off when Theodore spins Ned around and SLAPS him. MONEYMAKER Over my dead body you do. Blanchard places Moneymaker in a CHOKE and orders the E to back off. MONEYMAKER OK, OK, OK. You’re free to go. You’re free to go! But hear me out, please. I apologize for my conduct towards you guys and Molly. You don’t know how stressful it is to run an Enterprise the size of my. I know I should’ve treated you all better so let me make it up to you. Multi-year contract extension, substantial pay raise, personal time off, you name it and it‘s yours. Ned, Ned, listen to me. I’ll even let you audition later tonight not for the Deadly Alliance but the OAOAST Board of Directors. Like Bo and Zack earned each other’s trust, after what you guys have done here you both have earned mine. Just please, please don’t join the Dream Team. If you want me to get on my hands and knees and beg, I’ll beg. Teddy drops to his knees. MONEYMAKER See, I’m begging. DON’T GO! NED You’re sorry for how you treated us, huh? MONEYMAKER Very! NED Tell us personally. MONEYMAKER Simon, I’m sorry. Molly, I’m sorry. Ned, I’m especially sorry. I never should’ve gotten upset you wanted to chaperone your daughter’s class presidential rally. Family is important. Nobody should understand that better than me. I’m not the Billion Dollar Man. I’m the Billion Dollar Heir. NED Look at ya, a power broker and self-proclaimed Messiah on his hands and knees begging. It’s pathetic. But deep down we always knew you loved us. The BHB embrace Moneymaker to boos, then floor him to cheers! COLE Alright! We know what their answer is! All hell breaks loose as VICE come to Teddy’s aid. They and the BHB go at it while Zack, Krista and Bo go toe to toe with the Heavenly Rockers and Christian Wright. COACH We got a mini-preview of November Reign right here, Cole. Mr. Dick rushes out wearing nothing but a towel and jumps on Krista. The two bitter foes trade blows until Krista removes the towel and starts flicking it at Mr. Dick’s bare ass! Her fellow Dream Teamers send Moneymaker and company retreating, then pose on the interview stage to the delight of the crowd. COLE Who’d have thought we’d see the Beverly Hills Blonds quit the Enterprise and join the Dream Team at November Reign? COACH Big mistake on the part of the BHB, Cole. They had everything and now they have nothing. COLE They have their dignity and that means more than money. Krista and Ned reunited? Oh, my. Imagine Christmas at Casa de Duncan this year! COACH Wait a minute, Cole. It just hit me. Bo and Ned are partners at November Reign but tonight they'll be opponents?! COLE And that match is still to come. Folks, Thanksgiving HeldDOWN~! is just getting started! Stay tuned for that and more! LATER TONIGHT A DEADLY TRIPLE THREAT TODD CORTEZ VS BOHEMOTH VS NED BLANCHARD TONIGHT COMMERCIAL

The crowd comes to life as "Rock The Casbah" by Trust Company strikes up. Sweeping his purple and black robe through the entrance way comes Leon Rodez, looking a little pre-occupied with other thoughts still from what happened earlier. But Leon still slaps away at the hands of his fans on his way down the aisle, never one to disappoint his followers. BUFFER The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Grand Rapids, Michigan... weighing two hundred, eighteen pounds. "THE GRAND RAPIDS GOLDEN CHILD"... ladies and gentlemen, he is "SILKY SMOOTH"... LLLLLLEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOONN... RRRRRRRROOOOOOODDEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZ!!!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Leon enters the ring with a quick flourish of the robe, raising a finger in the air to salute the crowd. COLE The World Champion and the number one contender, together in tag team action, just three nights from their November Reign main-event, when we come back!! *COMMERCIAL BREAK* As we return to HeldDOWN~!, we find ourselves in the middle of Nathaniel Black's entrance to the ring. Tha Puerto Rican has already entered (hey, he came out earlier, we don't need to televise it twice, especially if it means writing it twice) and Black now climbs the steps, eyeing both him and Leon as they stand with an icy air between them. COLE Nathaniel Black, not looking particularly thrilled about this match tonight. Both these teams are going to have more than a little trouble co-existing, PRL and Leon for obvious reasons, where-as Black and Sandman, aside from their stable allegiances, are about as polar opposite in wrestling philosophy as you can get. As Black enters the ring, the lights dim, then begin going crazy, as if a virus has infected them, randomly jerking around the arena, frantically changing colors and turning off and on. It’s as if a bad anime scene has come to life. Loud scratching fills the airwave, as if a DJ has lost their mind and is attempting to break their equipment. In-between the rips, legitimate music kicks on, of a Southern, heavy metal nature. "I ask you please just give us/ Five Minutes Alone." The lights continue to dart and flash as the music leaves and the scratching continues, only to come back again, now of a hip-hop nature. "White America/ I could be one of your kids." The rap fades out and the scratching continues, at an even greater pace, until music comes back, now of a hardcore variety. "Final Prayer/ Final prayer for the human race." The music leaves once again and the scratches reach their apex, before the sound cuts out and the arena goes pitch black. A single spotlight appears on the stage, the only light in the darkened arena. People look towards the light, but see nothing. Then People = Shit by Slipknot hits. HERE WE GO AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER! The crowd jeers as a figure punches through the curtains, hidden beneath two bandanas, one over his face and the other over his head. His hands are taped up, with a red "X" on the back of each of them. BUFFER And introducing Nathaniel Black's tag team partner. Weighing in tonight at two hundred and twenty pounds. He is a member of the Deadly Alliance... and the reigning OAOAST HEARTLAND CHAMPION... SSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAANNDDMMMMMAAAAAAAAANN... NNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNEEEEEEEEEE... TTHHHHHHHOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAANNDD!!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Sandman slides into the ring and rips off the bandanas, a sick smile on his face as he raises his title belt overhead. COLE So, main-event time here and right now I'm joined by Jesse "The Body" Ventura to call this match. Jesse, what are your thoughts on this one? VENTURA I've gotta question the wisdom of the World Heavyweight Champion competing here tonight, just three days before a big title defence, with a torn bicep. Although, he might not have had much say in the matter. PRL poses on the turnbuckles, raising the OAOAST World Title to the crowd. He takes a glance back at Leon while doing this before he steps off the ropes. Champion and challenger stare at one another, the tension simmering, until they finally realise the situation they're in and settle into begrudgingly working as a team. *DINGDINGDING!* As the bell sounds, both teams try to sort out who'll start. Easier said than done. Eventually Sandman steps out on his side. Leon seems to want to start, but PRL insists on starting, telling Leon that "I don't need your sympathy". COLE And the World Champion is going to start this match, how about that. VENTURA As the saying goes, pride comes before a fall. Leon finally steps out of the ring and lets the World Champ get on with it. As the crowd get behind him, PRL and Black circle. Tha Puerto Rican adjusts the taping around his left bicep before they lock up, jostling for position. Feeling Black going for the left arm though, PRL quickly breaks away and backs off into a corner. A smirk forms on Black's face as PRL works loose the arm and tries to get his head together. VENTURA There ya go, that injury clearly playing on the mind of Tha Puerto Rican. And he's putting his big weakness out there for all to see, including the number one contender. I just gotta question the wisdom being used here by the World Champion. After getting himself set PRL comes back out of the corner and locks up with Black again. Straight away, Black isolates the left arm and wrings it to a grimace from PRL. PR quickly rolls forward and escapes the wringer though. A shove from PRL is returned by Black... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...before PRL lays in a knifedge chop. *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" Black chops right back. *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" But so does PRL. Black responds with a forearm shiver, then goes right back to the left arm. Grabbing hold, the Englishman tries to force in a top wristlock. PRL fights against it, slowly but surely losing the power battle, forcing him to improvise. He lands a knee strike before reaching out for the ropes, using them to backflip out of Black's grasp! Irish whip sends Black for the ride. Up and over goes PRL with a leapfrog, then a reverse leapfrog, before taking Black over with the armdrag. COLE Patented PRL right there. Rushing to his feet, Black rushes in with his forearm wielded and takes a swing. PRL ducks underneath though, carrying on off the ropes with his own, flying forearm! Tha Puerto Rican kips up to a cheer from the Baltimore crowd, then marches over to his corner and SLAPS Leon's chest! "OOOOOOOOOHHHH!!" VENTURA That's a tag I guess. COLE And Tha Puerto Rican with a very interesting look, as if to say "how was that?" Point proven, PRL steps out to the apron. Leon comes in to replace him and an awkward stare between the two allows Black time to regain his feet and catch the number one contender coming in, grabbing him in a 3/4 headlock and torquing the neck. Manouvering around, Leon tries to find a way out of the hold and manages to back up against a neutral set of the turnbuckles. Referee Robinson calls for a clean break and almost gets it, only for Black to surprise Rodez with a headbutt to the breadbasket. Black follows with a European uppercut. And a second. An irish whip then sends Leon corner to corner. As he nestles against the turnbuckles, Nathaniel charges in and swings his arm looking for another European with plenty of momentum, but EATS boot! COLE The number one contender, in there with the man he beat to earn that honour last month right now. And looking to impress again. As Black staggers out of the corner, Leon comes off the ropes. But Black shakes out the cobwebs and catches Leon on the rebound with a Lariat, the flesh on flesh contact echoing around the arena! "OOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!" VENTURA Wham! What a shot that was! Leon sits up hurting, as Sandman calls for the tag. Black eventually gives in, bringing the Heartland Champion in on the attack with stomps. After working Leon over, Sandman drops a leg and makes a quick cover... 1... Kickout. Locking on a front facelock, Sandman pulls Rodez to his feet with some knees thrown in. Sandman then looks for a vertical suplex, but Leon floats over and lands safely on his feet. A quick right catches Sandman cold and allows Leon to hit the ropes again. This time he avoids a clothesline attempt, then goes through the legs of his opponent with a baseball slide. Sandman swings around looking for the clothesline again, but Leon counters with a Backslide... 1... 2... Sandman is out and lands with a forearm to stun Leon. Sandman stays on the attack, connecting with a series of right hands before backing up off the ropes. And a spinning wheel kick knocks the number one contender down. Cover again... 1... 2... No! VENTURA We talk about PRL and Leon, but Sandman's got a chance to make a statement tonight. We've already seen the dominance of The Deadly Alliance once tonight, just think what it'd mean for them to earn a victory over the champ or the possible future champ! COLE Things are certainly looking up for the DA, even if they couldn't recruit PRL earlier. VENTURA No big loss. They got Mr. Dick, didn't they? Pulling Leon into a boot, Sandman turns him around looking for a back suplex. But Leon manages to bring his knee around and catch Sandman in the forehead! A second knee connects, fighting Sandman off. Off the ropes, Leon goes up and over with a sunset flip... 1... 2... No! Quickly up Leon sidesteps a charge from Sandman and catches him coming back off the ropes, armdragging him to the canvas. Hanging onto the arm, Leon is then able to drag Sandman across the ring, to his corner where a slightly more friendly tag is made between champion and number one contender. The two even manage a little teamwork, as Rodez holds Sandman open for a kick to the ribs. COLE There's some cohesion at least from PRL and Leon, but you can just feel the tension simmering after what happened earlier tonight. VENTURA They'll get their chance to settle that Sunday. They've gotta make it through this match in one piece first though and I think deep down, they both realise that. PRL takes over with left hands on Sandman, before looking for an irish whip. It's reversed and the World Champion gets sent into his opponents' corner, where Nathaniel Black quickly takes a hold of him from behind. As Black tries to hang up the left arm, PRL nails him with a shot to the temple. PRL then dodges out of the way as Sandman comes charging... ...causing him to nail Black with an errant forearm!! VENTURA Uh-oh! Sandman looks apologetic at first, but Black storms into the ring and the two square up regardless with the crowd urging them to go at it! COLE We've got problems of a different kind right here! No love lost between these two either! Stood nose to nose, Black and Sandman start poking fingers... but before it can break down, PRL delivers a dropkick that clocks their heads together! Both Black and Sandman end up spilling out of the ring and to the floor. Out heads PRL too, to the apron before heading to the top rope. And as Black and Sandman pick themselves up, the World Champion comes soaring, NAILING THEM BOTH WITH A CROSSBODY BLOCK FROM THE TOP TO THE ARENA FLOOR!!!!!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE OH MY!! VENTURA HUGE risk taken by Tha Puerto Rican! "P - R!" "P - R!" "P - R!" "P - R!" As the three on the floor struggle to their feet, Leon steps into the ring. With the approval of the Baltimore crowd behind him he lines up, ready to take a risk of his own. Grabbing the top rope, he bides his time... BEFORE LAUNCHING OVER THE TOP WITH A PESCADO!!!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE And Leon going to join in the fun as well, wiping out everybody! Rodez climbs off the pile of bodies and rolls into the ring, firing up the crowd again. On the floor, PRL sits up, having found himself inadvertantly in the firing line, nursing his left arm having fallen awkwardly under the pile. With a glare in his eyes he rolls back into the ring as well and marches up behind Leon, spinning him around and SHOVING HIM IN THE CHEST!! VENTURA Here we go, I guess the truce couldn't last! COLE PRL accusing Leon of damaging his arm, which I've gotta think was accidental. VENTURA Doesn't matter, tempers are running high and all it needed was a little spark. Get ready for the fireworks now. Much like their opponents moments ago PRL and Leon square up nose to nose, despite referee Robinson's pleading for some calm. PRL is unrepentant and SHOVES Leon again, pointing a finger right in The Silky Smooth One's face, which he soon tires of and slaps away. Again the warring partners don't come to blows though, as Black and Sandman have rolled back into the ring and jump their opponents from behind! Black stomps away on PRL while Sandman does the same on Leon. VENTURA The referee's lost all control here. Utter chaos. And these people sure ain't complaining! Out of the ring rolls Leon, with Sandman on his tail. That leaves Black in the ring with PRL, pulling him up and delivering a European uppercut. And another one. Black looks for an irish whip, which PRL manages to reverse, only for Black to stop at arm's length and yank down on the arm! A shout of pain escapes Tha Puerto Rican's mouth, before the air rushes out the same way courtesy of a scything Lariat! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Fighting to his feet, Tha Puerto Rican finds himself backed into a corner but manages to kick out at Black as he stalks in. Another kick fends Black off. But a third gets caught, Black pulling PRL out of the turnbuckles by the ankle. He takes too long to attack though, earning him an Enziguri! COLE The fight and determination of the World Champion! Black staggers but doesn't go down, so Tha Puerto Rican grabs him by the head and runs him to the ropes. Up and over goes PRL, bringing the Englishman's neck down across the top ring rope with The Ricochet! PRL quickly rolls back into the ring and lines Black up, charging towards him. He leaps overhead and delivers the Lightning Shock, looking for the pinfall... 1... 2... No! Pulling Black up, PRL lands with a punch. A second. And a third. But Sandman re-enters the ring and clubs him from behind, breaking the combo. COLE Sandman from behind and you're right Jess, the referee struggling to get any kind of control here. I don't know who the legal men are supposed to be. And with these two teams, any hope of getting them to tag in and out like a team anymore is slim to none. Sandman whips PRL off the ropes and delivers a Big Boot to put him down. The Heartland Champion the exits the ring and starts to climb towards the top. He only reaches the bottom rope though, before Leon Rodez slides back into the ring and nails him with a dropkick, sending him crashing to the arena floor below! Leon then turns his attentions to Black, ducking a forearm attempt and catching him turning away from the turnbuckles with an Exploder Suplex! COLE Wow, burst of power from the number one contender! Popping back to his feet, Leon fires up before laying into Black with a jab! A jab! A jab! A jab! Rodez turns, blowing the kiss, before turning back on his heels... *SMACK!* ...just as Tha Puerto Rican delivers a spinning kick to the face to knock Black down! COLE Dodge THIS, BITCH~! Hands on hips, Leon questions exactly what PRL's doing and gets a stream of abuse back from PRL, who tells him that "nobody cares about your stupid ass combo". The arguement between number one contender and World Champion doesn't last long though, as Leon rises above it. Walking over to Black, he kicks his arm across the chest and starts to pull off his elbowpad! COLE Hang on, this looks kinda familiar. VENTURA No kidding, talk about a slap in the face. Leon does some funny hand signals... which is more than enough for PRL, walking over AND SLAPPING LEON!!! "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" VENTURA I stand corrected... THAT is a slap in the face! COLE And I don't know how much more even Leon can take of this! Just as it's fixing to explode between Leon and PRL, Sandman9000 rolls back into the ring and charges. A timely sidestep by Leon leaves PRL to get nailed with the YAKUZA KICK! Sandman quickly turns to Leon, dodging a right hand and elevating him onto his shoulders, looking for the PSYCHO DRIVE... NO! Rodez manages to escape down the back, pulling Sandman down with a sunset flip... 1... NO, Leon doesn't want the pin and instead gets to his feet trying to apply the Liontamer! COLE Leon looking for the Liontamer! Can he get it on? VENTURA Either way I don't think Sandman's the kind to say I quit. Despite his best efforts to block Sandman gets turned AND PUT INTO THE LIONTAMER!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" COLE We might be about to find out, Jess. Rodez places the knee in the back pins Sandman down, just out of reach from the ropes. No submission from Sandman is coming yet though. He hangs on, long enough for his partner to come to the rescue, Black grabbing Leon and rocking him with a headbutt! Sandman rolls out of the ring, while Black pulls Leon back to his feet and sets him up, delivering the Half Nelson Backbreaker! COLE Ooh! That didn't look pretty. Lateral press by Black... 1... 2... NO! Jumping Black from behind, PRL clubs away with forearms, turning him around and delivering a forearm. *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" Knifedge chop then rocks Black, setting up an irish whip. Tha Puerto Rican sets himself looking for a Spinebuster, only for Black to slam on the brakes and strike with a clubbing blow to the back to counter. Turning PRL around, Black looks for another Half Nelson Backbreaker. He gets the half nelson okay, but PRL manages to spin around in mid-air and wind up behind Black, catching him on the turn with a Double Arm DDT! Cover... 1... 2... No! The World Champion gets back up, waving Black to his feet. COLE PRL is set, coiled, could be looking for the Latin Slam, maybe even the P.R. Nightmare. As Black gets back up a boot sets up both those options, PRL deciding on the former. Which proves a mistake as Black is able to block and elbows his way free. Staggered, PRL turns to attack but takes a boot himself. Black pulls Tha Puerto Rican into a standing headscissors and crosses the arms under the chest... but PRL spins out! Black throws a boot again, which gets caught. To add insult he then gets flipped off by PRL to a cheer from the Baltimore crowd, PRL swinging his opponent around and boo... ...NO, Black uses the momentum AND DELIVERS THE BLACK LARIAT!!!!! "OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE What a devestating Lariat! The World Champ got caught! VENTURA You're telling me, he didn't see that one coming at all. Black climbs back up and roars that "IT'S OVER!", starting to drag PRL off the canvas. As he does so, Sandman9000 rolls back into the ring. And he's not empty-handed, bringing in a steel chair... *CRACK!* "OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" ...which he CRACKS Leon over the head with, in plain view of the referee! *DINGDINGDING!* "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE No choice for the referee, that's a blatant disqualification! And I don't think Sandman cares at all! Dumping the chair, Sandman ignores the referee's complaints and jumps out of the ring before casually collecting his title belt and walking off to the back. Black soon figures out what happened and looks shocked, marching over to the ropes and berating Sandman, convinced he had the World Champion in a bad way. But Sandman just shrugs him off and continues to leave. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has awarded this match as a result of a disqualification, to the team of LEON RODEZ... and the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion, THA PUERTO RRRIIIIIICCAAAAAANN!!! "YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" Steaming in the ring, Black gets on the referee's case who insists he had to call it. Black just shoves him aside though and decides to keep going anyway, as he grabs Leon Rodez and tosses him out of the ring. COLE Well the match is over... VENTURA Yeah. Try telling Black that though. The Englishman kicks the ropes in frustration, before turning his attentions to JAMES BLONDE who slides into the ring, backed up in much slower fashion by Faqu. Far from being out to play the voice of reason and calm Black down though, Blonde points to PRL before stomping away at the fallen World Heavyweight Champion! Black looks confused for about a second, before figuring 'what the hell' and joining in. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" COLE Come on now, what is this!? VENTURA It's Cucaracha Internacional! And it looks like they're out here to make a statement after all. COLE For what reason!? Come on... first The Deadly Alliance, now this, what is the OAOAST coming to!? As Faqu finally enters the ring, Blonde and Black continue the beatdown on PRL. Together they start to pull PRL up, ready to feed him to their Samoan Wrecking Ball. But suddenly Leon Rodez appears... *CRACK!* "YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" ...DRILLING Faqu in the spine with a chairshot! Leon then sidesteps and sends Nathaniel Black flying up and over the top rope! COLE Look at this, the number one contender cleaning house! Over rushes James Blonde, right into a SUPERKICK!! The crowd go wild, as Tha Puerto Rican recovers enough to put Faqu up and over the top with a charging clothesline, almost going up and over with him from the momentum! "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" Leon stands guard, daring Black to get back in. The Englishman thinks better though and goes over to get control on Faqu. The number one contender waves them off and goes over to PRL, checking he's okay. PRL gets up from one knee with a grimace, as Leon turns his attentions back to Cucaracha Internacional... ...and takes his eye off the ball, PRL CATCHING HIM WITH A BOOT AND DRILLING HIM INTO THE CANVAS WITH THE P.R. NIGHTMARE!!!!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" COLE WHAT THE HELL!? The crowd jeer the World Champion as he climbs back to his feet, rubbing his injured left bicep. He glares down at Leon, who is knocked out cold, slowly beginning to sneer at his number one contender. COLE That's some gratitude for you! Leon saved Tha Puerto Rican from Cucaracha Internacional and he turns around and gives him the P.R. Nightmare! I can't believe that! VENTURA If you ask me, those are the actions of a worried man, Michael. COLE I don't know what to think about that, Jess. Tha Puerto Rican hasn't been above this kind of thing in the past, but... I just don't know. Taking his World Title belt from the referee, PRL continues to sneer down at Leon as he raises the championship over his head defiantly, a chorus of boos accompanying the gesture from the Baltimore crowd. COLE Is the injured PRL feeling threatened!? Or was this just a calculated strike from the World Heavyweight Champion!? Tha Puerto Rican defends against Leon Rodez, this Sunday night at November Reign, don't you dare miss it!! From Jesse The Body, I'm Michael Cole, join us live from Anaheim, California on Pay Per View!! -FADE OUT-

The OAOAST Presents, Live On Pay Per View... ***WORLD TITLE*** THA PUERTO RICAN VS LEON RODEZ 10 PERSON SURVIVOR SERIES MATCH THE DREAM TEAM VS CLEVELAND STEAMERS ***INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH*** 8 MAN SURVIVOR SERIES MATCH DEADLY ALLIANCE VS BLOCK'S FLOCK ***WOMENS TITLE CALIFORNIA STREET FIGHT*** JADE RODEZ-DUNCAN VS MALAYSIA 8 PERSON SURVIVOR SERIES MATCH CUCARACHA INTERNACIONAL VS TEAM BARON 10 PERSON SURVIVOR SERIES MATCH TRYST AT MARDI GRAS VS DISCO DEMOLITION "A reign of tyranny... a reign of terror..." November 30th, 2008; Live from Anaheim, California

The crowd come to life as "Rock The Casbah" by Trust Company strikes up. Sweeping his purple and black robe through the entrance way comes Leon Rodez, looking a little pre-occupied with other thoughts still from what happened earlier. But Leon still slaps away at the hands of his fans on his way down the aisle, never one to disappoint his followers. BUFFER The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Grand Rapids, Michigan... weighing two hundred, eighteen pounds. "THE GRAND RAPIDS GOLDEN CHILD"... ladies and gentlemen, he is "SILKY SMOOTH"... LLLLLLEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOONN... RRRRRRRROOOOOOODDEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZ!!!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Leon enters the ring with a quick flourish of the robe, raising a finger in the air to salute the crowd. COLE The World Champion and the number one contender, together in tag team action, just three nights from their November Reign main-event, when we come back!! *COMMERCIAL BREAK* As we return to HeldDOWN~!, we find ourselves in the middle of Nathaniel Black's entrance to the ring. Tha Puerto Rican has already entered (hey, he came out earlier, we don't need to televise it twice, especially if it means writing it twice) and Black now climbs the steps, eyeing both him and Leon as they stand with an icy air between them. COLE Nathaniel Black, not looking particularly thrilled about this match tonight. Both these teams are going to have more than a little trouble co-existing, PRL and Leon for obvious reasons, where-as Black and Sandman, aside from their stable allegiances, are about as polar opposite in wrestling philosophy as you can get. As Black enters the ring, the lights dim, then begin going crazy, as if a virus has infected them, randomly jerking around the arena, frantically changing colors and turning off and on. It’s as if a bad anime scene has come to life. Loud scratching fills the airwave, as if a DJ has lost their mind and is attempting to break their equipment. In-between the rips, legitimate music kicks on, of a Southern, heavy metal nature. "I ask you please just give us/ Five Minutes Alone." The lights continue to dart and flash as the music leaves and the scratching continues, only to come back again, now of a hip-hop nature. "White America/ I could be one of your kids." The rap fades out and the scratching continues, at an even greater pace, until music comes back, now of a hardcore variety. "Final Prayer/ Final prayer for the human race." The music leaves once again and the scratches reach their apex, before the sound cuts out and the arena goes pitch black. A single spotlight appears on the stage, the only light in the darkened arena. People look towards the light, but see nothing. Then People = Shit by Slipknot hits. HERE WE GO AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER! The crowd jeers as a figure punches through the curtains, hidden beneath two bandanas, one over his face and the other over his head. His hands are taped up, with a red "X" on the back of each of them. BUFFER And introducing Nathaniel Black's tag team partner. Weighing in tonight at two hundred and twenty pounds. He is a member of the Deadly Alliance... and the reigning OAOAST HEARTLAND CHAMPION... SSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAANNDDMMMMMAAAAAAAAANN... NNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNEEEEEEEEEE... TTHHHHHHHOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAANNDD!!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Sandman slides into the ring and rips off the bandanas, a sick smile on his face as he raises his title belt overhead. COLE So, main-event time here and right now I'm joined by Jesse "The Body" Ventura to call this match. Jesse, what are your thoughts on this one? VENTURA I've gotta question the wisdom of the World Heavyweight Champion competing here tonight, just three days before a big title defence, with a torn bicep. Although, he might not have had much say in the matter. PRL poses on the turnbuckles, raising the OAOAST World Title to the crowd. He takes a glance back at Leon while doing this before he steps off the ropes. Champion and challenger stare at one another, the tension simmering, until they finally realise the situation they're in and settle into begrudgingly working as a team. *DINGDINGDING!* As the bell sounds, both teams try to sort out who'll start. Easier said than done. Eventually Sandman steps out on his side. Leon seems to want to start, but PRL insists on starting, telling Leon that "I don't need your sympathy". COLE And the World Champion is going to start this match, how about that. VENTURA As the saying goes, pride comes before a fall. Leon finally steps out of the ring and lets the World Champ get on with it. As the crowd get behind him, PRL and Black circle. Tha Puerto Rican adjusts the taping around his left bicep before they lock up, jostling for position. Feeling Black going for the left arm though, PRL quickly breaks away and backs off into a corner. A smirk forms on Black's face as PRL works loose the arm and tries to get his head together. VENTURA There ya go, that injury clearly playing on the mind of Tha Puerto Rican. And he's putting his big weakness out there for all to see, including the number one contender. I just gotta question the wisdom being used here by the World Champion. After getting himself set PRL comes back out of the corner and locks up with Black again. Straight away, Black isolates the left arm and wrings it to a grimace from PRL. PR quickly rolls forward and escapes the wringer though. A shove from PRL is returned by Black... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...before PRL lays in a knifedge chop. *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" Black chops right back. *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" But so does PRL. Black responds with a forearm shiver, then goes right back to the left arm. Grabbing hold, the Englishman tries to force in a top wristlock. PRL fights against it, slowly but surely losing the power battle, forcing him to improvise. He lands a knee strike before reaching out for the ropes, using them to backflip out of Black's grasp! Irish whip sends Black for the ride. Up and over goes PRL with a leapfrog, then a reverse leapfrog, before taking Black over with the armdrag. COLE Patented PRL right there. Rushing to his feet, Black rushes in with his forearm wielded and takes a swing. PRL ducks underneath though, carrying on off the ropes with his own, flying forearm! Tha Puerto Rican kips up to a cheer from the Baltimore crowd, then marches over to his corner and SLAPS Leon's chest! "OOOOOOOOOHHHH!!" VENTURA That's a tag I guess. COLE And Tha Puerto Rican with a very interesting look, as if to say "how was that?" Point proven, PRL steps out to the apron. Leon comes in to replace him and an awkward stare between the two allows Black time to regain his feet and catch the number one contender coming in, grabbing him in a 3/4 headlock and torquing the neck. Manouvering around, Leon tries to find a way out of the hold and manages to back up against a neutral set of the turnbuckles. Referee Robinson calls for a clean break and almost gets it, only for Black to surprise Rodez with a headbutt to the breadbasket. Black follows with a European uppercut. And a second. An irish whip then sends Leon corner to corner. As he nestles against the turnbuckles, Nathaniel charges in and swings his arm looking for another European with plenty of momentum, but EATS boot! COLE The number one contender, in there with the man he beat to earn that honour last month right now. And looking to impress again. As Black staggers out of the corner, Leon comes off the ropes. But Black shakes out the cobwebs and catches Leon on the rebound with a Lariat, the flesh on flesh contact echoing around the arena! "OOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!" VENTURA Wham! What a shot that was! Leon sits up hurting, as Sandman calls for the tag. Black eventually gives in, bringing the Heartland Champion in on the attack with stomps. After working Leon over, Sandman drops a leg and makes a quick cover... 1... Kickout. Locking on a front facelock, Sandman pulls Rodez to his feet with some knees thrown in. Sandman then looks for a vertical suplex, but Leon floats over and lands safely on his feet. A quick right catches Sandman cold and allows Leon to hit the ropes again. This time he avoids a clothesline attempt, then goes through the legs of his opponent with a baseball slide. Sandman swings around looking for the clothesline again, but Leon counters with a Backslide... 1... 2... Sandman is out and lands with a forearm to stun Leon. Sandman stays on the attack, connecting with a series of right hands before backing up off the ropes. And a spinning wheel kick knocks the number one contender down. Cover again... 1... 2... No! VENTURA We talk about PRL and Leon, but Sandman's got a chance to make a statement tonight. We've already seen the dominance of The Deadly Alliance once tonight, just think what it'd mean for them to earn a victory over the champ or the possible future champ! COLE Things are certainly looking up for the DA, even if they couldn't recruit PRL earlier. VENTURA No big loss. They got Mr. Dick, didn't they? Pulling Leon into a boot, Sandman turns him around looking for a back suplex. But Leon manages to bring his knee around and catch Sandman in the forehead! A second knee connects, fighting Sandman off. Off the ropes, Leon goes up and over with a sunset flip... 1... 2... No! Quickly up Leon sidesteps a charge from Sandman and catches him coming back off the ropes, armdragging him to the canvas. Hanging onto the arm, Leon is then able to drag Sandman across the ring, to his corner where a slightly more friendly tag is made between champion and number one contender. The two even manage a little teamwork, as Rodez holds Sandman open for a kick to the ribs. COLE There's some cohesion at least from PRL and Leon, but you can just feel the tension simmering after what happened earlier tonight. VENTURA They'll get their chance to settle that Sunday. They've gotta make it through this match in one piece first though and I think deep down, they both realise that. PRL takes over with left hands on Sandman, before looking for an irish whip. It's reversed and the World Champion gets sent into his opponents' corner, where Nathaniel Black quickly takes a hold of him from behind. As Black tries to hang up the left arm, PRL nails him with a shot to the temple. PRL then dodges out of the way as Sandman comes charging... ...causing him to nail Black with an errant forearm!! VENTURA Uh-oh! Sandman looks apologetic at first, but Black storms into the ring and the two square up regardless with the crowd urging them to go at it! COLE We've got problems of a different kind right here! No love lost between these two either! Stood nose to nose, Black and Sandman start poking fingers... but before it can break down, PRL delivers a dropkick that clocks their heads together! Both Black and Sandman end up spilling out of the ring and to the floor. Out heads PRL too, to the apron before heading to the top rope. And as Black and Sandman pick themselves up, the World Champion comes soaring, NAILING THEM BOTH WITH A CROSSBODY BLOCK FROM THE TOP TO THE ARENA FLOOR!!!!!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE OH MY!! VENTURA HUGE risk taken by Tha Puerto Rican! "P - R!" "P - R!" "P - R!" "P - R!" As the three on the floor struggle to their feet, Leon steps into the ring. With the approval of the Baltimore crowd behind him he lines up, ready to take a risk of his own. Grabbing the top rope, he bides his time... BEFORE LAUNCHING OVER THE TOP WITH A PESCADO!!!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE And Leon going to join in the fun as well, wiping out everybody! Rodez climbs off the pile of bodies and rolls into the ring, firing up the crowd again. On the floor, PRL sits up, having found himself inadvertantly in the firing line, nursing his left arm having fallen awkwardly under the pile. With a glare in his eyes he rolls back into the ring as well and marches up behind Leon, spinning him around and SHOVING HIM IN THE CHEST!! VENTURA Here we go, I guess the truce couldn't last! COLE PRL accusing Leon of damaging his arm, which I've gotta think was accidental. VENTURA Doesn't matter, tempers are running high and all it needed was a little spark. Get ready for the fireworks now. Much like their opponents moments ago PRL and Leon square up nose to nose, despite referee Robinson's pleading for some calm. PRL is unrepentant and SHOVES Leon again, pointing a finger right in The Silky Smooth One's face, which he soon tires of and slaps away. Again the warring partners don't come to blows though, as Black and Sandman have rolled back into the ring and jump their opponents from behind! Black stomps away on PRL while Sandman does the same on Leon. VENTURA The referee's lost all control here. Utter chaos. And these people sure ain't complaining! Out of the ring rolls Leon, with Sandman on his tail. That leaves Black in the ring with PRL, pulling him up and delivering a European uppercut. And another one. Black looks for an irish whip, which PRL manages to reverse, only for Black to stop at arm's length and yank down on the arm! A shout of pain escapes Tha Puerto Rican's mouth, before the air rushes out the same way courtesy of a scything Lariat! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Fighting to his feet, Tha Puerto Rican finds himself backed into a corner but manages to kick out at Black as he stalks in. Another kick fends Black off. But a third gets caught, Black pulling PRL out of the turnbuckles by the ankle. He takes too long to attack though, earning him an Enziguri! COLE The fight and determination of the World Champion! Black staggers but doesn't go down, so Tha Puerto Rican grabs him by the head and runs him to the ropes. Up and over goes PRL, bringing the Englishman's neck down across the top ring rope with The Ricochet! PRL quickly rolls back into the ring and lines Black up, charging towards him. He leaps overhead and delivers the Lightning Shock, looking for the pinfall... 1... 2... No! Pulling Black up, PRL lands with a punch. A second. And a third. But Sandman re-enters the ring and clubs him from behind, breaking the combo. COLE Sandman from behind and you're right Jess, the referee struggling to get any kind of control here. I don't know who the legal men are supposed to be. And with these two teams, any hope of getting them to tag in and out like a team anymore is slim to none. Sandman whips PRL off the ropes and delivers a Big Boot to put him down. The Heartland Champion the exits the ring and starts to climb towards the top. He only reaches the bottom rope though, before Leon Rodez slides back into the ring and nails him with a dropkick, sending him crashing to the arena floor below! Leon then turns his attentions to Black, ducking a forearm attempt and catching him turning away from the turnbuckles with an Exploder Suplex! COLE Wow, burst of power from the number one contender! Popping back to his feet, Leon fires up before laying into Black with a jab! A jab! A jab! A jab! Rodez turns, blowing the kiss, before turning back on his heels... *SMACK!* ...just as Tha Puerto Rican delivers a spinning kick to the face to knock Black down! COLE Dodge THIS, BITCH~! Hands on hips, Leon questions exactly what PRL's doing and gets a stream of abuse back from PRL, who tells him that "nobody cares about your stupid ass combo". The arguement between number one contender and World Champion doesn't last long though, as Leon rises above it. Walking over to Black, he kicks his arm across the chest and starts to pull off his elbowpad! COLE Hang on, this looks kinda familiar. VENTURA No kidding, talk about a slap in the face. Leon does some funny hand signals... which is more than enough for PRL, walking over AND SLAPPING LEON!!! "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" VENTURA I stand corrected... THAT is a slap in the face! COLE And I don't know how much more even Leon can take of this! Just as it's fixing to explode between Leon and PRL, Sandman9000 rolls back into the ring and charges. A timely sidestep by Leon leaves PRL to get nailed with the YAKUZA KICK! Sandman quickly turns to Leon, dodging a right hand and elevating him onto his shoulders, looking for the PSYCHO DRIVE... NO! Rodez manages to escape down the back, pulling Sandman down with a sunset flip... 1... NO, Leon doesn't want the pin and instead gets to his feet trying to apply the Liontamer! COLE Leon looking for the Liontamer! Can he get it on? VENTURA Either way I don't think Sandman's the kind to say I quit. Despite his best efforts to block Sandman gets turned AND PUT INTO THE LIONTAMER!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" COLE We might be about to find out, Jess. Rodez places the knee in the back pins Sandman down, just out of reach from the ropes. No submission from Sandman is coming yet though. He hangs on, long enough for his partner to come to the rescue, Black grabbing Leon and rocking him with a headbutt! Sandman rolls out of the ring, while Black pulls Leon back to his feet and sets him up, delivering the Half Nelson Backbreaker! COLE Ooh! That didn't look pretty. Lateral press by Black... 1... 2... NO! Jumping Black from behind, PRL clubs away with forearms, turning him around and delivering a forearm. *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" Knifedge chop then rocks Black, setting up an irish whip. Tha Puerto Rican sets himself looking for a Spinebuster, only for Black to slam on the brakes and strike with a clubbing blow to the back to counter. Turning PRL around, Black looks for another Half Nelson Backbreaker. He gets the half nelson okay, but PRL manages to spin around in mid-air and wind up behind Black, catching him on the turn with a Double Arm DDT! Cover... 1... 2... No! The World Champion gets back up, waving Black to his feet. COLE PRL is set, coiled, could be looking for the Latin Slam, maybe even the Corporate Nightmare. As Black gets back up a boot sets up both those options, PRL deciding on the former. Which proves a mistake as Black is able to block and elbows his way free. Staggered, PRL turns to attack but takes a boot himself. Black pulls Tha Puerto Rican into a standing headscissors and crosses the arms under the chest... but PRL spins out! Black throws a boot again, which gets caught. To add insult he then gets flipped off by PRL to a cheer from the Baltimore crowd, PRL swinging his opponent around and boo... ...NO, Black uses the momentum AND DELIVERS THE BLACK LARIAT!!!!! "OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE What a devestating Lariat! The World Champ got caught! VENTURA You're telling me, he didn't see that one coming at all. Black climbs back up and roars that "IT'S OVER!", starting to drag PRL off the canvas. As he does so, Sandman9000 rolls back into the ring. And he's not empty-handed, bringing in a steel chair... *CRACK!* "OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" ...which he CRACKS Leon over the head with, in plain view of the referee! *DINGDINGDING!* "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE No choice for the referee, that's a blatant disqualification! And I don't think Sandman cares at all! Dumping the chair, Sandman ignores the referee's complaints and jumps out of the ring before casually collecting his title belt and walking off to the back. Black soon figures out what happened and looks shocked, marching over to the ropes and berating Sandman, convinced he had the World Champion in a bad way. But Sandman just shrugs him off and continues to leave. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has awarded this match as a result of a disqualification, to the team of LEON RODEZ... and the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion, THA PUERTO RRRIIIIIICCAAAAAANN!!! "YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" Steaming in the ring, Black gets on the referee's case who insists he had to call it. Black just shoves him aside though and decides to keep going anyway, as he grabs Leon Rodez and tosses him out of the ring. COLE Well the match is over... VENTURA Yeah. Try telling Black that though. The Englishman kicks the ropes in frustration, before turning his attentions to JAMES BLONDE who slides into the ring, backed up in much slower fashion by Faqu. Far from being out to play the voice of reason and calm Black down though, Blonde points to PRL before stomping away at the fallen World Heavyweight Champion! Black looks confused for about a second, before figuring 'what the hell' and joining in. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" COLE Come on now, what is this!? VENTURA It's Cucaracha Internacional! And it looks like they're out here to make a statement after all. COLE For what reason!? Come on... first The Deadly Alliance, now this, what is the OAOAST coming to!? As Faqu finally enters the ring, Blonde and Black continue the beatdown on PRL. Together they start to pull PRL up, ready to feed him to their Samoan Wrecking Ball. But suddenly Leon Rodez appears... *CRACK!* "YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" ...DRILLING Faqu in the spine with a chairshot! Leon then sidesteps and sends Nathaniel Black flying up and over the top rope! COLE Look at this, the number one contender cleaning house! Over rushes James Blonde, right into a SUPERKICK!! The crowd go wild, as Tha Puerto Rican recovers enough to put Faqu up and over the top with a charging clothesline, almost going up and over with him from the momentum! "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" Leon stands guard, daring Black to get back in. The Englishman thinks better though and goes over to get control on Faqu. The number one contender waves them off and goes over to PRL, checking he's okay. PRL gets up from one knee with a grimace, as Leon turns his attentions back to Cucaracha Internacional... ...and takes his eye off the ball, PRL CATCHING HIM WITH A BOOT AND DRILLING HIM INTO THE CANVAS WITH THE CORPORATE NIGHTMARE!!!!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" COLE WHAT THE HELL!? The crowd jeer the World Champion as he climbs back to his feet, rubbing his injured left bicep. He glares down at Leon, who is knocked out cold, slowly beginning to sneer at his number one contender. COLE That's some gratitude for you! Leon saved Tha Puerto Rican from Cucaracha Internacional and he turns around and gives him the Corporate Nightmare! I can't believe that! VENTURA If you ask me, those are the actions of a worried man, Michael. COLE I don't know what to think about that, Jess. Tha Puerto Rican hasn't been above this kind of thing in the past, but... I just don't know. Taking his World Title belt from the referee, PRL continues to sneer down at Leon as he raises the championship over his head defiantly, a chorus of boos accompanying the gesture from the Baltimore crowd. COLE Is the injured PRL feeling threatened!? Or was this just a calculated strike from the World Heavyweight Champion!? Tha Puerto Rican defends against Leon Rodez, this Sunday night at November Reign, don't you dare miss it!! From Jesse The Body, I'm Michael Cole, join us live from Anaheim, California on Pay Per View!! -FADE OUT- Baltimore! that's what city we're in! I didn't know that! I HATE BALTIMORE!!!!!!!

Roger Sanchez upbeat and vibrant brings us back to the final show before November Reign The scene is the Nerdliest Nerdly room in all of the Fortress of Nerdlytude. If you don’t believe me see for yourself! A gaming area modeled after the batcave! the entrance is modeled after the star trek boarding area! Sitting in this testament to the greatness of geekdom, wearing cargo pants and billabong shirts, are the Christ Air Express. MARV I’m MARV, and I just named my bong Barack Obanga MEL And I’m MEL and I just toked from a bong named Barack Obanga. MARV In no way, does the OAOAST, The Nerdly Family, or Barack Obanga encourages the useage of marijuana for any purposes beyond medical reasons. MEL Medical reasons are laziness, boredom, a general need to get fucked up, you’re parents are out of town for the weekend, or you just got fired and you ain’t got shit to do. MARV We’re the best, we’re the beautiful, we’re two thirds of your former six man tag team champions. And playing the role of Jamie O’Hara in today’s program will be the staple of the Nerdly family, our dog N00b. MARV I know some of you will be like, get Jamie in here not the dog. F-u up the ass, we do what we want. What’s on our agenda for the day, Big Mel? MEL I think Melody uh…she wants us to speak on No Homo. Are you for speaking on No Homo? MARV I am for speaking on No Homo. That’s how its gonna do, that’s how its gonna roll! MEL Then let us speak on some No Homo. MELODY (O.S.) What are you doing here? N00b Melody storms into the room, none to pleased with the presence of her older brothers. They aren’t moved by her shock and outrage and only offer her a quick glance. This dismissal only serves to stoke her anger. MEL I am impersonating a sea bass. MELODY Get out of my room! MARV You’re twenty eight years old, isn’t it time you got out of your room? MEL Pwnt! MELODY You guys are both jerks. I leave to go hunt lawn gnomes with my nerf rocket launcher and this is what I come back to. And the insults! Would you like it if I called you Harry Pothead? Or…or…Ken Slamcock? Would that be loads of fun? MARV No, those names are mean and hurtful. They kind of make me feel small and sorta worthless. MELODY Doesn’t feel so good to be made fun of? I thought you may have learned those life lessons during our countless hours watching Full House and Family Matters, but I guess the wisdom of Carl Winslow was lost on you both. It’s a shame. Now, go ahead and get out of my room. MARV Why should we? MELODY Because I said so and I am queen and ruler over all I see. According to Nerdly family by-law 823A Section 43 Article C I have supreme authority over this domain. MEL You got supreme authority over these. MELODY These what? MARV These nuts! You should let us stay, we’re not queer but we’re here…here for No Homo. You can do all the jibber jabbering if you want, we just want to partake in the gaming goodness. Please? MELDOY Okay that’s fair. Pass me a stool. MEL I would, but I just got off the toilet. MELODY I’ll get the stool myself. Sorry everybody watching for the argument, we actually didn’t have many toys when we were baby Nerdlys so were not the best sharing. Well, we did have slinky, but Malaysia straightened it and used it as a whip. Alright, so No Homo will be out just in time for the holiday season! And on our update today, MARV MEL, remember when we poured windex into Melissa’s ant farm and watched all her ants scramble to escape the flood of god’s judgement and they died a painful, slow and awful death anyway? Remember that? MELODY That wasn’t Melissa’s ant farm. MEL Are you sure? Then who’s was it? MELODY MINE! N00B MELODY You are by far the stupidest brothers in the world! Let’s just show some screens of No Homo, okay? PPV POSTER CREATION SCREEN MEL That character model for Blonde isn’t accurate, bro. James only wishes he looked that respectable, cool, and normal in real life. Also, where’s Maddix’s dried semen that hangs off his upper lip? N00B MARV Sony announced that they will be introducing a new “Smell as you Play” feature that makes it so whenever you interact with James in season mode you can smell Maddix’s ass on his breath. I look forward to that a lot. When Shaq first said tell me how my ass taste, Jimmy looked at Maddix’s but and said “Like a sweet Vienna sausage mixed with a finely aged Merlot” ROSTER MANAGEMENT MEL Not pictured is Nathaniel Black, receiving an outrageous overall score of 88! If I beat Zack Malibu and then piss it away by getting creamed on the curtain jerking Syndicated match for a month can I get an 88? MATCH SCREEN MEL I would do the digital versions of Krista and Holly without a digital rubber! N00b MELODY Oh man, we’re out of time! To bad! Imagine that. My entire segment devoted to trying to kick you guys out my room, further proof that brothers are just friends that haven’t become enemies that haven’t set phases to kill and evaporated you from the earth! Stick around in the coming weeks because we’ve got more No Homo and a lot less of these two. But, don’t forget to watch November Reign because we’re gonna put the hurtin on Cucaracha Internacional! They’re a couple of cockroaches, and we’ve got the Orkin Man on speed dial. We’re gonna squash those little bugs good! We are the dark riders of Armageddon! Look to the night in fear when you think of us! FADE OUT

"If you are what you say you are A superstar Then have no fear The camera's here and the microphones and they wanna know Oh oh oh yeah" by Lupe Fiasco plays, and Ned Blanchard walks through the curtains, actually hearing the cheers of the crowd. COLE And listen to this, a nice ovation for Ned Blanchard as he heads out! BUFFER The following is a triple-threat match, scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring, hailing from Beverly Hills, California, weighing in at 235 pounds...he is the Handsome Hustler, NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEED BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNC HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!!!!! COLE Ned Blanchard earlier tonight along with Simon Singleton, named as the partners of Zack Malibu, Krista Isadora Duncan, and Bohemoth on the Dream Team, which adds another very interesting story to this match, where Alfdogg has guaranteed that someone involved in this will be introduced as the fifth Deadly Alliance member! So, can Bo and Ned trust each other tonight? Is one of them in cahoots with the Deadly Alliance, and if so, what happens Sunday at November Reign? Ned climbs into the ring, and removes his entrance attire. COACH Boy, I can't wait to see what formulates out of this match, Cole! Ned and Simon have already turned their backs on the Enterprise here tonight, maybe Ned makes it two-for-two, and sides with the Deadly Alliance over Zack and his team! COLE Or maybe it will be Bohemoth, a former bitter rival of Zack, we've seen a lot of ominous hints dropped in recent weeks! Oh No by Mos Def, Nate Dogg and Pharoahe Monch hits, and Todd Cortez makes his way out, also hearing the cheers of the crowd. COLE Or maybe it will be this man, a long-disgruntled member of Cucaracha Internacional! BUFFER From Hollywood Boulevard, weighing in at 226 pounds...here is "URBAN LEGEND" TODD COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!! COLE And Todd Cortez, of the three, you might argue would benefit the most from a move to the Deadly Alliance, or more specifically, a move from Landon's stable, where he's sort of been put on the backburner over the past several months! Cortez slides into the ring, and starts jaw-jacking with Ned. *BbwWbAhmotherfuckerLlIiiBbbEErRrAATtTeeyYyOUUurRrMmmMmMiIInNnDddDd!!* by Disturbed hits, and Bohemoth makes his way out, getting the loudest ovation yet. COACH And I think this is what's gonna happen, Cole! Alf hit the nail right on the head a few weeks ago! Sly's out of the picture, and you just know Zack and Leon will be at odds eventually over the World title, should Leon emerge victorious! Bo's going to jump off the ship as it's sinking, and swim to the refuge of the Deadly Alliance! Bo enters the ring, and stands in the corner, as the referee checks Cortez and Ned. He then makes his way over and checks Bo, then calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* Ned approaches Cortez, and the two face off. Ned then shoves Cortez, who shoves back, and a slugfest ensues. COLE Ned and Todd Cortez slugging it out here to start! Cortez gets the better of the exchange, then delivers a shot to the gut of Bo as he approaches for a double axhandle, then hits him with a springboard dropkick! Ned then floors Cortez from behind with a clothesline! COLE And Ned taking advantage, after that nice springboard dropkick from Cortez! Ned stomps away on Cortez, then sets up him for an Irish whip. However, Cortez reverses, whipping Ned right into Bo, sending Bo through the ropes to the outside! COLE And now Bo to the outside! Cortez goes for a clothesline, but Ned ducks, then takes Cortez down with a side headlock. Cortez grabs a headscissors to counter, and Ned spins around and flips over on top of Cortez. 1... 2... Cortez bridges up, then goes into a backslide attempt. Both men struggle to take the other over, until Cortez spins around, and converts the move into a Northern Lights suplex! 1... 2... Kickout! COACH Nice counter there by Todd Cortez! Suddenly, Bo re-appears, hitting a clothesline on Cortez, followed by one on Ned! COLE And there's Bo, with a clothesline on his partner this coming Sunday! Bo lays in a couple stomps to Ned, then delivers a right hand to Cortez, and tosses him to the outside. He then makes his way back over to Ned, and picks him up, but Ned fights back with right hands! COLE And now it's Ned on the offensive! Cortez rolls back inside, as Ned sets up an Irish whip, but Bo reverses, and Cortez ducks down, backdropping Ned to the floor! Cortez then takes Bo down with a drop toe-hold, and stomps away at him on the mat, then whips him into the ropes, backing into the opposite side, and hitting a spinning wheel kick! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Cortez stomps away some more, then delivers some European uppercuts, before setting up another Irish whip. Bo reverses, then attempts a clothesline, which Cortez ducks, but gets caught in a powerslam! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE BIG powerslam from Bo! Ned starts to climb to the apron, and Bo meets him there, However, Ned catches him with a shoulder to the gut, then springs over for a sunset flip! 1... 2... Kickout! Bo delivers a foot to the gut, then tosses Ned back outside, following him out to the floor this time. Bo grabs Ned around the waist, and rams him into the apron. COACH I'll tell you what, for a guy who's supposed to be his partner in a few days, Bo's sure showing a lot of aggressiveness against Ned here! That seems like a Deadly Alliance tactic to me! As Bo and Ned are still tied up, Cortez suddenly comes crashing down on top of them with a SOMERSAULT PLANCHA~! COLE Todd Cortez going for it all, and now all three men are out of it on the floor! After a while, Cortez gets to his feet and rolls back inside, and Bohemoth shortly follows. Cortez pounces right as he comes in, delivering right hands on the mat as Bohemoth is face-down. Cortez then whips Bo into the ropes, but puts his head down, and Bo delivers a kick, then sets him up for a powerbomb, but Ned interjects with a clothesline! COLE And Ned saving, indirectly, Todd Cortez! Ned then follows up on Cortez, grabbing him and ramming him shoulder-first into the post! Ned then backs Bo into a corner, and delivers right hands. He then attempts a whip, but Bo reverses, sending him sternum-first into the buckles! Bo then scoops up Ned from behind, and sets him on the top rope, then pulls him down into a tree of woe! COACH Look at this! Bo stomps away on Ned, then backs up and charges, but Ned manages to get his foot out, and Bo runs into it! Cortez then rolls up Bo... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Wow, and there was no way for Ned to stop that pin! Fortunately for him, Bo able to kick out! Bo delivers some shots to Cortez, then whips him into the ropes. Cortez ducks a clothesline, then attempts a flying bodypress, but Bo catches him. COLE Bo with all that power, able to just catch Cortez in mid-air! Bo simply walks over and dumps Cortez over the top to the floor! Ned then sneaks up from behind Bo, and executes a back suplex, along with a bridge... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Nice move there by Ned, and he almost won this one! Ned then delivers some stomps to Bo...and climbs to the top? COLE Ned going upstairs, here's something we don't see much! However, as he gets to the top, Cortez climbs to the apron, and trips him up, causing Ned to crotch himself! COACH And there's why! Cortez then steps into the ring, and signals for the end! COLE Uh-oh, could be time for the Riot Act Plus! Cortez grabs Bo in a standing headscissors! COACH I don't know if he can get it on Bo, though! Cortez flips over, but then Bo just falls on top of him! COACH See that? Bo was too big for the Riot Act Plus! Bo delivers right hands on the mat to Cortez, before grabbing Ned and tossing him down to the mat! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Bo sets up an Irish whip, but Ned reverses. Bo ducks a clothesline...but Ned catches him with a STUN GUN~! COLE Ned with the Stun Gun! Cover... 1... 2... Cortez makes the save! COLE But Todd Cortez not allowing that pinfall! Ned gets to his feet and takes a swing at Cortez, who ducks, and catches him with the CROTCH-DROPPAH~! COLE And there's that inverted atomic drop from Cortez! Maybe he can begin to mount an offense! Cortez then grabs Ned, and executes a Russian legsweep! Cortez rolls through, and executes a legdrop! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Cortez then waits for Ned to get to his feet, and executes a superkick, sending Ned out to the floor! Cortez then catches Bo approaching, and steps underneath him to deliver an STO~! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! COLE Cortez VERY close on that count! Cortez then picks up Bo, hooking him in a Dragon sleeper, setting up STREET DREAMS~!!!!!11111 However, Ned grabs Bo by the foot, and pulls him to the outside before Cortez can get the hold cinched in! COLE And Todd Cortez was going for the Street Dreams right there, but Ned intervened from the outside! Cortez climbs outside, and hammers away on Ned, then whips him into the steel steps! Cortez then begins to pick apart the Spanish announce table. COACH Uh-oh... COLE And Todd Cortez going to work on our Spanish announce table! After Cortez gets done, he rams the face of Ned into the table, then picks apart Cole and Coach's table, as well! COLE Now he's tearing up our table! Cortez rolls Ned onto Cole's table, and the two begin to slug it out. Bo soon joins them, and delivers a fist to the gut of Cortez. Bo then climbs onto the table, and he and Ned join up, hooking Cortez, and suplexing him THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE~! COLE Todd Cortez sent through the Spanish table by Bo and Ned, the two men who will team up his Sunday! As Cortez lays on the floor, Ned nails Bo from behind, then tosses him into the ring. He follows him inside, then attempts an Irish whip. Bo reverses, then attempts a clothesline, which Ned ducks, then the two hit heads in mid-ring! COLE And a collision in mid-ring, and everyone down once again! The crowd begins to boo, as the camera cuts to the aisle, revealing the Deadly Alliance walking down to ringside. COLE And the Deadly Alliance coming out to get a closer look! COACH Well, this is it, Cole! We'll find out in just a few seconds who the new member is! And with Cortez out of the picture, you've got to believe it's one of these two guys! COLE Well, if it is, this is going to put quite a spin the Dream Team-Enterprise match at November Reign! The DA stand on one side of the ring, facing the main camera, as Ned gets to his feet slowly, then delivers some weak shots on Bo, who is on all fours. Ned backs into the ropes, then Bo drops down, and Ned hops over...then gets tripped up by Alf on the outside! COACH THERE IT IS, Cole! It's Bo! I told you! COLE ...I don't believe it. Bo is still dazed, and is unaware of what just happened, while Ned lays on the mat, then slowly comes to, and spots the DA at ringside. He begins to shout insults to them, as Bo slowly gets to his feet, then clotheslines Ned from behind! COACH And Bo with the clothesline, after the distraction from his stablemates in the Deadly Alliance! COLE ... Bo then whips Ned into the ropes, and executes the EROTIC AWAKENING OF B~!!!!!11111 COACH This is it, Cole! 1... 2... NO!!! Cortez out of nowhere makes the save! COLE NO! Todd Cortez with the save! All three men are out of their wits, as Bo slowly gets to his feet, and argues the count with the referee. As this happens, Cortez backs into the ropes, and charges Bo, who sees him at the last second, and moves, as Cortez accidentally pounces the referee! Bo then spins Cortez around, and executes a SPINEBUSTER~! Bo then goes outside to check on the referee, as TK slides into the ring, and tries to revive Cortez! COACH Now what is this? COLE TK now helping Cortez! But just a minute ago...I don't know what's going on here! TK gets Cortez to his feet...then hooks him from behind, as Reject pulls out a set of brass knuckles, and waffles Cortez with them! COACH What is going on here? COACH ...well, they haven't actually done any harm to Bo yet! Bo tosses the referee back inside, and covers... 1... 2... NO!!! Ned makes the save at the last second! COLE And now Ned with the save! Bo grabs Ned by the tights, and leverages him to the outside. From there, Sandman picks up Ned, and delivers a URINAGE THROUGH THE ANNOUNCERS' TABLE~! COLE And Ned sent through our table by Sandman! Just as Sandman does this, Bo turns and catches it, finally realizing what's going on. COLE And Bo...I think Bo just now realizes that the Deadly Alliance is out there! COACH Are you kidding me, Cole? Alf steps into the ring with a rolled up t-shirt, which he hands to Bo. Bo unrolls it, revealing the Deadly Alliance logo, then starts to smile. He then looks at Alf, and the two start to laugh together. COLE I'll be damned. Bo then raises his head up as he laughs...and SPITS on the logo on the t-shirt! COLE WAIT A MINUTE! Alf looks on in shock, then sees nothing but black, as the t-shirt hits him in the face! Alf pulls away the t-shirt, and takes a swing at Bo, which Bo blocks, and delivers right hands to Alf! He whips Alf into the ropes, and floors him with a clothesline! COLE Bo's not with the DA after all! COACH But...who is, then? Alf said it would be someone involved in this match! Sandman rolls into the ring, and gets caught by a clothesline! TK and Reject then hammer Bo from behind, and whip him into the ropes, but Bo runs right through them with a double clothesline! COLE And Bo cleaning house in there! Bo then grabs Alf, and signals for the EROTIC AWAKENING OF B~!!!!!11111 ...but as he picks him up, MISTER DICK slides into the ring, and nails him with a chair from behind! COLE Mr. Dick?!? What's he doing here? Bo drops to his knees, as Mr. Dick lays in another shot to the back! COACH Wait, wait, wait, wait, Cole...look at the shirt he's got on! Mr. Dick is indeed wearing the shirt of the Deadly Alliance, as Alf approaches him slowly, then sticks his hand up, and receives a high-five from Mister Dick! COLE Mister Dick is the guy! Mister Dick is the fifth member of the Deadly Alliance! COACH Well, Alf just said it was "someone involved in the match", and Mister Dick is certainly involved now! Malaysia Nerdly, wearing the same shirt, climbs into the ring and applauds, as Mr. Dick picks up Cortez, and executes the COCK BLOCK~!!!!!11111 on him! COLE And the Cock Block on Todd Cortez! COACH And what about this now? Mr. Dick is now obviously the fifth member of the Deadly Alliance, but he's supposed to be teaming with the Enterprise this Sunday! Can those guys trust each other now? Ring attendants start to make their way down, as Alf grabs another chair, and begins laying more shots across the back of Bo! Sandman tosses Ned back into the ring, as Alf then sets up the chair in mid-ring, while Reject waits for Bo to get to his feet, and executes the EULOGY THROUGH THE UNFOLDED CHAIR~!!!!!11111 COLE And Reject with the Eulogy right through that chair! TK sits up Cortez in a corner, then tosses a chair up to Sandman on the top rope in a corner parallel to Cortez. Sandman gets his balance...then DRILLS CORTEZ WITH A VAN TERMINATOR~!!!!!11111 COLE/COACH Alf then climbs the top rope, as Mr. Dick picks up Ned, and executes the COCK BLOCK~!!!!!11111, just in time for Alf to gain his balance, and execute the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 COLE Look at the carnage left by the Deadly Alliance, along with its newest member, Mr. Dick, along with Malaysia! Mr. Dick then grabs a mic from ringside. MR. DICK Good news, ladies...this Dick...just...got...DEADLIER! plays, as the five Deadly Alliance members, along with Melissa and Malaysia, pose in mid-ring. COACH Mr. Dick to the Deadly Alliance now, Cole, I think you definitely have to say the balance in power among stables has shifted to the DA! COLE You'd have to say that, Coach, a lot of problems in the other stables right now, while the Deadly Alliance continues to flourish! What more can happen here on HeldDOWN? LATER TONIGHT BITTER PARTNERS LEON RODEZ AND PRL VS SANDMAN9000 AND NATHANIEL BLACK IN TONIGHT'S MAINEVENT COMMERCIAL

Our most super dee duper special show of the year! Both Cole and Coach will be dressed as turkeys, because I want the show to be called by giant turkeys that talk, because I got into my car today and was driven home by a giant turkey that talked, we almost got in a few accidents but we made it home in record time but as I got out he said night buddy and that was kinda homo and yo i dont know you man 4 u to be all homo like that giant turkey that talks so be chill plz Ah hey! Opening segment was already called by someone!

Fade in on Tha Puerto Rican pinning Stephen Joseph Popick at OAOAST AngleMania VII. This is shown in black and white. Cheery, happy music plays. NARRATOR Eight months ago, his dream came true. Cut to clips of Tha Puerto Rican celebrating his OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship victory at OAOAST AngleMania VII. We end on Tha Puerto Rican raising the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship in the air with his left hand while confetti falls into the ring and fireworks explode over the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum. Fade To Black. We switch to color, and see highlights of Tha Puerto Rican's numerous battles throughout his OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship reign: his No Holds Barred Match against Cuban Wall at The Great Angle Bash 2008, his Steel Cage Match against Vitamin X at the Big Apple Spectacular, the 60-Minute Iron Man Match against Brickston at AngleSlam 2008, the 5-Man Prism Elimination Match at the Halloween Spectacular. We then see clips of Tha Puerto Rican raising the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt in victory after all of these matches. High impact, fast paced rock music plays in the background. NARRATOR And ever since then, he has remained on top of the OAOAST food chain, fighting off all challengers, and representing the company as it’s World Heavyweight Champion! THA PUERTO RICAN (V.O.) THE PRL ERA REIGNS SUPREME IN THE ONE AND ONLY ANGLESAULT THREAD AND THAT’S THE TRUTH! COLE The dream lives on! THA PUERTO RICAN (V.O.) I have been the One And Only AngleSault Thread World Heavyweight Champion for 8 months now. And it has been the greatest 8 months of my entire life! The high impact, fast paced rock music ends. Fade To Black. Fade in on a close-up shot of Leon Rodez. NARRATOR Now the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion faces his toughest challenge yet. A man who wants to make *his* dream come true! Cut to a montage of Leon Rodez clips. We see Leon shocking people with his high flying moves, doing the 450 Splash, applying the Liontamer, coming to the ring being happy-go-lucky, entertaining the crowd time and time again. As we see the clips, we hear Leon Rodez speak from the August 7, 2008 edition of OAOAST HeldDOWN~!. High impact, fast paced rock music plays. The high impact, fast paced rock music ends. Cut to Tha Puerto Rican and Leon Rodez having a staredown at OAOAST AngleMania V. This fades into Tha Puerto Rican and Leon Rodez having a staredown on The Love Shack from the November 13, 2008 edition of OAOAST HeldDOWN~!. NARRATOR For the first time in two years, these two men will do battle. And it will be for the richest prize in the industry! Cut to a close-up of the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt. Cut to clips of Tha Puerto Rican and Leon Rodez in action. Cut to clips of the brawl between the two men on The Love Shack from the November 13, 2008 edition of OAOAST HeldDOWN~!. High impact, fast paced CLASSICAL MUZAK~! plays in the background. THA PUERTO RICAN (V.O.) the thought that my World Heavyweight Title reign could come to an end at the hands of Leon freakin' Rodez is quite laughable. And in fact, it's downright INSULTING! LEON (V.O.) But if you keep prodding and probing, you're gonna find out that I am far from a joke. If you keep tugging on the tiger's tail, eventually it'll bite back. THA PUERTO RICAN (V.O.) Leon Rodez, for all of your talent...you are just not in my league. LEON (V.O.) But don't kid yourself, because I've worked damn hard to be where I am as well! THA PUERTO RICAN (V.O.) You're not World Championship material! You're a joke! LEON (V.O.) the joke will be squarely on you, when you're forced to eat your words and watch me take that OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship away from you! Cut to Tha Puerto Rican posing in front of a bunch of lights, raising the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt with his right hand. NARRATOR Tha Puerto Rican Cut to Leon Rodez posing in front of a bunch of lights with a smile on his face. NARRATOR vs. Leon Rodez Cut to the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt placed on a red pillow on a pedestal. NARRATOR for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship! Cut to more clips of Tha Puerto Rican and Leon Rodez in action. NARRATOR In what might possibly be the most important match of both men’s careers! Cut to Tha Puerto Rican speaking on The Love Shack from the November 13, 2008 edition of OAOAST HeldDOWN~!. LEON (V.O.) It's gonna be my first OAOAST World Title Match in... well, gee, I don't know how long. You'd think with how rarely I've been getting them I'd remember such things. But it's been awhile, that's for sure. And I am very much looking forward to it, as I'm sure you are too. Cut to Leon Rodez winning the OAOAST 24/7 Championship at OAOAST AngleMania V. THA PUERTO RICAN (V.O.) it took not one, not two, not three, but FOUR guys to hold me back while you climbed the ladder!? LEON (V.O.) you're still the same overbearing (bleep) I beat at AngleMania V. THA PUERTO RICAN (V.O.) KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH! LEON (V.O.) The thing you need to remember is, my focus is on the World Title here and now. Cut to Tha Puerto Rican and Leon Rodez brawling on The Love Shack on the November 13, 2008 edition of OAOAST HeldDOWN~!. NARRATOR The Thanksgiving weekend tradition continues! The OAOAST November Reign 2008 logo appears on screen, along with information on the date, time, and how to order the show. NARRATOR It’s OAOAST November Reign! Sunday November 30th at 8:00 p.m. Eastern Standard Time/5:00 p.m. Pacific Standard Time. LIVE! ONLY on pay-per-view! Call your local cable or satellite operator to order now! The high impact, fast paced CLASSICAL MUZAK~! ends. Cut to Tha Puerto Rican speaking to Leon Rodez on The Love Shack on the November 13, 2008 edition of OAOAST HeldDOWN~!. “Big One” echoes as we freeze frame on this scene. The commercial ends. FADE TO BLACK * COMMERCIALS *

As we return to HeldDOWN~!, we find ourselves in the dark recesses of the arena. Darkness shrouds the majority of the scene, with only a chink of light coming from the main backstage area. Strange sounds can be heard, before slowly a figure emerges from the shadows. The imposing frame of Malaysia Nerdly stands with only half of her face in the light, enough to pick out a sick smile. MALAYSIA Three days... just three more days. Three days until I reclaim my belt. And three days until me and Jade are reunited. Oh, I can hardly contain my EXCITEMENT, Jade. Malaysia chuckles menacingly. MALAYSIA You and me... in a California Street Fight. California may be your home, but this will be MY playground! No disqualifications... no stoppages... anything goes. Which means... I can bring my TOYS... just so we can have even more fun together, Jade. Running a hand through her hair, Malaysia looks off into the darkness for a second. MALAYSIA I like my toys. And I know you do too, Jade. I just know when you were a little girl, you played with Barbies... My Little Ponies... Beanie Babies. So sweet and innocent. But, there's only so much fun you can have playing with dolls. I prefer... the real thing. When I was a child, nobody understood... they thought my toys were no fun... they didn't want to play with me. They took... persuading. But once they started playing with me and my toys... it was the MOST fun they could ever hope to have. You aren't going to need persuading Jade. I like that. You've already agreed to enter my playground. My very own barbie doll. Malaysia looks off into the darkness again. MALAYSIA We're going to have so much fun, Jade... I just know it. But, I couldn't wait those three days. I just had to try out my new toys... to make sure they're just right for when November Reign comes. And I think we BOTH agree, they are. Reaching out into the shadows, Malaysia grabs a desklamp and flicks the switch on. The light shines directly into the camera, before Malaysia directs it over towards the pitch black... ...illuminating MAGGIE NERDLY, who lays on the cold floor, BOUND AND GAGGED! The light just about shows various items lying around her body, but not in enough detail to really be identifiable. Safe to say, they've left Maggie pretty messed up, shaking on the floor with a noticeable bloody graze over her right eye. MALAYSIA I can't wait for you to join in the fun, Jade! Malaysia's laugh continues to echo out as the lamp is flicked off and we see nothing but darkness, before the camera thankfully cuts out. COMMERCIAL

Final Ride by TRU plays, and Thunderkid and Reject make their way through the curtains, leading out their team of ten. COLE A tradition on Thanksgiving in the OAOAST, it's time for our ten-team elimination match! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER The following is a tag-team elimination match! Making their way to the ring, team #1! Led by the OAOAST World tag team champions...accompanied by Melissa Nerdly, and representing the Deadly Alliance...THHHHHHHHUNDERKIIIIIIIID and RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJECT!!!!! Uno and Dos...LOSSSSSSSSSSS CONNNNNNNNNQUISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTADORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRESSSSSSSSSSSS SSSS!!!!! representing the Enterprise...CHRISTOPHER PATRICK ALLEN and DETECTIVE TANGO BOSLEY...VVVVVVICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCE!!!!! accompanied by Tony Tourettes...VINNY VALENTINE and BIFF ATLAS...PANIC AT THE DISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! and representing Cucaracha Internacional...the team of JAMES BLONDE and the Samoan Wrecking Ball...FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAQUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! COACH Quite a formidable unit here, Cole! As the squad in the ring preps itself for action, by Collective Soul hits, and Team Heyross makes their way out, followed by their teammates. BUFFER Their opponents...first, here are CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIN BENJAMIN...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! Doctors MAX ANDERSON and STEVEN PIGLEY...THE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE DOCTORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! MARV and MEL...The CHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIST AIR EXPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! MARIACHI and MORACCA...LOSSSSSSSSSS DIABLOS DE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! and the team of JUMBO and DEUCE DEUCE BIGELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! COLE But some impressive names on this squad, as well! A great match on your way, right now! Both teams get together in their corner, and the camera focuses in on the Team Heyross side huddled up, as Quentin Benjamin starts up a cheer, with everyone sticking their hands in, then breaking. *DING DING DING* Max Anderson stretches on the ropes, and is attacked from behind by Detective Bosley! COLE And Bosley with a sneak attack right out of the gate! Bosley hammers away on Anderson, then delivers a BIG scoop slam! COLE Bosley showing off the power against Dr. Max Anderson! Bosley tags in Uno, who stomps away on Max, then picks him up, and signals, before executing the SLAUGHTERHOUSE~! COLE One of the patented moves of Uno, that clawhold/STO! Uno then climbs to the top rope, as Anderson lays on the mat, and jumps off...but Max gets the foot up! Max then rolls over and tags in Quentin Benjamin, who delivers right hands to the midsection of Uno, then whips him into the ropes, and catches him with a backdrop! COLE Quentin Benjamin in there now, going to work on Uno of the Conquistadors! Benjamin backs Uno into the ropes, where Dos blind tags himself in. Uno reverses the Irish whip, then takes down Benjamin with a drop toe hold, and Dos drives a knee into his back! COACH Nifty move there by the Conquistadors! Dos scoops up Benjamin, and executes a rib-breaker! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Dos picks up Benjamin, and whips him into a corner, then charges...but Benjamin gets a foot up, then comes out with a BULLDOG~! Benjamin then calls Moss into the ring, and tags Jumbo! COLE Jumbo now the legal man, look at this teamwork! Team Heyross sets up Dos, and hits him with the DOUBLE GOOZLE~! Jumbo follows that up with the XL SPLASH~!!!!!11111 1... 2... 3!!! COACH And we've got one gone already! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1st elimination: Los Conquistadores eliminated by: Jumbo & Deuce Deuce Bigelow (Jumbo pinned Dos) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Jumbo gets to his feet and celebrates, not seeing CPA step in behind him, and when he turns behind, he gets hit with the GIGATON PUNCH~!!!!!11111 COLE And CPA with that Gigaton Punch! 1... 2... 3!!! COACH Yeah! COLE And just like that, we're even up again! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2nd elimination: Jumbo & Deuce Deuce Bigelow eliminated by: V.I.C.E. (Christopher Patrick Allen pinned Jumbo) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COACH Quick night for those four, Deuce never even got into the ring! MEL jumps in and delivers right hands, then whips him into the ropes, and catches him with a flying forearm! He follows up with an elbowdrop, and covers... 1... 2... Kickout! MEL then tags in Benjamin, who whips CPA into the ropes, and catches him with a spinning wheel kick! CPA rolls into his corner, where he tags in Bosley. Bosley takes his time, then ties up with Benjamin, easily backing him into a corner. Bosley lays in some right hands, then takes him down with a snapmare, and tags in TK. COLE Tag team champs making their first appearance! TK and Reject both hop inside, and make a wish on Benjamin! COACH Look at this teamwork! Reject lays in a couple stomps before the referee puts him out, then TK picks up Benjamin and asks James Blonde to hold out his foot, and rams Benjamin's head into it! He then floors Benjamin with a European uppercut, and tags in Vinny Valentine. COACH And here's Vinny! Now it's a party! TK holds Benjamin in a front facelock, allowing Vinny some shots, and steps out, and Vinny then tags CPA back in. COACH And now these guys have got it going, making quick tags! CPA batters Benjamin with lefts and rights, then whips him into the ropes. However, he puts his head down, and Benjamin scores with a kick, then makes a tag to Mariachi! COACH And a good tag there, Benjamin had four or five guys tag in and out on him right there! Mariachi is met by Vinny Valentine in the ring, and fires off right hands and chops, then whips him hard into the corner, and catches him with a backdrop! Mariachi then tags in Moracca, who comes in and hits Vinny with a dropkick, followed quickly by another! He then catches Biff Atlas with one as he climbs into the ring! COLE Moracca on a roll with those dropkicks! Moracca then catches Vinny with a FAME-ASSER~! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Moracca waits for Vinny to get to his feet, but stands too close to the opponents' corner, and Faqu grabs him from behind by the tights, and delivers a BIG headbutt right to the kidneys! COLE And look at that, Faqu from the outside! COACH That big headbutt right in the kidney area from the Samoan Wrecking Ball! Vinny gets to his feet, and scoops up Moracca, then brings him down and hooks him around the waist...and drills him with the BLAME IT ON THE BOOGIE piledriver~!!!!!11111 COACH That's Vinny's move! Vinny covers... 1... 2... 3!!! COACH All RIGHT! COLE And another one goes down! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 3rd elimination: Los Diablos de Fuego eliminated by: Panic at the Disco (Vinny Valentine pinned Moracca) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Vinny then tags in James Blonde, who is met by MARV. Blonde gets the better of a slugfest, then drives a knee to the midsection, and rams him into the foot of Reject, and tags him in. COLE And now Reject in the ring for the first time! Reject lays in a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Reject then tags in TK, who brings MARV out and whips him into the ropes, catching him with a PRESS SLAM~! and tossing him to the mat. COLE And TK showing off the power! TK covers... 1... 2... Kickout! TK asks for the head of Faqu. COACH Look at this! TK rams the head of MARV into the head of Faqu! COLE Very resourceful, using that hard head of Faqu as a weapon! TK and Faqu whip MARV into the ropes, and drop him with a double elbow! COACH And how about that, a DA guy and a CI guy working together there! Faqu covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Faqu picks up MARV, and whips him into the ropes, but puts his head down. MARV lays in a kick, then stomps on the toes of Faqu, before tagging in Steven Pigley! COLE And the first appearance of Steven Pigley! Pigley meets James Blonde in mid-ring, and delivers some right hands, then whips him into the corner and charges, but gets caught with the feet to the face! COLE But right away, he gets caught, running right into the feet of James Blonde! Blonde chokes away at Pigley, then tags in Reject, who stomps away on Pigley, then tags in Biff Atlas. Biff delivers some blows to the back as Reject has Pigley trapped, then hooks him and executes a SIDE BELLY-TO-BELLY~! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Atlas whips Pigley into a corner, and charges, but Pigley rolls out of the way, and makes a tag to Anderson! COLE And the other half of the Love Docs back in! Anderson whips Biff into the ropes, and he and Pigley catch him, dropping him across the ropes with a DOUBLE STUN GUN~! COLE And we're gonna do some Gurney Surfing! Anderson covers... 1... 2... NO! Biff gets a foot on the bottom rope! COLE And Biff too close to the ropes, otherwise that may have been it for him! MEL tags in, and whips Biff to the ropes, catching him with a big dropkick! He then tags MARV, and whips Biff once again, and this time it's MARV hitting the dropkick! Biff rolls into the opposing corner, reaching up for a tag. COACH Wrong corner, Biff! Unfortunately for Biff, it's Charlie Moss who gives him the tag, with a big right hand! MARV then makes an actual tag, to Pigley, who delivers a chop to Biff as MARV has him hooked. Pigley then grabs Biff, and executes a FLATLINER~! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COACH No! COLE Looks like PATD may be a tough out tonight! Quentin Benjamin tags in, and whips Biff into the corner, then executes a monkey flip, but Biff lands right in his corner and tags in Blonde. COACH And look at that, Cole, Benjamin outsmarted himself right there! Benjamin and Blonde tie up, and Blonde goes right to the eyes, then grabs a front facelock and brings him into the corner, where he tags in TK. COLE And now a matchup of TK and Reject against Team Heyross, just what the people wanted to see! Of course, it's when Benjamin's hurting! TK hammers on the back, then tags in Reject, who does the same. Reject executes an arm-wringer on Benjamin, and floors him with a spin-kick! He then steps over him, facing his legs. COACH Uh-oh, here comes the R-Lock! Reject grabs the legs, crosses them, and then starts to turn him over for the R-LOCK~!!!!!11111, but Moss interjects with a clothesline! COACH Come on, get him out of there, ref! The referee forces Moss out, as Reject rolls over and tags in Vinny. Vinny delivers right hands, then executes a gutwrench suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Vinny then picks up Benjamin and lifts him for an atomic drop, but Benjamin slips behind the back, and floors him with a superkick, then tags in Moss! COLE And now Charlie Moss in the ring! Moss hooks Vinny, and executes a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! He follows up with an STO BACKBREAKER~! COLE Big moves by Charlie Moss! Moss points to the top for Benjamin, who climbs as Moss lifts Vinny onto his shoulders, and executes the SUPER ROCKER DROPPER~!!!!!11111 COLE They got it! 1... 2... 3!!! COLE Vinny and Biff are gone! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 4th elimination: Panic at the Disco eliminated by: Team Heyross (Charlie Moss pinned Vinny Valentine) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Moss and Benjamin celebrate, then Moss tags in Pigley, while Blonde steps in on the other side. COLE And now, 3 teams against 3 teams, we've got Team Heyross, the Love Doctors, and the Christ Air Express, against V.I.C.E, James Blonde and Faqu, Thunderkid and Reject! COACH One Enterprise team, one Cucaracha team, and one Deadly Alliance team! Pigley trades fists with Blonde, with Blonde getting the better of the exchange, then whipping Pigley into the ropes. Pigley ducks a clothesline, then hits one of his own! Pigley then tags in Anderson, and the two floor Blonde with a double clothesline! Anderson covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Anderson picks up Blonde, but Blonde gets a thumb to the eye. He sets up an Irish whip, but Anderson reverses, and puts his head down, and Blonde attempts a sunset flip! COLE Blonde looking for another pin here! Anderson blocks, as Faqu tries to come in, but is cut off by the referee, which allows Reject to come in and catch Anderson with the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COLE And the Eulogy from Reject! COACH Turn around, referee! Blonde rolls Anderson over and covers... 1... 2... 3!!! COLE And another team gone! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 5th elimination: The Love Doctors eliminated by: James Blonde & Faqu (James Blonde pinned Dr. Max Anderson) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ MEL comes in, and begins to hammer on Blonde, then MARV joins in, and they hit Blonde with a double dropkick, sending Blonde rolling to the floor! Faqu then steps into the ring, and is met with one, as well, which staggers him backwards, and then MARV and MEL clothesline him over the top to the floor! COLE And this one getting out of control! COACH No love lost between these four, after the recent six-man title changes! The referee counts, as the two teams battle it out on the floor, and eventually converses with Michael Buffer. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen...both the Christ Air Express and the team of James Blonde and Faqu have been counted out! COLE Tempers overflowing here, and both teams out! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 6th & 7th eliminations: The Christ Air Express/James Blonde & Faqu eliminated by: double-countout ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Several officials run from the back, and separate the two teams, eventually pulling them to the back. COLE And now we're down to two teams against one! COACH And this is not good for Team Heyross! Team Heyross stares across the ring at V.I.C.E., as well as Thunderkid and Reject. Reject then backs everyone out of the ring, and faces off with Charlie Moss. A slugfest ensues, with Moss coming out on top, but Reject lays in a knee to the gut. He then drags Moss into the corner, and tags in CPA. CPA delivers some shots in the corner, then tags in Bosley. Bosley sets up an Irish whip into the corner, but Moss reverses, then charges, but Bosley gets the foot up, then tags in TK. COACH And this is what these four need to do, make quick tags on Charlie Moss, and before long it'll be over! TK picks up Moss, and hammers away with European uppercuts, then tags in Reject, who executes a fisherman's buster! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject then tags TK back in, and TK wraps the arm of Moss over the top rope, then delivers some chops to the shoulder. COLE And TK now working the arm of Charlie Moss! TK tags Reject back in once again, and Reject sets up Moss for a suplex. However, Moss blocks, and executes one of his own! COLE Moss needs to make a tag here, or I gotta think this one is over! Moss crawls towards his corner, but Reject crawls over and grabs the leg, as TK comes into the ring. TK and Reject whip Moss into the corner, and Moss bounces out and hits them with a double clothesline! COLE Big move! Moss scoots over, and MAKES THE TAG! COLE And there's the tag, and Quentin Benjamin in there! Benjamin climbs in, and hits Reject with a clothesline! He then goes for a kick on TK, who catches his foot, and spins it around, but Benjamin hits him with a wheel kick! COLE Quentin Benjamin on fire, but how long can he sustain it against four guys? Benjamin catches Bosley with a drop toe hold, but CPA floors him with a clothesline! COACH There's your answer, Cole! Reject gets to his feet, and hooks Benjamin, as CPA kisses his fist, then lines up for a clothesline...but Benjamin slips out, and CPA clotheslines Reject! COACH No! COLE Miscommunication between the Enterprise and the Deadly Alliance! CPA looks down on Reject, as Moss catches him from behind, and executes a reverse sunset! 1... 2... 3!!! COACH Oh NO! COLE CPA was just pinned! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 8th elimination: V.I.C.E. eliminated by: Team Heyross (Charlie Moss pinned Christopher Patrick Allen) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ CPA rolls out of the ring, as Reject gets to his feet, and begins to shout insults at him and Bosley on the floor! As he leans between the ropes, Benjamin sneaks up from behind, and rolls him up! COLE And can he get another one here? 1... 2... 3!!! COLE YES!!! COACH I can't believe this! COLE Team Heyross wins it! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 9th elimination: Thunderkid & Reject eliminated by: Team Heyross (Quentin Benjamin pinned Reject) SOLE SURVIVORS: Team Heyross ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen...the survivors of the match...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! Shine plays as Team Heyross rolls out of the ring into the aisle, celebrating as Reject looks on in shock. COLE A big mistake at the end, and 4-on-2 odds for Team Heyross turns into a victory! What a matchup this was! Meanwhile, Reject rolls to the outside, where TK is already arguing with CPA and Bosley, as officials storm the ringside area. Suddenly, Reject takes a shot at CPA, as the officials immediately swarm in and separate the two teams before any major brawl can break out. COLE And tempers flaring between the stables here, as Team Heyross defies the odds, and survives the elimination match! Folks, we'll be right back!

From one stable the leader to the next, we head to an interview area where Josh Matthews is standing backstage with Alfdogg, who has a big smile on his face JOSH Thanks Michael. Well Alf, you have requested this time to make a big announcement. And what would that be? ALF Well Josh, I do have a big announcement to make. As you know, over the past several weeks, the Deadly Alliance has been in search of a fifth member to add to its group. Well, the search is over. I'm here now to announce that tonight, right here on Thanksgiving HeldDOWN~!, the newest member of the Deadly Alliance will be revealed. JOSH I don't suppose you'd let me in on it, would you? ALF Of course not, but I'll tell you this much: the Deadly Alliance's newest member will be involved in tonight's triple threat match. JOSH Well, that narrows down the field, then! But which one is it? Is it Cortez, from Cucaracha Internacional? Is it the disgruntled Enterprise member, Ned Blanchard? Or is it the Metrosexual Monster representing the In-Crowd, Bohemoth? Alf strokes his chin, then raises his finger to speak...but then simply looks at Josh and chuckles, then walks off the set. COMING UP NEXT THANKSGIVING BLOWOUT MULTI TAG TEAM SURVIVOR SERIES MATCH NEXT!

welcomes back to the arena of the city I'm not even sure the name of. I honestly have zero clue where we are right now. Into the Cucaracha Internacional locker room we go, to see James Blonde gearing up for Thankgiving Survivor Series action checking his trendsetting attire in a mirror. Blonde picks his newly regained Six Man Tag Team title belt up off a side table and models it in the mirror. In stark contrast, Faqu sits chewing his inquisitively. The relative calm is interrupted when in walk Nathaniel Black and Landon Maddix, in strong discussion. MADDIX ...it could be worse. Anyway, I don't even get why you're complaining. On and on you're bugging me for a high-profile match. I get you one and still you're not happy! Are you English all this damn grumpy? Out of the back of the room appears Megan Skye, with Todd Cortez seen lurking in the background getting ready for his match in his private, lowly corner of the room. MEGAN Problem? MADDIX No problem. Unless you consider me getting our friend here a spot in the main-event, against the World Heavyweight Champion and the number one contender a 'problem'. BLACK E's only got me teamin' with some garbage wrestler from Alfdogg's mob. BLONDE Sandman!? Landon glances over to Blonde, who has stopped modelling himself. MADDIX Sandman9000, yes. Am I the only one who doesn't see what the problem is? He tagged with Cortez last week and there weren't any problems anyone told me about. MEGAN Yeah, about that... MADDIX In a second Megs. Look, the point is, the match is signed and sealed Nat, so you might as well just come to terms with it and get focused. Incase you've forgotten, you're still on probation, so how about looking at it as a chance to start redeeming yourself by knocking PRL's ugly head off of his shoulders? BLACK Incase you forgot, we won last week. MADDIX You didn't win anything. BLACK We're the Champs again, ain't we? MADDIX Yeah, thanks to me. Face it, you three didn't prove anything last week, except how much you're still relying on me to help you scrape out of trouble! By rights at least one of those belts should be mine. Blonde quickly appears offering his belt, but gets palmed away by Landon. MADDIX By rights. BLACK Fine. You know what, I'll kick PRL's arse tonight and I'll kick Rodez's arse tonight. And if that poor excuse for a wrestler you've got be paired up with so much as looks at me, I'll ram those ridiculous bloody bandages down his throat until he chokes to death on 'em! MADDIX Charming. As Black stomps off, Megan pulls Landon aside a couple of steps, which presumably means they're suddenly out of earshot. That's how it works in the movies! MEGAN About Todd, you realise what's going on tonight, right? This triple threat match? MADDIX Bohemoth and Blanchard, yeah. What of it? MEGAN Well, The Deadly Alliance are trying to tap him up. MADDIX HA! More fool them! Landon goes to walk away, but Megan drags him back. MEGAN Landon, they're offering him a spot in the Deadly Alliance. Don't you get what this means? MADDIX I don't have to have him moping around anymore? MEGAN It means he might be able to get out of this contract we've got him under. Which then means he's out of our control. He can do what he wants, when he wants. To who he wants. Like you? As Landon takes a sudden gulp, Cortez walks past on his way to the ring. MADDIX Hey, Todd, good luck man! Landon gives Todd an enthusiastic thumbs up, which is promptly NO SOLD~! As Cortez leaves the locker room, Landon turns back to Megan and grits his teeth, clearly not liking the prospect of what he's hearing.

Out the million dollar arena sound system comes Maroon 5’s “Makes Me Wonder.” The audience welcomes the song with a sizable pop that brings a broad smile to Tyler Bryant’s face as she steps onto the entrance stage. While blue and white lights flicker and flare around him, he removes his denim jacket and nods to his cheering fans before heading down the ramp. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall with a time limit of twenty minutes! Now making his way to the ring, from Auburn Hills, Michigan he weighed in at one hundred ninety six pounds, "Tremendous" Tyler BRYAAAAAANT! COLE From the suburbs of Detroit comes Tyler Bryant, trying not to taking the same nosedive the state’s auto industry has. His partner, Shayne Brave, suffered a gruesome injury against Spencer Reiger and Tyler seems to have sought Krista out for advice. And that does not bode well for the rest of the OAOAST! Entering the ring, Tyelr stands at the center of the ropes with one foot on the first one and his other on the second. He puts a fist into the air and then blows a kiss to all the lovely teenage girls in TV Land. “THE WORLD IS MINE!” A powerful, and authorative beat from David Guetta’s The World is Mine replaces Maroon 5’s crooning. We’re taken on a fantastic fly through of Manhattan at its most luxurious and decadent, its vibrant nightlife on full display in this chic entrance video screen. Returning to the arena, the entrance stage becomes immersed beneath an overpowering cloak of flashing lights that alternate between passionate red and a bright white. A thin grey mist hangs over stage flooring that’s lit a seductive blue. On every video screen the message “THE WORLD IS MINE” is blazes across in vibrant letters. Inside ultra fashionable Affliction board shorts and an Ed Hardy blazer, Spencer does a quick little twirl before breaking into a few Justin Timberlake inspired high step dance moves. He leans back, runs his hand along his Ed Hardy hat brim, and smirks before throwing out the victory sign in front of his chest and heading down the ramp. BUFFER And the opponent…from the borough of Manhattan, he weighed in at two hundred and two pounds, he is the Prodigy, SPENCER REIGER! There are mostly from an audience who know Spencer from injuring Shayne and scoffing at Tim Cash’s offers for friendship. But one man near the entrance ramp sees the talent behind the arrogance and shows off a “SPENCER IS THE FUTURE” sign to New York’s finest. The sign gets a smile from Spencer, and a pat on the back from the fan. But then Spencer rips it out his hand and tears it shreds! “Don’t patronize me!” He yells back at the fan, continuing down the ramp. COLE Definitely not a nice guy. Not even close. There’s been some heat on him backstage for his attitude as well as not paying a visit to Shayne when he was in the hospital or even so much as calling him to see if he was ok. So this is revenge of sorts for Tyler, let’s see what he can do! Inside the ring, Reiger doesn’t even acknowledge his foe’s existence, brushing by him and nearly running him over on his way to the corner. He heads to the top rope as lights rapidly switch from red to blue to yellow to white. Underneath this insane illumination, Reiger rips open his jacket to show off his expertly toned body. The two made for Teen People youngsters circle each other with Tyler playing it cautious, but Spencer merely trying to outwait his foe into making a mistake. Finally, Brave lunges in at Spencer and is corralled into a lockup. The boys tussle over the hold for several seconds before Spencer grabs a headlock. COACH I hope Krista’s happy, she just set this dude up for failure on some Steve Urkel trynna holla at Laura type shit. That bitch is Stephan, and Tyler just Urkel-bot. “RADICAL DUDE!” Spencer shouts, mocking Tyler’s sometimes used catchphrase. This doesn’t sit terribly well with the tremendous one and he tries to punish Reiger with a back body drop. But the rookie succeeds in flipping out the hold and comes down behind Bryant. He roughly shoves the boybander, smirking to himself over his showing. That smile is wiped off his face as Tyler whirls around to lay him out with a diving lariat. He then bounces off the ropes, but carries himself straight into a drop toe hold from the still grounded, Reiger. New York’s finest swings over to his foe’s side and captures another headlock. “LET’S GO TYLER! LET’S GO TYLER! LET’S GO TYLER!” Tyler fulfills his fans wishes by powering his way upright. Several elbows fine their way to Reiger’s lean midsection and end up shattering the hold. This doesn’t benefit Tyler much, though, as Spencer knocks the breath out him with a throat thrust. Ignoring the warnings of referee Earl Hebner, he takes hold of Brave’s arm and arm drags him over. Brave hits the mat with a booming thud, but still tries to get to his feet. His ascension is halted as Spencer sends a thunderous kick straight into his chest! COLE What kind of victory party do you think Tyler is going to throw Leon if he takes home the world title this week at November Reign? COACH Some warm milk, and a plate of oreos, followed by mutual masturbation at the hotel while watching Krista’s “FIT WITH KID: BUTT blast” workout DVD. Spencer lays into Tyler with another kick that has the adored teeny bopper howling in agony. His shouts are silenced, but his pain is intensified when Reiger comes across his head with a final kick. Turning to a booing crowd, he pops an imaginary collar before getting the dirt off his shoulder. Once done aggravating the paying customer, he covers Brave for a fall.. ONE! TWO! Tyler kicks outs and begins a slow crawl to the corner, hoping that he’ll be able to use the posts to spring off for an aerial move. But, Spencer turns Tyler’s plan against him and uses the ring posts against him; he picks him up and leans him against the corner to blast him in the face with a punch! As Tyler tries to recover from the incredible strike, Reiger adds to his agony with a scarcely legal choke. Reiger soon ends his choke before risking a DQ and throws Tyler across the ring. Bryant doesn’t even think to reverse the hold and goes crashing into the ring posts. Reiger is right behind him, ready to flatten him with an avalanche. But, Brave has enough ring awareness to delay his attack with an elbow to the face! COLE Certainly if Bo does leave the In Crowd tonight, you’d think there’d be an opening for a new member. And someone like Tyler has to have the inside track. As Reiger worries and frets over his OMG SUPER HOTTIE~! face, Brave ascends to the second rope. He gives a fist pump to the audience, who returns the gesture with a rousing pop. But both their joy is soon eliminated, as Reiger knocks Brave off his roost with a springboard dropkick! The One Man Triple Threat lands safely inside the ring, but Tyler makes a disastrous crash to the ringside area. As his hands go to his knee, fans let out a paniced murmur all too familiar with the fate that befell Shayne a few weeks ago. COACH Two down, zero to go! Good work, Spencer. I know some furity dudes in pink leather that need to get dealt with around here. Hit them up next. Coach’s delight is just a bit premature, as Bryant is able to shake off his leg injury and try and return to the ring. Disbelieving his foe’s strength, Reiger angrily shakes his head and marches over to punt Bryant back to the ring floor. But Tyler counters that attack by bringing Spencer down throat first across the ropes! The rookie staggers away, hacking and wheezing and promising revenge on his rival. The opportunity comes soon enough as Tyler slides back into the ring. Onto his feet he throws a punch at Reiger. However, the youngster slides beneath the blow and brings his foe down with a neckbreaker! With a sore neck Tyler presents no challenge to Reiger as he snatches him within a front facelock. From there he brings Bryant upright and raises him for a vertical suplex. But Bryant is too slippery for Reiger to hold onto and he slides down The Prodigy’s back! Not wanting Reiger to get a chance to recover his bearings, Bryant coils his arms around his slim waist in a rear waistlock. From there he rushes forward into the ropes and tries to bring his foe down into a rollup. But, Reiger clamps down on the ropes and Bryant is sent rolling backwards. He springs to his feet to try and recapture Reiger, but his window of opportunity has slammed shut and Spencer connects with a New York Knockout (running inverted bulldog)! Down goes Bryant, clutching his head, his vision entirely blurred by the fantastic attack. Reiger then goes for a pinfall… ONE! TWO! But Bryant’s shoulder comes off the canvas! “LET’S GO TYLER! LET’S GO TYLER! LET’S GO TYLER!” the teenage girls get behind their crush. With a hold on Bryant’s stringy dark hair, Reiger rips him off the canvas and tags him in the throat with another devastating shot. Stumbling backwards, Bryant falls into the ropes where he can barely keep his breath from disappearing. Reiger smacks him across the face with two crowd-angering slaps, before finally trying for an irish whip. The cruel slaps seem to have reenergized Bryant, and he uses his new found fighting spirit to reverse the hold. Bouncing off the ropes, Reiger is upended with a flap jack that smushes his fetching facial features across the ring mat. COLE There’s the energy that made D*LUX one of the most successful teams in the OAOAST! COACH That’s funny, I always thought they were the most successful Leon Rodez nuthuggers and Krista fanboys in the OAOAST. I had no idea they were an actual tag team! Bryant has to pause to catch his breath, that sudden surge of energy depleting him of precious strength. Fortunately he remains safe as Brave has his own pains to suffer through; he rolls about the mat nursing his back and grimacing in pain. Eventually both kids return to action at the same time, but the slightly more experienced Bryant hits first with a boot to Spencer’s toned stomach. Doubled over, Reiger’s already sore back is further ruinated by a series of forearms from the former HI-YAH tag champion. After the third forearm concludes, Bryant grabs onto his arm and shoots him towards the corner. Spencer’s weakened back is slammed against the corner posts and he screams as though his entire spine had been shattered. Even though he’s in obvious pain, he still manages to slide out the way of a running knee! COACH Tyler ain’t hardbody enough to follow Krista’s advice. He the type of cat to find a used condom and a pair of panties underneath his girl’s driver seat, and when he goes to confront her about it, she makes him wash the panties and eat the condom. Hobbling out the corner, Bryant has absolutely zero defenses for the elbows and headbutts Reiger targets him with. The audience tries to rally him with boisterious clapping, but its to no avail and Spencer drapes him over the ropes to pound away at him with knife edge chops. Avoiding a five count from Hebner, Reiger pries Bryant off the ropes and tries for an Irish whip. But Bryant again reverses the hold and brings Spencer in for a short arm knee strike that delights the crowd! Reiger stomachs his pain and cuts the short distance between he and Bryant with a charge. But he’s effortlessly flung over by a snap powerslam from the Michigander! “YEAH-UH!” Tyler screams! “YEAAAAAA!” COLE The extra motivation to keep the fight going for Shayne has to contribute a lot to Tyler’s survival in this contest. COACH And to not be sonned into oblivion by Krista. Don’t forget that. Bryant picks his foe off the canvas and throws him at a neutral corner. He hits the ring posts and staggers out towards the center of the ring as Bryant charges off the ropes. But Spencer recovers just in time to take hold of Tremendous with a standing fireman’s carry! However his hold on Tyler is a weak one, and Bryant counters by bringing Reiger down to the ground in a roll up! Hebner drops to his knees and counts the pinfall… ONE! TWO! THREE! “YEAAAAAAA!” screams the capacity crowd as Tyler pops to his feet and throws his arms up in triumph! Reiger can’t belief his ill luck and lunges for the adored babyface. But thankfully Bryant is quick to get out the ring before any harm can befall him. Spencer is left to kick the ring ropes, and blame the referee for making a fast count. His argument is so vehement and rage filled that security has to pour into the ring to protect a visibly worried, Hebner. COLE In a few years that just might be an Anglemania mainevent! Tyler Bryant putting Krista’s advice to action and pulling off a huge victory in honor of his partner. But, will his good friend Leon Rodez pull off the biggest victory of his career and unseat Tha Puerto Rican at November Reign? We’ll see! Tyler strolls up the entrance ramp, slapping hands with the audience in celebration of his first victory as a singles competitor. COMMERCIAL

We’re brought backstage to the very gorgeous digs of the very gorgeous ladies known as Chicks Over Dicks. Why do you all still refer to them as that? They haven’t tagged since January. Alix doesn’t even wrestle. I HATE YOU PEOPLE! Anyway, Krista is spread out on a couch reading In Touch magazine, which not coincidentally features a rather large article about her ability to keep herself so young looking. She lies with her head in the lap of Alix who spends her time trying to blow the world’s largest spit bubble. ALIX Hey-uh, shouldn’t you be reading that scouting report Zack spent all night writing? KRISTA Alix, sweetie, I hope you never lose your sense of humor. Unless you leave me for Mackie again, then I hope you lose and gain a really big wart on your neck. There’s a knock on the door, that’s pretty much worthless as Tyler Bryant enters without even bothering to hear the “GO AWAY!” he was no doubt going to receive. TYLER Hi, I hope I’m not intruding on anyone. Tyler takes a seat on the floor and holds his down in a vague sadness. Krista takes a small notice, but Alix acts as if he’s stricken with a serious depression. ALIX You seem kinda down, dude. What’s wrong? TYLER Its Shayne injury, I guess. He’s gonna be out for a while, and the whole thing is weighing on me, Miss Alix. We were so great together, I knew we had the titles in our future, and now this. I don’t know why it had to happen. Why now? ALIX Sometimes like bad stuff happens to good people. What I’m trynna say is ya know maybe these good people aren’t all that good. Like Martin Luther King, we think he’s all dope and stuff because he fought really hard in the 60’s to have his birthday recognized as a national holiday, and promoted the hell out of Mike Tyson fights, and he got shot. And we think “Oh that sucks” Well, ya know what, what if Martin Luther King was raiding hospital nursery’s and stealing babies to raise them as super soldiers to use in his quest to overthrow the united states government? What then? Are we gonna say its bad he got shot? So, dude, what if Shayne was jacking little babies? No Pedo. Well, hospitals are wheelchair accessible so he can still get in there, but it’ll definitely slow them down. Amazingly, Tyler actually stops to consider Alix’s idea. TYLER Nah, Shayne hates hospitals. He has a gag reaction whenever we watch House. I don’t know it just sucks without Shayne around. I feel so lost. We do everything together. ALIX Do you pee together? TYLER No, can’t say that we do. ALIX Then there ya go,TyTy! Just treat every moment like your peeing. Life handed ya lemons so make some lemonade, and pee in it. TYLER I can’t just go pee in lemonade like that. I need my buddy around. He and I have been tight since we were little kids. I’m just not Tyler without him. ALIX Then don’t be Tyler! Like, be someone else. You gotta emulate someone, someone really cool. Like Jumbo! Yeah! Jumbo is an awesome dude, and mainly because his name describes his key characteristic. Krissy, dontcha think every one should do that? KRISTA I don’t know if I’d like to go through my life being referred to as “GIGANTIC BOOBS!” its bad enough Melody signed me up in xbox live with that username. ALIX And what about Christian Wright. Poor guy would be known as “I CONTRACTED ORAL WARTS FROM ANONYMOUS HOOK UPS AT REDNECK BIKER BARS ” So, anyway, be like Jumbo! He’s cool, he rules, he’s awesome! JUMBO (peering in through the door) Alix, I couldn’t help but overhearing, and thank you so much for the compl- ALIX Hey get lost, dorkface! JUMBO But I’m- ALIX A dorkface that I’m telling to get lost! Shoe shoe! Confused, and understandably so, Jumbo exits just as quickly as he entered. ALIX Jeez, some people are such losers. TyTy, don’t be like whoever that guy was he sucks. Krista finally decides to take pity on poor Tyler and spare him any more Alix’s well intentioned but very bad advice. KRISTA Oh, honey, look, you have a choice; you can either give up right now, and go back to Michigan until Shayne comes back. Or you can make the best out of a pretty crappy situation and become the singles star fate has destined you to be. And trust me we’ve all been to Michigan, and I’d rather shrink myself and do a deep sea dive through Terry Taylor’s urethra. ALIX Sounds like a romantic evening! KRISTA Yes I know life is hard without Shayne. Honey, I get that. When my collection of shot glasses got broken by the fact that Terry is an incompetent buffoon incapable of performing the simplest task such as rearranging and renovating my entire house to fit modern Victorian archhceiture, I thought I’d never take a shot of Brandy from between Alix’s breasts again. Do you know what happened two days later? The doctor told me if I didn’t cut back on my alcohol intake I’d die of liver disease. And you know what happened three days later? I got new shot glasses and I’ve been taking boobie shots ever since. Tyler, you’re gonna have to approach every day like its your last. If you die tomorrow, I hope you have someone lined up to burn anyone embarrassing porn before your parents find it, and you don’t want to have your last day on earth spent sad over your injured friend. I can die right now totally satisfied. I have two wonderful daughters, a loving if not clinically insane girlfriend, a fitness empire, a star on the walk of fame, and fame that will last long after I’ve been expelled in Heaven for kneeing John Wayne in the nuts because he’s an overrated, obnoxious, racist, homophobe that embodies everything wrong with American culture. I don’t want to bring you down, but would you die happy? TYLER I guess not. Death isn’t happy per se, but I wouldn’t be satisfied with the life I’ve led to be honest. KRISTA Then its time to change that, honey! And what have you got to lose by trying? Self respect? ALIX Irrelevant! KRISTA Pride? ALIX Who needs it! KRISTA Dignity? ALIX Useless! You’re in the OAOAST you signed that away along with your right to your gimmick, name, health insurance, pension and ability to walk when your 40. KRISTA So, do you see what I’m driving at? What have you got to lose? Your boy Leon is 450 splash away from becoming a world champion. If that bum ass pile of maggot ridden crap can win a world title, someone who isn’t a talent deficient blight upon man and earth like you can easily do it. You’ve got a bright future, so why don’t we make that future your present. TYLER Where do I start? How do I start? KRISTA Tyler, I look at it like this. I spend much of my time contemplating the various and painful ways I can exterminate the vast majority of the OAOAST employees. You might think this is healthy, unproductive and antisocial, and my therapist would agree with you. But, I say there are many here who are the shitstain on the underwear of life. I just want to throw a little Tide on them and run em through a rinse cycle. Is that wrong? I don’t think so. Someone has to check the bullshit of a Landon Maddix, a Theodore Moneymaker or a Mister Dick. But I’m only one woman with a very busy schedule. Photoshoot in Montreal, speaking engagement in Miami, video shoot in Maui ALIX Sex in a mormon church. KRISTA But, of course. So while I defile the faith of bigots, I need someone to back me up around here. Tyler’s eyes light up with a delighted hope, as anything having to do with Krista’s “back” would do to him. TYLER Like a defense partner in hockey? Like on the Redwings there’s Brian Rafalski and Niklas Lidstrom! KRISTA Luckily I’m butch enough to understand and appreciate that reference. Yes, like that. Some people here just really need to have their day ruined. And if you good bring some darkness to the life of people who really deserve it, boy, would I be one happy, hot and turned on lady. Why don’t you start with your friend Spencer Reiger? TYLER I’d be happy to! Thoroughly cheered up and instilled with a new sense of purpose, Tyler nods to the helpful girls and leaves the room to remake his destiny. THE MAINEVENT BITTER PARTNERS NATHANIEL BLACK AND SANDMAN9000 VS PRL AND LEON RODEZ THE MAINEVENT COMMERCIAL

BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the number one contender to the World Heavyweight Championship... "SILKY SMOOTH" LEEEEOOOONN... RRROOOOODDEEEEEZZZZZZ!!! .:CUE: "Rock The Casbah", Trust Company:. "YYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!" Stepping out onto the stage, Leon Rodez aims a big smile and a wave at the crowd before pointing one finger to the sky. Proudly advertising... uhm, wearing... his new Captain America 'inspired' t-shirt, now available at OAOASTShop and as posted on one of the shows a few weeks ago... COLE (suddenly wearing shirt) You mean this one? Yes, that one, thank you. ...and a pair of jeans which presumably aren't for sale and aren't being worn by either of the commentators, who both prefer the feel of leather couch on silky boxers, no homo, Leon walks to the ring. COLE Three days away from the biggest match of his career, Leon Rodez getting a great reaction here in Baltimore! COACH Yeah, well... COLE If you call them Balitimorons, I will bitchslap you. It's not funny or clever. Leon enters the ring and takes the microphone from Michael Buffer, waving his hand in a motion to quieten the crowd and the music down. A "LE - ON" chant almost starts, but Leon quietens even that down, pointing to an imaginary watch on his wrist. LEON So how is everybody in Baltimore tonight? "YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!" THAT'S why he quietened everyone down! He just wanted the cheap pop! Oh, the scoundrel! LEON I'm gonna take "YEEEUHUEHUHEUHEH!!" to mean "we're good Leon, thanks for asking." And I say in return "BLAHUHHUAHH", which means "you're welcome". Okay, with the pleasentries out of the way, as I'm sure you're all aware November Reign is just three nights away. And I'm sure you're aware that at November Reign, I'm looking at the biggest match of my career. Now, I know wrestlers say that all the time and that statement's really lost all meaning, but I really do mean it when I say this is the most important match of my career. For the first time, I'm in the main event, challenging for the World Heavyweight Championship. The crowd applaud. LEON You know it's hard to believe I've been waiting five and a half years for this. Five and a half years. For all that I've seen and all that I've done in that time, this is the big one. People assume that the World Heavyweight Championship isn't something I consider a priority in my career. Let's face it, I'm not one of those people who interrupts other people's promos demanding title shots, or hounds authority figures into giving me my chance. But every single person in that locker room harbours dreams of being the World Champion and I'm no different. I've waited patiently... maybe too patiently. And now, finally, I get my cha... Leon is suddenly interrupted, by the sound of "Final Ride" by TRU. The crowd jeer expecting Reject, but to Leon's surprise it's not the Tag Team Champion heading to the ring, but his arm candy, MELISSA NERDLY! Scowling, Melissa is about the last person Leon wants to see as she walks to the ring. COLE What on earth is SHE doing out here!? COACH Who cares, why dontcha shut up and just enjoy the view? Melissa climbs into the ring, continuing to scowl at Leon but managing a bit of a smile with it. MELISSA I'm so sorry to interrupt. But, I've got some busi... "SLUT!" "SLUT!" "SLUT!" "SLUT!" Leon playfully motions for the crowd to quieten down again, then motions for them to get louder once Melissa's attention is turned to the abusive fans. MELISSA SHUT UUUUUUPP!! COACH Ow. COLE Boy, she's got a set of lungs on her, hasn't she? COACH That's what I keep saying! Finally you're opening your damn eyes! MELISSA I have some business to take care of. Besides, nobody cares what you've got to say Leon. The only people in this arena who give so much as a half a damn about you are the fangirls just out of their training bras who think they've got a shot at you! LEON So? MELISSA Wha... you... look, you might as well save your breath because everybody knows you're not going to win the World Heavyweight Championship at November Reign. Everybody. Face it, you're a mess. Your life is PATHETIC. Tell me, what hurt worse, when I kicked you in the balls or when Maggie finally saw sense and kicked you to the curb!? Or maybe it was when my man, The R-Man, kicked your ass and beat you inside a Steel Cage? You're pathetic Leon and that's why you're going to lose to Tha Puerto Rican at November Reign! You'll never win 'The Big One'. That's why I'm offering my complete support to Tha Puerto Rican in the World Title match this Sunday. And when he kicks your ass, The Deadly Alliance are going to extend our support even further... and offer Tha Puerto Rican a spot in the group. COLE WHAT!? Leon stifles a laugh, as Melissa glares at the crowd again. MELISSA We're officially inviting Tha Puerto Rican to join The Deadly Alliance, because I like his new attitude as of late. Anybody who treats you with the contempt he does is fine by me. I just know he'd fit in with The Deadly Alliance. We all do. And the reason Alfdogg isn't out here extending the offer himself is... well, because he still hates PRL... COLE Yeah, no kidding. MELISSA ...BUT, I hope Alf and PRL will learn to work together in harmony. Infact, I'll make sure of it. Finally, Leon has had enough and holds up a hand to stop Melissa, still chuckling a little under his breath. LEON Whoo... wow, you're a real piece of work, aren't you? First of all, my ears are still ringing a little bit so I'm not sure I caught all of that. But, I've got to ask, when did you become the orracal of professional wrestling all of a sudden? That's orracal, by the way. You're something similar, don't get me wrong, but I don't understand what your business is commenting on the World Title scene. You don't know me. You don't know PRL. And if you're sleeping with Reject, unless you've got access to Malaysia's 'toybox', I'm betting you know very little about having 'The Big One'. "OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" LEON Exactly. As far as The Deadly Alliance goes, I thi... LANDON MADDIX WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH!! COLE Oh, great. All eyes turn to the entrance way and boos slowly filter through as Landon Maddix of all people marches to the ring, microphone in hand, wagging a finger. MADDIX Hold on just a darn minute here! I don't like where this is going! Landon slides into the ring and puts himself in the middle of Melissa and Leon. MADDIX Listen, I don't know which one you are and quite frankly I don't have the time or patience to memorise it, so I'm just gonna go ahead and call you 'sweetie'. And sweetie, Leon's right, you don't know a thing about what it takes to be the World Heavyweight Champion. You don't know a thing about Tha Puerto Rican or Leon Rodez. But I DO! Landon turns to Leon. MADDIX And what'shername here is dead on when she says you don't stand a chance this Sunday night! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" MADDIX You want to know why? I've been in the ring with Tha Puerto Rican on more than one occassion. And on more than one occassion, he's somehow fluked a win over me. And you don't fluke a win over me unless you're World Title material, trust me when I say that. Face it Leon, the reason you've spent five and a half years chasing Tag Team Titles and various bits of tail instead of the top prize, it's not bad luck. You're just not in the same league as me and Tha Puerto Rican. Don't get me wrong, you're a pretty good athlete. And you've been known to be entertaining sometimes. But that's not enough to reach the pinnacles that me and PR have. It's barely even good enough to get on Dancing With The Stars. We've seen and done things you can only dream of. Landon turns back to Melissa. MADDIX And that's why I'm issuing an invitation to PR to join Cucaracha Internacional! COLE ...has everybody lost their mind all of a sudden? COACH Not really, why would you not want the World Champion in your camp? COLE When the World Champion hates your guts and would want absolutely nothing to do with you, even if you and he were the last two people on the face of the planet perhaps? Just a guess! Leon looks on a little confused, as Melissa starts to laugh. MELISSA Ha! Like he'd dream of joining 'Cucaracha Internacional'! The OAOAST's equivilent of a bronze medal. MADDIX I'll have you know we're an Internacional force. It only stands to reason the World Champion would want to join us. Especially since he's from some rundown island who could do with more international recognition. MELISSA Yeah, well, I offered him a spot first, so BUTT out. MADDIX How about you BUTT out, butterface. MELISSA EXCUSE ME!? MADDIX It means a woman who's got a nice body but her face isn't anything to write home about... MELISSA I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS! MADDIX WELL THEN GOOD WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING!? "THE CHAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMP..." *DUN DUN* "...IS..." *DUN* "...HERE!" "YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" Suddenly "Know Your Role 2000" hits and out heads the World Heavyweight Champion! Tha Puerto Rican lowers his sunglasses and just shakes his head at what's going on in the ring. Especially as Landon and Melissa suddenly stop arguing and both try to out-applaud one another for PRL. COLE Look at these two, trying to suck up to Tha Puerto Rican. This is becoming more and more ridiculous every second, don't you agree Coach... Coach? Where'd he go!? As Coach runs for the exits, PRL enters the ring and demands a microphone from ringside. He and Leon exchange a brief stare, before the Champ begins to notice the applause. THA PUERTO RICAN Would anyone mind telling me what in the holiest of hells is going on out here!? MADDIX Woah, calm down friend, calm down. Me and the girl were just filling this jabroni in on what's going to happen on Sunday night, when you lay the smackdown on his ass and retain your title, smell it? THA PUERTO RICAN First of all, don't ever do that again. Landon mouths the words "do what?", either oblivious or terrible at acting oblivious. THA PUERTO RICAN Second of all... MELISSA Honey, hold on just a second. Don't worry about these two idiots. I don't know if you heard, but what I came out here for was to make a little proposition. And seeing as you're here, I can make it face to face. See, everybody knows you're going to win at November Reign and what I'm suggesting is that afterwards, you protect your assets by joining up with the most dominant force in the OAOAST, The Deadly Alliance. It's very much in your interests to do so. THA PUERTO RICAN Is that so? MELISSA Oh, absolutely. Look at it, we've got the US Title, the Tag Team Titles, the Heartland Title... MADDIX You haven't got the Six Man Titles! We have! MELISSA ...as I was saying, we've got all the important titles in the OAOAST. You join up with us and we'll all but control the entire OAOAST. THA PUERTO RICAN Well, that does sound kinda tempting, I will admit that. Answer me one question though. Do you have a healthplan? Cue confused looks all around. MELISSA Well... no, we don't, besides the company one. THA PUERTO RICAN So, basically, what you're telling me is, you don't have a Deadly healthplan? MELISSA Not as such. THA PUERTO RICAN So, you can't be sure just how many sexually transmitted diseases you're carrying? "OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Melissa's eyes widen in shock, shock and outrage, with both Landon and Leon enjoying a laugh at her expense. MELISSA I... I can't believe you... THA PUERTO RICAN Seriously, how Leon could have slept with you is beyond me. LEON Actually, I didn't. I mean, I dated Maggie and enjoyed an enjoyable night with Molly, of course there was Alix a long time ago and Crystal always had a thing for me, then there's Melody although we've always been just friends, plus I was a pornstar for a few years before I got into pro wrestling. But, come on, even I have standards. MELISSA I HATE YOU... I HATE YOU BOTH... I HAAAATTEEEE YYOUUUU!!! THA PUERTO RICAN Look, I'm just gonna cut right to the chase. I was with Lindsay Gonzalez for years and every single day of my life I lived in fear of waking up one morning and feeling a burning sensation when I peed. Tha Puerto Rican will not live in fear like that again. COLE Oh, my! Heard enough, Melissa leaves the ring and covers her face as she runs to the back, cheered on her way by the unsympathetic Baltimore fans. As Melissa leaves, PRL just kinda shrugs as if he doesn't know what's wrong with her. LEON You know, he's got a point. You can never be too careful when taking women like you up on their 'propositions' nowadays, it's just not worth the medical fees. MADDIX Yeah, I know! I mean, this one chick I met once, stunning on the outside, great rack, but once we made it to the bedroom, talk about a horror show! It was like chemical warfare had broken out south of the border! So I was like, "listen, I don't think we should rush into anything" and I got the hell outta there. Both PRL and Leon turn to Landon. MADDIX I thought we were sharing. LEON We weren't. THA PUERTO RICAN Nor will we EVER! LEON Just wrong. MADDIX Anyway, forget about that... that, uh, that should go for everybody... the point is, you made the right choice PR, Cucaracha Internacional and the World Heavyweight Champion. It just works, you know? Finally, Spain and Puerto Rico come together to rule the world. It's about time. PRL raises an eyebrow. THA PUERTO RICAN What makes you think Tha Puerto Rican would even CONSIDER associating himself with you? MADDIX Well, I just thought after you called the girl a prostitute you were gonna choose me. THA PUERTO RICAN Landon, if there's one thing Tha Puerto Rican hates more than dirty prostitutes, it's you. Congratulations. The fact of the matter is, I'm my own man and I don't need you, The Deadly Alliance, The Enterprise, The In Crowd, Panic At The Disco, Los Conquistadors or ANYBODY! I did the faction thing for four years. And if you ask me, it's overrated. PRL glances at Leon while saying this, curiously. THA PUERTO RICAN I don't need anybody watching my back anymore. I'm the World Heavyweight Champion and I did it on my own merits. So to all the hangers on, the lackeys, the supposed 'leaders', if you want to play at gang warfare like this is some sort of bizarre West Side Story, as far as I'm concerned you can all beat the living crap out of each other and I really couldn't give any less of a damn than I do right now! And if you wanna turn your gang on me? Well all I have to say is JUST... BRING IT! Upset at being turned down, Landon decides to do just that as he tosses the microphone aside and charges at PRL, but PR is waiting and lands a punch! Landon staggers backwards and into a punch from Leon, deciding to get in on the fun as well. Another punch from Leon sends Landon staggering backwards again, into Tha Puerto Rican, who grabs La Cucaracha by the hair and tosses him high up and over the top rope to the floor!!!! "YYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE I think that was pretty emphatic. Picking himself up, Landon insists that PRL hasn't heard the last of this as he carries himself off to the back again. Meanwhile, Leon starts to leave the ring... but PRL stops it, grabbing the back of his shirt! THA PUERTO RICAN Eh-eh, don't you go anywhere! COLE Uh-oh. THA PUERTO RICAN So, here we are. Three days away from the biggest match of your life, and has anything I’ve said over the last three weeks sunk in yet? No, I don’t think so. Well, Leon, let me tell you one more time. Before we head into the Arrowhead Pond in Anaheim, California this Sunday night, I just want to tell you one final time: you AREN’T in my league! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” THA PUERTO RICAN Leon Rodez, the closer we get to the match, the more obvious it becomes. You just can’t cut the mustard. Leon, in my 243 days as OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion, I have been choked out by a 6’7” 285 pound monster, been pushed to the limit by a 6’6” 215 pound ankle breaking machine, been made a fool of by an OAOAST Original, and have been chased by four of the best wrestlers in the world today! I have fought the best. I have fought the biggest. I have fought the smartest. I have fought the most dangerous. I have fought the most charismatic. I have fought the most cunning. And I HAVE BEATEN THEM ALL! And Leon, you are NONE OF THE ABOVE! “OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” THA PUERTO RICAN You are a jokester, Leon. You are a makeup-less clown! You’re just a comedian who is in WAY over his head! If the OAOAST was based on comedic talent, and making the fans laugh, then you would have been World Heavyweight Champion many times over. But this is not The Daily Show. This is not The Colbert Report. This is not Late Night With Conan O’Brien. This is the OAOAST. And in the OAOAST, talent in the RING comes first! And in that case, you…can’t…match…up…to…me! Leon just stares at Tha Puerto Rican. THA PUERTO RICAN In a perfect world, you would just accept this and move on. But this isn’t a perfect world, so you can’t accept this fact of life. So, Tha Puerto Rican will just have to BEAT YOU UNTIL YOU ACCEPT IT! You’re not gonna win on Sunday, Leon! I'm not winning this for The Deadly Alliance. I'm not winning this for Cucaracha Internacional. I'm not winning this for The Enterprise. I'm not winning this for The In Crowd. I'm winning this for ME! THIS is PERSONAL! THIS is all about ME! Tha Puerto Rican is NOT in danger! Tha Puerto Rican is NOT in jeopardy! Tha Puerto Rican is NOT in danger of losing the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship! Leon Rodez, there is a reason, a very very GOOD reason why people, they talk and they talk and they talk about why you can’t win ‘The Big One’. And of all of the reasons, Leon Rodez, Tha Puerto Rican tells you the truth: the reason you can’t win ‘The Big One’ is simply because…you are not that good! “OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” THA PUERTO RICAN You’re funny, I’ll give you that much. But as a wrestler? UH-UH! You just don’t have what it takes! You’re not in my league! Tha Puerto Rican OWNS your roody poo candy ass! And this Sunday, at November Reign, Tha Puerto Rican will show the world that this is the truth, Ruth! And there is not a damn thing you can do about it! You little one trick pony! You can’t win! You can’t pin me! You can’t make me submit! You can’t BEAT ME! You are going do-- LEON RODEZ SHUT…UP! “YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Tha Puerto Rican is shocked. Leon is more than a little annoyed with Tha Puerto Rican right now. THA PUERTO RICAN What the hell? Don’t you ever, AND THA PUERTO RICAN MEANS EVER, interrupt Tha Puerto Rican ever aga-- LEON RODEZ Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT…THE…HELL…UP! “YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” THA PUERTO RICAN Oh, lookie here. FINALLY, Leon shows some anger! Isn’t that sweet!? Well, listen here-- LEON No! YOU listen! Just shut up for a second and LISTEN for once in your sad pathetic life! All month long you have been talking and talking and talking! Do you even know what you’re saying anymore!? I’m not gonna lie, I’ve had it up to here with you! You have gotten on my last nerve! You keep dogging me, insulting me, belittling me, and frankly, I can’t take anymore of this! You’re annoying me now! You’ve gotten under my skin! And unlike you, I don’t have a thousand and one catchphrases to pick and choose from to respond with. I respond through different more creative ways, usually. But this situation is special. I’m going to respond the best way I can: by beating YOU and taking YOUR OAOAST World Heavyweight Title in the process! The crowd cheers. LEON You’re talking because you’re scared. And you’re scared because you know what’s coming up. And that is the end. The end of the PRL Era. The end of your World Heavyweight Title reign. And I know that that’s gotta suck! I mean, you spent 10 years chasing after this, and it’s all over in just 8 months! 8 months is NOTHING compared to 10 years of dreaming! But that’s reality, PRL! You’re going to be on the top of the OAOAST for not even a year! On Sunday night, a new era will begin in the One And Only AngleSault Thread! And THAT is the truth, Ruth! THA PUERTO RICAN You talk big, but you’re a scared little man! I can sense it! LEON All you sense is that the end of your World Title reign is near! So you’re trying to save your ass now! THA PUERTO RICAN I’m doing no such thing! LEON Face reality, PR! The sooner you accept it, the better you will be in the long run! You think I’m not that good? Not that good, huh? Well, I’ll promise you this, P.R., after this Sunday night, you will never-- THA PUERTO RICAN OH BITE ME, LEON! YOU GIANT PIECE OF MONKEY CRA-- Leon puts his right hand in front of Tha Puerto Rican’s face! Leon is getting more and more pissed off as the seconds go by! COLE I have never seen Leon Rodez quite like this! Tha Puerto Rican is stunned by this. But he quickly goes back to being all snotty. THA PUERTO RICAN So it’s like this, huh? Is this how you wanna play? Leon sticks his right hand out in front of Tha Puerto Rican’s face again! “YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Tha Puerto Rican removes his sunglasses and flicks them aside. He steps to the left of Leon’s hand. However, Leon simply steps to his right, so that his hand is once again in front of Tha Puerto Rican’s face. “LE-ON!” “LE-ON!” “LE-ON!” “LE-ON!” Leon turns his hand around. He then does the one hand motion Tha Puerto Rican didn’t expect. LEON Just shut up…and…JUST…BRING IT! And Leon does indeed do the “Just Bring It!” hand gesture! Tha Puerto Rican shoves Leon! Leon shoves Tha Puerto Rican back! Tha Puerto Rican shoves Leon again! Leon shoves Tha Puerto Rican once again! COLE It’s breaking loose! It’s gonna break down again! Leon and Tha Puerto Rican stand nose-to-nose, face-to-face, yelling at each other! The crowd is going nuts! That’s more than enough for security, referees and OAOAST Road Agents to run into the ring to separate the two men. The crowd boos loudly! COLE And here comes security, road agents, officials to separate these two! Josie Baker must have sent them out to make sure that the main event of November Reign goes off as planned, because these two are about ready to tear each other apart! Referees, security and OAOAST Road Agents are able to separate Tha Puerto Rican and Leon Rodez, but that doesn’t stop the two men from running their mouths, yelling at the top of their lungs. PRL holds up the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt and points to it, telling Leon in no uncertain terms that he doesn’t have a chance in Hell of winning this Sunday night. “P.R.!” “P.R.!” “LE-ON!” “LE-ON!” “P.R.!” “P.R.!” “LE-ON!” “LE-ON!” COLE We just saw a side of Leon Rodez that we rarely get to see! But this feud over the World Heavyweight Title has pushed Leon to the brink! He WANTS to become World Heavyweight Champion more than anything in the world, and that is a surprise to a lot of people, INCLUDING PRL! And I’ve just been told that Leon and Tha Puerto Rican will team up in our main event to take on the team of Nathaniel Black from Cucaracha International and Sandman9000 from The Deadly Alliance! What a match that should be! Both teammates on BOTH teams despise each other! That should be an interesting match-up! Fans, don’t go away! We will be right back with more Thanksgiving HeldDOWN~! right after these messages! Security, referees and OAOAST Road Agents take Tha Puerto Rican out of the ring. P.R. continues taunting Leon Rodez as he is being dragged away up the entrance ramp. Leon is eyeing Tha Puerto Rican with a fire in his eyes that he rarely shows. Security, referees and OAOAST Road Agents are still holding Leon Rodez back in the ring just incase he tries to go after Tha Puerto Rican. The crowd is still going wild. Security, referees and OAOAST Road Agents finally let Leon go as Tha Puerto Rican has exited through the entrance doors. Leon exits the ring himself. This is the last image that we see before we fade to black. FADE TO BLACK Commercials

No dr.z this week? Unless I missed something in my inbox. Left space for segs. I think, I ain't checked the booking the thread in a minute. I'm using a dialup computer even though the highspeed one is inches, inches, inches away.

*is jealous* *is stuck playing * *SMH@the big match in CM Punk's career being teaming with Dreamer against fat Tazz and some dude named Elijah Burke* *wishes Dr.Z a happy-happy birthday!!!* PPV isn't until NEXT week btw. There's still one more HD, the Thanksgiving one, to go.

COLE Up next the number one contender, in action. A November Reign warm up match for Leon Rodez, against one of the World Champion's former allies and recent rivals in Spanish Fly. "THE C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-CORP-CORPORA-CORPORATION" "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" The opening to "No Chance In Hell" plays as smoke fills the entrance stage. Spanish Fly is shown on the AngleTron posing in front of a Mexican flag with the words "SPANISH FLY" shown next to him in big white blocky letters. The crescendo hits, and a HUGE burst of pyro explodes over the entrance stage. "No Chance In Hell" by Bradley Royds starts playing. *No chance (No chance) That’s what ya got! (Ha! Ha! Yeah.) We’re up against no machine too strong (Too strong) Pussy politicians buying souls for us are…PUPPETS! (Puppets!)* Out through the entrance way strides Spanish Fly with his arms raised overhead in a defiant manner. Fly swaggers past the fans, unphased by the jabs at his size, looks, nasty mullet, terrible win-loss record, lack of new music since the Corporation broke up like 6 months ago, lost mask from about 16 months ago... Cuz you’ve got…NO CHANCE! (You’ve got no chance!) NO CHANCE IN HELL! You’ve got…NO CHANCE! (Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!) NO CHANCE IN HELL! You’ve got…NO CHANCE! (Got no chance!) NO CHANCE IN HELL! You’ve got…NO CHANCE! (Chance!) NO CHANCE IN HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!* BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... from Tijuana, Mexico. Standing 4-foot-11 and weighing in at one hundred, seventy five pounds... he is the SSPPAAAAAANNIIIISSSSHHHHHHH... FFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" ...his poor body odour, his Mexican heritage, his... ...oh, sorry... ...Fly slides into the ring and continues to look extremely confident in the face of said abuse. Parading around the ring, he scales the turnbuckles and raises his arms once more. COLE So, Spanish Fly set for singles action... what, did everyone else miss their plane? Haha! COACH Hey, shut the hell up, okay? One, your comic timing sucks. Second, what right do you have to insult a competitor like Spanish Fly, huh? COLE What? You used to rag on this guy all the time! COACH That was when I thought he kinda sucked. Times have changed. Fly warms up, until the crowd come to life as "Rock The Casbah" by Trust Company strikes up! Sweeping his purple and black robe through the entrance way comes Leon Rodez, striking his winning smile as he raises one finger to the skies. Leon then heads down the aisle, stopping only to convince a pair of screaming young female fans to chill out just a touch before they pass out or something. BUFFER And his opponent! From Grand Rapids, Michigan... weighing two hundred, eighteen pounds. The number one contender to the World Heavyweight Championship... "THE GRAND RAPIDS GOLDEN CHILD"... ladies and gentlemen, he is "SILKY SMOOTH"... LLLLLLEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOONN... RRRRRRRROOOOOOODDEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZ!!!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Leon jogs up the steps, pointing out a black and purple sign with his face replacing the maple leaf, before vaulting into the ring. Fly backs up, letting Leon work the crowd some more, before whipping off his robe, which serves to work them up to unsafe levels of working up! "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" COACH What is it with Canadians and this guy!? COLE Leon Rodez is loved all over the world, Coach. COACH So the divorce papers say. COLE ...what? As Leon goes through his last warm-ups, his attention turns to the stage, where THA PUERTO RICAN has suddenly appeared!! The crowd give a slightly mixed reaction to the World Heavyweight Champion, as he adjusts the belt over his shoulder and folds his arms, watching. Coach zips into thin air like Speedy Gonzalez. COLE Oh thank goodness for that. Leon looks back at PRL for a few seconds, before resolving to try and block him out as a distraction as the bell sounds. *DINGDINGDING!* Straight away Fly takes a lunge looking to sweep a leg, but Leon evades. Instead they lock up, collar and elbow style. Leon grabs a side headlock and shrugs off a couple of shots to the ribs to take Fly over with the hold... 1... Shoulder up. Leon forces Fly back down again... 1... Shoulder up. Getting back to his feet, Fly goes to the ribs again, able to get in three shots this time. But Leon takes him back over a second later and again forces down the shoulders... 1... 2... No! After stewing in the hold for a second, Fly grabs a hold of Leon's singlet looking to rock him over onto his shoulders. Leon rolls through to his feet though and comes off the ropes with a shoulder tackle on Fly. Fly is quickly up, but a second shoulder tackle puts him right back down. Up again, Fly tries to catch Rodez off-guard with a leapfrog, but gets caught and dropped across the knee with an Inverted Atomic Drop! COLE Ooh, that oughta sting! With Fly hurting, Rodez comes off the ropes with the Shack Attack! Cover... 1... 2... No! Leon pulls Fly back up and rams him into the turnbuckles. An irish whip sends Fly corner to corner, Leon setting up looking for the Superman Spear. As he charges in though Fly moves, forcing Rodez to re-adjust. Able to run up the turnbuckles, Leon plants a foot on the top and soars back with a twisting crossbody... 1... Fly rolls through and goes for a quick legdrop, but lands on solid ring canvas! COLE Leon is looking sharp here tonight, with the World Champion watching his every move with a keen eye. As Fly limps back up, he walks into the waiting number one contender, throwing a jab! A jab! A jab! A jab! Rodez turns, blowing the kiss, before turning back on his heels... *SMACK!* ...and nailing Fly in the back of the head with the enziguri! COLE Mama Said Knock You Out! PRL can be seen cringing a little on the stage, as Leon hooks Fly up for the pin... 1... 2... Kickout! Bringing Fly back up, Leon sends him off the ropes. Wiping the grease from his hands as a result of grabbing hair, Leon tries to take Fly up and over with a hiptoss, only for the little guy to land on his feet. A quick boot allows Fly to hook the head and deliver a quick DDT! COLE Oh, Fly with a quick move, what irony if he were to do PRL a favour with a surprise victory here tonight! Fly sees Leon down and quickly heads to the top rope. The number one contender is soon shaking the cobwebs off though and climbing back to his feet, not in time to stop Spanish Fly though as he comes off the top with a big crossbody... ...only for Leon to take a quick step back AND GUIDE FLY DOWN ACROSS HIS KNEE WITH A GUTBUSTER!!!! "OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" COLE The risk does not pay off though! Fly just got swatted! Quick as a flash, Leon hooks Fly's arms up and Tiger Drives him to the canvas! 1... 2... NO! PRL continues to look on with great interest, as Leon picks Fly back up... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...and lays in a knifedge chop. *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" And a second. Fly slumps against the corner and gets whipped across the ring, Leon following in with some DOUBLE KNEES~! Pulling Spanish Fly in, The Silky Smooth One then throws him out of the corner with an Exploder Suplex! COLE I don't think we've ever, rarely if ever, seen Leon Rodez looking this crisp, this fluid. Could we be looking at the next World Heavyweight Champion? Reeling now, Fly staggers to his feet. Leon catches eyes with PRL for a split second and decides to go for the kill Tripping the legs, he sets Fly up and turns him over into the LIONTAMER, burying the knee in the back!! COLE He's got him hooked, no way out for Fly! *TAPTAPTAP!* "YYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" *DINGDINGDING!* Leon quickly releases the hold and looks up at the stage and PRL, who tries to keep a straight expression and not give anything away. BUFFER Here is your winner... "SILKY SMOOTH" LLLLEEEEEOOOONN RRRROOOOOOOOODDEEEEEEZZZZZZ!!! COLE Well that was a comfortable warm-up for Leon Rodez, but uncomfortable viewing for Tha Puerto Rican. Is the World Champion feeling threatened!? Leon leaves the ring and makes his exit, drawing the intrigue of the crowd as he heads towards PRL. The World Champion stays rooted to the spot and is ready to square up to his challenger. The two exchange a brief stare, but nothing more, before Leon raises a hand in victory and breezes past. PRL just sneers, watching his challenger go. COLE The road to November Reign is heating up! Make sure you join us next week for our special, annual Thanksgiving HeldDOWN~! From Michael Cole and the absent Coach, we'll see you then! -FADE OUT-

PRESENTED IN HD FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY -OVER 200 COUNTRIES IN 10 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES- -TO MORE THEN TEN MILLION VIEWERS EACH WEEK- -THE OAOAST THE WORLD WIDE LEADER IN PARODY ENTERTAINMENT- We're brought to the Thanksgiving themed decor of Sofa Central, where fortunately the live turkeys have been left back in Milwaukee. hey is that the intro I used last week? It sure is! I didn't even bother to replace the town! This week Cole and Coach are in mid conversation unaware that the show has even begun! COLE I'm sorry you hate him so much, but I like Puerto Rican dudes with dark curly hair, so I just think he's really cute. COACH What if y'all get in a fight and he calls u a "faggot cracka bitch"? What then? Will you still long for his dark curly locks? Thankfully we're taken towards the ring where Zack Malibu is already standing because due to my last minute writing, not realizing this segmented needed to be done, I can't write my entrances! How awful!!!!!!!!!! ZACK I have had one to many guys come after me over the many years I've been in the OAOAST for one to many reasons to list. Some want revenge, some want to torture me, and some are just sick SOB's. Theodore Moneymaker, he falls under the category of all of the above, but what separates him is that I've never once been challenged by a coward. I've dealt with sadists, psychos, lunatics, and rampaging maniacs with egos the size of Texas but one thing they all had in common they stood face to face with me in this very ring and they took me on! Whatever match they wanted, I gave it to them without regret and without so much as a second thought. I gave them everything I had, because I knew they wanted to take everything I had. I fought for myself, my family and my company. Moneymaker is just a bit different. He fires shots from afar, you see. There's a guy content to command his army from atop his ivory tower and as I mow through his goons and cronies he slowly pecks away at me with a sniper rifle. And he thinks by the time I jump through his hoops, overcome his obstacles and reach his doorstep he can come down from the ivory tower, look at my mangled body and put a bullet into my head and end me for good. Well, as Judas Priest would sing you got another thing coming! "YEAAAAAA!" ZACK I'm not coming to your doorstep alone, Moneymaker. No, I'm not stupid, Moneymaker. I have a plan and I have backup. I'm bringing an entire army with me! I'm bringing a team! At November Reign I am bringing a Dream Team that is going to make your entire life the worst nightmare anyone could ever imagine! It will make the nightterrors in Friday the 13th look like an afternoon stroll through Sesame Street. I'm putting together the biggest group of superstars the OAOAST has ever seen, and you, my friend, better use all that cash in your parents' bank accounk to hire some of the world's best wrestling experts to tell you how to deal with the heat we're gonna bring to you! "ZACK! ZACK! ZACK!" ZACK Now, let me introduce to you the co-captain of my Dream Team. I won't bother with any fancy introduction because if I did I could be here for an hour, but if you haven't heard of this person, you probably need to stop living inside a cave! In My Arms hits and there's an enormous cheer from the sold out audience! They leap to their feet and welcome Krista with thunderous applause. This is written so last minute I can't even write Krista's entrance! I am sad. This is a very dark day, my friends. A very dark day. COLE What a bombshell, Krista Isadora Duncan co-captaining with Zack Malibu? ZACK I'm a popular guy so I had a lot of people to chose from. I had my pick of the OAOAST roster, the OAOVW roster, guys on the indy scene, even guys employed elsewhere. Hey, I even had half the Moneymaker family tree calling me up and seeing if they could work under a mask and get at this bastard. Why did I pick Krista? One, she never loses and you can't hate on that kind of record. Two, she and I could debate until armageddon over who hates Moneymaker more. Three, she's a big celebrity and the In Crowd leader has got to be down with the in crowd. And four she is one hell of a competitor who will fight to the bitter and bloody end. Believe me, the end is going to be bloody. Krista, I turn it over to you. "KRISTA! KRISTA! KRISTA!" KRISTA Thank you, thank you so much, and thank you for your help last week. If I had known watching people get superkicked could be so enjoyable I would've lined you up against Dick Chenney, Elizabeth Hasselbeck, Bill O'Reily, and the jackasses at the DMV a long time ago. Honey, this is just amazing, you and I teaming together. We could add Testicular Cancer, Richard Nixon's ghost, and Chuck from Gossip Girl as our partners and we'd still be the most popular team on this polluted cesspool known as earth. COLE It is a big deal, I'll tell ya that. KRISTA I'm very excited to be here, and to be co-captaining with The Franchise in this match. Its more than a match actually, its a cause I think. That's how important this is, its become a cause. As a huge star I get asked to do so many fundraisers and important causes, and I have to be very selective and only chose the ones that are on television and allow me to bludgeon my worst enemy with sledgehammers and the like. I wish there were more events like this! But its hard to get big stars like myself and Zack together without cocaine and strippers. Long before Zack asked me to Co-captain the dream team, I've been down with the cause of getting rid of Moneymaker and those just like him. Just yesterday I threw away the largest dropping of dog shit I had ever seen! It is fundraiser season, so I've been in the helping mood. Last week I did an AIDs benefit, so I'm looking forward to doing this November Reign match, because unlike at the AIDs fundraiser I don't have to worry about who I hook up with.....God, that was awful. I'm sorry, whom I hook up with. And then I did one for the ACLU, for a fundraiser protesting torture, and I should preface I don't consider what I do to Terry Taylor torture, because he deserves it and its fun. John McCain was tortured, which is interesting. For six years in Vietnam! That's why its important to have a safeword. Zack, honey, do you have a safe word? ZACK No, I can't say that I do. KRISTA I can tell, that must be why Allison is still walking around with a stick up her ass! Anyway! I'm here co-captaining with Zack because I'm a sensitive kind of gal with sensitive nipples that need to be sensitively licked. And while my nipples are being licked I see those commercials on TV with starving kids in Africa and they've got their flies around them and their pregnant and its cute. And I don't send money because I'm a Jew and we're all cheap whores, but I did send DVD's. And if they get hungry there's a coupon for jiffy pop, so its not all bad. And one of the movies was Platoon. I think I sent Sorority Sex Kittens, and Alix really loves that one, so it was a big sacrifice. And another was Reservoir Dogs. ZACK Oh yeah, with Harvey Kietel. KRISTA Yeah, honey, there ya go. So, I got a letter back, from someone saying they were a Somalian pirate who intercepted the shipment my DVDs were on and said they learned from the scene in Reservoir Dogs where Mister Black, I think, tortured the cop and cut his ear off, and they used that to torture a captain on a diamond shipping boat and found this huge ruby and they cut me off a chunk and made me a ring, and even though I'm against torture, I'm not against pretty jewelry that I can show off to poor people that can't afford it, so that was a win in a silver lining dark cloud kind of way. And so I guess in closing working with Zack is even more beneficial to the world then my pretty ring. Because, I bet a lot of you are just like me. You're not rich, or famous, or unbelivably hot, but I bet that you're like me in that sometimes I hear one of The Enterprise speak and I have this undeniable urge to shove their microphone down their throat, shove their head through a computer monitor, throw water on the bitch to further electrify his ass, and call the repair man over to get an estimate on the damage like that insurance commercial, so I can fix the computer and upload child porn to it, and report HIM to the police for possession of child pornography, and the taunt them over their rape filled future. Whether that happens or not at November Reign, honestly remains to be seen. But what I can promise you the paying customer is that for $45.99 not only will you receive a free Alfdogg bobblehead, you will also receive the pleasure of watching the most disgusting thing to ever slither out a vagina, Theodore Moneymaker, suffer the worst embarrassment of his miserable life! I don't promise much, merely out of a fear of commitment that I'm currently working through in therapy when I'm not shagging my therapist, but I can promise this, we will go a perfect 5 and 0 against whatever semi-retarded chimps Moneymaker springs from the zoo to be his partners. We will have a 100% completley perfect, never before seen, OMG HOW DID U DO DAT, clean sweep. For all of you attending the show, I won't lament your lack of life or taste in live entertainment you're beyond hope and saving, but there's a very good chance you could walk home with one of Christian or Teddy's teeth after Zack superkicks their teeth down their throat and right out their ass! "YEAAAAAAA!" ZACK Moneymaker, if you had any fighting spirit in your body, you'd be out here to look the two people who are going to bring you your demise dead in the eyes. But you are exactly what I said you are. A coward. Moneymaker is afraid of the Deadly Alliance, of Cucaracha International, and of the In Crowd. Well, Theodore this is one more team you have to fear, and there's no combination of athletes you can put together to stop it. We are going to enjoy every second of kicking your ass and your team's ass around the Arrowhead Pond in Krista's homestate of California! Lots of guys around here like to make big promises. They'll say things about 2009 being their year, 2009 belongs to them and I bet you're no different Moneymaker, I bet you've already planned out your "2009 belongs to me" speech. Save it. You'll be lucky if you see the rest of 2008. Because you are stepping into the ring against two people who have your number, and we haven't even filled out the team yet. But, I'm gonna give you a number, Moneymaker. Its 911. You and your boys need to keep it handy. Come November Reign, you just might need it. Zack slams down the microphone to a gigantic ovation from the audience. While they chant "Dream Team", he takes the to the top rope and hypes the fans up by pointing to the rowdiest members. Krista for her part merely sips on a martini and gives half hearted waves, not wanting to spill her drink mind you. Fade in on Tha Puerto Rican pinning Stephen Joseph Popick at OAOAST AngleMania VII. This is shown in black and white. Cheery, happy music plays. NARRATOR Eight months ago, his dream came true. Cut to clips of Tha Puerto Rican celebrating his OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship victory at OAOAST AngleMania VII. We end on Tha Puerto Rican raising the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship in the air with his left hand while confetti falls into the ring and fireworks explode over the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum. Fade To Black. We switch to color, and see highlights of Tha Puerto Rican's numerous battles throughout his OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship reign: his No Holds Barred Match against Cuban Wall at The Great Angle Bash 2008, his Steel Cage Match against Vitamin X at the Big Apple Spectacular, the 60-Minute Iron Man Match against Brickston at AngleSlam 2008, the 5-Man Prism Elimination Match at the Halloween Spectacular. We then see clips of Tha Puerto Rican raising the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt in victory after all of these matches. High impact, fast paced rock music plays in the background. NARRATOR And ever since then, he has remained on top of the OAOAST food chain, fighting off all challengers, and representing the company as it’s World Heavyweight Champion! THA PUERTO RICAN (V.O.) THE PRL ERA REIGNS SUPREME IN THE ONE AND ONLY ANGLESAULT THREAD AND THAT’S THE TRUTH! COLE The dream lives on! THA PUERTO RICAN (V.O.) I have been the One And Only AngleSault Thread World Heavyweight Champion for 8 months now. And it has been the greatest 8 months of my entire life! The high impact, fast paced rock music ends. Fade To Black. Fade in on a close-up shot of Leon Rodez. NARRATOR Now the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion faces his toughest challenge yet. A man who wants to make *his* dream come true! Cut to a montage of Leon Rodez clips. We see Leon shocking people with his high flying moves, doing the 450 Splash, applying the Liontamer, coming to the ring being happy-go-lucky, entertaining the crowd time and time again. As we see the clips, we hear Leon Rodez speak from the August 7, 2008 edition of OAOAST HeldDOWN~!. High impact, fast paced rock music plays. The high impact, fast paced rock music ends. Cut to Tha Puerto Rican and Leon Rodez having a staredown at OAOAST AngleMania V. This fades into Tha Puerto Rican and Leon Rodez having a staredown on The Love Shack from the November 13, 2008 edition of OAOAST HeldDOWN~!. NARRATOR For the first time in two years, these two men will do battle. And it will be for the richest prize in the industry! Cut to a close-up of the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt. Cut to clips of Tha Puerto Rican and Leon Rodez in action. Cut to clips of the brawl between the two men on The Love Shack from the November 13, 2008 edition of OAOAST HeldDOWN~!. High impact, fast paced CLASSICAL MUZAK~! plays in the background. THA PUERTO RICAN (V.O.) the thought that my World Heavyweight Title reign could come to an end at the hands of Leon freakin' Rodez is quite laughable. And in fact, it's downright INSULTING! LEON (V.O.) But if you keep prodding and probing, you're gonna find out that I am far from a joke. If you keep tugging on the tiger's tail, eventually it'll bite back. THA PUERTO RICAN (V.O.) Leon Rodez, for all of your talent...you are just not in my league. LEON (V.O.) But don't kid yourself, because I've worked damn hard to be where I am as well! THA PUERTO RICAN (V.O.) You're not World Championship material! You're a joke! LEON (V.O.) the joke will be squarely on you, when you're forced to eat your words and watch me take that OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship away from you! Cut to Tha Puerto Rican posing in front of a bunch of lights, raising the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt with his right hand. NARRATOR Tha Puerto Rican Cut to Leon Rodez posing in front of a bunch of lights with a smile on his face. NARRATOR vs. Leon Rodez Cut to the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt placed on a red pillow on a pedestal. NARRATOR for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship! Cut to more clips of Tha Puerto Rican and Leon Rodez in action. NARRATOR In what might possibly be the most important match of both men’s careers! Cut to Tha Puerto Rican speaking on The Love Shack from the November 13, 2008 edition of OAOAST HeldDOWN~!. LEON (V.O.) It's gonna be my first OAOAST World Title Match in... well, gee, I don't know how long. You'd think with how rarely I've been getting them I'd remember such things. But it's been awhile, that's for sure. And I am very much looking forward to it, as I'm sure you are too. Cut to Leon Rodez winning the OAOAST 24/7 Championship at OAOAST AngleMania V. THA PUERTO RICAN (V.O.) it took not one, not two, not three, but FOUR guys to hold me back while you climbed the ladder!? LEON (V.O.) you're still the same overbearing (bleep) I beat at AngleMania V. THA PUERTO RICAN (V.O.) KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH! LEON (V.O.) The thing you need to remember is, my focus is on the World Title here and now. Cut to Tha Puerto Rican and Leon Rodez brawling on The Love Shack on the November 13, 2008 edition of OAOAST HeldDOWN~!. NARRATOR The Thanksgiving weekend tradition continues! The OAOAST November Reign 2008 logo appears on screen, along with information on the date, time, and how to order the show. NARRATOR It’s OAOAST November Reign! Sunday November 30th at 8:00 p.m. Eastern Standard Time/5:00 p.m. Pacific Standard Time. LIVE! ONLY on pay-per-view! Call your local cable or satellite operator to order now! The high impact, fast paced CLASSICAL MUZAK~! ends. Cut to Tha Puerto Rican speaking to Leon Rodez on The Love Shack on the November 13, 2008 edition of OAOAST HeldDOWN~!. “Big One” echoes as we freeze frame on this scene. The commercial ends. FADE TO BLACK * COMMERCIALS *

Up next, a match. HAHAHA, just kiddin. Nah, instead we're backstage, where Melody Nerdly sits at the make-up table, more concerned with trying to amass a big score on Luminees on her PSP than being made-up. Deep in concentration, she barely notices Jade Rodez-Duncan scampering over to the table, carrying a wrapped box with a pretty pink bow on it. And only the potentially Wii game case size of the box tempts Melody into pausing her game. MELODY Whatcha got there? JADE This? I don't know, it was waiting outside Mom's door. And it's way too small to be for her. Unless it's a royalty cheque I suppose, but those'd probably come in an envelope, I'd imagine. MELODY Oh. Who do you suppose it's from, wink wink. I say 'wink wink', instead of actually winking, incase you start to worry that I'm have one of those epilectic fits the Nintendo games always warned me I'd get if I played them too much. Absolute scaremongering. 15 years and more and I've only had three such fits, that's hardly enough to be worth mention. So, ain't ya gonna open it!? JADE I dunno. You think I should? MELODY Well, it's probably not going to open itself. Unless it's a puppy. Melody grabs the present and shakes it violently, before setting it down and waiting. MELODY If it's a puppy, it's a quiet one. JADE Don't be silly. Look, maybe it's not for me after all. There wasn't a note or anything. Maybe we should just put it back... or, we could open it carefully, I suppose, just so long as we mak... oh god... Jade quickly grabs a magazine off the table and hides behind it. Confused, Melody wonders what's going on but stops short of pulling the magazine away to ask, as she sees BOHEMOTH coming their way down the corridor. BOHEMOTH Hey Melody. MELODY Hey Bo, what's up? BOHEMOTH Not much. Bohemoth stops and looks at the shaking magazine for a while and grins. BOHEMOTH Hey Jade. Sheepishly, Jade appears from behind the magazine, once again proving her mother's acting talent didn't pass down in the genes as she does her best to look surprised to see Bo. JADE Oh uh, hey, hi! MELODY So, Bo, you know Thanksgiving is coming up, no? Have you perhaps decided to GIVE anything, that you'd like THANKS for? Did you UNDERSTAND what I'm SAYING with my extremely noticeable and not at all subtle EMPHASIS on certain WORDS? BOHEMOTH Melody, not for the first time, I'm afraid I've got no idea what you're talking about. I'll see you girls around. Bo walks off, allowing Jade to slowly ward off hyperventilating. As she starts to get her breath back, Melody picks up the present and shakes it around again. Jade, once she's composed herself, shares Melody's curiousness in the present all of a sudden and forgets about care as she tears the wrapping from the box. She takes a small peak inside, which just makes her more curious, a confused look on her face as she opens the box up... "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" ...and SCREAMS at the top of her lungs, throwing the box across the corridor! Jade leans up against the wall looking shocked, as Melody retrieves the present, picking it up by one leg. It's not a puppy, but it is a squirrel. A dead one. And not a stuffed squirrel either, but what looks like an actual piece of roadkill. MELODY Well, either Bo's a lousy shopper... or this is a message. JADE Put it away. Put it away! MELODY It's okay, calm down. It's gone. The dead squirrel is casually flicked into a nearby trash can before Melody tries to comfort the shaking Women's Champion. COMMERCIAL

Cut backstage, where the Beverly Hills Blonds are discussing their earlier meeting. SIMON Can you believe Moneymaker? Snubbing us for the Rockers again? NED This has got to stop, I can't take much more of this. I've got to get out of here. SIMON Look, I know what's going on with the Deadly Alliance, but I think we should talk about it before you make any decisions. NED Whoa, I didn't say anything about the Deadly Alliance, I just said I've got to get out of here. I have given it some thought, there's no question...you'd be a fool not to. SIMON But what happens to me? Those guys said you're the one they're interested in, and I'd be left in the background, or to be made an example of by Teddy and his gang. NED Don't you worry about that, my man. Me and you are a package deal! Wherever I go, you go. Whoever we turn to, be it Alf, Moneymaker, or whoever, will have to deal with that. SIMON Well, let's just go talk about this some more. Ned and Simon walk off. The camera cuts to the OAOAST HeldDOWN~! interview area where Josh Matthews is standing by with Leon Rodez. The crowd cheers loudly. JOSH MATTHEWS Leon Rodez, a lot has been going on in your life over the past month or so. You and The In Crowd are still heavily involved in this war between The Enterprise, The Deadly Alliance and Cucaracha International. Just last week, we found out that Zack Malibu and 4 partners of his choice will finally meet The Enterprise in a match at November Reign. LEON RODEZ Well, Josh, this has been a trying time for Zack. Allison coming back into his life hasn’t exactly been the best thing to happen to him this year. Theodore Moneymaker has been intent on making Zack Malibu’s life a living hell ever since AngleSault got booted out of his own company! Well, I know Zack, and I know that he won’t let ANYBODY, ESPECIALLY Teddy Moneymaker bring him down! And if it weren’t for the fact that I have an OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship Match coming up at November Reign, I would gladly lend him a helping hand against The Enterprise. Because as we all know, I have fought…and BEATEN…The Enterprise in the past, thank you very much! But I have complete faith in Zack that he’s got this match coming up at November Reign well in hand. J.MATH Also last week, we all saw that Maggie Nerdly slapped you across the face, and broke up with you live on national television. It’s been a week since. How are you handling the breakup? LEON Well Josh, I can’t say that I liked the fact that my breakup with Maggie was broadcasted for all to see. But, hey, what are you going to do? It happens. Perhaps I took her for granted, which is a mistake that I made in ALL of my previous relationships, to be honest. You’d think that I'd know better by now... but, I just can't my hands, my hands out the cookie jar. I guess I’m too stubborn for my own good. Being stubborn is good in a professional wrestling career…but not exactly good if you want to maintain a successful, loving relationship with a member of the opposite sex…or the same sex if you roll that way. Leon looks at Josh. Josh has a look on his face as if to say, “I’m NOT gay!” LEON Your secret’s safe with me, buddy! Anyway, there are plenty of fish in the sea. I’ve been dumped before, and while it’s never easy at first, eventually, I get over it and move on. Hell, you’ve seen it on OAOAST TV before! So, this really isn’t anything new. I’m sure I'll find someone else eventually. Don't go losing any sleep over me Josh. Seriously. JOSH And finally, Leon, last week, on The Love Shack, the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion Tha Puerto Rican confronted you about your errant chairshot two weeks ago. He then slapped you across the face, and a brawl escalated. We saw a side of both you AND Tha Puerto Rican that we rarely see. How are the things between the two of you? Have you talked since last Thursday night? Are you two seeing eye to eye as you head into your World Title Match coming up in 10 days at November Reign? LEON I still have no idea what exactly possessed Tha Puerto Rican to say what he said last week. All I was doing was asking him some simple questions about his injury. There wasn't anything malicious about it! But he took it the wrong way and just went off on me. I should say that I’m surprised…but considering that this is Tha Puerto Rican that we are talking about, perhaps I shouldn’t be. Lord knows that he’s done plenty of rotten stuff in his five years here in the OAOAST, and he thinks that just because he’s gone a year without doing anything particularly nasty, he feels like he is absolved of all of his past sins. Well, P.R., just like you, I NEVER forget the past. But unlike you, I learn from the past, NOT repeat it! In 10 days, we will duke it out for the first time since April 2, 2006, and after last week, my excitement for the match has been turned up all the way to 11! You say that you’ve changed, but last week proved that you are still rotten to the core! I’m looking forward to it. The match is set. 10 days from now. The OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship. The Silky Smooth One vs. The Great One! So to answer your question, Josh, no, Leon Rodez and Tha Puerto Rican aren’t seeing eye to eye. And I’m not gonna lie…I kinda like it that way! It means that we will have a more competitive match. It means that we will do anything and EVERYTHING to win! It means that we will give it our all! We will shed blood, sweat and tears so that one of us can raise the OAOAST World Heavyweight Title belt at the end of November Reign! Josh, I am more pumped up for this match than any match of my entire career! I am looking forward to making Tha Puerto Rican eat his words come November Reign. I am SO going to-- Leon stops talking. Why? Because the camera pans to the left to reveal THA PUERTO RICAN standing there staring right at him! “YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!”/”BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Tha Puerto Rican is wearing his Puerto Rican flag bandana, an earring in his left ear, a gold chain around his neck, a sleeveless PRL T-shirt, black sweat pants with white vertical stripes, and white Reebok sneakers. PRL still has tape on his left bicep, so he has the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt over his right shoulder. PRL has a serious expression on his face as he stares at Leon Rodez. Leon’s smile turns into a serious expression too as he stares at his opponent in 10 days. THA PUERTO RICAN Oh sorry, Leon. I didn’t know that you were doing an interview. I was so enthralled by what you were saying. How many more clichés were you going to throw out? ‘Believe in yourself!’? ‘Straighten up and fly right!’? ‘Reach for the sky!’? ‘Follow your dreams!’? LEON That’s cute, P.R. Hey, by the way, love the sideburns! It looks like you’re going all the way with becoming a Dwayne Johnson impersonator! All you need to do is change your tights and you’ll be set! Leon gives PRL a cheesy thumbs up and winks at him. PRL chuckles. THA PUERTO RICAN Still making jokes, I see. So, did ANYTHING I say to you last week sink in yet? ANYTHING AT ALL!? Or did everything I say last week just go through one ear and out the other? Stable wars? Girlfriends? WHO CARES!? Do you realize that you are less than 2 weeks, TEN DAYS AWAY FROM THE MOST IMPORTANT MATCH OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE!? Has the thought entered your mind that you have a shot at the most prestigious Championship in all of professional wrestling in less than two weeks!? Do you even WANT this!? Tha Puerto Rican starts walking around Leon Rodez, getting in his face. THA PUERTO RICAN You might just be an even BIGGER joke than I thought! You still aren’t focused on our match! Has the thought even occurred to you that in 10 days you might hold the richest prize in the industry? You won’t, but it’s the thought that counts! My God, man! If you really are this unfocused on our match, than I will have an easier time beating you than I thought I would! “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” THA PUERTO RICAN Let me remind of you something, Leon. You are Mr. Comedian. You’re a jokester! You’re not a main eventer! You are NOT World Champion material! Do you get it, Rodez? You are NOT in my league! You can’t win ‘The Big One’! And you never will! Why can’t you understand that!? GIVE UP! Keep dreaming! Because it’s not going to happen! Your dream will NOT become MY reality! The fact that you’re talking about a whole bunch of other crap proves it! Just accept the beating that you will receive at November Reign, and we will all be the better for it! You can’t fight fate, Leon! Your destiny is to be 2nd place! Your destiny is to be in the ‘never was’ file! You can’t match wits, match speed, match strength, match talent with The ICON, The SHOWSTOPPER, THE MAIN EVENT! I’m the face of the OAOAST, Leon! In 10 years, people will STILL know my name! But you? You will be forgotten. You will be a footnote in history. You will be as if you never even existed! And that’s life, Leon! I can’t believe you’ve got this HUGE match coming up in 10 days, and yet, you’re talking about Zack Malibu and Maggie Nerdly! Gawd! You gotta be kidding me! But anyway, I’m excited too! Every single Lightning Bolt is excited! It is going to be HYUGGGE! Tha Puerto Rican is GEEKED! Tha Puerto Rican is AMPED! It is going to be electrifying! I cannot wait to prove to the world what a joke you are! Whether it’d be from a P.R. Nightmare, a Latin Slam, or The Most Electrifying Move In Professional Wrestling, The Puerto Rico Elbow, the fact of the matter, Leon Rodez, is that you WILL LOSE at November Reign! Face facts Leon: YOU CAN'T WIN! And that’s the truth, Ruth! Tha Puerto Rican CAN’T WAIT for November Reign! Good luck! Cuz you’re gonna need it, Mr. Comedian! Tha Puerto Rican has a cocky smirk on his face. Leon stares at the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion. The crowd is reacting with a mixture of boos and cheers. “P.R.!” “P.R.!” “LE-ON!” “LE-ON!” Leon has his hands on his hips. He takes a deep breath. He then forces Josh Matthews to bring the microphone back to his lips. LEON Are you done? THA PUERTO RICAN Oh, I’m just getting started, Leon! LEON I don't doubt it. Quite an array of catchphrases you've got. But I can see through all of the bravado and the showmanship and do you know what I see PR? I see nerves. I see self-doubt in you PR. The fact is, you've got this injury to your arm playing on your mind and try as you might, you just can't stop worrying about it. About what effect it'll have. Whether it'll finally be the chink in your armour after 7 months of fending off every challenge put your way. That's why you're resorting to the mind games. It's hardly a secret, mind games don't tend to work on me too well and I don't rile easily, yet here you are, running your mouth again trying to piss me off. Something's up here PR. I can... smell-ll-ll-ll it! THA PUERTO RICAN You kno... LEON Save it, wouldya? Save your energy for trying to nurse that injury of yours or something. The fact is, I'm not biting. Not on this. Because I don't really care all that much about your opinion of me. And I already know what the opinion of my fans is. All I care about and you'll be relieved to hear this I'm sure judging by your rants, is your World Heavyweight Championship. Tonight, I'm gonna give you a little preview of what state of mind I'm really in. Then, I'll let you get back to worrying about your state of mind. Trust me, it'll be much more productive use of your time than trying to psych me out. Leon gives PRL a playful wink, before walking off... and accidently brushing into PRL as he starts to square up to his challenger! The World Title falls from PRL's shoulder and hits the floor, causing Leon to stop and glance back for a second before walking off. Tha Puerto Rican angrily snatches his belt back up off the floor and dusts it off JOSH Wel... THA PUERTO RICAN Leon Rodez thinks he has me figured out for November Reign. But he has NO IDEA what he's in for! Slinging the belt back over his shoulder, PRL grabs the microphone and pulls it closer. THA PUERTO RICAN (whispers) Never! PRL storms off, leaving Josh behind. FADE

*BbwWbAhmotherfuckerLlIiiBbbEErRrAATtTeeyYyOUUurRrMmmMmMiIInNnDddDd!!* The crowd goes crazy, as Bo walks through the curtains. COLE We're back here on HeldDOWN~!, and we've just been informed that Bo will be taking the place of Brock Ausstin in this match! BUFFER Team Heyross's tag team partner...from Greenville, South Carolina...representing the In-Crowd...he is the Metrosexual Monster, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! COACH FOR NOW, he is representing the In-Crowd! COLE Bo climbs into the ring, and talks with Team Heyross, before stepping outside the ring. Charlie Moss and TK are left inside. *DING DING DING* Moss and TK circle the ring, then tie up. TK delivers a foot to the gut, then backs Moss into the ropes, and attempts an Irish whip. However, Moss reverses, then drops down, as Benjamin hops into the ring. Both members of Team Heyross leapfrog TK, then catch him with a double bodyslam! They then catch Reject coming in, and drop him with a double elbow, as Bo steps in behind the two of them. Alf steps n next, and is sent fleeing by a double dropkick! COLE Team Heyross, with Bo watching their back for this one night, have things well under control here in the early going! COACH Yeah, but you notice he wasn't too quick to join in on the physicality! Moss tags to Benjamin, as TK slides back in. TK charges, but gets caught in a drop toe hold! Benjamin then goes to a side headlock, but TK works his way off the mat, and shoves Benjamin into a corner. TK charges, but Benjamin moves, then forces him back into the corner, climbing to the middle rope, and laying in rights as the crowd counts along! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! 9!!! 10!!! Benjamin then attempts a whip across, but TK reverses. Benjamin hops to the middle rope, and jumps back for a bodypress, but TK ducks, then tags in Alf. COLE And Alf the legal man now for the Deadly Alliance! Alf backs Benjamin into the corner, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Alf then starts to choke Benjamin in the corner, before the referee backs him off. This allows Reject to wrap the tag rope around the throat of Benjamin! COLE And behind the referee's back, Reject with that tag team rope! Alf makes his way back to the corner, then brings Benjamin out, and whips him into the ropes. Alf drops down, then attempts a clothesline, which Benjamin ducks, and hits a spinning wheel kick! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Benjamin grabs Alf's leg, and makes a tag to Moss. Moss comes in, and he and Benjamin make a wish on Alf! Moss then picks Alf up and whips him into the ropes, catching him with a belly-to-belly gutwrench! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Nice suplex by Charlie Moss, for a count of two! Moss whips Alf in once again, but puts his head down, and Alf delivers a kick, then tags out to Reject, who quickly gets taken down in an armdrag! COLE And now in comes Reject, but he gets caught! Some exciting action in this one! Reject gets to his feet, then shoves Moss across, then drops down...and after Moss hops over, TK catches him with a knee to the back! COACH Nice shot by TK! Reject tags in TK, who joins Reject for a double team Irish whip, flooring Moss with a double clothesline! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! TK picks up Moss, then lifts him in a PRESS SLAM~!, tossing him to the mat, then tagging in Alf. Alf scoops up Moss, and drops him throat-first across the top rope! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf delivers right hands, as Moss comes to his knees, and Moss starts to return fire! COLE But look at Charlie Moss fight back from his knees! However, Alf goes to the eyes, then executes a snap suplex, followed by a snap legdrop! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf picks up Moss, then sets up a suplex, but Moss reverses to a small package! 1... 2... Kickout! COLE And Moss almost snuck out with a win! Alf gets to his feet, and lays a BIG chop across the chest, knocking Moss to the mat! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Alf then tags in Reject, who grabs the legs of Moss. COACH Uh-oh, this could be it! Reject hooks in the R-LOCK~!!!!!11111 COLE Reject with the R-Lock locked in! However, Benjamin hops in, and floors Reject with a clothesline! COACH Hey, get him out of there! The referee backs off Benjamin, which allows TK to jump in. He and Reject whip Moss into a corner, and Moss bounces out and floors both with a double clothesline! Moss crawls back over to the corner, and TAGS BO! COLE THERE'S THE TAG! Bo steps in and floors TK with a clothesline! He then floors Reject with a clothesline! He then waves on TK, and executes a SPINEBUSTER~! Cover... 1... 2... Reject saves! Benjamin climbs in and goes at it with Reject, as Bo slowly picks up TK, and sets up TK for a powerbomb. COLE And Bo may be setting up TK here! As the referee tries to separate Benjamin, Moss, and Reject, Alf slides in from behind and smacks Bo across the back with a chair! COLE And Alf with a chairshot behind the referee's back! Benjamin then breaks free from the back, and grabs the chair from Alf from behind! Alf begs off, as Benjamin stalks him with the chair! At this point, Bo turns around and spots Benjamin with the chair...then spins him around and flattens him with a spinebuster! COACH COLE What...Bo just hit a spinebuster on Quentin Benjamin! Bo then picks the chair up off the mat, as Moss has the MOSSY KNOLL~!!!!!11111 applied on Reject, and lays a shot across Moss's back! COLE Bo has lost it here! He must think that Quentin was the one who leveled him with the chair! COACH Quentin did hit him with the chair, Alf was just trying to stand up for Bo there while Quentin stalked him with it! COLE That's a lie! Bo departs the ring, as the fans are at a loss as how to react to this situation. Meanwhile, TK lifts Benjamin, and drops him with the THUNDERBOLT DDT~!!!!!11111, while Alf gains his balance on top...and hits the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 COLE And that'll be it for this match! 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* BUFFER The winners of the match...the team of THHHHHHUNDERKID, RRRRRREJECT and ALFFFFFFFFFFFDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGG!!!!! COLE Well, a very unfortunate ending to this match, HUGE misunderstanding on the part of Bohemoth... COACH Wrong, Cole! This obviously answers our question, it looks like Bohemoth is the one in cahoots with the DA! COLE I'll believe it when I see it. Right now, let's go to break and we'll be back with more HeldDOWN~! COMMERCIAL

The Wall by Kansas hits, and Alfdogg makes his way through the curtains, followed by Thunderkid and Reject. COLE Big six-man match coming up next! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER The following is a six-man tag team contest, scheduled for one fall! Making their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 717 pounds...representing the Deadly Alliance...first, introducing the OAOAST World tag team champions, THUNDERKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID and RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJECT!!!!! *crowd boos* BUFFER Their tag team partner is the leader of the Deadly Alliance, and the REIGNING OAOAST United States champion...ALFDOGG!!!!! *crowd boos* COLE And this a small sample of what we'll see at November Reign in a Survivor Series-rules match, when the Deadly Alliance, the four currently representing the group, take on Brock's team of himself, Team Heyross, and a partner to be determined, which will be revealed at November Reign! Alf, TK, and Reject enter the ring and do their thing, as Shine by Collective Soul hits, and Team Heyross comes through the curtains to a nice ovation. COLE Two-time former tag team champions, Team Heyross, and listen to the fans! BUFFER Their opponents...at a combined weight of 775 pounds...introducing first...CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIN BENJAMIN...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRRRRRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! Team Heyross walks down the aisle, and stops at the ring area, waiting for their partner, but the camera suddenly cuts backstage, to find Sandman9000 being restrained by security, as Bohemoth shouts threats at him! COLE What is this? Bohemoth continues to shout at Sandman, then makes his way over to a bloodied Brock Ausstin, who is being tended to by EMTs. COACH Uh-oh... COLE Brock Ausstin bloodied and battered backstage, obviously by Sandman9000, thank goodness Bohemoth was there! COACH Now how do you know that, Cole? It could be a ploy! You know there's serious negotiations ongoing between Bo and the DA! COLE Come on! Team Heyross looks on in disbelief, as Josie Baker arrives on the scene. Bo pulls her aside and has a discussion, as the camera continues to focus on Brock. Bo then whispers something to Brock, before heading towards the ring. COLE Hey, wait a minute, Bo's on his way out here! COACH For what? COLE We'll find out after this commercial break! Folks, stay tuned! COMMERCIAL

OAOAST HeldDOWN is brought to you by COCAINE-ITS AWESOME! COACH Only Krista could start a hot new trend of invading houses of worship to make political statements. Bitch is crazy. COLE As damn well she ought to be whenever somebody makes hateful and totally unnecessary comments about her family like your boy did. He’s lucky Krista didn’t rip his balls off and feed them to him. tomorrow, only tomorrow tomorrow, only tomorrow Sajo see you tomorrow Sajo jon te i fe, Ousmane ko ka bi fe ka bi fe koniete ka le te sigi Sajo jon te i fe malienw The glorious and soul searing tenor of Salif Keita's Tomorrow join with even more glorious images of Abdullah Abir Nerdly speaking the message of the prophets to the citizens of various countries, as well as being flocked to by children and fawned over by women. HOUSE OF WORSHIP With your Inspirational Leader....Abdullah Abir Nerdly Solo on the journey Abdullah walks a yellow brick pattern carpet to his custom-built set, beaming. COACH What, no bevy of beauties? Boo! COLE Maybe they shamed him somehow. Not to suggest he committed a serious act of aggression or anything of the sort. ( at Cole’s PC description of an honor killing) COACH It sure as hell sounded that way. You showed your true colors, Cole. Hell, you probably think Abby’s a terrorist too. COLE Stained glass murals of himself and Theodore Moneymaker in the background, the Guiding Light of the OAOAST motions for the crowd to sit but they’d rather stand and boo. ABDULLAH ALLAHuiah, my children, for your humble Inspirational Leader has returned to the airwaves! Rejoice in the fact attempts to silence me have failed, just like the rebel fraction led by Zack Malibu will fail Sunday night, November 30 when they fall in defeat to the team captained by our Messiah and my guest this week. Accompanied by the Enterprise, praise be for THEODORE MONEYMAKER! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" YEOW! “Money Talks” by AC/DC plays the Enterprise to the stage, where Abdullah kneels before Moneymaker and kisses his diamond $ shaped ring, then greets every other member with a handshake and hug except for the Beverly Hills Blonds and Molly who he leaves hanging. MOLLY The BHB don’t share Molly’s disgust, shrugging off the diss since they don‘t particularly care for the man associated with their longtime nemesis anyhow. ABDULLAH Brother Moneymaker, it is both an honor and pleasure to have been granted your final one on one interview prior to November Reign, and on behalf of my legions of worshipers I wish you and your team the very best of luck. “BOO!” THEODORE Luck? My team won’t need any luck. Zack Malibu and his team on the other hand, they’ll need all the luck in the world! BWAHAHA! ABDULLAH Speaking of Brother Zachary, he’s apparently found himself another lamb to lead to the slaughter in our pal Krista Isadora Duncan. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" THEODORE Malibu could have Wonder Woman, Batman, Superman and Iron Man on his team and they still wouldn’t match-up to the group I’ve assembled, although I’m sure our partner would love to have a little one on one with the princess. ABDULLAH Why there’s only one red blooded real American I know that could satisfy a goddess such as Wonder Woman. Is he the man you speak of? THEODORE Why don’t we whip him out? BWAHAHA! I am a Real American Dick! Exploding on the face of every woman! I am Real American Dick! Suck on my balls, till I cum like Niagara falls! When I come crashing down and its throbbing deep inside I’ll leave you wetter than a flood tide I gotta bend you over that’s how I like to ride! I date a girl who whips my hide And my 12 inches is my greatest pride I am a Real American Dick! Exploding on the face of every woman! I am Real American Dick! Suck on my balls, till I cum like Niagara falls! “Womanizer” kicks in, and through a golden shower of pyro Mr. Dick and Malaysia emerge to a hostile reception, but a warm welcome from the E and Abdullah. ABDULLAH Behold the magnificent specimen before me and let us give praise to our Messiah for a most inspired selection! Brother Dick? MR. DICK And so Mr. Dick’s meteoric rise continues, just as he said it would. Unlike my dick which is always hard, my decision to accept Teddy’s offer wasn’t hard at all, especially once he threw in a mighty generous signing bonus to sweeten the pot. 72 hours and fewer virgins later, here I am next to my teammates. And in 10 days at November Reign there will be two less Duncan girls. First Malaysia will annihilate Jade Rodez in a California Street Fight to regain the Women‘s title, and then I’ll finish what I started last week on HeldDOWN~!…and that’s make Krista submit! History would’ve already been made had it not been for her bubble BUTT teenybopper daughter striking me with a steel chair. It won’t be that way this time around, Krista, because after Malaysia gets through making Jade her bitch she’ll be lucky to swing a chair, let alone walk. THEODORE ABDULLAH Brother Moneymaker, you three along could beat whoever Zack and Krista fill out the rest of their team with, but two more spots remain open on your side. THEODORE Until now, my friend. I’ve saved the best for last, though certainly not least. SIMON/NED THEODORE In addition to being crossover sensations, they’re arguably the greatest tag team in OAOAST history, having held the tag team championship on 3 separate occasions. Their willingness to buck the party line to maintain the principles they set for themselves, though frustrating at times, has earned them by admiaration. After all, like me, they’re from a country founded on standing up for what you believe in. Mavericks in every sense of the word, they will join me, Christian Wright and Mr. Dick in action on Sunday night, November 30. Ladies and gentlemen, the only rock n’ wrestling band that matters… THE HEAVENLY ROCKERS! BWAHAHAHA~! ABDULLAH SIMON/NED/MOLLY "HEY WAIT I GOT A NEW COMPLAINT!" Kurt Cobain’s vocals boom in the background as the Heavenly Rockers arrive upbeat on the set to a chorus of boos. ABDULLAH To borrow the phrase of a once popular televangelist... Brother Moneymaker, I looooove you! Moneymaker and Nerdly lead a group hug. The BHB nowhere near, which Moneymaker soon realizes. He signals them over with a nod, but Simon and Ned stand their ground. After being rebuffed a second time Moneymaker has enough. THEODORE Didn’t you guys see me calling you over, or did you go blind all of a sudden? SIMON/NED … THEODORE I’m talking to you two, goddamnit! Answer me! And Ned does with a MIDDLE FINGER, to Simon‘s horror. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" THEODORE * WHAP * Moneymaker SLAPS Blanchard! Simon quick to restrain his partner while V.I.C.E. guard the Enterprise CEO. THEODORE We’re not gonna make a circus out of this, Ned. You know the guidelines. We don’t air our dirty laundry out in the public. Unless of course you’re leaking secrets to a rival organization. NED What the hell’s that supposed to mean? THEODORE You damn well know what that means. Why else would you agree to a match put together by the Deadly Alliance? NED To move up the ladder because you sure as hell haven’t done shit with us for months. THEODORE That’s because you haven’t been worth shit in months! I get Mackenzie to book you in a #1 contenders match and you couldn’t win outright. Then we get you booked in a triple threat for the tag titles and you blow that too. Who do you think I am the U.S. government? You expect me to bail out a struggling property that hasn’t produced in years? You're lucky I haven't decided to cut my losses and start fresh. SIMON Let’s get one thing straight, Teddy: we’re nobody’s property. We didn’t become 3-time tag champs by pulling strings. You know how we became champions? The old fashion way. We earned it. Besides, how the hell do you expect us to sit around the campfire and sing kumbuyah with our sworn enemies? You don’t see W. and Osama chugging beer and roasting weenies in some cave, do you? SYNTH What’s the matter? Got sand in your vagina? MOLLY STFU. LOGAN Aren’t you the chick you slept with Leon Rodez, or was that one of your other whore sisters? NED Hey jackass, remember when I fucked your wife? LOGAN I was there, fool. COLE/COACH NED I know, you twisted bastard. And she told me that for a brother you have a small dick. HOLLY LOGAN Baby, did you tell him that? Holly shakes her head no. MR. DICK Alright ya bunch of pussies, quit it. As the big dick in town, I’m gonna use my load to put out this small fire. If you wanna bicker like a bunch of broads, do it on your own time not mine. I didn’t sign on with no team called the Drama Queens. I inked a deal to team with Mann, Abdul-Jabbar, Wright, and Moneymaker. To be part of the Cleveland Steamers. SIMON Cleveland Steamers? What the hell kind of name is that?! You don’t even have anybody from there on you team! MR. DICK No, but we’re gonna shit on everybody‘s favorite OAOAST superstars. THEODORE LOGAN Yeah, like you blond bitches just got shat on! SYNTH L-Man, answer moi this: What famous tourist attraction is located in Cleveland? LOGAN The Rock n’ Roll Hall of Fame. SYNTH Which is where the Heavenly Rockers will end up once their career is ovah! LOGAN Of course, of course. BHB's we mean no harm, we're gonna make sure as part of our induction you're given twenty percent of admission. Its the least we could do for you, after schooling you chumps in the art of wrestling, class, style and love so many times. Who knows if we'd have even made it this far and made it with so much cash in our pockets if it wasn't for your willingness to function as our personal punching bags. Your refusal to ever mount any offense against us and get beaten to a pulp many times has earned our gratitude. I wish every tag team in the OAOAST could be as good a loser as you guys have been over your career. THEODORE I guess it’s settled then. So Zack, Krista and whoever else you decide to be partners, I ask whatcha gonna do when the Cleveland Steamers take a shit all over you? BWAHAHA! Come on come on, lovin' for the money Come on come on, listen to the Money talk Come on come on, lovin' for the money Come on come on, listen to the Money talk The newly dubbed Cleveland Steamers pose together while Simon and Ned walk off in disgust. COLE The Cleveland Steamers? COACH Greatest name ever, Cole. COLE I don't know about that, but Theodore Moneymaker did indeed assemble an unbelievable collection of talent. Now we wait to see who Zack Malibu and Krista Isadora Duncan will tap as their partners. COACH One thing's for sure, they won't have as cool a name as the Cleveland Steamers. COLE We'll be back!

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