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THE VOICE Here to present the award for heel of the year.... BREAK THE WALLS DOWN The fans pop rightfully expecting Chris Jericho. But all they get is a smirking Spencer Reiger gliding onto the entrance stage. SPENCER REIGER Expecting someone else? You know, I don’t like this. I don’t like it one bit. Why am I presenting heel of the year? Do I look like a heel? Do I act like a heel? Nope, I act like the dopest dude on earth, and I look like my face oughta be on the cover of GQ everywhere. But, no, according to the Angle Awards committee I’m a bad guy, I kick babies down the street, I poison children’s milk. I helped nail up Christ! I know what it is! I’m better than everyone, and once you’re better than people they catch an inferiority complex and make up a bunch of lies about you. Spencer has an attitude. Spencer never talks to anyone besides Lorelei, and Collin. Spencer won’t sign autographs for kids. Well, I hate kids, and I don’t want to sign shit for your ugly fart-faced munchkins. So get you and your silly crack babies out my face. Man, do I hate kids. Well, whatever, lets see the heel of the year. ~HEEL OF THE YEAR~ Leon Rodez Reject Theodore Moneymaker Landon Maddix Mister Dick ~HEEL OF THE YEAR~ REIGER The winner is.....LEON RODEZ! "BOOOOOOOOOOO!" Leon approaches the podium with the fixed scowl on his face. He looks with disdain at the trophy left for him, picking it up as he glares out at the crowd. "LE - ON SUCKS!" "LE - ON SUCKS!" "LE - ON SUCKS!" "LE - ON SUCKS!" Leon continues to glare, in no hurry to make any sort of a speech. LEON Well... doesn't this just put the icing on the cake of the fall from grace? Waving the award around as he spits out those words, Leon looks around with contempt. LEON Just goes to show how fickle life can be. How fickle people can be. After all I've been put through, all I've had to put up with and deal with in this past year, now you all see fit to look down your noses at me. And why? Because last year, I finally decided that I wasn't going to sit back and take it anymore? That I was going to make other people suffer, the same way that I'm made to suffer everything day of my life? Looking at the award again Leon shakes his head. LEON You know, I used to really care about these things. What you people thought of me actually used to make a difference in my life. Well not anymore. As far as I'm concerned, this 'award' just goes to show how low you people are. And now, anytime I want to know just how little I care about you all... all I have to do is look at this. And think of the disgust you fill me with. ... You're welcome. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Leon walks off with the trophy, still scowling away as he lurches his way bitterly through the entrance doors.

“Living in America“ by James Brown cues and the All-American Boys proudly wave Old Glory down the aisle. BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from the Hearts of the American people, they fight for truth, justice and the American way… FREEDOM and LIBERTY… THE ALL-AMERICAN BOYS!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" The guys start up a USA chant, which gets silenced by the familiar music of their opponents. HEY WAIT I GOT A NEW COMPLAINT! Colonel Abdullah and Holly lead the Heavenly Rockers to the ring. BUFFER And their opponents, accompanied by HOLLY… COLONEL ABULLAH NERDLY presents the only rock n' wrestling band that matters... SYNTH ABDUL-JABBAR and LOGAN “MACHO MACHO” MANN… THE HEAVENLYYYYYYY ROCKERS!!! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” The Heavenly Rockers play to the crowd, then get ready to take care of business. COACH And there you see them, Cole, the team that’ll win the 2010 Anderson Cup, The Heavenly Rockers. COLE They guaranteed it on a recent edition of OAOAST Syndicated, along with some not-so-nice comments directed at the then-tag team champions, Team Heyross. * DINGDINGDING * Logan charges Freedom and beats him down, then clubs Liberty in the corner. COLE What a cheap shot! Freedom gets drilled by a back elbow, followed by a scoop slam. Logan heads up top, spreads his wings (arms) and flies, spiking his knee into the head of the All-American Boy! Synth receives the tag and delivers his patent SKY HOOK ELBOWDROP~!!! COACH Stick a fork in these guys, Cole. It’s over. Synth makes the cover as Logan dumps Liberty inside and gives him a PERCUSSION DDT! ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners… THE HEAVENLYYYYYYY ROCKERS! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” Coach handles the replay, and then we go back to the ring where Cole is with the Heavenly Rockers. COLE Another impressive victory for the Heavenly Rockers, who in 3 weeks face Citizen Soldiers in a first round Anderson Cup bout on HeldDOWN~! LOGAN They have as good a shot at beating us as the Jets do of winning the Super Bowl. SYNTH Slim to none! LOGAN & SYNTH ABDULLAH Forget about Citizen Soldiers, Brother Mikey. Let’s talk about Team Heyross. SYNTH Losers! ABDULLAH Who in their right mind would award them the Angle for Tag Team of the Year? COLE The OAOAST Galaxy. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" ABDULLAH Well that explains everything. They are not sound of the mind, body and spirit. How dare they snub the only rock ‘n wrestling band that matters. May a camel defecate in their bowl of cereal! LOGAN Most decorated tag team in OAOAST history, Cole? How bout most embarrassed? Not only did they lose the gold, they got eliminated first! And you know why? SYNTH Because they suck! ABDULLAH Praise be! The music cues and we go back to the award stage! THE VOICE Here to present the award for MANAGER OF THE YEAR....MORGAN NERDLY! Morgan timidly walks onto the stage, but perks up just a little when she hears the applause from the audience. MORGAN Um….hi. Hi, everyone. I don’t really have much to say. So, maybe they should just show the nominees. ~MANAGER OF THE YEAR~! Maya Duncan-Blanchard Jade Rodez-Duncan Molly Nerdly Queen Esther Megan Skye ~MANAGER OF THE YEAR~! MORGAN The winner is Maya Duncan-Blanchard. Maya rushes onto stage and gives Morgan a BIG hug. Morgan is somewhat shocked, but still manages to lightly pat Maya on the back. MAYA I did it! I did it! And I couldn't have done it without any of you guys in the stands. Give it up for yourselves! “YEAAAAAAA!” MAYA Yeaaaaaaa is right, you all are the best. Finally something else I can do better than my sister, long division, dressing, flirting with boys, cooking, cleaning, golfing, tennis, dancing, rock climbing, jumprope, Rock Band, Solitaire, gardening, poker…. COMMERCIAL BREAK MAYA Sewing, knitting, acting, skateboarding, snowboarding, skiing, jogging, multiplication, science, bird watching, and now managing! Thanks guys you’ve been great! Here’s to a D*LUX tag title run in 2010! THE VOICE Up next.....THE HEEL OF THE YEAR COMMERCIAL

THE VOICE Here to present the Angle Award for BROMANCE OF THE YEAR…..MAGGIE NERDLY! Maggie emerges from the sliding entrance doors wearing this number… MAGGIE What’s up ya’ll? Maggie Nerdly, It Girl, at the Angle Awards here to present tag team of the year. We’ve got a ton of great tag teams, except for Los Conquesitadors they kind of suck, but the others kick ass. And that’s why its so difficult to pick a tag team of the year. But they gotta pick someone, and we’re gonna find out who! ~BROMANCE OF THE YEAR~ The Heavenly Rockers Team Heyross LDC Moneygang Orange County Cobras D*LUX ~BROMANCE OF THE YEAR~ MAGGIE Your winner is…..TEAM HEYROSS!!!!!! "YEAAAAAAAA!" the fans scream as the former champions make their way onto the stage. BENJAMIN Bromance of the Year is a bit gay... (looks off-camera) ...no offense... LOS DIABLOS DE FUEGO BENJAMIN ...but we proudly accept the Angle Award for Tag Team of the Year. MOSS Although we start a new year without gold around our waists yet again, we plan on ending 2010 just like we did 2009 as your One & Only World tag team champions. Maggie leaves with the champions as the commotion from the victory dies down. THE VOICE Here to present the award for ENTERTAINING CHARACTER......CPA! CPA stalks onto stage, puffing on a fine cigar. CPA Entertaining character of the year (looks down at speech) Fuck naw, I ain’t sayin all that shit. (crumbles up speech). The nominees are… ~ENTERTAINING CHARACTER OF THE YEAR~ EVERYBODY! ~ENTERTAINING CHARACTER OF THE YEAR~ CPA The winner is….Queen Esther. CPA is indifferent to the victory. That is until Queen Esther rushes onto stage and kisses him on the lips! That improves the dour superstars disposition quite a bit. QUEEN ESTHER Oh my! I must confess this is a most unusual situation for myself to be in. I never won an award as a child, because of my mentally retarded brother would eat the metal. I was awarded wood chips for jobs well done, but they pale to this beautiful trophy! However, I am a bit confused by this “character” person. Its as if someone thinks I’m only playing a role. And while I do love a good drama, I assure you I am no character. I am just Queen Esther Elenore Endicott, friend of animals everywhere. But I will still humbly accept your award, and I wish you all a happy and merry new year! THE VOICE Coming up....MANAGER OF THE YEAR! COMMERCIAL

Alright so this show is a special presentation featuring the OAOAST Angle Awards 2010. Its basically being done with guest presenters for each award, but don't worry about that I'll write the guest announcing the winner and all that. Unless you really wanna know, then I'll tell you. The awards take place on the entrance stage as well. YOU BETTER SEND ME A SPEECH THIS YEAR, ALF!!!!!!!!!!!! Seeing that its a normal show we'll have some matches as well. High Stakes Match Mister Dick Vs Christian Wright-Winner gets number 30 in the lethal rumble, loser gets number 1

OAOAST Syndicated! ~NOTICE! This will not be your usual syndicated with jokes and interviews because I can't do all those, then turn around and do speeches and guest presenters for the Angle Awards coming up~ HOT NEWZ~! this week: the power struggle between Anglesault and Zack Malibu, including footage of their violent confrontation at the New Year’s Spectacular. Tony Brannigan conducted a podium with the Mardi Gras Hellfire Club about their upcoming first round Anderson Cup bout against the Orange County Cobras. Rico said the AC would be a “piece of pie” since he and Lucius never get picked off first, a not so subtle reference to their luck with the ladies. Lucius went on to recount “a time not too long ago” when they beat down Simon and Ned “like a couple hoes who wouldn’t pay up. They might be the top seed, but we’re gonna be the ones pumping our seeds in they ass because we’re gonna [bleep] them up again!” That comment prompted an immediate rebuttal from the Orange County Cobras. “You talk big for a man with a tiny brain, Soul, and another body part according to the ladies” Simon said. “But since we’re gonna be one and done, save us the hassle of traveling all the way to Oakland for HeldDOWN? Let’s kick-off the Anderson Cup right now!” The O.C. Cobras sprinted to the ring and removed their shirts, waving the MGHFC on inside. At first reluctant the adrenaline got the best of the MGHFC and they accepted the challenge. ***1st Round Anderson Cup Match: 1) Orange County Cobras vs. 8) Mardi Gras Hellfire Club*** All 4 men brawled in the ring to start the match. The O.C. Cobras took control of the bout following a miscue by the MGHFC and executed a number of double-team moves on Lucius Soul. But the tide turned in the MGHFC favor when Lucius reversed an Irish whip and Rico nailed Simon with a knee to the back. They’d dominate Simon over the next several minutes using every dirty trick in the book. It appeared the O.C. Cobras were on the verge of defeat when the MGHFC position Simon for their 3:10 to Hell double-team finisher, but Simon escaped Rico’s clutches and slammed Lucius onto Rico. Ned received the hot tag and ultimately the pin for his team after hitting the Slingshot Suplex on Rico. Winners: Orange County Cobras Maggie Nerdly shilled Anglepalooza from inside OAOAST master control. In addition to the World title Alfdogg/Reject and Lethal Rumble matches, it was announced the LDC Moneygang would defend their newly won OAO World tag team championship against The Can-Am Assassins. We then heard from the challengers in an interview Tony Brannigan conducted backstage following the New Year’s Spectacular. STRUTTER: “Spencer Reiger, CMJ, forgive me for not offering my congratulations. As you might imagine, I’m still bitter over how you won those belts. REALLY BITTER! You stole something very precious from us, the right to be called champions plus the fame and fortune that comes along with it. *laughs* But you’re not the only ones who can play dirty, so can we. I recommend you don’t bring your Sunday’s best January 31 at Anglepalooza. Likewise for your whore-- I mean manager, Lorelei DeCenzo. You won’t like the way you look if you interfere again, baby girl. I guarantee it.” ***MARV W/MEL and Melody VS BOSLEY W/CPA *** MARV controlled the early parts of the contest, after Bosley tried for several quick covers. The tide was turned however when MARV went for a spinrgboard dropkick and was spine bustered to the canvas. Bosley proceeded to work on MARV’s back, until the 420 superstar fought back with high flying attacks. The two traded blows back and forth with their respective partners and managers hanging on the edge of every attack. MARV seemed on his way to picking up the victory until Lindsay Gonzalez came down the entry ramp. She got into an argument with Melody that resulted in Melody being thrown into the ring steps! The referee became distracted by the attack, allowing CPA to enter the ring and nail MARV with The Gigaton Punch. Bosley made the cover for an easy three. Winner: Bosley, via pinfall

Oh ho ho ho, you're not getting off that easily. Noooooooope. I gotta a selection of matches for you to write, I'll think I'll PM them to you!

Do ya'll wanna have a show? Ideally I'd like to have it up by Tuesday

I forsee a problem! Don't you?

Oooooh yeaaaaaaah, brother, two shows up on time! Also is the font on alix's entrance music hard to read? Michael Buffer stands inside a purple spotlight as the arena around is dimmed. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is your mainevent for the night and it is for the United States championship! [color="purple"]"Oh (hey!), I've been travelin' on this road too long Just tryin' to find my way back home But the old me's dead and gone Dead and gone And oh (hey!), I've been travelin' on this road too long Just tryin' to find my way back home But the old me's dead and gone Dead and gone, dead and gone..."[/color] Boos and jeers emanate from the stands as “Dead and Gone” is replaced by the pulsating sound of “Numb”. Leon Rodez, the recipient of all this hatred, pushes his way through the silver entrance curtain at the heel tunnel. The Neon OAOAST sign flares purple and white, as Rodez pauses to look out disgusted at the Hershey audience. COLE Here is the Fallen Idol, or the Firestarter after what happened on Syndicated. BUFFER And now, introducing the participants. First, he is the challenger this evening. Hailing from Grand Rapids, Michigan... weighing in tonight at two hundred, eighteen and one quarter pounds. He is the former two-time OAOAST Heavyweight Champion of the world, "THE FALLEN IDOL"... LLLEEEEEOOOOOONN... RRRRRROOOOOOODDEEEEEEZZZZZZ!!! COLE This is a tale of revenge. Alix is looking for revenge over Krista’s arm being broken, her show being sabotaged and her set being lit aflame, and Leon is looking for revenge over all the wrongs he believes she caused him. In the middle of this hangs the United States Title. Slowly does Leon trek down the entrance stage. He pauses for a moment of reflection and thought, as the song erupts into a hardened chorus and the lights pulse with purple and white static. [color="purple"][b][i]"I'VE BECOME SO NUMB I CAN'T FEEL YOU THERE BECOME SO TIRED SO MUCH MORE AWARE! I'M BECOMING THIS ALL I WANT TO DO IS BE MORE LIKE ME AND BE LESS LIKE YOU!"[/b][/i][/color] Leon charges up the ring steps, but holds himself on the ring apron to [b]spit[/b] in the direction of the fans. As he enters the ring, he glares out at the booing crowd, regarding them with open hatred and ire. Cue: "David Guetta ft. Akon-Sexy Bitch [color="#FFC0CB"][font="Arial Black"]"She's nothing like a girl you've ever seen before Nothing you can compare to your neighbourhood hoe I'm tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful The way that booty movin I can't take no more Have to stop what i'm doin so I can pull up close I'm tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful"[/font][/color] A massive cheer flies from the stands as a Neon Lit bar named “Alix’s” slides onto the stage in front of the face’s tunnel. The patrons all look longingly at the beautiful body of Alix Maria Spezia that’s framed by the ultra sexy combo of white booty shorts and a faux fur white bikini. Alix’s dances for a short while, before accidently kicking one of the patrons in the face. Deciding that’s enough dance for the moment, Alix leaps off the bar. She blows a kiss into the camera and super imposed lips appear on the screen. COLE We heard earlier tonight that Chicks Over Dicks will be in the 2010 Anderson Cup, but Alix can not look past the two time world champion she faces tonight. That would be very unwise. COACH Have you ever known Alix to be wise? BUFFER And the opponent! Hailing from Los Angeles, California! She is your reigning and defending OAOAST UNITED STATES CHAMPION... AAALLLLLIIIIIXXXXXXXXX... MMMAAAAARRRRRRIIIAAAAAA... SSSSPPEEEEEZZZZZIIIIIIAAAAAAA!!!!! Leon stalks across the ring, his eyes narrowed, his fist clenched, and his mouth fixed into a snarl. Alix, on the other hand, is the model image of bubbly cheer as she skips down the entrance ramp. Her silver boa finds its way onto a very attractive blond in the front row. She then slides into the ring, and climbs to the top rope to flash the peace sign to her legion of admirers. DING DING DING COLE What a helluva main event we’re having here in Hershey! Alix can’t bear to part with her US Title, and waves it a fond farewell with promises of “Mommy will be back soon!” For his part, Leon looks around at the audience with hate filled eyes. His expression deepens into a fierce frown as he listens to them salute his former love. Unable to take much more of Alix’s games and the fans’ adulation for her, he charges across the ring in hopes of taking her by surprise. But Alix takes one final wave to her departed title and ends up smacking Leon in the face! “Oh! Oh wow, dude, I didn’t see you there. Gotta be careful!” She advises him as though she were talking to a preschooler. Such a degrading tone outrages Leon and he swipes at her with a spinning back fist. “Oooooh spinning! Wow, cool! Look I can do it to!” She comments then proceeds to do know less than six pirouettes. COLE Jivin JR always says this ain’t ballet, well in this case it is ballet! Not much for the classical arts, Rodez speeds to the ropes. “Oopsie poopsie, I dropped my contact.” Alix remarks and bends over right as Leon approaches her. He’s unable to halt his arrival. Thusly he accidently flings himself over Alix’s body and has an unfortunate landing inside the ring apron. “Wait a second, I don’t even wear contacts!” She exclaims. Forgetting her vision problems for the moment, Alix takes off to the opposite ropes. When she returns to Leon she springs forward and her perfect legs land right across his upper back. “Save a horse ride a cowboy!” She shouts to the cheering audience. Leon looks confused over the popular phrase, unable to determine how it relates to him. He quickly finds out the relationship though; Alix proceeds to “ride” his upper back, while smacking his backside! “I just charged Josh Matthews six bucks for this, so you’re getting my New Year’s discount because I love ya so much!” Irritated beyond words, Leon calls upon all his strength to push out the ropes. He rips his body back into the ring. Alix tumbles over, unprepared for the sudden shift of movement. When she gets her bearings and returns to her feet, Rodez begins plastering her with right hands. A nasty shot sends her tumbling against the ring ropes. They’re an unwelcoming host as they push the brunette beauty back toward her rival. Rodez winds up and connects with a vicious overhand right as she returns to him. The blows fells her and blurs her vision for the moment. This prevents her from mounting any defense as Leon drags her off the canvas. Wrenching her chocolate locks, he drags her to a corner and throws her face into the turnbuckle posts. Without giving her a second to breathe the surly superstar schleps her all the way down to another ring posts and throws her head directly into it. “Yuk! These turnbuckle covers taste terrible!” She complains loudly. Realizing that he hasn’t done any damage to Alix whatsoever, a frustrated Leon Rodez snap mares her to the ground. As soon as she touches the canavs, The Fallen Idol strikes her in the back with his boot. She lurches forward, face frozen in agony from the attack. “How did that taste?” He questions coolly. “LEON SUCKS! LEON SUCKS! LEON SUCKS!” Glaring back at those that bring him disparagement, Leon begins lifting Alix from the canvas. His focus on the crowd becomes his undoing as it allows Alix to surprise him with an elbow to the jaw. Leon staggers backwards, clutching onto his sore jaw. As he does this The US champion retreats to the ropes. But as she comes back to Leon, he recovers from his pain in time to elbow her in the face. Alix falls over instantly and grimaces from the pain that fires through her face. Rodez gives her no time to recover as he quickly pulls her off the canvas. His hands latch onto her booty shorts and with one mighty throw he tosses her beneath the bottom rope! Fortunatley for Alix the minute she touches down onto the ring mats, she performs a graceful roll and pops to her feet. “Awww yeah, who’s the man?” She asks the fans. “ALIX! ALIX! ALIX!” “Trick question! I’m a WOMAN!” Clearly annoyed with Alix’s escape from certain doom, Leon hurries himself through the ropes to get to the outside. But just as he leaves the ring, his opponent enters the ring. Forced to turn around and catch her, Leon grows all the more aggravated. His problems continue to build as Alix catches him with a 619 as he gets nearer the ropes. “YEAAAAAAAAA!” COLE Not a good start for Leon Rodez in this mainevent. He had control for a second and then got too caught up in his emotions by throwing Alix out the ring. While Leon attempts to make a painful rise from the mats, Alix climbs through the ropes to stand atop the ring apron. ALIX :headbang: Done with her one woman Headbangers Ball, Alix jumps backwards towards Leon and connects with a beautiful BUTT bump! Leon topples over to the canvas, knocked out by her powerful tush. Alix invites a nearby attractive woman to grab her fine ass, just to see how firm and strong her cheeks are. Well, at least that’s the excuse she uses to get the girl to feel up her ass. “ALIX! ALIX! ALIX!” the Hershey audience sings. Their adored heroine picks Leon off the canvas and attempts to send him into the barricade. But the Grand Rapids native avoids any disastrous impact with the barricade by reversing the hold and throwing Alix into it. The Princess of Los Angeles falls forward, her back hurting with a throbbing pain. COLE Alix was perhaps a bit too confident after that BUTT bump. COACH Confident AND horny. Leon yanks Alix away from the barricade to draw her closer to the ring. With one rough heave, he manages to shove her into the squared circle. Leon begins to follow after her, ducking beneath the third rope. But he leaves his head exposed, and Alix manages to connect with an upkick! This stuns Leon and he stumbles around finally tangling himself in the ring ropes. COLE This is not the kind of position you want to find yourself in during the match. COACH Word. Leon is a sitting duck. Leon is all to aware of his predicament and fights furiously to get out the ropes. While Leon engages in that futile battle, his opponent begins climbing atop the turnbuckles. Standing to her full 5’8 frame, Alix “attaches” fake aviator goggles and prepares for take off. “Runway clear! All systems go! Passengers in their seat! Its time to fly Air Alix! Wheeeeee!” Alix flies forward and extends her gorgeous legs to chop down Leon with a leg drop! Leon writhes on the mat in pain while the crowd cheers his miserey. Alix then hooks onto both his legs for a pinfall…. ONE! TWO! Leon throws his shoulder off the canvas, which greatly displeases the audience. Though still suffering the affects of the leg drop, Leon is able drag himself off the canvas. This does him little good, as Alix takes aim at his jaw with stiff forearms. Alix thinks him weakened by her attacks, and latches onto his arm to attempt an irish whip. But Leon calls upon his strength to reverse the hold, and Alix is launched towards the turnbuckles. Leon follows her at top speed, which causes him to have a nasty collision as Alix elevates herself into the air. Her legs fall atop Leon’s shoulders, giving her the opportunity to attempt a head scissors. But the normally speedy Latina acts just a bit to slow and is thrown over the ropes by her foe. Fortunately for her she easily comes down on her snow boots. The left boot the rockets upwards to catch Leon on the side of the head with a roundhouse kick. The Fallen Idol stumbles backwards, dazed by the sudden shot. Alix takes this moment to ascend to the top turnbuckle and wave happily to her US Title. That, however, was unwise as a recovered Leon shoves her off the turnbuckles! The audience recoils in horror as Alix falls from the top rope to land in a heap on the ring apron. COACH If she didn’t treat the US title like a damn Yorkshire terrirer, she wouldn’t have had that problem. COLE You do realize you’re asking her to be orthodox right? Staggering away, Leon can manage a small smirk at Alix’s misfortunes. He leans against the ropes, trying to regain his breath as Alix does the same in the ring apron. “ALIX! ALIX! ALIX!” the fans’ chant causes that tiny smirk to fade away. Leon notices Alix has returned to her feet on the ring apron. He simply can not permit her to regain her bouncy form. As such he makes a mad dash for the corner nearest her. Once there, his black boots take him to the top rope and he comes flying off with a dropkick! The missle attack crashes against the side of her head, and she’s flung from the ring apron to crash against the steel barricade. COLE Oh my! Is Alix okay? COACH Wave bye-bye to the US Title, while you’re out there, Alix. Hell, wave bye to the Anderson Cup to! Leon turns a ireful glare at the audience who blast him with furnace hot heat over his attack on Alix. He decides to ignore the annoying fans for a moment, as he takes himself outside the ring. Several quick strides carry him to Alix, who’s still rolling around in an effort to stop the pain. “Stop drop and roll. Stop drop and roll” She mumbles through gritted teeth. COACH That’s only if your on fire. Damn, she’s lucky she’s hot as hell, otherwise god would’ve weeded her out the gene pool long ago. Leon pulls Alix up by her tube top and momentarily lifts her onto his broad shoulders. Casting one more evil eye at the fans, he throws Alix forward and drops her chest against the steel barricade. Alix falls over backwards, wailing over the pain that’s been inflicted on her. The attack of Leon Rodez is unrelenting, as he throws her back into the ring with gruff force. Leon himself climbs the apron and takes a firm grip on the top rope. From there she slings himself into the ring, elongates his body and crushes Alix with a body splash! As Alix moans in agony, he hooks the leg for the pinfall…. ONE! TWO! Alix’s pulls her shoulder off the canvas. “YEAAAAAAAAAAA” Less pleasing to the sold out audience is the sight of Leon Rodez grabbing onto Alix’s legs. They murmur with an intense dread as they watch the Grand Rapids native begin to twist her into a Liontamer! COLE Oh no, oh no, Alix has never submitted to anything other than Krista’s whips and nipple clamps! And those will remain the only thing she’s submitted to as she pops the crowd by grabbing Leon into an inside cradle! ONE! TWO! Leon kicksout with mere seconds to spare. “THAT WAS 3! THAT WAS 3! THAT WAS 3!” COLE The Hershey OAOAST Marks letting their feelings be known here in our mainevent of the New Years Spectacular An enraged Leon leaps to his feet, while Alix struggles to get to her’s. Reaching for her hair he drags her off the canvas. With his hand now holding her arm, he whips her across the ring. She smacks into the corner posts with a loud thud. But that landing is the least of her worries as Leon chases her down. She gets her snow boot up in hopes of smacking him in the face. However, The Fallen Idol catches onto her shoe and shakes his head to mock for poor luck. Alix makes him pay for his cruel arrogance, however, with an enziguri! The audience pops huge, delighted to see Leon stumbling dizzied about the ring. While Leon tries to stable himself, Alix takes off to the ropes. She comes charging back, and sails through the skies with a cross body block! But this move only results in failure; Leon dropkicks her in the stomach and takes her out the air. She lands with tremendous force, and groans as white hot pain strikes her. COLE Alix has a pretty toned body, especially her stomach, but that attack had to do some damage. Leon hooks her right leg for a pinfall… ONE! TWO! Alix lifts her shoulder off the canvas. “YEAAAAAAA!” Leon sighs his displeasure as he stares with disgust at the champion. His hands find their way through the straps of her tube top and he guides her off the canvas. However, he can do no more than as Alix fights him a way several forearms. Leaving him dazed, The Princess of Los Angeles rushes to the ropes. They spew her back, and she leaps into the air for a side kick. However, Leon catches hold of her slender body and in one blazing fast motion he hurls her overhead with an Exploder Suplex! Alix hits the canvas with the force of a boulder, causing her vexing anguish. COLE Nobody uses that suplex quite like Leon Rodez. COACH Leon is master of a lot of holds. The dude executes everything so perfectly. Its why he's a two time world champion. Trying to find some rest for her now aching neck, Alix rolls beneath the nearby ropes to the apron. Rodez has zero intention of letting her have this recovery time and shoves the ref aside to reach her. He reaches through the ropes and snags her curled brown hair. Though she tries to fight back against his clutches he traps her inside a front facelock. Dragging Alix over the middle rope, Leon leaves her dangling with only her feet touching the ropes. There’s a moment’s pause for him to sneer at the booing audience before drilling her with the dreaded Downfall DDT! COLE Another Leon Rodez signature special. We need Alix to get back in the game. COACH Who is we? I’m enjoying this. Ain’t nothing ruinin a Young Stunner’s dreams like a fine ass bitch. We gotta let these hoes know we ain’t gonna play like that. Like my boy Chris Breezy did to Rhiana, let these hoes know what time it is. Alix lies motionless as Leon rolls her over for the cover… ONE! TWO! Alix makes a surprising kickout! “YEAAAAAAAA!” COLE What a show of resiliency and fierce determination from Alix. COACH Yeah, but there’s only so much she can take, especially from a devious cat like Leon. He’s gonna find a way to put her down. Leon travels across the ring with hands on hips, mouthing his disappointment in the count. Finally he sees an open as Alix makes an unsteady rise to her feet. He pounces on the champion and lifts her onto the turnbuckle with her front facing towards the sea of audience members. Leon then climbs up after her, attaching his hands to her thin waist. But as he starts to raise her up, the Hollywood Bad Girl begins firing elbows against his cheek. Enough of the strikes land unprotected that they force Leon off the ropes. He stumbles backwards, feeling the inside of his mouth to see if any teeth were loosened. On the turnbuckles Alix rises, ready to give him something far worse than a missing tooth. She flies forward, stretching her right leg out and catching Leon with a top rope fameasser! “YEAAAAAAAAA!” As the audience continues to cheer, Alix makes a run off the ropes. As she approaches Leon he throws out a haymaker. But she sidesteps the strike and continues her charge to the opposite ropes. Her snow boots carry her onto the third rope and she flips backwards to take Leon out with a moonsault press! The referee drops down to make the count… ONE! TWO! Leon pops out the pinfall. The crowd isn’t overly pleased to see that, and derides him with jeers. While he struggles towards his feet, the speedy Latina moves herself to the ropes. But as she rushes back to Leon, he plants his black boot in her midsection. Despite her firm and fit stomach the blow staggers Alix, which lets Leon take his own run to the ropes. Reaching Alix, he tumbles forward to catch her with a sunset flip! But Alix refuses to be drug backwards, and instead drops down onto Leon’s face! With her womanly parts resting on Leon’s face, Alix’s body vibrates with hot sensations. “Ooooh, I kinda like this. Hey, while you’re down there how about a little tongue action?” Leon denies that request and shoves Alix off him. “You’re no fun!” She whines. Both competitors reach their feet at the same moment. However, its Leon who scores first Irish whipping Alix across the ring into a corner. Rodez comes charging in after her, but his arrival meets with disaster; Alix uses a back elbow to ward him off. With Leon subdued for the moment, the Princess of Los Angeles leaps onto the second rope. As Leon nears her she jumps backwards to situate herself on his shoulders. The former world champion tries to shrug her off, but finds only utter failure as Alix begins to pull him down into a victory roll! But Leon fights through the pinfall and switches towards Alix’s front. There his hands lock around her legs, as he quests for the Liontamer! The fans urge Alix to battle back to avoid the deadly submission. Alix takes heed of their advice and uses her amazing leg strength to throw Leon off. COLE Leon might have made history there if he got Alix to submit, but like so many others he has failed in that quest. COACH Its just too difficult to keep a hold on her, she moves at the speed of light. She’s like a pinball. Proving Coach’s comment correct, Alix rushes into the ropes. Springing back at Leon, she jumps into a crossbody block. However, Leon catches her in his arms. Without little hesitation he whirls her through a nauseating ride before dropping her across his knee. As the champion howls in pain, her challenger grabs her legs for a pinfall… ONE! TWO! Alix pops her shoulder off the canvas, giving rise to a large cheer from the raucous audience. Less pleased is Leon who grumbles about his poor luck as he stomps around the ring. He falls into the ropes, sighing in frustration, and cursing at his ill fortunes. COLE Leon is starting to lose his cool and composure, something that happens to most people who face Alix. And the frustrating thing is millions of people around the world are watching you lose your composure. COACH I don’t think Leon cares much what the people think of him these days. Exercising his gripes, Leon walks towards Alix and punts her in the ribs. While the effects of that attack still hold strong on Alix, Leon lifts her against the corner. Face unprotected, Alix is forced to eat a brutal elbow strike from her foe. The audience derides The Fallen Idol for picking on Alix. The feeling is mutual for Rodez as he glares back at the fans he hates so harshly. Next he grabs Alix’s arm and throws the US champion across the ring. As she’s forced into a run to the corner, he carries himself to the ropes. When their paths cross, Leon grabs onto the back of her curled hair for a face crusher. However, Alix shoves him away and Leon smashes into the corner posts. “YEAAAAAAAAA!” Leon stumbles away from the ropes, groggy from the unexpected collision. Ally springboards off the ropes, and laces her wonderful legs around Leon’s shoulder. But The Fallen Idol makes a shocking recovery, and drags Alix to the canvas for the start of the Liontamer. The audience reacts with a deep hearted dread, as they’re forced to watch Leon begin to turn her over for his signature submission. At the fans’ urging Alix’s begins using her superior leg strength to shake Leon off. With one mighty surge of strength she succeeds in flinging Leon onto the second rope. “Alright, let’s party!” she screams as she rushes to the ring cables. At top speed she runs backwards, thinking she’ll be able to leap onto Leon’s back. But as she nears him, he springs to life and tackles her to the canvas with a double leg takedown. Not wishing to risk another comeback, Leon hurries her onto her stomach with the Liontamer! “BOOOOOOOOOO!” the audience jeers the predicament Leon’s put Alix in. Leon screams and howls, as he pours every bit of strength into stretching Alix out. Beneath him, Alix grits her teeth and tries to stomach the incredible agony. “ALIX! ALIX! ALIX!” COLE Is history about to be made? Could Leon be the first person to submit Alix? Even though Leon focuses all his power into snapping her bones, Alix begins making a slow crawl to the nearest ring ropes. As she nears by inches and inches, Leon suddenly becomes paranoid that she may defeat his hold. As such he starts to pull her back to the center of the ring. But this has the side effect of loosening his hold. This permits Alix to break her legs free. She uses this welcome freedom to pull Leon down to the canvas. Most normal wrestlers would hook the legs for a pin, but Alix is far from normal. That’s why she begins SPANKING Leon! “Bad monkey! Bad monkey! Bad monkey!” she shouts as her hands bounce off his rearend. Understandably annoyed with being treated like a child, Leon shoves Alix away. COACH Damn, dawg, you messed up there. You were living the dream of femdom fanatics everywhere! Alix rises to her feet a hair faster than her foe. As such she’s able to retreat towards the ropes. But when she comes back, a very angry Leon Rodez, flap jacks her into the air! She gets her hand up to protect herself, avoiding the full brutality of the move. Nonetheless The Fallen Idol hooks onto her bare legs for the pinfall…. ONE! TWO! Alix refuses to submit to defeat and lifts her shoulder off the canvas. The fans are overjoyed with that result and begin chanting her name, “ALIX! ALIX! ALIX!” Alix struggles through the pains of the flapjack. While she does this, her enemy stands upright and beams violent hatred from his eyes. He then comes forward and buries his black boots into her ribs with a basement dropkick. Alix doesn’t even have a moment to register the anguish before Leon is ripping her off the canvas striking her in the throat with semi-legal chops. He then irish whips the Hollywood Bad Girl into the ropes. When she returns, he flourishes forward with an elbow strike. But she slides through his legs to avoid it. She then pops up to her knees and BITES his derriere! COLE Yeowww! COACH Yeeeeeesssss! Leon rips his backside free of Alix’s fangs, but he can’t win his freedom from Alix, herself. The bubbly brunette leaps on the ropes, and then flies back to saw him in half with a spear! COLE Straight outta Compton! Alix covers Leon for a pinfall… CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! But Leon kicksout, momentarily deflating the audience. Their mood rises along with several other things, as Alix begins rubbing her hands inside her creamy tanned thighs. She guides her hands across her slender hips as they seducing the audience with a titillating swivel. She then bends over, and winks to the lusting audience. “YEAAAAAAA!” With Rodez ailing from the dangerous spear the Princess Of Los Angeles picks him up to irish whip him towards the corner. Her snowboots send her charging after him, but when she near him he throws up an elbow to shrug her away. Unfortunately, he remains glued to the posts in order to catch his breath. This becomes a problem when a recovered Alix strikes him in the back of the head with an enziguri! Leon falls against the ring ropes, before stumbling over in exhaustion and landing seated against the bottom posts. Alix backs up to the center of the ring and starts an inexplicable war dance before zooming at Leon. She leaps forward for the Youtube Moment (bronco buster), but Rodez rolls out the way. Alix has little trouble landing with her feet on the second rope. However, she looks less than thrilled with her foe. “Dude, you just passed up an opportunity to have a hot girl bounce her lovebox, and you moved out the way? Are you on drugs?! Because so am I!” Alix dismounts the ropes and begins getting into a slugfest with her former lover. Unable to stand Alix’s rapid fire jabs, Leon reaches forward and sucks her into a front facelock. He spits at the audience that who berates him with their catcalls. But is interaction with the crowd, takes his attention away from Alix and sexy Latina rips her head from his arms. She then grabs him into a sideheadlock in preperation for the Confession of a Kristaholic. But Leon gets a hold of her legs and wraps her up into a pinfall… ONE! TWO! Alix kicksout at the last possible second. She hurries to her feet, but finds herself trapped inside another front facelock. This time, Rodez wastes zero seconds in lifting her up for the dreaded brainbuster! However, Alix begins rifling her knees into Leon’s skull. As much as The Fallen Idol would like to hold onto Alix for the deadly move, her knees force him to let her go free. But as soon as she touches down on the ground, Rodez nails her in the leg with a basement dropkick! With Alix down on her knees, Leon whips around for the [b]One Hit Kill[/b]. COLE Oh no! A crisis is adverted once Alix catches his leg. COLE She blocked it! She blocked the one hit kill! She then throws it to the canvas to knock him off balance. As he teeters from side to side, her hands ensnare him in a side headlock. She the flips forward and twists his neck into the ground with the Confessions of a Kristaholic! “YEAAAAAAAAA!” the audience screams as they leap to their feet. The referee drops down to the canvas to make a pinfall… CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE! No! COLE I don’t believe it! “Oh poopie!” Alix exclaims then begs a pardon for her French. With Rodez still weary, Alix scrapes up Leon and settles him into a sideheadlock. She then calls for the Confessions of a Kristaholic, generating another large pop from the audience. But as she starts to turn Leon, he breaks free and immediately knees her in the stomach! Alix drops to her knees, hacking and wheezing from the vicious attack. A smile creeps onto Leon’s face as he realizes the position he’s trapped her in. He whirls around and smacks her in the face with his boot. Alix is flung backwards, and the audience shrieks in horror. COLE One Hit Kill! Leon drops onto Alix for the pinfall, and barks at the referee to count it…. ONE! TWO! THREE! Leon rolls off of Alix, and pumps both is fist in the air. He motions for the referee to hurry and give him his newly won title. BUT ALIX HAD HER FOOT ON THE ROPES! Fist balled, Leon staggers upright and begins throwing wild punches at Alix. She evades the good majority of punches, causing an irritated Leon to spin recklessly with a lariat. But Alix ducks the strike and winds up behind Leon. The Fallen Idol whirls to tag her with a punch, but Alix easily ducks the strike and drops him with a double leg takedown. As the sold out crowd roots her on, Alix starts to swing Leon over for the Liontamer. COLE What humiliation this would be! COACH Par for the course for Chicks Over Dicks. Leon spares himself considerable embarrassment, by yanking Alix down by her booty shorts and rolling her into a pinfall… ONE! TWO! THR-NOOOOO! “YEAAAAAAAAA!” Face flushed with fiery rage, Leon leaps to his feet. He waves Alix up and when she stands, he throws the US Champion into the corner. As soon she impacts with the posts, he darts towards her and launches himself with the SUPERMAN SPEAR! But Alix slides out the way, and Leon’s arm endures a gruesome collision with the ring posts. “AHHHH!” he hollers in indiscernible agony that’s cheered for by the crowd. COLE Leon missed with the superman spear! He missed! Leon stumbles away from the ropes, not even noticing Alix’s position. This costs him dearly as Alix grabs onto his badly injured arm and drags him to the canvas with an armbar! “YEAAAAAAAAAA!” COLE Could Alix be the one to submit Leon Rodez? Could Alix make history here with her first submission victory? The pain is excruciating and Leon can hardly keep himself from falling out. Alix wrenches and grinds on the arm, as Leon struggles to reach the ropes nearest him. He tries shifting his body closer to the cables, but nothing succeeds in gaining him his freedom. Without hope on the horizon, Leon is forced to submit! DING DING DING BUFFER Your winner and still OAOAST United States Champion….ALIX MARIA SPEZIA! COLE Alix retains, and can look forward to the 2010 Anderson Cup! The fans roar their approval, as Alix jumps to her feet. Her eyes go wide with joy as she’s presented her coveted and beloved US Title. The successful champion parades around the ring, happily hugging her title. Maya and Jade join her in ring, to celebrate her wonderful triumph. COLE A little revenge for the Duncan clan, wouldn’t you say? Leon breaks Krista’s arm and Alix nearly pulls his off his body! Folks, thank you for tuning into the New Years Spectacular, here’s to many more great OAOAST moments in 2010! [b]FADE OUT[/b]

I'm psychic! Or your psychic! One of us is psychic! I just told you in a PM to do this match!

Our scene is a Victorian style den inside a plush house of the same architecture theme. Wearing a double breasted suit and sitting within a comfortable read leather chair is Christian Wright. WRIGHT I begin this calendar year in a position most divergent from the one I began with the year prior. Nay, my lot at the incipence of 2009 was a most dreadful mire to be submerged into. It was as though I were a flagellated vessel foundered in the most unbefitting of oceans to a man with my indubitle acumen in the departments of physicality and mental strength. In the fickle feeble minds of the OAOAST staunch habitué, I was but a man forgotten, frozen in the sands of time. And yet the fates of the heavens took pity on my wayward journey and set me assail to an island of marked sublimity! In a mere matter of Christian calendar months, I underwent a radical transformation, shedding the shackles of human limitations, slaying the coating of failure I had been a hostage to, and being reborn as a God Child! Though their exist a trivial rebellion of misanthropist nonbelievers, modern 21st century man has conceded his subjugation to the higher power that is Christian Wright! As I take my distinguished athletic record into 2010, I turn pitying eyes to those who’s heart of hearts earnestly believed a God Child could be vanquished. Chris Stevens, Dr.Pigley, Shayne Brave….plebeians no more significant than an ant to a prideful lion! As we inaugurated 2010, I beseech you, dear fellows, find yourself to see me as your God Child as I commit myself to thine victory and thine glory. I shan’t render you disappointed.

Ideally I'd like to post it on Tuesday, but Wed. would also work

The view focus on our legendary ring announcer, Michael Buffer, who stands illuminated by a white spotlight as the rest of the arena is dimmed. BUFFER The following is a women’s title match conducted under anything goes rules… “YEAAAAAAAAA!” Now I’m that [color="#FF0000"]BITCH![/color] Now I’m that [color="#FF0000"]BITCH![/color] Now I’m that [color="#FF0000"]BITCH![/color] Now I’m that [color="#FF0000"]BITCH![/color] The video screens flare up with images of The Angel of Death at her meanest and most vulgar moments. [i]Another Body Murdered[/i] kicks in, its aggressive power providing accompaniment to Holly as she appears on stage. The Punk Bitch is dressed more conservatively than usual forgoing her plaid skirt for black work out pants, and her fishnet/bra combo for a long sleeved t-shirt with The Heavenly Rocker's logo etched on the front. COLE A different look for Holly heading into this title match? COACH It’s a strategic look, the pants and the t-shirt provide a thin layer of protection against Morgan. Holly throws her fists into the air, a defiant stance against the barrage of jeers she’s struck by. That fists remains held high, as The Angel Of Death, glides down the entrance. BUFFER Introducing the challenger, from Sin City, Nevada, she is a former Women's Champion, she is the Angel Of Death….HOOLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYY! COLE Holly, acting as an agent of Josie, has made many deplorable comments about Morgan, and I think she’s going to need a lot more than pants and a long sleeve shirt to protect her from the Tiny Terror of Edmonton. Upon reaching the ring, Holly warms herself for the epic showdown by bouncing back and forth on her combat boots. Her face holds a frown of disdain for the opponent that’s soon to come. The powerful symbols that mark the opening of [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhJ7b4WJ9Ok"]“This Is How I Disappear”[/url] ring out into the night. The audience rises to their feet, eagerly awaiting the dangerous girl soon to arrive. [i][color="#00BFFF"][b]GO! To un-explain the unforgivable, Drain all the blood and give the kids a show. By streetlight this dark night, A séance down below. There are things that I have done, You never should ever know! And without you is how I disappear, And live my life alone forever now. And without you is how I disappear, And live my life alone forever now[/b].[/color][/i] Bolts of electricity bomb both the faces' side of the stage and the heels' as well. The video screens in the arena display image of flickering electricity as blue lights shroud the venue. A final bolt of electricity rains down onto both’s stages. Through the leftover smoke on the face stage, comes the youthful champion Morgan Nerdly. Her belt lies around her thin waist, and her tiny frame is coverd by a pinsripped booty short romper. Morgan chews on hair in a bit of a nervous fit. Even though more than a few people cheer her, Morgan still regards the crowd with fear and protective hostility. BUFFER From Edmonton, Alberta, Canada... she THE OAOAST WOMEN'S CHAMPION!! Prepare for [i]SHOCK[/i] and awe from MMMOOOOOOORRRRRGGAAAAAAANN... NNEEEERRRRRDDLLLLLYYYYYYYY!!! COLE Morgan has been put through so much by Josie Baker and her chosen champion Holly. But her tonight carries a chance for revenge for the Tiny Terror of Edmonton. [i][color="#00BFFF"][b]Can you hear me cry out to you? Words I thought I'd choke on figure out. I'm really not so with you anymore. I'm just a ghost, So I can't hurt you anymore, So I can't hurt you anymore. And now, you wanna see how far down I can sink? Let me go, fuck! So, you can, well now so, you can I'm so far away from you. Well now so, you can[/b].[/color][/i] Morgan steps through the ring ropes, only to find Holly waiting for her, A long staredown, filled with bile and hatred, occurs between the two gorgeous performers. Morgan remains silent and stoic, while her foe is animated and boisterous in her insults. [color="#808080"]DING DING DING[/color] The bell turns Morgan into a lion unleashed upon a field of lambs; she slaps Holly across the face! “YEAAAAAAAAAA!” As joyful as the crowd is, Holly is completely enraged. Thus she swings a wild fist at her foe. But the tiny Nerdly ducks the attack, and promptly spears Holly to the ground. Anger overcomes Morgan and with blind fury does she assail Holly with punches. The Angel Of Death can only stand so much brutality, before she shoves Morgan away and retreats to the outside. Morgan quickly follows her to the ring floor. However, she lets Holly squirm on the blue ring mats while she begins digging beneath the ring apron. Her eyes light up with the glow of a radiant star when she pulls out a hockey stick! COLE The Hershey Bears of the AHL play here, and it could be time for a slap shot. The moment Holly gets to her feet, is the exact moment, Morgan wacks her upside the head with the blade of the stick! “OOOHHHHHHHHHH!” Amazingly, Holly fails to fall down. Instead she staggers around, eyes blurred, head aching. She’s soon taken off her combat boots by Morgan throwing her head first into the guardrail. COLE I think Holly thought because Morgan is so little, she’d be able to come out here and bully her. But Morgan is as tough and as dangerous as any [i]man[/i] in the OAOAST. Holly begins crawling away, reconsidering her drive to become women’s champion. Unfortunately for her, her escape route is blocked off by a trash can wielding Morgan. The vengeful Nerdly girl holds the weapon high into the skies, preparing to dent Holly’s skull with it. But, she delays too long on the strike and Holly is able to slug her in the stomach! The trash can rolls away as it falls from Morgan’s hands. Now Holly is able to grab onto her thick strands of blond hair and attempt to throw her into the steel stairs. But an attempt is all it is; Morgan wrestles her hair free of Holly and then chucks the angel of death into the ring posts. COACH Not the face, not the face! While Holly staggers in a half blind stupor, Morgan trots up the ring steps. She takes one remorseful look at Holly, before steeling her face in determination. Next she flips backwards, coming down on Holly’s thin body with a moonsault! The fans around the area, applaud and cheer at the carnage occurring in front of them. Morgan is first to her feet, looking sorry for what she has done. But that pity quickly gives way to blood lust, as she fetches a chair from beneath the ring. Panicked, and rightly so, Holly expends her energy crawling back into the ring. COLE I can’t tell if Morgan is enjoying this or hating this. COACH I can tell which one Holly is. Holly is pulling herself up with the aid of leaning against the turnbuckles. Her weary facial features put on a look of shock once her eyes see Morgan running with chair in front of her body at her. Holly calls back all her strength and immediately dives out the way. Unable to halt her charge, Morgan crashes chair first into ring posts. Holly is eager to take advantage of this moment’s weakness. However, her attempts to get a hold of Morgan are blocked when the little lady elbows her away. With Holly momentarily incapacitated, Morgan lifts herself onto the third rope. She then flies through the air with a cross body block. But unfortunately for her Holly swings a chair against her stomach! Morgan screams in a pain that only grows worse when Holly slams the chair against her knee. COACH We know Holly is enjoying this! COLE The sick and sadistic Punk Bitch, as she calls herself, could be looking to end Morgan’s career, not just her title run. After two more chair shots fall onto Morgan’s knee, Holly discards the weapon and makes a very casual cover. Referee Charles Robinson makes the call…. ONE! TWO! But Morgan fights through the pin. Displeased with that kickout, Holly buries her boot into Morgan’s neck. Morgan squeaks and wails in pure agony, as her opponent grinds the rough bottom of her boot into her neck. COLE This is too much! With a sharp smile twisting across her face, Holly leaves Morgan be and exits the ring. The Nerdly girl tries to get to her feet, using the ring ropes as Holly digs beneath the apron. The Punk Bitch manages to come up with a framed poster of Zack Malibu, and her smile grows all the wider. Laughing to herself, she rushes towards Morgan’s location. There she inflicts indescrible pain by smashing the poster over Morgan’s head. The champion falls back to the center of the ring, struggling to remain in a conscious world. Holly scampers back into the ring, and with an order to “count, jackass” she pins Morgan…. ONE! TWO! Morgan kicksout! Holly rips Morgan off the canvas by her golden hair, and marches the petite Nerdly girl to the corner. There, Holly throws her face into the turnbuckles. Clapping for herself, she steps towards the center of the ring. She then abruptly pulls a 180 and dashes at Morgan. But Tiny Terror terrorizes her with a spear attempt! Holly leap frogs the hold, narrowly avoiding distaster. Morgan hurries to her feet, trying to catch Holly from behind. But The Angel Of Death is a step quicker and cracks her skull with a roundhouse kick! Morgan falls back to the canvas, her face gone blank. Holly then hooks the legs for a pinfall… ONE! TWO! Morgan again finds the strength to kickout. COLE I think Holly is getting closer and closer to winning this title bout with each passing minute. Holly brings Morgan to her feet, and then roughly shoves her into the corner. With the smile of a school yard bully, Holly proceeds to rain down right hands upon Morgan’s face. COACH Not the face not the face! Apparently hearing Coach’s calls, Holly switches to simply choking the life from her foe. “That better?” the violent redhead calls back to Coach. COACH Much better, thank you. Holly rips away her hands from Morgan to admire her handiwork. She delights in seeing the Nerdly girl cough and gag as though someone had raked a knife across her neck. With Morgan barely in a condition to even set up, Holly freely leaves the ring. Once again her travels take beneath the apron, and her treasure this time is a table. COLE A table! What could Holly plan to do with that? COACH Serve us New Year’s dinner. What the hell do you think she’s gonna do with a table? As Holly sets up the table, Morgan begins a slow and painful rise to her feet. Once the table is properly positioned, Holly returns to the apron and batters her with punches. These blows weaken Morgan enough that Holly encounters zero resistance in hooking her into a front facelock. COACH Now you can see what she’s gonna do with the table. Holly starts to lift Morgan up off the canvas, thoroughly enjoying the pain that’s soon to come. But Morgan is blessed with a sudden surge of luck and begins throwing furious and fast punches. The shots land with so much force and accuracy, that Holly’s hold is broken and she’s forced to make a hasty retreat to recover. Morgan has little intention of providing her those needed moments. The tiniest of the Nerdlies runs the length of the ring. She departs with great momentum and spears Holly down to the blue mats! Fury burning over her face, she peels Holly from the ground. Her eyes catch the glimmer of the steel steps, and within mere seconds Holly is flung into them. COLE Morgan is starting to work her way back into this match. Could we be seeing a reversal of fortunes? Morgan begins chewing on her hair , nervously gazing at the frightening world around her. Hurried by her frenzied mind, Morgan goes all the way beneath the apron. The crowd pops as she slithers out with a [b]sledgehammer[/b]! COACH Woah! Mumbling to herself, Morgan stomps towards her fallen foe. As Holly begins to attempt a rise to her feet, Morgan shoves the deadly weapon into her stomach! Holly shrieks her misery, finding it hard to stand after such a powerful blow. The Punk Bitch slides back into the ring, where she lies prone on the mat and grimacing in pain. Left to her own devices, Morgan discards the sledgehammer to seek even deadlier tools beneath the ring. COACH A sledgehammer isn’t enough? Unless they got Molotov Cocktails hidden under there, you ain’t gonna find much badder than a sledgehammer. Morgan begins launching various tools of destruction into the ring. First comes a water cooler. Then comes a trashcan. Next is a crowbar. A bag of pucks follows. The finale is an electric switchboard. COACH What do they got a Sports Authority beneath the ring? Who puts that crap there? Is there some little dude being paid to put a bag of hockey pucks beneath the ring? Morgan enters the ring to find Holly back on her feet, but in a wounded condition. This is fine for Morgan who attires Holly’s upperbody in the trash can. The Punk Bitch stumbles aimlessly and fearful over what’s to come. Her fears are well founded, as Morgan grabs hold of the bag of pucks and smashes them against the trash can! As the echo of the clanging metal fills the air, Holly falls over to the canvas. Screaming in pain, Holly yanks her head out the crash can to see a world blurry and quickly dimming. COACH Naw! Naw! Hell Naw! How that little girl gonna lift a bag of pucks that weigh more than her, and swing that shit like “Casey At Bat”? Yet a fly balla like me can’t even get the ups to dunk on whiteboys during pickup basketball. That ain’t fair, God! You done a nigga wrong! Morgan sighs heavily, mentally exhausted from her rampage. She lays down across Holly for what she hopes will be a match winning pinfall… ONE! TWO! Holly brings her shoulders off the canavs, drawing surprised gasps from the Hershey audience. Morgan barely reacts to the missed pinfall. Instead she moves like a robot, coldly marching to the corner. She elevates herself onto the top rope and in turn the audience murmurs with anticipation. Morgan then channels her love, Leon Rodez, with a majestic 450 splash. But the beauty does not translate to the landing; Holly moves out the way and poor Morgan crashes into the canvas. Her hands immediately find her knees, the body part taking the worst of the impact. COLE I think most of the OAOAST Marks thought that could lead to a pinfall, but Holly surprised us all. COACH She’s a tough girl. You don’t get a nickname The Angel Of Death without being able to shut shit down. Snarling her fury, Holly rips Morgan off the ring mats. She tangles Morgan inside a front facelock, and then hooks onto her bare legs. A moment later, Holly is twisting to her side, and driving Morgan into the canvas with a twisting fisherman’s suplex. COLE That used to be called the Rodeo Driver, now its known as [b]The Mirage[/b], named after the Vegas hotel of the same name. Robinson drops to his knees to count the pinfall that results from The Mirage. ONE! TWO! A kickout by Morgan elicits an outraged call of distress from Holly. She puts her overflowing anger to good use, by throwing a barrage of punches into Morgan’s face. The referee pleads with her to avoid closed fists. It’s a request Holly oddly agrees to. But her capitulation is only because of her desire to climb the turnbuckles. Once perched at the highest point of the ring she performs the throat slashing gesture to numerous boos. But, Holly’s showboating costs her dearly, as Morgan is able to recover and get to her feet. Holly hasn’t a moment to react before a dropkick to the ropes crotches her. Dazed and injured, Holly teeters on the brink of falling from her mount. But Morgan keeps her aloft as she makes her own ascent to the top rope. A front facelock engulfs Holly, and within moments she’s being brought down to the canvas with a top rope ddt. The crowd marvels at the dangerous move, as Holly immediately begins clutching her sore skull. COLE That top rope ddt could’ve snapped Holly’s neck into pieces! Holly’s fresh wounds paralyze her for the moment. This works to Morgan’s advantage as she’s able to gather up a steel chair. The fans voices rise with excitement over whatever wicked manuveur Morgan has planned. Their cheers grow all the louder, as Holly begins a slow rise from the canvas. Morgan quickly loses her patience, and when Holly’s only halfway up she slams the steel chair into the side of her head. Such a powerful blows throws Holly through the middle rope and dumps her onto the ringside mats. There she curses in pain and disgust, barely able to stomach the agony that rips through her. Problematically, her troubles mount higher and higher as Morgan exits the ring. COACH Holly’s just laying low, playing possum out there. COLE Playing possum? She looks like roadkill possum after that chair shot! Morgan scoops up Holly by her t-shirt, and carefully places her onto the nearby table. The fans are abuzz, eager to see table assisted carnage. They watch from the edges of their seat, as Morgan begins a climb onto the ring apron. Their cheers grow even louder when Morgan takes position on the top turnbuckle. COLE She wouldn’t! COACH She wouldn’t? This girl has proven she’ll do almost [i]anything[/i] Expression escapes Morgan as she stares blankly down at her prone foe. Without any sense of remorse or concern for own safety, Morgan departs the turnbuckle with a swanton bomb! He tiny body crashes into Holly with enough force to split the table in two! The fans explode at the chaos and brutality Morgan has brought to the contest. COLE Swanton bomb through the table! You’re right Morgan will do anything! The recipient of a loud ovation, Morgan appears nervous and frightened at the crowd’s show of appreciation. She tries to calm her nerves by chewing on her hair, as she deposits Holly back into the ring. Grimacing from the painful after effects of her swanton, Morgan follows Holly back into the ring. Inside the squared circle, the exhausted champion attempts a pinfall…. ONE! TWO! Holly amazingly kicksout! That seems to have sapped her strength, and she’s powerless to stop Morgan from gathering a chair from the ring apron. Morgan hastily opens the chair and sets it within inches of Holly. The Punk Bitch’s grey eyes widen at the sight of it. Horrified, she battles past her exhaustion and raises herself up right. This does little to aid her situation though as Morgan promptly captures her into a standing fireman’s carry. The Hershey audience emits a mighty pop, as they know what move is to follow. However, Holly fights with animal ferocity to escape Morgan’s heavy clutches. Touching down her combat boots, Holly takes a frenzied swipe at the cute Nerdly girl. But Morgan ducks the blow and captures Holly into another standing fireman’s carry. This time there will be no last minute escapes; Morgan throws Holly over, landing her back first onto the unfolded steel chair! COLE Shock and Awe! While Holly screams out in agony, Morgan attempts a pivotal pinfall… ONE! TWO! THREE! COLE She’s done it! BUFFER Your winner and still OAOAST Women’s Champion….MORGAN NERDLY! COACH Message to the cats in the back, stay away from Josie because she is going to be pissed. Though dizzied and weakened, Morgan manages a rise to her feet. Her normally saddened facial features hold an alien emotion, that of satisfied relief. Her belt is handed to her, and she gazes at the sparkling gold with a faint hint of pride and joy. COLE Well, its good to see Morgan almost smiling. This has to be quite an accomplishment for the young champion. COACH But it was at Holly’s expense. I’d hate to be the dude that has to interview her for the post show web cast. That cat’s gonna get hit with the Hiroshima of F-Bombs.

OAOAST Syndicated! With JESSE VENTURA TONY SCHIAVONE LEAD CORESPONDENT TONY BRANNIGAN SIDEKICK MAYA DUNCAN-BLANCHARD AND HOST ALIX MARIA SPEZIA Brought to you by American Express Alix kicked things off with the usual monologue, “Today in the New York times a TV critic said the OAOAST makes no sense. OAOAST president Anglesault replied, rubber, tree, suitcase.” “A study showed that men are ten times as more likely to enjoy sex than women, to which I reply, no shit.” HOT NEWZ~! this week: the decision to turn the upcoming tag title match at the New Year’s Spectacular into a 3 Way Dance featuring Team Heyross ©, Can-Am Assassins and LDC Moneygang. Brief comments from all 3 teams followed, with Team Heyross being up for the challenge, the CAA looking forward to getting their hands around the tag titles and LDCMG necks, and the LDCMG again telling Team Heyross to have the belts ready for pickup. Back to the arena, where now three-time OAOAST World champion Alfdogg hit the ring to a rousing ovation. Alf grabs the mic, and opens with "just when I thought I was out...they pull me back in", getting a loud cheer from the crowd. He discussed holding the belt for a third time, and said that he's never been a mushy-type guy, but said that with all the great young talent that has come in during his time, he feels privileged that he is the man to lead the OAOAST into its second decade. He also noted that Zack Malibu was the only other man to hold the belt that many times. He said to Zack "if you're watching", to enter the Lethal Rumble match, because he would love to headline AngleMania against "The Franchise". At this point, Reject stormed to the ring, and said Alf wouldn't be making it that far, because he (Reject) was exercising his rematch clause. Alf said he had an open book for New Year's Spectacular, but Reject declined that date, noting that Alf had far more time to prepare for his title challenge. So Reject suggested AnglePalooza, noting that a main event slot at AngleMania would be on the line. Alf agreed to the match, and Reject added that there would be stipulations to the match, which would be revealed at a later date. Backstage we found Morgan Nerdly preparing for her upcoming tag team contest. Her partner, younger sister Maggie, tried to establish some sort of communication with the troubled teenager. But Morgan only shied away from Maggie, and responded with soft whispers. ***Holly and Lorelei Vs Papa Nerdly’s Little Girls (Maggie and Morgan)*** The tiniest tag team in the OAOAST, 5’1 Morgan and 5’3 Maggie, took on a brilliant combination of brains, beauty, and brawn. Maggie had trouble at the onset of the contest, but came back to fight valiantly against Holly. Morgan fared well as well, channeling her anger to pummel Holly with a violent flurry. But, Holly was eventually able to escape and tag in Lorelei. Maggie and Morgan took turns working over Lorelei, but never got close to a three count. A reversal of Maggie’s hammerlock ddt finisher, allowed Lorelei’s team to gain control of the contest. She and Holly trapped Maggie in their corner, and steadily beat her down. But an errant double team clothesline caused the two to knock each other out. This gave Maggie the chance to tag in Morgan, which pleased the fans. Despite her tiny size, Morgan provided a hellish challenge for Holly and Lori. Once Maggie recovered her strength, she as well became a problem for the two vile women. Frustrated and annoyed, Holly fetched a steel chair and used it to take out both Maggie and Morgan. Winner: Papa Nerdly’s Little Girls, via dq Joining Alix for an interview was the returned Lindsay Gonzalez. Lindsay explained that she had cleaned Popick out in a divorce and was living comfortably while he’s currently pan handling in south east DC. She stated her goal was to be a free, successful, independent woman, and most importantly of all OAOAST Women’s champion. Halfway through this spiel Maya and Alix both feel asleep. Fortunately for the audience, who was in danger of dozing off as well, Melody appeared. She held up her broken PS3 in trembling hands and asked what gave Lindsay the right to pick on people. Lindsay said she’s just better than Melody, and what matters to Melody is simply unimportant. This did not sit well with Mellow Yellow and she slapped Lindsay. Security came and broke up the two before a full blown fight could erupt. Lindsay promised she’d have her revenge on Melody. ONE & ONLY QUOTE OF THE WEEK ***Last Kings Of Scotland w/Queen Esther -VS- Panic! At The Disco*** A not exactly long-awaited rematch from last week's WDW 5th Anniversary Show saw Vinny Valentine and Biff Atlas get another shot at the Scottish hooligans. Eager to make up for that loss Biff hit the ring alone and was beaten on 2 on 1, until Vinny caught up to help him out. The brawl spilled around ringside until Biff and Danny Boy were deemed legal. The Scots worked over Biff, as Queen Esther applauded politely. Teeth gritted through the beating, Biff threatened to make a comeback a couple of times but was thwarted each time. Until, eventually, he caught Scottish Scott charging in the corner and threw him back out with an overhead belly to belly. Tag brought in Vinny V, who took the fight alone to The Scots for about 30 seconds, before running into a double spinebuster. LKOS set Vinny up for the finish, but Biff ran back in. Biff then proceeded to run wild, for about 30 seconds, before he too was cut off. And after a couple of corner avalanches and a double headbutt, Scottish Scott delivered a Jumping Piledriver and pinned Atlas. Winner: Last Kings Of Scotland, via pinfall After another decisive loss, Valentine was less then pleased with Biff. And after cutting him down for his "stupid tactics", Biff started to hang his head. Which is when Vinny made the mistake of starting to SLAP Biff across the head. The verbal berating and the insulting slaps eventually became too much for Biff to take. And to the delight of the crowd, he bellowed up, grabbed Vinny by the throat and lifted him off his feet!! Vinny was flailed around before being thrown to the ground, at which point he scurried from the ring with fear in his eyes. At first Biff seemed surprised at what he had done, before hearing the cheers of the crowd and warning Vinny that he had "awakened the sleeping giant!" Okay then. 2010 ANGLE AWARDS JANUARY 7th ONLY ON HeldDOWN~! A new segment called OAOAST's Got Talent hosted by Alix and with judges Maya, Molly, and Ned, was up next. Up first was Terry Taylor with a fire juggling routine. Everything went well for the former rooster, until Alix snuck up on him and yelled BOO! That’s when Terry dropped his fire sticks and caught his pants on fire. At that point Sandman Sims from Apollo fame came and booted the flame ridden rooster off stage. Ned quipped, “Now that’s how you cook chicken.” Next up on the talent show was good ol Tony Tourettes! His talent was reciting poetry. His poem of choice, where the sidewalk ends by Sheryl Silverstien. Some of his lines “There is a place where the sidewalk ends And before I SHOVE YOUR DUMBASS UP A DONKEY’S COCK the street begins, And there the grass grows soft and white, I’LL SEND A FAT BLACK WOMAN TO RAPE YOUR MIND And there the sun burns crimson bright, And there the moon-bird rests from WAKING UP TO A DEAD BUMS MORNING PISS!” All hope for salvaging the show was lost with the appearance of Leon Rodez. He said he had a similar talent to Terry Taylor, their both good at taking abuse from Chicks Over Dicks, and they both like to play with fire. “Only I don’t juggle it” He said, “I start it” As soon as that line left his lips, he sat fire to the set! He promised he’d burn Alix’s soul into nothing at NYS, just as she’s done to him. Fortunately the fire extinguishers came a lot faster than they did for poor Terry. Tony Brannigan conducted a podium interview with the Heavenly Rockers who hyped their participation in the 2010 Anderson Cup, vowing to become the first two-time winners of the tournament "and show Team Heyross who really is the most decorated tag team in OAOAST history." Synth proceed to rundown the Heavenly Rockers' list of accomplishments -- title reigns, the # of chicks they've banged and amount of records they've sold. Colonel Abdullah Nerdly concluded the interview with a hearty "Praise be!" ***Baron Windells Vs Spencer Reiger W/Lorelei*** A rematch of a contest that occurred several weeks back was our mainevent for the show. Baron came out the gate swinging, which caused Reiger to escape from the ring numerous times. Each time he reentered he was thrown under heavy fire from The Lonestar Gunslinger. A dastardly eye rake seem to change Reiger’s fortunes, and he was able to slow down the high speed assault of BW. New York’s finest nearly gained a pinfall with the New York Knockout (running inverted bulldog). After that Reiger focused on targeting BW’s neck. Reiger resorted to dirty tricks to wear down BW, including choking him on the ropes, and standing on his neck. The crowd got behind The Lonestar Gunslinger, and he used that as motivation to fight back against SR. The two traded shots with Spencer Reiger coming up with the short end of the stick. After wearing Spencer down, BW attempted to hit the Brigham Young Cocktail (leaping DDT), but Reiger countered with a low blow. That permitted him to hit the Reiger Counter (pedigree) , but the referee was distracted by an argument at ringside betweem Lorelei and Felix Strutter! This would’ve gotten more attention from Reiger, but he was occupied by being spiked into the canvas with the Brigham Young Cocktail. Windells pinned him for the 3 with Felix Strutter laughing all the way up the ramp. Winner: Baron Windells, via pinfall.

Premier of The OAOAST's Got Talent! Ummm Holly and Lorelei Vs Papa Nerdly's little girls (Morgan and Maggie)

2 is good enough for me, Syndicated it is!

Ya'll niggas scared of a Nerdly Spectacular, that's it.

And so begins the new era of the OAOAST! 1 vote for syndicated! Do I hear 2 votes? Do I hear a vote against syndicated? Edit: And I already have my NYS matches done! I challenge you to do the same!

WHOO-HOOO THE SHOW WENT UP ON TIME! DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES??! Nice graphics by KC, simple, straight forward and very good. I must be the only one who thought Jivin JR was supposed to be this comedic weirdo Maaaaaan, I thought SR was gonna win, Tony stays jobbing out my dudes. Quality match, tho. I really liked Black's promo before the contest. Really strong. And the match was pretty strong also. Gruesome ending to the Heartland Title match. I thought for sure Sandy would take home the gold, but once again I was wrong Enjoyable read , none the less. Nice solid tag title match. The fatties looked pretty good here, respect to 149 for making them look strong against such a good tag team. The Moneygang continues their rampage on the OAOAST tag division. What a sneaky devious two dudes they are. :o That was an unexpected finish! Lots of drama near the end. I wonder how the MD miscues will play out over the next few week. lol Vinny Valentine is directly responsible for Reject's loss. Could we see Reject Vs V-Squared one day?

Eh nothing really happened per se, we're still gonna go but I've just been lazy about moving all the shows over to there. So you've reminded me that I better get on that. Now back to the Nerdlies! Who's with me??? If you oppose me, I'll send you down a flight of stairs like your name was Ron Artest :(

Hell yeah! That's a great idea, The Nerdly Spectacular must live! Who amongst you is brave enough to conquer this new frontier with me?! Who?! And while I have your attention do you all want to do a syndicated next week or just focus on NYS?

We’re taken to a little corner of the backstage area where a PS3 rests next to a 52 inch television. On the walls are posters of various OAOAST Videogames throughout the year. The area is devoid of life. That is until [IMG=http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/Portfree/cd08bbe0.jpg] [b]Melody Nerdly[/b] jogs onto screen. MELODY Hello, hello, hello! Whew! (pant), I (pant) just got done (pant) with a marathon run of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 and I am beat. Whew! I slaughtered some lame noobs with only a hunting knife. I stood there in front of them for ten seconds and they barely touched me. I’ve got a gift from the Xbox Live gods. I guess I’m getting side tracked. You can read about my Modern Warefare 2 exploits on my blog. For now, we’ve got No Homo pictures and profiles coming at you! [b]KRISTA ISADORA DUNCAN[/b] [IMG=http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/Portfree/6bc7cc05.jpg] [IMG=http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/Portfree/1bb4e49c.jpg] [IMG=http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/Portfree/fe73a535.jpg] ~~~~~~~~ [b]KRISTA ISADORA DUNCAN[/b] [b]Overall[/b]: 97 [b]Abilities[/b]: Move thief, taunt thief, seduce, humiliate, durability, invincible rampage, kip up, fan favorite, outside dive MELODY Even hotter in a videogame than she is in real life! Don’t try to beat her though, if you do your system shuts down, and these OAOAST lawyers come and confiscate it! [b]LOGAN MANN[/b] [IMG=http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/Portfree/eb16f294.jpg] [IMG=http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/Portfree/21187d47.jpg] [IMG=http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/Portfree/2569f928.jpg] ~~~~~~ [b]LOGAN MANN[/b] [b]Overall[/b]: 86 [b]Abilities[/b]: Kip up, hammer throw, Strong strike MELODY Grrrrrrrrr, Logan Mann. I’ll have fun powerbombing him in the all new tables match. Or maybe lighting bushy hair on fire in the inferno match. If only he was in Star Wars Unleashed I could chop his hand off with a light sabre. You’re not my faaaaaaaather!!!!!! This is a WDW show, and because of that we’ve got sneak peeks at Jumbo, and Chris Stevens who’s available to purchase for $2.99 on PSN and Xbox Live. [b]CHRIS STEVENS VS JUMBO[/b] [IMG=http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/Portfree/a1566c5a.jpg] [IMG=http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/Portfree/508ee1e1.jpg] ZZZZZIP! Suddenly the screen goes black and the PS3 shuts down MELODY Oh great, a power failure. Why couldn’t I have this problem when I was on the elevator with Spencer Reiger? We could’ve traded Pokemon, said funny quotes from Monty Python…. Interrupting Melody’s geekdom fantasies is the famillar but rarely seen face of [b]Lindsay Gonzales[/b]. Melody looks confused, neither recognizing who she is nor knowing why she interrupted her game. LINDSAY It wasn’t a power outage. All the other lights would’ve gone off to. For a nerd you sure are dumb. MELODY Who are you? LINDSAY :huh: Who…who…who…am…I? Was that your question? MELODY Yeah, you kind of look familiar. LINDSAY Of course I do, I’m Lindsay Gonzalez! MELODY The name sounds familiar…. LINDSAY I led the Lightening Crew to greatness! I was the woman behind the success of those idiots! I dated PRL and married Popick! MELODY Jesus, you married Popick. Why don’t you marry Magneto if you want to marry a major d-bag. Why’d you unplug my game anyway? I was about to romance Spencer Reiger in my created story. But, you ruined it! LINDSAY I unplugged it to make a statement. MELODY That you want to corrupt my save data? You can’t turn off a PS3 when the HDD light is flashing! Everyone knows that to be a fact. LINDSAY I don’t care about you or your stupid games! I came back for the OAOAST Women’s Title. I cleaned Popick out in the divorce and put that loser on the streets for good. I’ve got plenty off money and plenty of things off his money, but what I want the most I can’t buy. I want the women’s title to complete my collection of expensive hard to find accessories. It’d make the perfect conversation piece. MELODY Then don’t bother me, go to Morgan she’s the champ. Lindsay scowls at Melody’s disrespectful tone. Unable and unwilling to continue the argument, Lindsay simply shoves the PS3 onto the floor, breaking it into pieces. MELODY My system! My PS3! LINDSAY Like I said, I’m making a statement. Lindsay leaves Melody to mourn the loss of her favorite piece of videogame hardware.

United States Title Alix Maria Spezia Vs Leon Rodez

Aight remember there isn't any HD~! this week. Only the WDW show and this Syndicated. So if you want to build to NYS, this is the show to do it on.

OAOAST Syndicated! With JESSE VENTURA TONY SCHIAVONE LEAD CORESPONDENT TONY BRANNIGAN SIDEKICK MAYA DUNCAN-BLANCHARD AND HOST ALIX MARIA SPEZIA Brought to you by American Express Alix started off the show with her usual monologue, bantering back and forth with sidekick Maya Duncan Blanchard. The highlight joke was “Congress is planning on saving 40 billions dollars from terminating unnecessary contracts. When asked what congress should do with the 40 billion, Senator John McCain responded ‘Build a time machine so I can go back to 2008 and kill Sarah Palin” However the joking mood was stifled when Leon Rodez appeared on set. Absent Morgan, he stood on his own as he lamented his own lost show The Love Shack. He mentioned that's where he and Alix fell in love, but in the long run she left him for Krista. He felt as though he'd been strung along and mislead by Alix. The Princess of Los Angeles contested that statement, saying he ruined the relationship by chosing the 24/7 title over her. However, Alix was glad he did so as it allowed her to move onto Krista, whom she loved for years. Alix remarked that Leon is as selfish now as he was then, and he'll probably break Morgan's heart with his cruel self adsorbed attitude. The Fallen Idol ignored the accusation and complained about the fact that Alix would be spending Christmas with her loved ones, whereas he'd be dining on a TV dinner alone in his living room. Leon promised he'd gain retribution for the things she and Krista have done to him, and that revenge would be the greatest holiday gift he could ever get. ***VICE Vs Panic! At the Disco/W Tony Tourettes*** A Santa Claus dressed Tony Tourettes handed out Christmas presents as a kind gesture towards the OAOAST Marks. Less kind was Bosley, who ripped the presents out of people’s hands and laughed as he stomped them into the ground Vinny looked sharp in the opening against Bosley, out wrestling the former New York police officer. This gave Bosley a severe case of roid rage and he attempted to unload his fury on Valentine. But Vinny was able to ride out the storm and pick up some nice near falls. Biff came in and carried on V-Squared’s good work. Several high impact holds nearly won his team the contest. However, when CPA got the tag the fortunes of PATD begin to sink. The former boxer’s powerful punches did a number on Vinny, settling him a good distance from his partner. Bosley and CPA took turns beating on Valentine and the outcome appeared bleak for The Disco Duck. But Vinny fought back against both members of VICE. However, on his way to make the hot tag, his partner was yanked off the apron by All The Queen’s Men! The referee rung the bell as the four hooligans dragged poor Biff to the back. Winner: Panic! At The Disco, via DQ Alix and Maya’s guest for the week was none other than Kris Kringle, Santa Claus! The jolly old man brought presents for the two girls, even though he accused both of them of being very naughty. Maya claimed she was well within her rights to clock Kathy LeBarron at school for insisting Joe Jonas was hotter than Zac Effron. Alix said when she’s naughty, Krista spanks her for nearly a half an hour because she’s too drunk to hear Alix screaming the safe word. Santa said he had gifts for the OAOAST talent as well. Maya wondered if his bag had a personality for Ken Pantera, and Alix thought it should have “A reason for Rico De Janerio to exist” ONE & ONLY QUOTE OF THE WEEK ***One & Only World Tag Team Championship: Team Heyross © d. Los Diablos de Fuego*** 6 minutes of nonstop action saw the champs retain after hitting the Super Rocker Dropper on Mariachi. After the bout Tony Brannigan conducted a podium interview with Team Heyross. Brannigan mentioned the Can-Am Assassins were forced to back out of the upcoming tag title match at WDW Seasons Beatings due to a knee injury Ken Pantera suffered at the hand of the LDC Moneygang last week on HeldDOWN~! It was also noted WDW event organizers and OAOAST officials agreed to name a replacement team, but before the announcement could be made the LDC Moneygang arrived on the set. Spencer Reiger: “Spoiler alert, boys and girls. So if you don’t want to know who the replacement team is until Brannigan officially announces it, I suggest you cover your ears and mute your televisions. Now that you’ve done that, allow me to let the cat out of the bag. It’s us! That’s right. We’re the second ranked team in the tag division, and with the very unfortunate news of Ken's injury, that shoots us up to the top spot! So do us a favor and shine those belts real nice for us. We‘ll pick them up at Seasons Beatings.” The LDC Moneygang’s jaws dropped when Brannigan revealed Deuce Deuce Bigelow and Jumbo were getting the title shot at Seasons Beatings, not them. Brannigan: “It’s a WDW event and they competed in WDW. Although I was informed you, Spencer Reiger, will be in action at Seasons Beatings against Felix Strutter in a special challenge match!” Reiger: “Tell Josie she’s out of her mind. I’m not wrestling at a WDW event. Their fans are animals!” The interview concluded with Team Heyross never saying a word and directly to our next match. ***Deuce Deuce Bigelow & Jumbo Vs. Los Conquistadors*** How do you spell victory? S-Q-U-A-S-H. Funky Cold Medina followed by the XL Splash too much for the voodoo practitioners to handle. The road to AngleMania begins. ANGLEPALOOZA Live from New York Sunday night, January 31 Only on Pay-Per-View Backsatge Josh Matthews was supposed to get an interview with The Last Kings Of Scotland. However, when he approached the interview area he found no sign of the European hooligans. Instead all he found was an open door leading to the outside area. Curious as to where this door would take him, Josh quickly went through it. Once outside he saw the astonishing sight of Biff Atlas five feet off the ground and tied to a light post by Christmas lights. At that point, Danny Boy, Scottish Scott, Rico, and Lucius Soul stepped forward to claim credit for their handiwork. Rico bragged about their new environmental friendly version of a Christmas tree. Scott told Josh they did it to prove a point, that messing with any of the queen’s men could be a dangerous proposition. Danny Boy nodded his agreement, and said he’s in a holiday mood. That meant he was also in a mood to give gifts. He offered Biff the gift of being able to back out their match at WDW: Seasons Beatings. But Biff refused to give up, and spit in Danny’s direction. This led to Biff being knocked out by Scott’s spiked club. Danny Boy promised Biff would be treated even worse at Season’s Beatings. “Eat Like The Superstars” returned to the screen with Maggie and Morgan showing OAOAST Marks fans and Alix how to make a delicious Christmas cake just like Mama Nerdly. Morgan didn’t seem to keen on cooking, remembering back to days Abdullah used to shove the cake into her socks as a practical joke. Maggie was much more thrilled to cook, until her brothers, MARV AND MEL, on a munchie rampage, invaded the set. The two wanted to put their special “green” spice into the mix. Maggie would have none of it, however. A tug of war ensued between her and MARV until the cake flew out of their hands and atop Morgan’s head! Morgan was understandably annoyed, but was then mystified as Alix grabbed a fork and began eating off her head! Josie Baker made her way out to the ring for a special announcement, calling Reject and Alfdogg out to the ring, as well. Josie attempts to make her announcement, but is continually interrupted by Alf and Reject sniping at each other. Josie noted that maybe she couldn't keep them under control, but the special referee she had appointed could do so. This got both men's undivided attention, as she noted that since this was a WDW reunion show, it was only fitting that she got someone with WDW history, and then proceeded to bring out none other than CWM! Reject frantically protested this decision, while Alf, in deep thought, simply stared at CWM as he came down the aisle. CWM returned the stare from across the ring as he entered, then stared at Reject, who is fuming with anger. He shook hands with Josie Baker, then got on the mic and promised that the match would be officiated fairly before departing. HOT NEWZ this week: the upcoming OAOAST New Year’s Spectacular and Anderson Cup, with the announcement All the Queen’s Men (Last Kings of Scotland & Mardi Gras Hellfire Club) and the Heavenly Rockers have joined the Orange County Cobras, LDC Moneygang and a mystery team in next year’s cup. The final two spots and finalized pairings to be revealed at the NYS. (That's Scottish Scott btw) damn neegas dudes need to book something ***Landon Maddix w/Megan Skye -VS- Tyler Bryant w/Jade Rodez-Duncan and Maya Blanchard-Duncan*** Singles action for Tyler, against a former OAOAST World Champion. Tyler didn't let reputations intimidate him though and took the fight to Maddix early on, forcing the half-Spaniard to bail from the ring to try and keep the pace slowed down. After the third bailout, Tyler had had enough. Unfortunately, his decision to chase Landon around the ring was unwise and he fell right into Landon's trap. With the advantage, Landon slowly picked apart Tyler, cutting him off with a well-placed kick any time Tyler started to fight back. Landon started to enjoy himself too much though. And after taking an eternity over a second rope dropkick, he was caught and slingshot back into the turnbuckles! With the Duncan girls cheering him on Tyler ran wild, looking like he might upset the former World Champion. A top rope clothesline brought 2, a shining enziguri an even closer 2. Tyler went for the TKO, but Landon slipped out and almost won with a sitout sliced bread. Calling for the GTS, Landon was slipped out on though, Tyler rolling him up for 2. Just as things were looking good for Tyler though he took too long climbing the ropes and with his legs being swept, landing stomach first on the top turnbuckle. Landon took advantage, lifting him off to hit the Go 2 Sleep and get the pinfall victory. Winner: Landon Maddix, via pinfall MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE OAOAST