Patty O'Green

I think the the theme song for HeldDOWN should be "Tiny Dancer" by Elton John. Seriously.

3 stages of hell match Kiss my ass match Evening gown match

Will HeldDOWN have someone in a commissioner type role?

I like this Zack Attack. Push Dream Machines, indeed!

If you liked the skit, you'll love the match I wrote for the upcoming IZ. Sadly, It doesn't feature any cross-dressing. but from where I sit, it does a good job of advancing our feud.

SS, who writes in the commentary? You or the person who writes the match?

no, what? No, you won't be making a lot of money? In that case I retract my marriage proposal! I only whore myself out to people with money!

Why don't you just get caller ID. I have it and I haven't talked to a telemarketer in three years.

Congrats. When you get out of grad school you'll probably get a decent paying job. Meaning you'll have money. Meaning we should get married! I'm not gay so I won't have sex with you but you can still buy me expensive stuff.

That's fine, I'll start writing it. I guess which ever team is going to win the blow off match at Anglemania should lose this match.

Excuse me? When did that happen?

So do they win the match then?

So are we definitely gonna do BPP and the BK3 Vs Dream Machines?

None that I could think of. Except for the fact that there's three of us and two of them so he wants to even out the odds. It could start off as a hadicap match and BPP could wander down to the ring to team up with the BK3.

NOOOOOOOOOOO! Do the match! I'll even write it. I'm lazy and I need more time on the skit to make it not suck.

I didn't know we had match until five minutes ago.

I was going to write a skit where the Dream Machines go to a rave to beat up the Boogie Knights. But if we're going to have a match instead, I can just hold off the skit until next week.

Much like Jeff Hardy I find myself to be mega-conflicted! I like longer matches so I'd like to be on IZ but my character is goofy so I'd fit in better on HeldDoWn. Oh well, my tag team partners are on HD so I guess I don't have much of a choice.

Is the only difference between Heldown and IZ the longer matches?

Not a bad idea. If we do the split what happens when someone new joins? Would they automatically join HD? Wouldn't HD get a little over crowded then? Or would we take Plex's suggestion and run the storyline where the two brands fight over the new guy?

I really like Angle-Plex's setup. However I think the two shows should be a little different, if only so that they both have something unique about them. Would you really need alternating number one contenders? What if the champion is having a hot feud with a guy on IZ? Why should that be killed off just so a guy on HD can get a shot?

If you did do the roster split would you ever have inter-brand matches?

I like the idea of a roster split. But I guess it doesn't matter if you're going with BPP and Superstar's plan.

Wrestler's Name: Shattered Dreams Wrestler's Alignment: Heel Wrestler's Stable Affiliations: Dream Machines Wrestler's Current Feuds: BK3

Then my lazy ass needs to start writing it. I'm scared. (whimper) Don't worry you guys get away unharmed