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Honestly I had a hard time finding his matches online to research for writing the match, but you can try file sharing programs. I can't remember who they were against off the top of my head. And be warned he is very very spot monkeyish. EDIT: or you can go to www.rohwrestling.com and look at roster video #2 and he's the first guy on it.

X-Division Title Match: The Parka vs. Jamie O'Hara And go ahead and throw Parka and Jamie in the Rumble if there are spots open still.

The Triple Threat vs. Brock & Team Heyross 6-Man Tag Title Match. Parka promo and I need an opponent for this week against Parka.

He bounced off the top rope and jumped back as he flipped over. I can picture it happening in my head. And if you've ever seen Jack Evans wrestle he has done a standing Spiral Tap, or atleast that's what I'd say it looked like.

What is with Rita Cosby's voice?

Hahaha Foley Claus.

Is that JBL?

Who is that?

Geez the temperature is in the 40's and Lilian has to wear that outfit??

Yeah Styles and Lawler are in the studio they just said so.

I thought Smackdown went to Iraq and RAW went to Afghanastan? I'll watch because I mark for outdoor wrestling events. Are there spoilers anywhere on what happened on this show? Obviously nothing huge or the board would be a buzz about it.

Tim White could call himself Timmy and keep showing up on TV after he's been killed and Josh Matthews can say, "Oh my God you killed Timmy!" every time he's killed.

This isn't bad, although it makes Val to be either a) a little gay (for standing there watching Shelton do his business AND be *impressed* by it, or b ) a total perv, for standing there and watching a stranger lay the pipe to his 'sister'. We also need someone to play the bad guy / old boyfriend. I suppose you could just get some stock Italians to play the mobsters, but Carlito might work well as the crooked ex-boyfriend. Since they've been doing all of these risque angles lately, I think they should just drop that "we don't do ______ angles (fill in the blank: rape, incest, murder, etc.)" lip service, because it's obviously bullshit. At the same time, debut a new wrestler, someone from OVW, and his gimmick is that he's a murderer. And every week he kills someone on TV, in a new and exciting way. Make it interesting, nothing mundane like just shooting a guy or something, work out amusing or innovative death scenarios, and have the wrestler execute them (literally and figuratively). To avoid excess heat on them, make the deaths occasionally cartoonish or even outlandish, as in, say, having the wrestler kill one guy one week, and the next week kill someone else, only that guy is actually the same guy as last week, which would lead the wrestler to say something wacky like, "Hey, didn't I kill you last week? Guess I didn't finish the job!" And then he murders them. It'd be great. You could book everyone else on the roster as terrified of the guy, because hey, this motherfucker KILLS people before he goes to the ring. This of course leads to the inevitable Undertaker feud, and the wrestler can in fact kill Taker every week, but because we all know Taker is an immortal zombie, he keeps coming back, which vexes our murderer to no end. I tell you, this would work like gangbusters. I don't even need to be a former "Ellen" writer to come up with this shit. Stock Italians? Just use Vito and Nunzio. And maybe WWE should have a character like Kenny from South Park who gets killed every week and keeps coming back.

Honestly watching RAW and posting on here is like a personal MST3K episode for me. I have fun making fun of it.

So she's the owner of TNA? Let's say TNA becomes big and competes with WWE only to be bought out and Vince brings her in as the new Raw GM like he did Bischoff. Does that mean we are subjected to Vince making passes at her and then making jokes like "I screwed the competition...literally!!!" And I must say as a fan of attractive older women I'd definitely hit it.

Chuck Norris is the only known man who actually has powerbombed Kidman. Sid didn't crap his pants because of an Undertaker Chokeslam. It was because he saw Chuck Norris sitting in the front row. Who raised the briefcase, drove the hummer, and sent Booker T that letter? Chuck Norris did, but he asked not to be revealed for any of them because he thought all three storylines sucked.

In the area I live there are about 20 registered sex offenders. If you bothered to go to this website, you would see that you cannot search by name, only by location. There are dots on a map where sex offenders live. You click the dot the picture pops up. This is how I found his picture. Actually you can look by name. http://www.familywatchdog.us/SearchByName.asp And sadly I did have a case of "hey I know that guy" while looking on the site and it's someone I've known for years.

Why would they tear it apart? I haven't read the comic so you'll have to enlighten me.

Did anyone catch that hilarious "Technical Difficulties" screen from RAW with HHH on it? I didn't want to put this in WWE Folder because it's not really on topic. Over at the WrestleCrap forums they've been doing Photoshop manips of it and it's hilarious. This is my favorite from over there: Here's the original...have at it. I wanna see what we can do with it:

Where's all the feedback?

I'm guessing after reading that article that the likeness was done on purpose.

That guy in the preview looks like a cross between The Undertaker, Zorro, and The Crow (or Crow Sting depending on which you liked better).

OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Stephen Joseph Popick (Champion) vs. Peter Knight (Challenger) Stipulation: If Peter Knight loses, he will not get another World Title shot at all in 2006. WINNER: Peter Knight...I don't think he's going to lose on two PPV's in a row. NO DISQUALIFICATION MATCH Vitamin X vs. Otaku II WINNER: Otaku II to end the feud CHRISTMAS DEATHMATCH FOR THE OAOAST HEARTLAND CHAMPIONSHIP Chris Stevens (Champion) vs. Alfdogg (Challenger) WINNER: Alfdogg because it's been building to him winning...I think OAOAST WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS The Usual Suspects (Champions) vs. The New New Midnight Express (Challengers with James E. Cornette) WINNERS: NNMX, because I sense from the happenings of late that the Suspects are about to lose the titles. Black T vs. Christian Wright and Bohemoth WINNERS: Black T OAOAST X-DIVISON CHAMPIONSHIP The Parka (Champion) vs. Jamie O' Hara (Challenger) WINNER: As PRL says....read the match. Ayane Mitsui vs. Julie "The Shark" Sharcor WINNER: Ayane CAPITAL PUNISHMENT "STRAP" MATCH The Heavenly Rockers vs. The South Central Milita (with Shyanne) WINNERS: The Heavenly Rockers win to end the feud. MASK VS. TITLE MATCH FOR THE OAOAST WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP Ashley Street (Champion) vs. The Benefactor (Challenger) Stipulation: If Ashley Street wins, The Benefactor must unmask. WINNER: Ashley Street, because I want to know who's behind the mask Foshi vs. Massamoto WINNER: Foshi THE FINALS OF THE TOURNAMENT TO CROWN THE FIRST EVER OAOAST SIX-MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS Alfdogg, Thunderkid, and Reject vs. "The Current Big Thing" Brock Ausstin and Team Heyross WINNERS: I think SHI to keep them strong "Floggin'" Molly Matthews vs. Serena Blackmore WINNER: "Floggin" Molly Matthews "The Lightning Crew Explodes!" SIX-MAN TAG TEAM MATCH "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican, Cuban Wall, and Mr. Boricua (with Stephen Joseph Popick and Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez) vs. Colombian Heat, John "Rock Hard" Brickston, and Spanish Fly WINNERS: The Ex-LC guys I think are going to win. The Global Party Exchange vs. Chicks Over Dicks WINNERS: The Global Party Exchange because the GPX don't need to keep coming out on the short end of the stick against COD if they ever hope to go anywhere again.

From the article: So it seems Parker and Stone DID know about the movie being made when they made the episode. EDIT: Nevermind I read further and Parker and Stone themselves supposedly never saw the script. I guess it was their agents that Blitt met.

Wait Mole is the tall one? So Mole basically posted a video of him getting his ass kicked? Brilliant! EDIT: Oh ok I get it Mole was the shorter one....the other one was just a giant.