LaParkaYourCar
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I think she meant the "sucking dicks" line figuratively....but I really hope it was literal and if it is what does her husband think of it?
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I guess it would be explained on the PPV how he changed back from Belial since Belial was just on HD?
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I haven't heard anything about Jason Biggs recently, though. How does Ashlee collapse? What's so physically rough about fake singing? Just blame it on the drummer and move on. You know that little Ho Down she does takes a lot out of you.
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Man cries at a Wrestling Convention
LaParkaYourCar replied to UZI Suicide's topic in General Wrestling
It might be him. Supposedly he was a member at the WrestleCrap forums as well. Or that might have been shot down I'm not sure. -
It's days like this that we need Choken One. Oh and I too lost my post count in the post vortex...am I an American Hero too?
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Oh ok, by the way I was just messin with you I really do like both and I'm on the verge of switching my vote to #1 anyway.
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That hilarious "Technical Difficulties" Screen
LaParkaYourCar replied to LaParkaYourCar's topic in General Wrestling
they are god for making a Dennis Stamp in beyond the mat reference Oh over at WrestleCrap Forums Dennis Stamp is like a cult hero. They make references to him all over the place. -
Great show. Sorry I haven't left feedback lately, but I've started a new job and have only skimmed the last couple of shows, but I read this one. First off PK's new avatar makes it really hard to focus on the show....wow! SJ is holding up the show!! I like the fact that PK is facing SJ one on one. He deserves a one on one shot. Plus I love how the PK storyline is coming along. Hey foul!! The second new HeldDOWN design is winning the poll yet the first one was used on the show. Xanta Klaus?? Who would have ever thought we'd see him again. I want to know what was in his "evil sack".......okay that sounded bad. LOL @ Josh still being possessed by Undertaker for a second there. Great serious promo from Rodez and poor Josh just wanted to know what panties Alix wears....and so do I...I mean...ummm....look over there!!! Wow Vitamin X beat the hell out of Otaku there. I thought for a second he was going to kidnap Otaku in the trunk of that car. Heh wrestling triplets...what will they think of next....oh wait...those are my guys. The idea of Candie in a leather nurse outfit, Alix's panties, PK's avatar....this HD made me feel like I needed a cold shower. Kidding of course. Great promo. Good way to build the tension between Usual Suspects and PK. Tony Skeevonny is doing interviews again like he did old school in the WWF. I must say Cornette is always written perfectly around here. I always loved Cornette's promos. The Heavenly Rockers/SCM feud is going great. I was surprised to see Tony Schivonne being so vocal in defending the Rockers. Tony was stepping up to the plate. Man I gotta get some of that NRG stuff. Strange sit down interview with SJ. At first I thought he was doing it non-kayfabe, but then he went kayfabe again. Once I got that straight it was a great promo. Oh and Tazz as an OAOAST commentator would be cool. This GPX promo really kind of got me on their side....except for the end, but I'll go ahead and be different and cheer on GPX, because something about COD rubs me the wrong way. Even though their segments are hilarious and well written. The women are out of control!! Two storylines furthered by one segment...nice. And I want to know what "The Pit" is too. Piper's Pit? Pit Fighter? The Bottomless Pit? There we go...bottomless pit...the women wrestle in only their tops!! Foshi is a man of many words...in his mind. Good to see Foshi getting on the PPV, but who is his opponent? A jobber? I don't recognize the name. Uh oh PK walked out on his team....Zack will be pissed. Great match and a brutal ending. Great COD promo, but like I said I just can't find myself getting behind them against GPX. Maybe I'm just too much of a GPX fan. Great tension backstage between PK/SJ/Zack. Could there be a Zack/PK feud in the future? I never really understood Empty Arena Matches. Why would you want to remove the fans from the equation? Especially with commentary removed as well. Good match none-the-less with some very sick spots in the stands. I'm very interested in where the Axel storyline is going. This was a nice little teaser backstage. Great Main Event. PK's distraction and Otaku leading Vitamin X away from the ring were great ideas. Especially PK threatening to walk off with the title. All in all a great pre-Climax HD. This PPV is gonna be a monster to read, but I look forward to it.
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Okay make that 14 matches. I'll have to read this in more than one sitting again.
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Man that brings us up to 12 matches!!!! EDIT: No 13 as there's also a GPX/COD match I think.
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Man cries at a Wrestling Convention
LaParkaYourCar replied to UZI Suicide's topic in General Wrestling
Oh man a guy on another board says he was at this event and do you want to know what brought about this man's tears? A discussion about the Diva Search. Yup, Jim Cornette was talking about how the Diva Searches were a waste of airtime when this guy's question came about. The "I don't wanna see another one of these..." that the guy says...he meant the Diva Search. Brings new light to this whole breakdown doesn't it. -
Who is posting the show this week? I need to know in the next hour or so because I'm about to leave for work and won't be back until about 11pm tonight Central time.
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I agree. Wrestling is never going to look like a real fight, because in real life you're not going to do most of the stuff they do. It's more about being entertaining with what you do and making it look good for what it is. It's about the art of wrestling really. The art of what is basically a violent dance and when done right is awesome.
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Actually Samoa Joe doesn't have a huge amount of moves. Most of his matches I've seen he's always kept it pretty simple yet effective. That's why he's one of the best in the Indies today because he can keep it simple and grounded and yet wrestle a great match. He's easily one of the few ones out there that could transition into WWE style and not lose much at all. All he needs is to break out on the mic, which he's done before, but just doesn't do often. And Joe losing to Raven wouldn't be wrong because of the amount of moves he does if it's done right and makes sense. I goes back to a distinction of styles. The fans would understand that Raven is more methodical in his style and it would bring a new aspect of psychology to the match.
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Something tells me this guy hasn't seen many good X-Division matches. Sure there are spot monkeys out there, but there are also guys who could wrestle better matches than half the WWE roster. A big problem is TNA has less time to work with every week so the matches are shorter and the guys aren't used to shorter matches. So the moves tend to all get crammed into a short amount of time. Most of the TNA guys have had awesome matches in ROH because they're given more time. Most casual fans I've talked to lately say they'd rather watch a smaller, faster, innovative wrestler than some boring brawler, a slow hoss, or someone who only knows 5 moves (half of which are barely moves to begin with). Could TNA use some work on their characters? Absolutely. But to say the X-Division isn't wrestling is just stupid. There is more than one kind of wrestling. This is a pitfall that WWE seems to be falling in as they seem to want all the Crusiers to wrestle like Heavyweights and they want all the wrestlers to wrestle the same match every time they go out, thus blurring the distinctions in style in their wrestling. The reason the X-Division has become so popular is because it's put back the variety in wrestling.
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Man cries at a Wrestling Convention
LaParkaYourCar replied to UZI Suicide's topic in General Wrestling
The funniest part is that guy saying "take it easy man," over and over. -
But...but...I like your mixers. Wait...you've never invited me to any of them before anyway. What gives!?
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The OAO Mystery Science Theater 3000 Thread
LaParkaYourCar replied to DMann2003's topic in Television & Film
Sadly the MST3K guys said that the actual scene in the movie was quite longer and even more disgusting, but they thankfully cut it down for the episode. -
That hilarious "Technical Difficulties" Screen
LaParkaYourCar replied to LaParkaYourCar's topic in General Wrestling
The guy that made that misspelled "crisis". -
And JN News *meant* the later parts of Bret's WCW run, not the whole thing. (i.e. mid '99 on, after he came back from taking time off because of Owen's death)
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The OAO Mystery Science Theater 3000 Thread
LaParkaYourCar replied to DMann2003's topic in Television & Film
I was watching Boggy Creek II tonight. "Lucy Braless!" "Hey hotshot ever used a tranquilizer gun rectally!?" -
Maybe it's just me but I never thought his Moonsault/Reverse DDT looked sloppy. I've always been quite surprised at how often he pulls it off unslopily (is that a word?).
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Lawler plugging Burger King always makes me laugh.
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But that would get Kane into the Elimination Chamber, why would he be mad? and it would allow HHH/Big Show at the PPV.. But I cant believe HHH won't be in the EC match itself. No that would put HHH in the Chamber. Show attacking HHH would cause Kane to be DQ'ed.
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Whoa Cena addressing the boos!