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I forgot to say that last commercial break there was a commercial for a local indy fed show being headlined by.....Manny Fernandez.

Oh great Moolah and Mae are here to save this angle....I mean ruin.

King: "You know why puppies have wet noses?" Joey: "Why?" King: "Cause I lick 'em!" That I can live with, but Lawler saying, "Mickie James brings new meaning to Feminine Protection" was too much.

Please tell me Lawler didn't just liken Mickie James to a tampon.

Since the tag division is shit anyway, it was worth doing that to those teams for that ending. No it's not. They were finally building up a tag team division and then turned around and killed it. What's good about that?

"Wretched Vomitous..." Steph please stop trying to sound smart and Steph isn't exactly the standard bearer for how to be a GM.

Wow they got there fast. Umm....they have entrance themes in WWE Court?

I guess WWE doesn't believe in a competitive tag division. First they break up Cade & Murdoch and then they have Show & Kane squash the other teams in one match.

Wait The Hearthrobs do exist!!

Nice pyro transition.

Oh God I thought we were finally rid of these stupid "Truth" commercials. And this time they act like tabacco companies are the only ones who make comments like that behind closed doors when coming up with marketing strategies.

So the trial will last all night and then they'll have one match (HBK/Shelton vs. Angle/Carlito)??

Mick Foley with a Batman lunchbox!!!

More around 3 and half years, but that's just nitpicking.

I wondered why Coach wasn't on commentary tonight.

Oh God how long will this "Trial" last?

Someone suggested using the Gooker Award thread, but I don't want to overrun that. Seeing the tag team battle royal made me think they should do another Tag Team Turmoil Match now that the tag division is getting big again. I love those matches.

So the rumors were true.

Hey Undertaker is stealing Boogeyman's gimmick!!!

For a second I thought Undertaker was gonna say, "This.....is the Boogeyman!!! Just kidding."

Okay is this Boogeyman doing this crap or is it supposed to be the ghost of Undertaker?

Sharmell sounded like Olive Oil out there. "Ohhhhh ooooh Popeye"

Holy crap did Benoit bust himself and Regal open with a headbutt???

Whenever Booker T deadpans to make fun of Cole it's hilarious. "Well he got his shoulder up at 2 and a half there."

If Booker T says something about a "Fruitbooty" I'll mark out.