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Ugh someone cut Sharmell's mic.

I think it's funny that Booker T is still using his old Harlem Heat music after all these years.

Okay what's up with the Strawberry Jam running down the screen backstage?

I wouldn't mind seeing Anthologies of SummerSlam, Survivor Series, and Royal Rumble. I would say King of the Ring, but only a couple of them were any good.

Well we're just going by the quality of their current shows. What will being on NBC mean as far as content? Will it be a little more tame?

"I like white lace" Sorry Cole you don't sound convincing.

One of Chuck Norris's Roundhouse kicks caused both Hurricane Katrina and Hurricane Rita. When some people complained about the destruction he caused he Roundhouse kicked them causing Hurricane Wilma. Yeah I'm gonna catch crap for that one.

The thing is the Billionaire Ted Skits were done at the beginning of '96. RD's description said they were done as WCW pulled ahead in the ratings, but I didn't think that happened until mid '96.

That's when Angle said he wanted to have wild animal sex with Sharmell

I like the idea of the 6 Man Tag Titles so much I made a 3 Man Team (see Character Specs). Hope that's okay.

Introducing the newest members of the 6-Man Tag division: THE TRIPLE THREAT!! The Triple Threat~! Names: Nick, Rick, and Dick Garner (Identical Triplets!) Age: 22 Height: All of them are 5'9" Weight: All of the are around 225lbs. Hometown: Green Bay, Wisconsin Wrestling Style: High Flyers Alignment: Heel Theme Music: Word Up by Korn Entrance Attire: They all wear black hoodies to the ring over their ring attire. Ring Attire: They all wear the same thing. Black short tights (i.e. the kind Jeff Jarrett wears that comes down to the upper to mid thigh or so) with silver stripes down the sides and a silver 3 on the back of each one. White boots, black elbow pads, black knee pads, and black wrist bands. Entrance Style: They have the hoods up when they come out and pull them down at the same time before lifting their hands in the air with three fingers pointing up. They pose like this for a second and then walk to the ring. This is what they look like. (Left to Right: Nick, Rick, and Dick) Finishing Moves: The Threepeat - Nick hits a Leg Drop off the top, then tags out before holding the opponent down by the head, Rick then hits a Swanton Bomb before tagging out and holding the opponent's legs, Dick finishes it off by hitting a Split Legged Moonsault. (Since this is hard to do without the opponents partners breaking it up it's only used late in the match when they have time to pull it off) The TMB (Triple Missile Bomb) - Two of them hold the opponent in position for a Double Team Powerbomb, while the third one hits a Missile Dropkick from the top rope to knock the opponent forward into the powerbomb. Signature Moves: Nick: Top Rope Leg Drop, Handspring Elbow into the corner comboed with a Bulldog out of the corner, Springboard Flying Headbutt Rick: Swanton Bomb, Inverted Hurricanrana, Running Powerbomb (ala D'Lo Brown) Dick: Split Legged Moonsault, Tornado DDT, Catapult into the ropes, bouncing the opponent back into a backbreaker against his knees (usually followed up by a move by one of his partners as the opponent is prone) Team Signature Moves: The Mugging - Three on One Clubbering Lots of two on one and three on one team moves (varies on the situation in the match and usually involving one of each member's regular moves) Basic Moves: Nick: (likes to work the back) Very skilled in innovative reversals to moves Chain Wrestling Sommersault Plancha Diving Hurricanrana (Top Rope or Springboard) Tilt-a-Whirl Backbreaker Bow and Arrow Submission Senton Splash off the second turnbuckle Rick: (likes to work the neck) Chain Wrestling Neckbreaker Variations Indian Deathlock w/ Bridge Dragon Sleeper Neck Vice Dick: (likes to work the legs) Chain Wrestling Shin Breaker Dragon Screw Half Boston Crab Tope Suicida Muffler Stretch Figure Four Catchphrases: "We're triple the talent, triple the fun, and triple the lovin'" "Each one of us alone is three times the man you are so just think what we're like combined!" Basically they're arrogant, ladies men, and they love to pull the switcharoo on the ref during a match since they are identical. They love randomly entering a room doing the Three Stooges "Hello....hello....HELLO!!!" bit. They also finish each other's sentences. They like to hold up three fingers (index, middle, and ring finger) and say, "Read between the lines!" Background: Identical triplets who love to entertain, especially the ladies, which usually pisses off the men in the audience as they have no qualms trying to steal your girl. When they heard about the 6-Man Division in OAOAST they jumped at the chance.

Thanks PK, but don't worry Parka will still use Day of the Dead. I just wanted to give him a High Flying Finisher to show he's adapting to the X-Division style, and plus it's hard for him to do the DotD on Boricua.

I need an opponent for this show.

It's her I've seen the pics. Don't forget she used to be skinnier and had darker hair in her Alexis Laree days.

Unless WWE plans on running the show at 11pm then it won't effect TNA at all.

Like so?

I couldn't find buzz cut pics, but here's a few short hair ones: Maybe you can use one of those? And I wouldn't mind seeing the CAW just for the heck of it.

Here's one I just made:

Hmmm that is a good number, not as good as say...16, but still a good number.

Don't forget the WWE Tag Team "The Dicks"

Here's another good one that someone over there made:

I'd be very interested to see if anyone ever stumbled across Bockwinkel's AWA belt. That would be funny if someone had it in their house somewhere.

Is Cena married? I hope it was Cena's wife and she keeps pushing the issue until he quits. Kidding of course.

Okay anything involving Abe Vigoda and David Hasslehoff is instant gold.

I honestly think you should get an award for the awesome graphics you do. There's a little love for ya.