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Rico!!! Are they going to show American Gladiators clips?

Funaki wins!!!!! Funaki wins!!!!

Don't step to Ron!!

Funaki could do a Karate Kid gimmick. He could break blocks of ice and hang out with a funny little old asian guy.

No not yet. We're being treated with a scentilating D'Von/Simmons vs. Chuck/Funaki

Did the WWE finally fire Billy Gunn???

It looks like the smaller one though. Oh well it might just be me.

Why did they stop using that big version of the Undisputed/WWE Title? It looks like they went back to the one they gave HHH instead of the bigger more shiny version The Rock used.

Heyman mentioned the Rock match twice. He said a match with the Rock and the title match at SummerSlam.

I guess they think that if Albert has a bunch of squash matches that we'll all of the sudden start looking at him as a monster?

Man I would hate to be one of those jobbers in the first place, but to be a jobber that has to job to Albert is just a sad existence.

Yup. Wow I didn't know they even still did jobber squashes. This is like the old days.

What other Velocity matches are there tonight?

Are they going to show most of this match? They seem to be showing the majority of it.

I wonder what Al Wilson thought of their comments?

Did Cole and Tazz get in trouble for making shoot comments on the Al/Dawn Marie segment?

They're expendable. If they get embarrassed the WWE doesn't have to worry cause it's not their established stars. It is an interview with Steiner. They just showed a preview.

That will be good for some laughs.

I don't know. It's been awhile since I've watched it.

Hey whassup with another Velocidential thread being started?

Am I the only one that found The Larry Sanders Show to be boring and unfunny?

They tell you she's dead at the beginning of the movie though. It would have been a better impact if they had not.

I figured we could have one thread dedicated to getting opinions on different bands. Here's how we'll do it. List the bands you want opinions on with numbers beside them so we can keep track of which band we're talking about. I'll get us started 1. Queens of the Stone Age 2. Audio Slave 3. OK Go 4. Hoobastank 5. Authority Zero I think this thread would be a good way for people who are looking for something new to find out the general consensus about each band.

Now we all know Meltzer is one of the few writers you can pretty much trust. This is quite a good piece of evidence in favor of the HHHaters. Meltzer talks to a lot of wrestlers cause he's so well known and respected in the business. So I don't doubt he's talked to friends of HHH.

"That referee wasn't even supposed to be in the riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!!"