LaParkaYourCar

The Angle/Benoit feud was pretty much built around Rikishi. He stinkfaced them both and they became pissed at each other for laughing at each other.

Wrestler name: LaParkaYourCar Short name: LPYC Weight class: Heavyweight Gender: Male Age: 24 Brawling: 65 Speed: 45 Technical: 75 Stiffness: 45 Selling: 80 Over: 80 Charisma: 85 Attitude: 88 Behavior: 88 High spots yes/no: Yes Speaks yes/no: Yes Disposition: Heel Finisher: Death Valley Driver Secondary finisher: Texas Cloverleaf Tag Team: None Stable: None Manager: None Trainer: None Superstar look: Yes Announcer: No Booker: No Diva: No Asking Price: $40,000

Best quote from Saturday's episode: "It's befuddlin my dumb cracker mind!"

I watched the Comedy Central episodes, but I can't remember any quotes. Giant Spider Invasion "It's befuddlin my dumb cracker mind!" "GILETTE!! THE BEST A MAN CAN GET!!!!" (sang in a real feminine voice by Tom Servo) "Oh Alan don't act with your mouth!" "Moses! Get the bike!!" "Hey it's the lead singer of the Spin Doctors" "I hope Earth has it's diaphragm on!"

On that silly 32 question internet IQ test yes, but hey it's fun to say that I'm a genius.

and Kane just got back from injury and already he's a tag and IC champ with a World Title shot.

I think Smackdown and the fans reaction to matches like Edge/Eddy and Angle/Benoit show that fans DO like "wrestling" Smackdown has had good ratings like that the last two weeks. It was the hype and the TLC match that made this RAW go up in ratings.

I don't know much politics. I guess you could say belief wise I'm a mix of Republican conservativeness and Democrat economic ideas. Alas I usually vote Republican unless there is a fairly conservative Democrat.

were we allowed to use scratch paper? I got a 165........I'm a freakin genius!!! I'm 24 my body age is 27

that's what I've decided to do. I tried pushing Jindrak & O'Haire in my tag division, but they just won't get over. They've actually asked me to stop pushing them cause the fans are becoming apethetic towards them. I want to make Ric Flair the manager to my new Four Horsemen, but he's not listed as a manager......but he's listed as a non-wrestler.

I just got this game. Man it's addicting. All WWE writers should play this game. It's a good tool for learning basic booking. They should play on the hardest level until they've mastered it before they are even allowed in booking meetings. Oh and how do you split the rosters? In order to do my storylines I've neglected a lot of good talent.

That cage match was so slow and boring because of Big Show.

Batista did jump ship. Didn't you see his video package?

I thought you said this was a Viscera Editorial?

I saw my first episode of Haunted tonight. I recorded it while watching Smallville. I must say it's awesome so far. What do those of you who saw the first episode and this one think of it so far?

Hey! A few months ago I would have called gimmick infringement.......oh wait I stole that from Hurricane.

I wouldn't shed a tear if they didn't have a HLA match. I got my fill of HLA when I watched Cruel Intentions on USA earlier today.

Hey it's an hour until Velocity so I'll start the thread this week.

Really? Hey, great minds think alike. ...........please don't ever say that again.

yeah cause stalker angles = ratings!

Then it could be like the Benoit/Jarrett ladder match where all the rungs broke under Benoit's feet.

Hey DJ I said that exact same thing a couple of days ago.

I also won tickets to UFC. I'm definitely going to that.

no it wasn't crawling hand. It was Invasion of the Giant Spiders or something like that. It had the receptionist from Perry Mason in it too.

Oh yeah I forgot about the abomination that is Thundercage. I bet it's going to mostly be "on a pole" matches and crap like that. If it were a cage match they'd have to have the cage hanging, but that would give it away. Unless they used the metal bar cage.