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She sounded like a dog howling when she fell. "Owoooo owwwooo stop stop I can't breathe"

There's only one problem with that...Maxthon works off of Internet Explorer and therefore faces the same security problems that IE does.

Damn I laughed so hard my face hurt. That was pretty good, but does this mean Strong Bad will get a new computer or will he tape it up like he did when his old one blew up?

Yeah this pissed me off royally. 94.5 The Buzz can be pretty crap but lately they've been playing some good stuff. Now with 101 gone The Buzz has taken on some of 101's songs into their lineup. They play Metallica now and have picked up "Mandatory Metallica" from 101. Walton and Johnson, 101's morning show guys, basically came to work and were told they didn't have jobs anymore the day that it happened. They're suing Clear Channel now because of it. EDIT: Correction, Walton and Johnson were told the night before that they didn't have jobs over the phone, but it's still bad.

I always thought he should have kept the long hair. It looked pretty cool I thought.

Then how did Superman grow long hair in the comics? I haven't read them.

I think he jerked his head back and broke the scissors. At first I thought his hair had broken the scissors but that would make it hard for him to get a haircut.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but in AOTC when Obi-Wan asked Jango-Fett about Syfo-Dias Jango said something along the lines of "I got my orders from someone named Tyrannus"? Jango acted like he had never heard the name Syfo-Dias before.

When I read the thread title I thought he meant Will Farrell at first.

I just wanted to bump this to say that Firefox 1.0 (the actual one, not the preview) is out now.

Hey it was worth it just for some of the joke names you guys have come up with in this thread. NYU almost made me spit my drink on my monitor with that last one...if I had been drinking something.

You know I love you guys, but I do believe we just hit a new low in cheesy PPV names. But what the heck...it's almost a tradition now to come up with the most bizarre PPV name possible.

Wow they just changed the look not that long ago, but thankfully this new look is much better than the last change. It actually looks professional now.

Happy birthday Rando. Mine is coming up soon and I'm starting to feel old.

I've seen very few rednecks on Fear Factor. Most of the time they get jocks, pretty boys, bimbos, and athletic girls. Every stinkin week they get people that look like models on that show it seems. For once I want to see them do an average joe fear factor where not everyone looks styled and fit.

That's fine, like I said if there was something else for the end that would be fine.

Guys since this is the end of my storyline could I get the last segment of the show? If there's other things planned for it then I won't take the spot.

America's Top Model?? Shouldn't these be celebs that have been around awhile?

No when you stick your hand on a stove the worry is burning your flesh off. She may not be able to feel pain but she still can be hurt. Yeah it won't kill her, but she will probably be mangled if she doesn't start watching out.

Wasn't that WrestleMania IX not X?

Wow might as well throw the whole thing out now! Bush/Cheney voters can't be trusted with ballots...they're evil!!

Hi everyone. I am sorry that I have neglected my writing lately, but my work has kept me busy. Sadly WWE was my last PPV. I just don't have the time to properly devote to the OAOAST. On the next HD I will properly bring my storyline to a close and retire. Thank you all for your kind words about my writing no matter how outlandish it has become. I hope that I have told a story that has entertained you and I hope the ending on HD won't be to forced or stupid. I'll be around and maybe I'll make another comeback somewhere down the line. Thank you all for your time. In closing congrats to KC for writing an awesome X Title match and becoming the new X Champ. I know you will do better with the title than I did because I really neglected it and I am sorry for that. Also there is an important message on the website from the HI-YAH President. Go to the main page to see it. OAOAST Website Of course that will probably be the last update. Sorry that none of the other sections are updated.

Well once she comes of age she has one less excuse to not do anal. What?? Like you weren't thinking it! Eventually she will learn to watch what she's doing a little more so she doesn't stick her hand on something hot or things like that. She'll still have to worry about things in her sleep though.

No sorry I want to keep my options open for future comebacks and I keep pretty detailed storylines that I might want to reopen. Sorry about that.

Yes all of my characters are going away. Sorry.