LaParkaYourCar

Well the initial post said that Smallville would make the transition so I guess that means it's coming back for another season.

But the Canadian Destroyer doesn't look cool. I think it looks terrible. Some wrestling moves, while requiring a suspension of disbelief, still look good enough to live with, but the Destroyer just crosses the line into "too contrived" territory.

Well since Smallville survives the change it doesn't bother me because that's the only show I like on the WB.

Rumpleforeskin (a play on Rumplestiltskin) Brainkrieg (any Homestarrunner.com fans will get that one) Smoldering Decay (hey might as well steal a Metallica Lyric) Blood Bukkake (Hey I've heard more disgusting...and isn't it the norm to have some gross out name?)

I've found something else to do on Monday nights. It's called 24 and it's better than RAW by miles. Oh that and work and I'd even pick that over RAW.

What fun is it to give away what number everyone enters? It takes away the "who's coming out next" aura that Royal Rumble type matches have. I'm referring of course to the segments you want us to write.

http://cornonthekabob.ytmnd.com/ Who would have guessed that was what they were saying??

No I can't see it either.

That's what STO stands for?? I always liked the name STO until now. I figured it meant Sweep Take Over since that's what it basically is.

Oh yeah there's a Parka/Otaku II rematch and I'm writing it.

You know some programmer for WalMart's website probably set the thing up so that it would link those DVD's together as a joke.

And what's so scary about that chick anyway? She actually looks decent. It's not like she's some fat hag.

Chloe would be a lot prettier if she didn't have that perpetually dazed look on her face.

Great episode tonight. Glad the show's back from the break and I want to know who's funeral that is they keep showing in the previews dammit!!

I saw it today and it was way better than you'd think, but still not great. I didn't come out wanting my money back so it wasn't horrible, but it did suffer from a really bad script and some bad costuming. Let's just put it this way Billy Zane wore a wig that looked like they pulled it out of a dusty corner of the wardrobe dept. and tossed it on his head a second before the director said action. I've seen better costume work in a High School play. It did have some decent action though that made up for some of it's shortcomings. Atleast go and give it the MST3K treatment. Plus it has Meat Loaf in it as a vampire.

Geez I don't even recognize him in that pic.

http://flairthrusts.ytmnd.com/

I like Whitaker in his role. I think he plays that eerie cool well. You don't know whether to trust him or not. This has the makings to be an awesome season. Is this the last season?

Sounds like we need a new volume of OAOAST The Music.

California Love is the obvious choice for Parka since he's from San Diego and drives a lowrider. And Dr. Dre performed the theme live at GAB '03 so I have to keep the theme. But as far as alternates I've batted around using the following: "Fuel" by Metallica and "Fire it Up (Knight Rider Mix)" by Busta Rhymes. But I think I'll stick with California Love. I wanted something goofy and cheesy for The Triple Threat so that's why I chose Korn's version of Word Up. I haven't thought of an alternative song.

I'm surprised they haven't been calling this Superbowl "Extra Large".

Are there threads for the Playoff games themselves?

No just some random schmuck from the MST3K the Movie credits that Mike and the Bots made fun of. Oh and......THE CORE!!! (to get back on topic)

*I dust off my Tag Team of the Year Award from two years ago and hit SJ with it.* Don't bring your negativity in this thread. This is a celebration!!

Pauly Shore? Trying to get back on the rhyme scheme.