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LaParkaYourCar

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  1. Wait a sec...I don't think it's what you intended, but how about we have a hoss making an ass out of himself by trying to be a luchadore? Going for top rope moves, and falling like a stone short of his target? Attempting a Hurrcanrana, and falling on his ass? He can whine that it was his dream to be a luchadore, but he was always too big and heavy, but DAMNIT HE'S GONNA TRY!! He could do a moonsault, though. That's about it. Kind of the opposite of the Holly Cousins' Super Heavyweight Gimmick.
  2. In his prime Undertaker was 10 times better then Albert, Sid was better then Albert, Bam Bam was better then Albert, Kane is better then Albert. Besides Mabel how many big men is Albert better then. They would all be lower tier. Also, has Albert expanded his moveset since he came into the WWF? If anything he's lowered his moveset. When he debuted as Prince Albert I think he did more moves.
  3. I guess I should say, should the WWE go back to Kayfabe since they are the ones who mostly expose the business. Should it be a more old-school approach to wrestling? Treated as more legitimate than it's treated now.
  4. Should they go back to Kayfabe? Is the business overexposed? Or would it just make for more annoying marks?
  5. How much traffic does SmarkTalk get?
  6. But I'm saying he's no faster than any of the other hosses. What sets him apart from the other hosses? So far I see nothing.
  7. It's not the hop back in forth, is it? I thought it was the little jump onto the ring apron that no one really notices. Brock shouldn't do that either then. Earthquake had that bitch first. I find it hard to believe that Earthquake ever jumped from the floor to the apron in one jump.
  8. Okay I've tolerated the whole Albert thing until now, but I don't think we're too foolish to see his potential. You have a favorite wrestler and you want him to do well, but the guy hasn't changed since he's come to the WWF/WWE. I still fail to see his potential. Wrestlers like him are a dime a dozen. Just another "Hoss" with a few power moves. That doesn't make me foolish to think that.
  9. The plane crashed cause they ran out of gas?? I thought it was some technical problem or something.......just low gas.
  10. A story on Flair's plane crash next week.
  11. Why did they show the Angle Anthology Cut twice tonight?
  12. Anyone know why we've all been having trouble getting on the board lately?
  13. Your defense is offensive. Hahahaha that's about as bad as me trying to trash talk.
  14. I wonder how that Bradshaw book reads?
  15. Good.....Bradshaw should just retire from wrestling and work as a stock broker.
  16. Ahhhhhhh this board is being a bitch. What's wrong with it lately?
  17. You'd think they would have fixed that if he did say November.
  18. Problem is Rico's pulling a DDP in starting late in life. Isn't he like 40 or something? That means they need to do something with him before his time is up instead of wasting him.
  19. I like Rico's sideburns. They're pretty cool.
  20. Rico was on the Power Team???
  21. Rico is Batman! American Gladiators!!!!!!
  22. Geez that childhood pic of Rico looked like it was from the 30's or something. It was all cracked and discolored. His name is what??? Bastionilo Rico Constantino???
  23. Test - "Huh huh huh Cow Burgers huh huh huh" damn he's freakin Butthead from Beavis and Butthead.
  24. Mick Foley doing commercials for a WWE program??? What's up with the scantaly clad ladies with Mick?? I think it's a continuing story of Rico.
  25. Test should have kept up about the cow burgers....maybe they'd cut his tongue off for it or something.
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