King Cucaracha

He also stuck that "Jesus Loves You" bumper sticker on his tights that one time. That was awesome.

I remember Dusty managing Hall during his World Title shot against Sting, but that's about it.

Yeah, like throwing a shoe at someone. TNA usually have a real hot crowd. I don't have a clue where you're coming from as far as 'it's hard to pop the crowd'. Your arguement about the 6 sided ring sucks too.

No 6-Man from me I'm afraid. I'm gonna have to push that back to next week.

The fuck? HIS wrestlers?

He has an embarrasing mohawk haircut? Wears a trashbag as ring attire?

The best thing (only thing?) about the LDV Vans Trophy is the TV show the draw is made on.

Juvi's holding it.

You mean that since he's half-Spanish, 12 hours of every day he's Spanish? That'd be an interesting gimmick. In the middle of a match, and all of a sudden, he changes nationalities. That'd be fantastic. I'd need some sort of amusing, Transformers sort of 'morphing' sequence though. The Doomeister? That Doom Guy? Snoop Doomy Doom?

As it's not a PPV, I'd be more inclined to expect a 6 Man Tag (Jarrett/AMW vs. ?, ? and ?) than a World Title Match. Personally, I think it'd be good if they used part of the time to give more exposure to the midcarders who are being used as fodder because of time restraints, as much as give away PPV level/length matches on free TV. Instead of Aries and Strong losing to the bigger names, have Aries vs. Strong and give one of them a win. It could be a good tester for possible future plans too. They can put together 'big' matches without month-long storylines and see who clicks, like maybe AJ vs. Rhyno.

Hmm, decent-ish show. Fuck Chris Masters.

Claudio would be brilliant in the WWE. He's not a huge musclehead but he's in awesome shape...he's got an instant, cheap-heat gimmick. He's entertaining. He isn't 'too flippy'. Claudio's probably got a good chance of getting over in the WWE. Him and maybe Cabana.

A winner is you. We were atrocious. Terrible match.

Also, Filmaff

Seeing as I'm unbooked, again (which, by the way, isn't a BAD thing), I guess I'd best write a promo for once. *Sees show is in South Dakota* Oh, shit, son. Maddix = FACE HEAT~! Definate promo from moi.

You wouldn't really know Maddix was Spanish half the time. Probably that.

"You're a little late on the sound effects, but go ahead." That and "SIC HIM KURT, SIC HIM" was fantastic. If it were just heel Vince around, I could deal with that, rather than the entire McMahon overload. Also, crowd were clinically dead for the majority of the show. And rightfully so. Hell, JBL's music got one of the best pops of the night.

Eh, I was always a Hogan mark as a kid. We never got enough of WCW here during Hogan's heel days, but retrospectively Hollywood Hogan was great. So, face Hogan by default.

I'd love it if this was all a work, like the Homicide/Corino fan riot was. Also, UTSU...it's an un-written rule, if you attack a wrestler, you've got shit coming your way. No different from the fan who got destroyed running into the ring at an IWA show. Or any fan who runs into the ring. Or, how about the guy who tried attacking Shane Douglas back in ECW? The only thing I disagree with is Joe having to deal with it because he's the 'locker room leader'.

Yeah. Gradually, TNA have stolen all the ROH guys to try and con the ROHbots into buying their PPVs. If you get over in Ring Of Honor, it's a free ticket to TNA nowadays.

WM IX. Savage was always intolerable, JR was new to everything and Heenan was the only man on the team suited well to the event. Not as bad as their team at King Of The Ring a few months later, but not great either.

Then, why did the WWE have to call Hogan and Savage "The Huckster" and "The Nacho Man" in the Billionaire Ted skits? Or "Scheme Gene"?

Ditto. Forgot to take him out. I've also got Kirkland on the bench for some reason. I've got to hope for a Darren Bent one-man-show tonight, because only Rooney scored any decent points for me.

You don't remember things like: -The Rock calling Kevin Kelly a "hermaphradite" -The Rock talking about sticking _____ up someone's "candy ass" every week -The Rock talking about monkey's nipples -"WHO....in the blue hell....are you?" -"Poontang pie" -The Rock pondering to the crowd way too much. Yeah, he was a face, but the pondering, much like Cena's is now, was excessive. -The pointless "If ya smellll la la la la owwwww" added to his closing catchphrase instead of the simple and to-the-point "Do you smell" from his Corporation heel run in 1998 And other lame shit during most of his face run? I loved all of it, and so did the millions of other Rock fans. That negates any opinion you'll ever have. Seriously, you'd take a promo about monkey nipples over Ken Kennedy? Also, calling someone lame is a lot lamer than anything Ken Kennedy has done.

I think that was brought up before and denied, as it's hard for newbies to get to grips with 1 commentary team, let alone 3 commentary teams. BUUUUT... King/Pete should stay on the 'premiere' show, Smarkdown. Old School SJL, Annie, Judge and Ejiro, should make one of the shows. Probably Storm, because what could be more family friendly than... CYCLOOOOONE COMET~! and Bobby Riley. Well...maybe not Bobbo, he was kinda gay. Or so the rumours were. But there's three teams that are pre-existing, so people can find old matches for reference.