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Palumbo needs to come back more than O'Haire. The right hand was over big-time. Way back when, they had a Smackdown only PPV in the UK and I swear Palumbo was a top 5 face for some reason. I still remember him wrestling the opening of the six man tag at Judgement Day '03 with a cigar in his mouth. That alone makes Palumbo > O'Haire
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SWF Smarkdown Card for 7-11-05!
King Cucaracha replied to Ace309's topic in Smarks Wrestling Federation
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I'm calling it now. The masked terrorists come out at The Bash (assuming that's when Hassan vs. Taker is) and Taker starts to beat them down. One of the masked guys removes the mask, Randy Orton, RKO, Hassan gets the cheap victory.
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[i]#Sugar *dodododododo* Aw, honey honey *dodododododo* You are my candy girl. And you've got me wanting y -- #[/i] Out in the parking lot, a green convertable pulls up (late) into the arena which draws the attention of pretty much everyone loitering around. Not least because of the blaring music. As the car parks up and the music is finally faded out, the driver of the car places a hand on the side of the car, using that to lever himself up and out of the car in one swift, cool motion. As you'd expect from Leon Rodez. RODEZ Love that sugar song. Rodez strolls casually through the door, giving a thumbs up to a couple of nameless OAOAST 'roadies' as he passes...before stopping abruptly. As standing in front of him are Scotty Static and Johnny Jax, The Global Party Exchange. RODEZ Oh, great. Look, I told you last time, I didn't use your bong and I didn't take your glowsticks. DREK Always the comedian. Glancing around in confusion, Rodez looks for the direction of the voice. Eventually, the GPX step aside, allowing Drek Stone to emerge from behind them, sneering at Rodez. RODEZ If you're looking for a fight, th... DREK No, no, believe it or not I'm not looking for another fight. I've already proved everything I need to prove against you. RODEZ Yeah, like Monday night, when you proved you can fly...when thrown over the ropes. DREK ...cute. No, I'm here to make a proposal to you. A little while back, these guys made you an offer. A very gracious offer. But you turned it down. Now, for some reason, these guys seem to like you - Lord knows why - so they can't seem to cut the crap and tell you things straight like you obviously need to hear. But, luckily, I just plain hate you. Which allows me to tell you what you need to hear, with no jokes, no bias, no bullshit. I don't like you. I don't WANT anything to do with you. But as much as I hate to admit it, you're a young athlete who's wasting his potential. Rolling his eyes, Rodez folds his arms. DREK Having been in the ring with you, I know that given the right opportunity you could be a somebody. You've given me a run for my money everytime we've been up against each other. If you'd just cut the comedy act and get serious, I wouldn't mind you so much. The longer you sit back being 'Mr Happy', being 'cool' with whatever's thrown your way...the more potential you're wasting. See, Scotty and Johnny were smart enough to realise they needed to stand up against the old guard that are hogging the limelight, before their careers faded into obscurity. It's not like we're on our own here either. Crystal and Gunner realise what's going on here as well. But we can't do this the way we want to with just five people. Now, Hoff didn't want in. His loss. He'll regret it. Axel...well, we won't talk to you about that. Because what we want to talk to you about is joining the cause. RODEZ Wel... DREK Think about it before you answer. I mean, nevermind me...but you can't tell me that you don't long for a little company when you're hanging around backstage. And no, Blonde and Faqu don't count. If you were to get with the program, then I'm sure you and these guys could get up to some of your 'wanky antics' again. And you're, obviously, a red blooded male. I'm sure you and Crystal would get on like a house on fire. RODEZ Or a bed on fire. DREK ... RODEZ ... DREK ...yeah, anyway, I'm willing to put all our personal differences aside for the good of getting rid of the stale, old, washed up veterans that run this company. Who knows, if you join up with us now, you might get yourself in on the World Title scene when we've run Zack and company out of here. With a wry smile, Rodez finally holds a hand up to stop Drek. RODEZ Very good, very stirring stuff Drek. I gotta admit, you certainly know how to sell this concept of yours. Of course, I have to ask you...seeing as I said no to Scotty and Johnny here a good month ago, what makes you think that I'd accept...just because Drek Stone spoke to me. DREK Wel... RODEZ Well, let me cut you off there Drek. See, I know exactly why. Axel told you guys to go to hell. Hoff not only said no to your little offer, but then kicked your ass SEVERELY at the Great Angle Bash. And, surprise surprise, NOW you're coming to me. Is that just a coincidence? Is it just coincidence that you come to me...what, three days after I tossed your ass out of Battlebowl? DREK From behind. RODEZ A lot of my best work has been from behind. But, that's an entirely different story. Drek pulls a face of disgust, replicated by The GPX. RODEZ Look, it's like I told these guys. I want nothing...N O T H I N G...nothing, to do with this little 'uprising' you've got going on. It's not about young and old, it's about right and wrong. DREK Exactly! It's about what's right for the young talent, starving for oxygen on this show. It's about what's wrong for us too, having to put up with the same old crap, with the veterans clogging the time that should go towards wrestlers like myself, like Scotty Static, like Johnny Jax...like YOU! What have you done since winning the X-Division Title? What PPVs have you headlined? And how much worse did it get when you lost the only thing keeping you anywhere near the top of the card...a MIDCARD title, deemed worthless by a hippie from the 70s. Nothing, that's what. RODEZ So what, runner-up at Battlebowl was nothing? DREK And how many guys did myself, Scotty and Gunner eliminate in that match before you became runner-up? If you were working with me, we'd have had a two on one advantage on Hoff. RODEZ And that's just the point...I didn't NEED your help. Rolling his eyes, Drek takes a deep sigh...but before he can say anything else, Rodez again stops him. RODEZ You know what, I'm sick of standing here debating this...because it's not going to happen. I'm having nothing to do with this crap. I've got business of my own to take care of. Buuuuut, it's ironic that you three should stop me tonight. Because, the past few days, I've been thinking over everything Christian Wright has done to me recently... DREK *yawns* RODEZ ...and right in the middle of the list, I had a gap. So I popped in a tape from the night you guys last asked me to join up. Remember that? In the middle of my match with you, Scotty, Christian Wright and Bohemoth walked down to the ring and they paid you off. They offered you the money so that they could attack me. And you, who oh, so dearly want me as your friend...let them beat the crap out of me. The GPX glance nervously at each other. RODEZ I never ended up getting that match, legitimate ending included, with either of you two. So, how about it? How about we do this for real. Without the run-ins, with a finish this time. And don't say you don't want to fight me, because it'll be as phoney-baloney as everything else you've been spouting off recently. Oh, and hey, why don't we add you in Drek. Just for fun. Seeing as you three are so 'tight' recently. DREK I'm busy toni... RODEZ Oh, no, not tonight. You're not the only one who's busy. See, I was thinking...uhm...next week? Here on HeldDOWN~! The Global Pizza Excha...WHOOPS! I'M SORRY! I meant to say, Global Party Exchange, plus Drek Stone. And you'd be taking on moi, Leon Rodez, and two partners of my choosing. Six-man tag style. If you're up for it that is. The GPX huddle and begin to talk it over. Not noticing Drek staring stoney-faced at Rodez. DREK You're on. JAX Guh? STATIC Whuh? RODEZ I guess I'll see you guys next week then. Oh and by the way...considering you're apart of this little 'youth movement', maybe you should get 'with the youth' and dress with a little style. I mean, look at you, with that suit...you look like Randy Orton for crying out loud. With a smirk, Rodez swaggers off...leaving The GPX and Drek to watch on with disgust. STATIC Drek man, why'd you accept? I thought you said he was the perfect guy... DREK Scotty, one lesson. His head having snapped around to face Scotty Static, Drek's head slowly turns back away to where Rodez had just walked off to. DREK Nobody talks to Drek Stone like that. No-one. Drek continues to stonily stare off into the distance. Awkwardly, both Static and Jax glance at Drek, who doesn't so much as move at all, continuing to stare off into the distance. Jax moves his eyes in Drek's direction, causing Static to just shrug. JAX ...besides...the only guys he knows are Faqu and Blonde. STATIC Yeah. I guess giving him one more ass-kicking while he comes to his senses won't hurt. Suddenly, Drek laughs. DREK Oh, believe me...it will.
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Spike for squash material I could really see. Kidman would be a decent enough signing too, so long as he can still go anywhere near the level he could in WCW.
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How far back are we going? I'm sure there were some more memorable matches, from importance at least, when the show meant something in '98. Austin/D'Lo?
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1. Forget morals and stuff for a minute. I was actually playing devil's advocate because personally, I've watched the WWE far too long to be shocked by any of the Hassan/Taker angle. I think the point should be: If someone needs to become a terrorist to get heat, he's not worth pushing. 2. Maybe Benoit and Booker both requested a shot at the US Title, so Long put them against each other. Or he wanted to give one the shot but couldn't decide. There's plenty of reasons to explain why they have to fight for #1 Contendership. Now, why they're going after that title, I have no idea. 3. It's nice to see Meanie was so traumatised by the incident he's been bitching about so much at ONS that he still, after denouncing Bradshaw so much, accepted a paycheck to wrestle him. Any ounce of sympathy I had for the guy has completely gone...I understand 3PW must have left him hard-up, but if he was really so disgusted by the JBL incident, he wouldn't have got in the ring with him for any condition. I guess it's true...everybody's got a price. 4. I'd be surprised if Meanie/JBL itself made a big difference to the TV rating. I also hope, severely, that the BWO is forgotten about within the next few weeks. I've made my thoughts real clear before so I'll leave it at that. But I would much rather watch Nova rip off Ben Stiller's character in Dodgeball that drag the BWO stuff out of the mothballs.
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Well, for starters, wrestling isn't made specifically to 'teach' people right and wrong. Or to make comments on current social life. Heels are out there, with their main job being to get people to hate them. I'm sure there's still some people who truly believe wrestling is real. And with this, you're opening up a whole new world or potential trouble for Hassan/Mark Magnus and Shawn Daivari. 24 isn't filmed live and the characters aren't trying to make you hate them, in the same way wrestlers do. To people who do 'get it', they've basically killed Hassan's character. Any legit gripes he have are gone now. Because instead of being an Arab American who feels wrongly treated (as he was for his debut), Hassan's character has surpassed cheap-heat 'I hate America' and is now working, with 'terrorists'. I'm sure there are some people who really believe all Islamists are terrorists (in fact, one of them posted quite regularly in General Chat here once upon a time...HI-YO~!). The WWE is doing nothing to change this view and in-fact, putting the view across to people. It's extremely low class, mis-informed and steps over another line that shouldn't be stepped over in the land of wrestling. And this is from someone who really doesn't feel all that strongly.
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One report I read said they used piano wire on Taker. Wow.
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If Chavo doesn't get the IRS style "Keeeerrwiiin" chants next week, I'll be sorely disappointed. I'm seriously sitting here wondering what braintrust came up with this. Seriously. It's sad to think that somehow, Chavo would actually be better off having his matches interrupted after 4 or 5 minutes week in and week out. Terrible. Although, I do look forward to seeing Chavo working Ring Of Honor within the next 4 to 6 months.
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I fixed some awkward spacing in the tag match involving moi, incase you wondering why it said it was edited by me. Also...damn, that battle royal looks really long. Even with the rushed ending. It's a lot more story orientated and sports entertainmenty than anything I've wrote here before, because obviously it's a battle royal. I wrote a 9 Man once and that was pretty 'normal'...but with 16, I got so lost about halfway through I had to dig out some old Hasbro figures to use as guides. Hoff will be happy to know he was Doink.
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Remember when I jobbed the USJL Title to you? Good times. In all seriousness though, sad to see you go man. Pity you couldn't have got into your groove and showed regularly.
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Finally! Kurt Angle DVD announced...
King Cucaracha replied to pochorenella's topic in The WWE Folder
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He's probably going to hype Hogan Knows Best on VH1, celebrate Independence Day, get attacked by Carlito and be saved by Michaels or Cena. Hogan won't need saving. He'll should have no problem squashing Carlito alone. I've still got a bad feeling he'll be wheeled out at the PPV as well.
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Sanders' 3.0- If you've seen Randy Orton deliver his backbreaker variation, it's that. Inverted headlock into an over the back backbreaker for a (slightly) better description.
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I think we're all missing the big story here. Hogan is the guest on the Cabana tonight. Obviously, Carlito (I nearly called him Colt, as in Colt Cabana...if only) is going to get squashed like a rotten apple tonight. But why is Hogan actually on the show? Ratings ploy? Cheap attempt to sell tickets? 4th of July kickstand? Or, horror of horrors, to hype an appearance/match at the next PPV?
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What was the deal with the 'car chase' at Wrestlemania 12 with Goldust and Piper. The references went over my British head, but it was re-used footage, right? Also, was it true Backlund only won the belt at Survivor Series because a similiar 'veteran legend shocks the world and wins the title' story has occured in boxing and McMahon was trying to re-create it, WWF style?
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Rodez will have someone to talk to. Unfortunately for him, it's not going to be someone he WANTS to talk to. Plus, CW and Bohemoth speak.
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Cool, I can do stuff. Thanks PK! *goes power-mad*
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Thanks. And yeah, I'll make sure Drek and Zack stay apart for the mostpart. I assumed to leave Drek and Zack alone in the battle royal too, just so you know.
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Right. Basically, I went to get this in as soon as possible if it's okay with everyone concerned. I don't know when this Originals/Upstarts thing officially starts, but when it does, I'm going to need a little more backstory to make Rodez joining the Originals make sense. So, here's my idea... Next week, or whenever, the GPX try to recruit Rodez to the onnofficial Upstarts again. Rodez won't hear them out. But that's when Drek arrives, to basically try and help convince Rodez to join up. Drek'll make some good points but Rodez basically shoots them down, saying he wants nothing to do with them. He then reminds the GPX his last match with (one of) them got interrupted, so challenges the trio to a six-man the week after. On that week, Zack and Some Guy would be in their locker room or wherever when Rodez walks in and asks them to be his partners (as Blonde and Faqu would still be 'injured'.) Some Guy doesn't trust Rodez, but Zack knows Rodez better and agrees. In the match itself, Zack and Some Guy would work as a team and Rodez wouldn't get tagged in during the entire match...until eventually, Some Guy gets taken out and Zack has no choice but to tag Rodez. That leads to the run to the finish. We could maybe have a spot where it seems Rodez might turn, but doesn't. The match'd end with Rodez pinning one of the three. Zack and Some Guy try to shake hands with Rodez after the match, but Rodez brushes them off and walks to the back alone. After that, I'd get on with the Wright feud for a while. So I'd just need two weeks. Any two weeks really, so long as it doesn't interfere with any plans for the 5 characters mentioned. So...let me know what you guys think.
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No. Landon said he was cool with Todd and Megan to Todd, who denied anything was going on...which, is kinda as bad on the continuity stakes I guess. Because he's not cool with it. I don't wanna say too much because it's all gonna be explained better in the next promo, but they both told each other they had no feelings for Megan in the X-Mas promo. Re-reading the X-Mas Promo, I also posted this... 6 months later... BTW, I haven't OFFICIALLY turned heel yet.
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IWA-MS results 7/2 Valparaiso
King Cucaracha replied to Slingshot Suplex's topic in General Wrestling
^Agreed. Just not too soon. I only just order the CZW/IWA double shot and CHIKARA triple shots. I'm not made of money. I had Hero down to turn on Ian, so obviously I was wrong on that count. Probably for the best, seeing as Hero doesn't need to turn heel so drastically now Highland is off the schedule. Won't be the same without Fannin at ringside though. -
CZW's roster is pretty much made up of wrestlers who also work IWA:MS, CHIKARA and IWS in Canada right now, along with a few deathmatchers who could be called 'CZW only'. As far as working for ROH, I'm not totally up on recent shows, but I don't think many, if any, of the ROH workers regularly work both ROH and CZW. You might recognise some of them (Alex Shelley was at COD6, I think Steen has worked some ROH) but you won't be seeing Austin Aries or Samoa Joe there.
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A good half of it was played in split-screen with the build for Owen's heel-turn remember. Which was played so well, it drew the attention away from the ring for a decent amount of time.