King Cucaracha

Thanks...and that was the plan, but I was ill over New Year's.

Because he has been, sporadically? After either winning or losing a title. I've been doing this since Duran gave up. I'm just lazy about updates.

SMARTMARKS WRESTLING FEDERATION CHAMPIONSHIP HISTORY - January 3rd, 2005 **** SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP **** 1. RANE -- 9/18/00 -- NTD -- 1 Day (1) 2. NTD -- 9/19/00 -- N/A -- 4 Days (2) 3. G.O.A.T. -- 9/23/00 -- NTD -- 14 Days 4. RANE (2)-- 10/07/00 -- G.O.A.T. -- 58 Days 5. SPIKE -- 12/04/00 -- Rane -- 33 Days 6. RANE (3)-- 1/27/01 -- Spike -- 63 Days 7. PDS -- 4/01/01 -- Rane -- 12 Days 8. DIVEFIRE -- 4/13/01 -- PDS -- 21 Days (3) 9. STUBBY "POTS" MCWEED -- 5/27/01 -- Bobby Riley -- 44 Days (4)(5) 10. "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS -- 7/22/01 -- N/A -- 28 Days (6) 11. CHRIS WILSON -- 8/19/01 -- Mark Stevens -- 28 Days 12. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO -- 9/16/01 -- Chris Wilson -- 47 Days (7) 13. HVILLE THUGG -- 11/02/01 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 67 Days (8) 14. SUICIDE KING -- 1/20/02 -- Hville Thugg -- 28 Days 15. "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS (2) -- 2/17/02 -- Suicide King -- 9 Days 16. HVILLE THUGG (2) -- 2/26/02 -- "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens -- 89 Days 17. EDWIN MACPHISTO -- 5/26/02 -- Hville Thugg -- 103 Days (9) 18. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (2) -- 9/6/02 -- Edwin MacPhisto -- 35 Days 19. SACRED -- 10/11/02 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 16 Days 20. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (3) -- 10/27/02 -- Sacred -- 127 Days 21. TNT -- 3/16/03 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 19 Days 22. TOM FLESHER -- 4/4/03 -- TNT -- 89 Days 23. THOTH -- 7/2/03 -- Tom Flesher -- 14 Days 24. BOSTON STRANGLER -- 7/16/03 -- Thoth -- 58 Days 25. TOM FLESHER (2) -- 9/12/03 -- Boston Strangler -- 95 Days 26. EJIRO FASAKI -- 12/16/03 -- Tom Flesher -- 22 Days 27. DANNY WILLIAMS -- 1/7/04 -- Ejiro Fasaki -- 15 Days 28. VA’AIGA -- 2/1/04 -- Danny Williams -- 35 Days 29. CHARLIE "GRAPPLER" MATTHEWS -- 3/7/04 -- Va’aiga -- 49 Days 30. “THE NOTORIOUS” JOHN DURAN -- 4/25/04 -- Charlie “Grappler” Matthews -- 10 Days 31. DANNY WILLIAMS (2) -- 5/5/04 -- “The Notorious” John Duran -- 9 Days 32. NATHANIEL KIBAGAMI -- 5/14/04 -- Danny Williams -- 10 Days 33. DANNY WILLIAMS (3) -- 5/24/04 -- Nathaniel Kibagami -- 20 Days 34. JANUS -- 6/13/04 -- Danny Williams -- 49 Days 35. TOXXIC -- 8/1/04 -- Tom Flesher (10) -- 19 Days 36. JOHNNY DANGEROUS -- 8/20/04 -- Toxxic -- 30 Days 37. TOXXIC (2) -- 9/19/04 -- Johnny Dangerous -- 93 Days 38. LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX -- 12/21/04 -- Toxxic -- 13 Days and counting (1) Rane defeated NTD to become the first IGNWF Champ (2) Rane handed the title over to NTD (3) Divefire vacated the title upon becoming commissioner (4) Stubby won an eight man tournament, defeating Bobby Riley in the finals. (5) Stubby vacated the title due to a neck injury (6) This was Regenerate Rules match involving Mark Stevens, Bobby Riley, Mercury, Chris Wilson and Perfect Bo for the vacant title. (7) This was a six pack challenge involving King of Hearts, Neilsen of the Jungle, Axis, Chris Wilson, El Luchadore Magnifico and Stubby "Pots" McWeed. (8) Hville Thugg's ICTV Title was also on the line in this match. (9) This was a triple threat match also involving Perfect Bo. (10) Toxxic beat Tom Flesher and Janus in a triple threat match for the SWF World Heavyweight Title. Longest Title Reign - El Luchadore Magnifico, 127 days Most Title Reigns - El Luchadore Magnifico, Rane and Danny Williams, 3 Most Days with Title - El Luchadore Magnifico, 209 days **** SWF INTERCONTINENTAL TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP **** 1. NTD -- 9/18/00 -- N/A -- 19 Days (1) 2. PIMP DADDY SARP - 10/07/00 -- NTD -- 29 Days 3. STUBBY "POTS" MCWEED -- 11/15/00 -- PDS -- 19 Days 4. MR. GALATEA - 12/4/00 -- Stubby "Pots" McWeed -- 13 Days (2) 5. FALLOUT -- 12/17/00 -- Mr. Galatea -- 21 Days 6. NEILSEN OF THE JUNGLE -- 01/28/01 -- Fallout -- 8 Days (3) 7. OUTCAST -- 02/05/01 -- Neilsen of the Jungle -- 55 Days 8. MERCURY -- 04/01/01 -- Outcast -- 13 Days (4) 9. "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS -- 04/29/01 -- Angelous -- 28 Days(5) 10. CHRIS STORM -- 05/27/01 -- Mark Stevens -- 5 Days (6) 11. "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS (2) -- 06/01/01 -- Chris Storm -- 35 Days 12. CHRIS RAYNOR -- 07/06/01 -- Mark Stevens -- 16 Days 13. AXIS -- 07/22/01 -- Chris Raynor -- 28 Days 14. EDWIN MACPHISTO -- 08/19/01 -- Axis -- 19 Days (7) 12. CHRIS STORM (2)-- 09/07/01 -- Edwin MacPhisto -- 9 Days 13. HVILLE THUGG -- 09/16/01 -- Chris Storm -- 61 Days (8) 14. AXIS (2) -- 11/16/01 -- Hville Thugg -- 37 Days 15. X -- 12/23/01 -- Axis -- 21 Days 16. THOTH -- 1/25/02 -- Xstasy -- 23 Days (9) 17. EDWIN MACPHISTO (2) -- 2/17/02 -- Thoth -- 60 Days 18. THOTH (2) -- 4/18/02 -- Edwin MacPhisto -- 10 Days 19. SACRED -- 4/28/02 -- Thoth -- 28 Days 20. FALLOUT (2) -- 5/26/02 -- Sacred -- 5 Days 21. SACRED (2) -- 5/31/02 -- Fallout -- 30 Days 22. EREK TAYLOR -- 6/30/02 -- Sacred -- 36 Days (10) 23. FALLOUT (3) -- 8/5/02 -- Erek Taylor -- 7 Days 24. CHRIS WILSON -- 8/12/02 -- Fallout -- 39 Days 25. PERFECT BO -- 9/20/02 -- Chris Wilson -- 9 Days (11) 26. TOM FLESHER -- 9/29/02 -- Perfect Bo -- 63 Days 27. OROCHI (3) -- 12/1/02 -- Tom Flesher -- 34 Days 28. FROST -- 1/17/03 -- Orochi -- 58 Days (12) 29. NEILSEN OF THE JUNGLE (2) -- 3/16/03 -- Frost -- 0 Days 30. FROST (2) -- 3/16/03 -- Neilsen of the Jungle -- 5 Days (13) 31. JAY DAWG -- 3/31/03 -- Danny Williams -- 34 Days (14) 32. DANNY WILLIAMS -- 5/4/03 -- Jay Dawg -- 55 Days 33. STRYKE -- 6/28/03 -- Danny Williams -- 9 Days 34. BEEZEL -- 7/7/03 -- Stryke -- 4 Days 35. MAK FRANCIS -- 7/11/03 -- Beezel -- 79 Days 36. "THE SACRED ONE" ANDREW BLACKWELL (3) -- 9/28/03 -- Mak Francis -- 24 Days 37. XSTASY (2) -- 10/22/03 -- Andrew Blackwell -- 40 Days 38. DACE NIGHT -- 12/01/03 -- Xstasy -- 15 Days 39. CHARLIE "GRAPPLER" MATTHEWS -- 12/16/03 -- Dace Night -- 82 Days 40. INSANE LUCHADOR -- 3/7/04 -- Charlie "Grappler" Matthews -- 10 Days 41. TOXXIC -- 3/17/04 -- Insane Luchador -- 23 Days 42. TERRENCE "JANUS" BAILEY -- 4/9/04 -- Toxxic -- 16 Days 43. TOXXIC (2) -- 4/25/04 -- Wildchild (15) -- 29 Days 44. TERRENCE "JANUS" BAILEY (2) -- 5/24/04 -- Toxxic -- 30 Days 45. LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX -- 6/23/04 -- Ace Lezaire (16) -- 24 Days 46. JOHNNY DANGEROUS -- 7/17/04 -- Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -- 15 Days 47. LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX (2) -- 8/1/04 -- Johnny Dangerous -- 59 Days 48. "THE ICON" MAX KING -- 9/29/04 -- Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -- 39 Days (17) 49. LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX (3) -- 11/7/04-- "The Icon" Max King -- 57 Days and counting (1) NTD was the original champion, the belt was handed to him (2) Mr. Galatea defeated PDS, The Messiah, Fallout and Stubby in a Hide and Seek Match (3) Neilsen defeated Outcast and Fallout in a three way ladder match. (4) Mercury vacated the title due to various injuries (5) Mark Stevens defeated Angelous for the vacated title. (6) Chris Storm defeated Chris Wilson and Mark Stevens in a Last Man Standing Submission Match (7) Triple threat match also involving Xstasy (8) Triple threat match also involving Mistress Sarah (9) Triple threat match also involving Perfect Bo (10) Four way match also involving Fallout and Longdogger Pete (11) Triple threat Miami Mayhem match also involving Longdogger Pete (12) Triple threat match also involving Danny Williams (13) After winning the ICTV title from Frost, Neilsen rejected the belt, returning it to Frost and naming him the new champion. (14) Frost vacated the title on 3/21/03. This was a match for the vacant title. (15) Toxxic won the ICTV title in a four corners tag match triple fall match in which the first fall was for the ICTV title. The four teams involved were Toxxic & Jimmy "The Demon" Liston, Wildchild & Johnny Dangerous, Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen, and Terrence "Janus" Bailey & Aecas. (16) Ace Lezaire was Landon Maddix's opponent for the ICTV title after Janus vacated it earlier on the same night, having just won the SWF World Heavyweight Title on June 13th, 2004. (17) Max King was beaten in a Dumpster Match by Landon Maddix, for the title. However, due to a controversial decision in the match the title change was stricken from the records and King's title reign was deemed to have continued regardless. Longest Title Reign - Charlie "Grappler" Matthews, 82 Days Most Title Reigns - Fallout, Orochi/Thoth, Sacred and Landon Maddix, 3 Most Days with Title - Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix, 140 Days and counting **** SWF UNITED STATES / JUNIOR LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP **** 1. OUTCAST -- 10/29/00 -- Spike -- 36 Days (1) 2. DIVEFIRE -- 12/04/00 -- Outcast -- 21 Days 3. MERCURY -- 01/15/01 -- Divefire -- 36 Days 4. AXIS -- 03/02/01 -- Mercury -- 45 Days 5. PERFECT BO -- 04/16/01 -- Axis -- 69 Days 6. EDWIN MACPHISTO -- 06/24/01 -- "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens -- 28 Days (2) 7. GRIMEDOGG -- 07/22/01 -- Edwin MacPhisto -- 28 Days 8. THOTH -- 08/19/01 -- Grimedogg -- 92 Days (3) 9. MERCURY (2) -- 11/19/01 -- Thoth -- 7 Days 10. BOBBY RILEY -- 11/26/01 -- Mercury -- 11 Days 11. SACRED -- 12/7/01 -- Bobby Riley -- 72 Days 12. XSTASY -- 3/1/02 -- Sacred -- 21 Days 13. JAY DAWG -- 3/22/02 -- Xstasy -- 9 Days 14. K-OS -- 3/31/02 -- Jay Dawg -- 5 Days (4) 15. JAY DAWG (2) -- 4/5/02 -- K-Os -- 8 Days 16. JAY DAWG (3) -- 4/28/02 -- Perfect Bo -- 33 Days (5) 17. TOM FLESHER -- 6/4/02 -- N/A -- 17 Days (6) 18. CHRIS RAYNOR -- 6/21/02 -- Tom Flesher -- 9 Days 19. TOM FLESHER (2) -- 6/30/02 -- Chris Raynor -- 36 Days (7) 20. "TNT" TAYLOR NICHOLAS THOMPSON -- 8/5/02 -- Tom Flesher -- 4 Days 21. TOM FLESHER (3) -- 8/9/02 -- "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson -- 35 Days 22. TOD DEKINDES -- 9/13/02 -- Tom Flesher -- 49 Days 23. ANNIE ECLECTIC -- 11/1/02 -- Tod deKindes -- 30 Days 24. DANNY WILLIAMS -- 12/1/02 -- Annie Eclectic -- 55 Days 25. MAK FRANCIS -- 2/7/03 -- Danny Williams -- 16 Days 26. DANNY WILLIAMS (2) -- 2/23/03 -- Mak Francis -- 21 Days 27. MAK FRANCIS (2) -- 3/16/03 -- Danny Williams -- 15 Days 28. MICHAEL CRAVEN -- 3/31/03 -- Mak Francis -- 23 Days 29. MIKE VAN SICLEN -- 4/23/03 -- Michael Craven -- 11 days 30. MICHAEL CRAVEN (2) -- 5/4/03 -- Mike Van Siclen -- 49 days 31. MAK FRANCIS (3) -- 6/22/03 -- Michael Craven -- 10 days 32. MICHAEL CRAVEN (3) -- 7/2/03 -- Mak Francis -- 19 days 33. EJIRO FASAKI -- 7/21/03 -- Michael Craven -- 93 days 34. JOHNNY DANGEROUS -- 10/22/03 -- Ejiro Fasaki -- 49 days 35. LINCHPIN -- 12/10/03 -- Johnny Dangerous -- 28 days 36. CHARLIE "GRAPPLER" MATTHEWS -- 1/7/04 -- Linchpin (8) -- 9 days 37. "SACRED" ANDREW BLACKWELL (2) -- 1/16/04 -- Charlie "Grappler" Matthews -- 51 days (9) 38. "COYOTE" COY WEST -- 3/7/04 -- "Sacred" Andrew Blackwell -- 24 days 39. STRYKE -- 3/31/04 -- "Coyote" Coy West -- 14 days 40. "WILD" COY WEST (2) -- 4/14/04 -- Stryke (10) -- 26 days 41. LANDON “LA CUCARACHA” MADDIX -- 5/10/04 -- “Wild” Coy West -- 34 Days 42. ALAN CLARK -- 6/13/04 -- Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -- 10 Days 43. THE MASKED MAN -- 6/23/04 -- Alan Clark (11) -- 28 Days 44. MANSON -- 7/21/04 -- The Masked Man -- 26 Days 45. "THE CORONA" VLADIMIR EVERHEART -- 8/16/04 -- Manson -- 9 Days 46. DAVID CROSS -- 8/25/04 -- "The Corona" Vladimir Everheart -- 9 Days 47. ACE LEZAIRE -- 9/3/04 -- David Cross -- 16 Days 48. DAVID CROSS (2) -- 9/19/04 -- Ace Lezaire -- 24 Days 49. ACE LEZAIRE (2) -- 10/14/04 -- David Cross -- 8 Days 50. TODD CORTEZ -- 10/22/04 -- Ace Lezaire -- 60 Days 51. SEAN DAVIS -- 12/21/04 -- Todd Cortez -- 13 Days and counting (12) (1) Outcast won a 20 Man Tournament for the US Title, defeating Spike in the final. (2) This was a two fall, two title match, involving Edwin MacPhisto, Mark Stevens, Perfect Bo and eXodus. (3) Thoth defeated Grimedogg, Alex Cross and Robert Steele, in a Last Blood Match (4) This was a triple threat elimination match also involving Lady Red. (5) Due to a controversial decision the title was held up on 4/13/02. This was a match for the vacant title. (6) Jay Dawg was stripped of the title on 5/31/02. This was a triple threat match for the vacant title also involving Annie Eclectic and Xero. (7) This was a triple threat match also involving Jay Dawg. (8) The Intercontinental Television Title was also on the line in this match. (9) Sacred defeated Landon Maddix on February 1st, 2004 to unify the United States and Smartmarks Junior League Championships. (10) This was a triple threat match also involving Todd Royal. (11) Alan Clark was involved in a four corners match with Todd Cortez and Aecas for the title where the first pin wins; Clark was the man pinned in the match. (12) Sean Davis won the USJL title in a 'Double The Titles, Double The Pleasure' match, by climbing the ladder and retrieiving Cortez's belt. Also involved in the match were Munich and Carnage. Longest Title Reign - Ejiro Fasaki, 93 days Most Title Reigns - Jay Dawg, Mak Francis, Michael Craven and Tom Flesher, 3 Most Days with Title - Sacred/Andrew Blackwell, 123 days **** SWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP **** 1. NTD & RANE -- 9/18/00 -- N/A -- 7 Days (1) 2. PIMP DADDY SARP & RANE (2) -- 9/25/00 -- Curry Man -- 12 Days (2) (3) 3. DANNY VIGILANTE & DIVEFIRE -- 10/29/00 -- Malignant Odium -- 49 Days (4) 4. ANGELOUS & MOLOCK -- 12/17/00 -- DVD -- 84 Days 5. CHRIS RAYNOR & CHRIS STORM -- 4/01/01 -- The Fallen -- 19 Days 6. CYCLONE COMET & RANE (3) -- 4/20/01 -- Y2Chris -- 42 Days 7. AXIS & CYCLONE COMET (2)-- 6/01/01 -- N/A -- 23 Days (5) 8. ANGELOUS (2) & MOLOCK (2) -- 6/24/01 -- Cyclone Comet and Axis -- 20 Days (6) 9. CHRIS WILSON & HVILLE THUGG -- 7/14/01 -- The Fallen -- 3 Days (7) 10. NEILSEN OF THE JUNGLE & PERFECT BO -- 7/22/01 -- HVille Thugg and Mistress Sarah -- 28 Days (8) 11. CHRIS RAYNOR (2) & SPARK -- 8/19/01 -- Neilsen of the Jungle and Perfect Bo -- 28 Days 12. "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS & OUTCAST -- 9/16/01 -- Chris Raynor and Spark -- 35 Days 13. ANDREA MONTGOMERY & JOHNNY ROTTEN -- 10/21/01-- "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens and Outcast -- 23 Days 14. "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS (2) & MISTRESS SARAH -- 11/12/01 -- Andrea Montgomery & Johnny Rotten -- 14 Days 15. HVILLE THUGG (2) & X -- 11/26/01 -- "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens & Mistress Sarah -- 27 Days 16. EDWIN MACPHISTO & "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS (3) -- 12/23/01 -- Hville Thugg & X -- 35 Days 17. SPIDER NEKURA & THOTH -- 2/8/02 -- Edwin MacPhisto & "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens -- 79 Days 18. CHRIS RAYNOR (3) & EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO -- 4/28/02 -- Spider Nekura & Thoth -- 12 Days (9) 19. JAY DAWG & SACRED -- 5/10/02 -- Chris Raynor & El Luchadore Magnifico -- 28 Days 20. CHRIS WILSON (2) & STRYKE -- 6/7/02 -- Jay Dawg & Sacred -- 31 Days 21. CHRIS RAYNOR (4) & EDWIN MACPHISTO (2) -- 7/8/02 -- Chris Wilson & Stryke -- 35 Days 22. FROST & "TNT" TAYLOR NICHOLAS THOMPSON -- 8/12/02 -- Chris Raynor & Edwin MacPhisto -- 60 Days 23. CED ORDONEZ & THOTH (2) -- 10/11/02 -- Frost & "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson -- 35 Days 24. FROST (2) & TOM FLESHER -- 11/22/02 -- Ced Ordonez & Mak Francis -- 101 Days (10) 25. EJIRO FASAKI & JUDGE MENTAL -- 3/16/03 -- Frost & Tom Flesher -- 117 Days 26. DACE NIGHT & VA'AIGA -- 7/11/03 -- Ejiro Fasaki & William Hearford -- 31 Days 27. QUIZ & SHOW -- 8/10/03 -- Dace Night & Va'aiga (11) -- 69 Days 28. EJIRO FASAKI (2) & JUDGE MENTAL (2) -- 10/18/03 -- Quiz & John Duran (12) -- 90 Days 29. JOHNNY DANGEROUS & WILDCHILD -- 1/16/04 -- Ejiro Fasaki & Judge Mental (13) -- 75 Days 30. TERRENCE 'JANUS' BAILEY & AECAS -- 3/31/04 -- Johnny Dangerous & Wildchild -- 14 Days 31. TODD CORTEZ & MIKE VAN SICLEN -- 4/14/04 -- Terrence 'Janus' Bailey & Aecas (14) -- 5 Days 32. JOHNNY DANGEROUS (2) & WILDCHILD (2) -- 4/19/04 -- Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen -- 6 Days 33. TERRENCE 'JANUS' BAILEY (2) & AECAS (2) -- 4/25/04 -- Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen (15) -- 19 Days 34. TODD CORTEZ (2) & MIKE VAN SICLEN (2) -- 5/14/04 -- Terrence 'Janus' Bailey & Aecas -- 128 Days 35. "HOLLYWOOD" SPIKE JENKINS & SEAN DAVIS -- 9/19/04 -- Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen -- 19 Days 36. CHRISTIAN FURY & DAVID CROSS -- 10/8/04 --"Hollywood" Spike Jenkins and Sean Davis -- 59 Days 37. TOXXIC & SEAN DAVIS (2) -- 12/6/04 -- Christian Fury and David Cross -- 29 Days and counting (1) Claimed belts due to no competition (2) PDS won NTD's half on the belts, by defeating Curry Man (3) Rane/PDS handed over the titles at Genesis, as Jayson ruled no one could hold more than one belt. (4) Triple threat match, also involving FX for the vacant tag titles. (5) Rane retired, handing over his tag team belt to Axis (6) Triple Threat Casino Brawl, also involving Silencer/El Luchadore Magnifico (7) Mercury stripped Wilson and Thugg of the titles on July 17th, stating that Wilson couldn't hold more than one title. (8) This was for the vacant tag titles (9) This was a triple threat tag match also involving Erek Taylor & Munich. (10) Ced and Thoth were stripped of the titles on 11/15/02. This was a match for the vacant titles. (11) This was a triple threat tag match also involving CIA & Mak Francis. (12) John Duran was awarded half of the tag title belts on 10/03/03 following an injury to Show. (13) This was a four corners match also involving Janus & Dace Night and Va’aiga & John Duran. (14) This was a triple threat tag match also involving Tom Flesher & Ann Onita. (15) Terrence "Janus" Bailey & Aecas won the tag team titles in a four corners tag match triple fall match in which the third fall was for the tag team titles. The four teams involved were Toxxic & Jimmy "The Demon" Liston, Wildchild & Johnny Dangerous, Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen, and Terrence "Janus" Bailey & Aecas. Longest Title Reign - Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen, 128 days Most Title Reigns, team - Angelous & Molock, Ejiro Fasaki & Judge Mental, Johnny Dangerous & Wildchild, Terrence "Janus” Bailey & Aecas and Mike Van Siclen & Todd Cortez, 2 Most Title Reigns, individual - Chris Raynor, 4 Most Days with Title, team - Ejiro Fasaki & Judge Mental, 207 days Most Days with Title, individual - Ejiro Fasaki and Judge Mental, 207 days **** SWF HARDCORE GAMERS CHAMPIONSHIP **** 1. G.O.A.T. -- 09/20/00 -- N/A -- 3 Days (1) (2) 2. SPIKE -- 10/29/00 -- Mayor McCheese -- 17 Days (3) 3. NEILSEN OF THE JUNGLE -- 11/15/00 -- Spike -- 33 Days 4. GRIMEDOGG -- 01/08/01 -- Phoenix -- 60 Days (4) 5. PERFECT BO -- 03/09/01 -- Grimedogg -- 51 Days 6. SACRED -- 04/29/01 -- Perfect Bo -- 15 Days 7. GRUNGE -- 05/14/01 -- Sacred -- 4 Days (5) 8. CHRIS WILSON -- 05/18/01 -- Grunge -- 60 Days 9. SPARK -- 07/17/01 -- Chris Wilson -- 5 Days (6) 10. GRUNGE (2) -- 07/22/01 -- Spark -- 15 Days 11. FALLOUT -- 08/06/01 -- Grunge -- 13 Days 12. JOHNNY ROTTEN -- 08/19/01 -- Fallout -- 28 Days 13. GRIMEDOGG (2) -- 09/16/01 -- Johnny Rotten -- 12 Days 14. FALLOUT (2) -- 09/28/01 -- Grimedogg -- 23 Days (7) 15. MISTRESS SARAH -- 10/21/01 -- Fallout -- 27 Days (8) 16. X -- 11/16/01 -- Mistress Sarah -- 14 Days 17. MISTRESS SARAH (2) -- 11/30/01 -- X -- 14 Days 18. FALLOUT (3) -- 12/14/01 -- Mistress Sarah -- 19 Days 19. MUNICH -- 1/14/02 -- Fallout -- 6 Days 20. BOSTON STRANGLER -- 1/20/02 -- Munich -- 61 Days 21. MISTRESS SARAH (3) -- 3/22/02 -- Boston Strangler -- 9 Days 22. LONGDOGGER PETE -- 3/31/02 -- Mistress Sarah -- 28 Days 23. STRYKE -- 4/28/02 -- Longdogger Pete -- 28 Days 24. ASH KETCHUM -- 5/26/02 -- Stryke -- 9 Days 25. STRYKE (2) -- 6/4/02 -- Ash Ketchum -- 26 Days 26. ASH KETCHUM (2) -- 6/30/02 -- Stryke -- 8 Days 27. JAY DAWG -- 7/8/02 -- Ash Ketchum -- 83 Days 28. CED ORDONEZ -- 9/29/02 -- Mercury -- 8 Days (9) 29. FROST -- 10/7/02 -- Ced Ordonez -- 20 Days 30. ASH KETCHUM (3) -- 10/27/02 -- Frost -- 19 Days 31. ANNIE ECLECTIC -- 11/15/02 -- Ash Ketchum -- 25 Days 32. MICHAEL CRAVEN (4) -- 12/10/02 -- Annie Eclectic -- 21 days 33. JUDGE MENTAL -- 1/13/03 -- Michael Craven -- 77 days 34. MIKE VAN SICLEN -- 3/31/03 -- Judge Mental -- 4 Days (10) 35. WILDCHILD -- 4/4/03 -- Mike Van Siclen -- 5 Days 36. JANUS -- 4/9/03 -- n/a -- 9 days (11) 37. BEEZEL -- 4/18/03 -- Janus -- 18 days 38. JANUS (2) -- 5/4/03 -- Beezel -- 10 days 39. DACE NIGHT -- 5/14/03 -- Janus -- 39 days (12) 40. CIA -- 6/22/03 -- Dace Night -- 15 days 41. VA'AIGA -- 7/7/03 -- CIA -- 18 days 42. WILDCHILD (2) -- 7/25/03 -- Va'aiga -- 138 days 43. JANUS (3) -- 12/10/03 -- Wildchild -- 58 days 44. JOHN DURAN -- 2/6/04 -- Janus -- 14 days 45. AECAS -- 2/20/04 -- John Duran -- 16 days 46. TOXXIC -- 3/7/04 -- Aecas -- 49 days 47. JIMMY "THE DEMON" LISTON -- 4/25/04 -- Mike Van Siclen (13) -- 10 days 48. MIKE VAN SICLEN (2) -- 5/5/04 -- Jimmy “The Demon” Liston -- 54 days 49. RYAN DUSTIN -- 6/28/04 -- Mike Van Siclen -- 19 Days 50. MARTIN "BIG COUNTRY" HUNT -- 7/17/04 -- Ryan Dustin -- 15 Days 51. SEAN DAVIS -- 8/1/04 -- Martin "Big Country" Hunt -- 64 Days 52. CHRISTIAN FURY -- 10/4/04 -- Sean Davis -- 10 Days 53. SEAN DAVIS (2) --10/14/04 -- Christian Fury -- 4 Days 54. CARNAGE -- 10/18/04 -- Sean Davis -- 20 Days 55. CHRISTIAN FURY (2) -- 11/7/04 -- Carnage -- 24 Days 56. SEAN DAVIS (3) -- 12/1/04 -- Christian Fury -- 20 Days 57. TODD CORTEZ -- 12/21/04 -- Carnage -- 13 Days and counting (14) (1) G.O.A.T. claimed the vacant belt. (2) G.O.A.T. dropped the title upon becoming World Champion (3) Match for the vacant title (4) This was a triple threat match also involving Neilsen of the Jungle (5) This was a Four way match, also involving Jay Dawg and Apostle (6) This was a Triple threat match also involving Grimedogg (7) This was a Triple threat elimination match also involving Chris Storm (8) This was a Triple threat match with Jamie Bjork and the Light Heavyweight Title on the line as well (9) Jay Dawg was stripped of the title at Genesis 3, and Mercury took his place, challenging Ced Ordonez for the vacant title. (10) This was a Triple threat match also involving Neilsen of the Jungle (11) Wildchild vacated the title on 4/9/03. This was a triple threat match for the vacant title, against Johnny Dangerous and Mike Van Siclen. (12) This was a Triple threat match also involving Jay Dawg (13) Jimmy "The Demon" Liston won the HCG title in a four corners tag match triple fall match in which the second fall was for the HCG title. The four teams involved were Toxxic & Jimmy "The Demon" Liston, Wildchild & Johnny Dangerous, Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen, and Terrence "Janus" Bailey & Aecas. (14) Todd Cortez won the HCG title in a 'Double The Titles, Double The Pleasure' match, pinning Carnage. Also involved were Sean Davis and Munich. Longest Title Reign - Wildchild, 138 days Most Title Reigns - Ash Ketchum/Michael Craven, 4 Most Days with Title - Wildchild, 143 days **** SWF CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP **** 1. WILDCHILD -- 2/1/04 -- Tom Flesher (1) -- 35 Days 2. ALAN CLARK -- 3/1/04 -- Wildchild -- 44 Days 3. JOHNNY DANGEROUS -- 4/14/04 -- Alan Clark -- 70 Days 4. AUSTIN SLY -- 6/23/04 -- Johnny Dangerous -- 19 Days 5. "HOLLYWOOD" SPIKE JENKINS -- 7/12/04 -- Austin Sly -- 14 Days 6. TOM FLESHER -- 7/26/04 -- Spike Jenkins -- 49 Days (2) 7. "THE REAL DEAL" RYAN DUSTIN -- 9/19/04 -- n/a -- 29 Days (3) 8. "HOLLYWOOD" SPIKE JENKINS (2) -- 10/18/04 -- Ryan Dustin -- 78 Days and counting (1) This was a ladder match for the vacant title. (2) Tom Flesher was stripped of the title on 9/13/04, after walking out on a match with Ryan Dustin and the belt was held up. (3) This was a triple threat ladder match for the vacant title, also involving "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins and The Birdman. Longest Title Reign - Spike Jenkins, 78 Days and counting Most Title Reigns - Spike Jenkins, 2 Most Days with Title - Spike Jenkins, 92 Days and counting **** SWF WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP **** 1. KELLY CONNELLY -- 10/13/04 -- n/a (1) -- 25 Days 2. MEGAN SKYE -- 11/7/04 -- Kelly Connelly -- 44 Days 3. KELLY CONNELLY (2) -- 12/21/04 -- Megan Skye -- 13 Days and counting (2) (1) Kelly Connelly was given the belt as a present by Max King on October 13th. The first official defence of the belt occured on October 22nd, with Kelly retaining the title in a fourway dance against Ebony, Annie Eclectic and Megan Skye. (2) This was a Triple Threat, Christmas Tree Match also involving Jet. Longest Title Reign - Megan Skye, 44 Days Most Title Reigns - Kelly Connelly, 2 Most Days with Title - Megan Skye, 44 Days **** SWF LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP **** 1. MAYOR MCCHEESE -- 09/18/00 -- NTD -- 19 Days (1) 2. CURRY MAN -- 10/07/00 -- Mayor McCheese -- 22 Days 3. "INSANE" JOE FLYER -- 10/29/00 -- Curry Man -- 28 Days 4. MAYOR MCCHEESE (2) -- 11/26/00 -- "Insane" Joe Flyer -- 19 Days (2) (3) 5. BOBBY RILEY -- 12/17/00 -- Exploding Chicken -- 61 Days (4) 6. NEILSEN OF THE JUNGLE -- 03/09/01 -- Bobby Riley -- 45 Days (5) 7. SACRED -- 04/23/01 -- Neilsen of the Jungle -- 6 Days (6) 8. ANDREA MONTGOMERY -- 05/27/01 -- eXodus -- 40 Days (7) 9. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO -- 07/06/01 -- Andrea Montgomery -- 8 Days 10. ANDREA MONTGOMERY (2) -- 07/14/01 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 8 Days 11. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (2) -- 7/22/01 -- Andrea Montgomery -- 56 Days (8) 12. JAMIE "KID BULLET" BJORK -- 09/16/01 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 35 Days 13. FALLOUT -- 10/21/01 -- Jamie Bjork -- 140 Days (9) 14. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (3) -- 3/22/02 -- Fallout -- 42 Days 15. EREK TAYLOR -- 5/3/02 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 23 Days 16. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (4) -- 5/26/02 -- Erek Taylor -- 63 Days 17. TOM FLESHER -- 7/28/02 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 68 Days 18. ANNIE ECLECTIC -- 10/4/02 -- Tom Flesher -- 35 Days (10) 19. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (5) -- 11/8/02 -- Annie Eclectic -- 4 Days (11) (1) This was for the vacant title. (2) Triple Threat match, also involving Exploding Chicken (3) Mayor McCheese was thought to be "killed" and his title was vacated (4) Ladder Match for the vacant title. (5) Triple Threat match, also involving Spike (6) At From the Fire (4/29/01), in a three title, three fall match, Grimedogg won the Light Heavyweight Title fall, however, he was over the limit, and the title became vacated. (7) Ladder Match for the vacant title. (8) Four way ladder match also involving Chris Storm and Mayor McCheese (9) Triple threat match with Mistress Sarah and the Hardcore Title on the line as well (10) Triple threat match also involving Tod deKindes (11) Triple threat match also involving Mak Francis. The Light-Heavyweight Title was suspended on 11/12/02. Longest Title Reign - Fallout, 140 Days Most Title Reigns - El Luchadore Magnifico, 5 Most Days with Title - El Luchadore Magnifico, 173 Days **** OVERALL STATS **** Longest Title Reigns 1. Fallout, 140 Days (LHW) 2. Wildchild, 138 Days (HC) 3. Todd Cortez and Mike Van Siclen, 128 Days (Tag) Most Title Reigns 1. El Luchadore Magnifico, 5 (LHW) 2. Chris Raynor, 4 (Tag) 2. Ash Ketchum/Michael Craven, 4 (HCG) Most Days with Title 1. El Luchadore Magnifico, 209 Days (World) 2. Ejiro Fasaki and Judge Mental, 207 Days (Tag) 3. Tom Flesher, 184 Days (World)

Don't suppose you have Eddie Guerrero vs. Rey Mysterio vs. CM Punk from IWA:MS (Spring Heat 02?)

I'll remember that next time you use it Rando. Anyway, you've lost your mind and I like it. Kudos.

New stats will go up in a matter of moments. Apologies to Muzz if he's already started with my old stats, but I think I caught something NYD and just got outta bed. Oh, and I'll be in the ring after opening promo, so that'll help on the word-count.

I'll have something. I'll also be posting my 8-man on the board soon. Illness sucks.

I will...hence me responding to Toxx's question.

Foley, Joe and Jonny Storm have also been confirmed.

Retarded logic at it's best. Unless that was suppoed to be humour. It's hard to tell with you sometimes.

What the hell, I'll take responsibility.

I haven't been watching Raw for a few months, so I don't know what you're talking about, but your description sounds like that of a move Reno used in WCW, called 'Roll The Dice' or 'Roll Of The Dice' Nah, it's not that. That's the same move as the Hero's Welcome, right? I think this move is that inverted unprettier he does where he falls across the opponent's chest and drops the back of their head to the mat. If so, I'm not sure it has an actual name.

Well, it's Rando, so cheese is a pre-req twice over. Me too. It's pretty lifelike, so he should be able to write it well. And I think the reasoning behind it looking like two promos is that seperately, the characters are all different. Cortez is serious on his own. Alan is just a goof. And I'm...uhm, kinda in the middle. So we sound different seperately, but kinda change when we're a group into one sort of semi-goof state. If that makes any sort of sense.

My match is gonna have to be postponed until HD.

On the angles front, you forgot everything involving Clark/Maddix, plus the entire deal with Card/Maddix. So count yourself lucky, cause lord knows these things will haunt me for a good few more years. HI-YO!

"SNOW IS FALLIN', ALL AROUND ME CHILDREN PLAYIN', HAVIN' FUN IT'S THE SEASON, LOVE AND UNDERSTANDIN' ... MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!" It's Christmas! *hooray* Which means only one thing to the tireless, diehard employees of company's around the world...tired after a full year of doing the same job day in, day out for the same amount of measly pay, ignored by superiors for the majority of the time. That's right. It's a chance to get drunk and make an ass of yourself together with all of your colleagues. With the chance of making out with the females amongst them. And then regret it come New Year. It can only be the Christmas Party! And as the various members of the SWF staff and roster jig and bop around to the sound of "Merry Christmas Everyone" by Shakin' Stevens, one person in particular seems to be in the festive mood. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix. Walking around the room and past various people with a smile almost engraved on his face, Maddix is patted on the back and given quick messages of congratulations from pretty much everyone he passes, accepting them all with a smile, 'thanks' and a quick thumbs up. See, for Landon Maddix, this Christmas promises to be an extra special event. After all, he's just recieved the greatest Christmas present of all. The SWF World Heavyweight Championship. And despite the rather unsightly elastoplast on his forehead covering up a multitude of stitches, Maddix is otherwise ready to party. It's just a shame that Alan Clark is standing in his way. "Great party, champ!" Clark shouts over the blaring music, sounding a little like he's been at the cooking sherry, if you get my drift. "It's what I do best." Maddix shouts back, despite being a little pre-occupied. "Listen, have you..." "You know, I KNEW you could beat Toxxic. I said...said to Todd not a week before Slay Ride, I said 'Maddix is gonna beat Toxxic. I'd bet my house on him'. And...I was right. See, I've been in the ring with you champ and I know what talents you've got. I had confidence in you, even if a lot of people thought you couldn't do it." "Well hey, if you could beat Toxxic, it can't be THAT hard." Maddix quips at his old adversary, still scanning the room in search of something. Or, someone. "And...you don't have to call me champ after every sentence you know." "Okay champ." "...how much have you had exactly Clark?" "Whadda'ya mean?" Clark drawls. "To drink Clark. How much have you had...to drink." "Nothin' champ. I've been sticking to the punch. See, there's this chick in front office who I kinda wanted to impress and when I get drunk, I tend to kinda ramble on and on without saying anything of any sort of...of...you know, revelance..." "Relevance?" "Exactly! So, I'm sticking to the punch, so I don't get drunk and make an ass of myself in front of this chick. She works in front office you see, and I kinda wanted to impress her..." "I hate to tell you Clark but...the punch isn't non-alcoholic." Alan suddenly stops rambling, a little surprised...which is odd, seeing as he's clearly pretty under the influence. "How much have you had?" Maddix asks again. "...a few glasses." "Right." "And...and I stole Todd's glass." "Right." "...a couple of times." "...right." "And I finished off the last jug because I was getting thirsty with all these lights and stuff." "That's great Clark, great." mumbles Maddix, again scanning the room as he continues to only half-listen to Clark. "Listen, I'd love to stay and chat to you. Well, actually, I really wouldn't. But...look, Clark, have you seen Meg..." "Allison!" Clark suddenly blurts out. "I've been trying to remember her name all night! I'll be back in a moment, don't go anywhere champ." With a wink, Clark staggers off in search of whoever the hell he was blathering about, leaving Maddix standing in the middle of the room with an incredulous look on his face. "I never liked him." Sighing, Maddix turns around and begins to look around again, but he obviously can't find who or what he's looking for, as he walks off aimlessly. You'd think the party would be centered around Maddix. He IS the new World Champion after all. He shouldn't be looking for anyone...people should be looking for him. But the party is in full swing and now, Maddix is just another party-goer. Groaning and mumbling to himself, Maddix taps a taller man on the shoulder. A taller man named Danny Dagda. "Hey...oh, hey!" Dagda chuckles. "Listen, thanks for the invite..." "No problem...uhm...Razor. Listen..." "It's Danny. Danny Dagda." "Of course, sorry." "Why did you call me Razor?" "Because...uhm...I have this thing, where I...create nicknames for people! Yeah. And I thought of razor...for you. 'Cause you're...uhm...sharp. Listen, I need to ask you something Dagda. Have you seen Meg..." "Razor eh?" Dagda muses. "Have you seen Megan?" Maddix suddenly rambles, determined to finish his sentence this time. "Have I seen Megan?" chuckles Dagda. "Hot damn, I've seen Megan, yeah. *wolf-whistles* She's looking mighty fine tonight I've gotta sa..." "No, I mean have you seen Megan around here anywhere? As in, where is she?" Dagda shrugs his shoulders with an uninterested grunt and quickly turns back to the two nameless women he was talking too. Glaring at Dagda, the World and ICTV Champion (w00t!) sighs and starts searching around once more for his valet. Which is hard to do, when Dominic Korgath is standing in his way. "Woah-ho!" Maddix chuckles. "Long time, no see. Listen, have you..." But Maddix again fails to finish his sentence...as Korgath steps to the side, introducing Maddix to his new friends, Max King and Kelly Connelly. Needless to say, that sucks the party spirit right out of the double champion. "Well, well, well." Kelly sneers, adjusting her own newly won World Title...of the Women's variety. "If it isn't Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix. 'Congratulations' Landon." "Yeah, whatever. Look, ha..." "Now that you're the...'World Champion'." King suddenly interrupts. "I guess you won't be needing MY belt anymore, eh kid? But, just a word of warning. Don't go handing it to anyone else just yet, please? After all, Kelly is almost finished in negotiating my World Title shot AND my ICTV Title shot against you." "Look, I didn't invite you two to get involved in some slanging match. Infact, come to think of it, I didn't invite you at all. But that's okay. I'm in a good mood, since winning the WORLD Heavyweight Championship." Kelly and King exchange a look of disgust as Maddix smiles wryly at another of his old adversaries...just as "Merry Christmas Everyone" stops and someone scrambles to change the CD. "I heard what you said and rest assured, I WON'T be giving up this ICTV Championship. To you or to anyone Now, have you seen Megan around?" Exchanging another look, Kelly and King smile wryly at one another, before Kelly sneers at Maddix once more. Meanwhile, in the background, "Lonely This Christmas" can be heard playing now. "Oh, I have NO idea WHERE she could BE!" Kelly howls dramatically, before snickering and pulling King over to the dance-floor. Leaving Maddix to scowl off in their direction, watching as King takes Kelly in his arms. Exactly what he wants at his party...one of his sworn enemies dancing the night away with the lady he loves. Or lusts after at least. Maddix continues to glare over at King and Kelly as they slowly begin to move around the dance-floor, along with plenty of other fledging couples... ...and Megan Skye... ...in the arms of Todd Cortez!?! "IT'LL BE LONELY THIS CHRISTMAS. WITHOUT YOU, TO HOLD." And sure enough, Maddix notices them at the most musically inopportune time. "IT'LL BE LONELY THIS CHRISTMAS. LONELY, AND COLD." Perhaps luckily, they don't notice him as he stares mouth agape. "IT'LL BE COLD, SO COLD... WITHOUT YOU, TO HOLD... ... THIS CHRISTMAS." As Maddix continues to stand frozen in the centre of the room, a hand lands on his shoulder. A gloved hand. Attached to some more spandex. Attached...to a mask. "Happy Holiday Citizen Maddix!" Pause, Spin, Pose, Trumpets. "Oh, and congratulations on a great victory by the way. Secretly, I'm rather glad you finally took the World Championship off of that vagabond Toxxic. I wish you the best of lu...what's the matter? ...oh." Comet finally catches Maddix's line of vision and sees Cortez and Megan dancing around the dancefloor, sighing as he does so. "Oh." "Yeah, oh." "...but you and Megan aren't...courting, are you?" "Courting? Who the hell uses that word anymore?" "Superheros." "Oh." Maddix groans, before sinking back into his sulk. "No...we're not." "Are Megan and Cortez?" "...it's Christmas and they're dancing to 'Lonely This Christmas'. You do the math." "It...could be perfectly innocent. I'm sure Megan thinks a lot of you..." "No, it's not that." Maddix insists. "I don't...you know. No. Me and Megan? No way. We're just friends. Colleagues. Work partners. Nothing more, nothing less." "Then, what exactly is the problem?" "...I don't know. It's just odd, seeing her with someone. Especially with Cortez. You know, because we're tag partners now and all. Sort of." Maddix stops, deep in thought. "Methinks I should go." Comet sighs before swooping off, leaving Maddix standing in the centre of the party. On his own. Alone. *****LATER THAT NIGHT***** 3:00 AM, and the last of the drunken stragglers has been escorted from the party. The room is now clear except for five. They of course being the members of Martial Law- Maddix, Clark, Cortez and Megan. Oh, and some bint Clark has pulled in the course of his ramblings. Ever the valet, Megan is busy sweeping over the room with a broom, picking up the various decorations that have been pulled from the ceiling, the many shards of broken glasses and what's left of an autographed Tom Flesher picture (I had to mention him somewhere). Meanwhile, Cortez and Maddix are busy clearing the tables of empty bowls and glasses, dumping them in-discriminately into a black trash bag. "So...Hardcore Champion, huh?" Maddix finally mumbles, breaking what had been a slightly awkward silence. "Should be fun." "I'm just glad I managed to get the last laugh." Cortez smiles. And just like that, another awkward silence falls. "Listen...I just wanted to say, I'm cool with it." Maddix has stopped his cleaning now and is looking at Cortez ready to guage his reaction. Which doesn't come, as Cortez continues cleaning, oblivious. "So long as you don't want a shot, that's fine." "No! No, I didn't mean that. Goodness no. I'm just saying, I'm not going to come between your relationship...it's hardly my place now, is it." "Exactly. Last time we had a hardcore match, I beat your ass, remember?" Maddix smiles...and then realises Cortez hasn't understood quite correctly. "I...didn't mean the Hardcore Gamers...Megan!" "What about her?" "I'm cool with it." Looking rather confused, Cortez takes a half-empty glass in his hand...eyeing up the contents, ut deciding against risking a drink of it. After all, you never know where some of these WFers have been. "Forgive me for...you know, being a bit slow on the uptake here champ. But, I don't have the slightest clue what you're talking about. Are you saying, you and her are..." "No. I'm saying, you and her are." Cortez suddenly stops, raising an eyebrow as he unconsciously drops a glass bottle into his trash bag, the bottle smashing as it hits the rest of the trash. "Listen, you don't need to sneak around Todd. I saw you two. Dancing. Earlier? Remember?" "Oh...that..." A serious tone has filled the air now as the two allies are staring at one another, neither quite sure how to react. Until Cortez starts to fight back laughter. Only to burst out into hysterics moments later, unable to hold it. Maddix looks a little pertubed as he doesn't get the joke, but Cortez seems to find the funny side of this. "You...thought me and Megan...you thought that us dancing...oh man, you're priceless." Cortez splutters in between fits of chuckling. "That was nothin'." "Nothing?" Maddix asks incredulously. "It's a Christmas party Landon! It's what people do. They drink, they eat and they dance. Just because Alan's desperate to get his leg over with anything that wears a dress, doesn't mean I am. Besides, everyone knows you've got the hots for her yourself. Wouldn't be right to be moving in on her now, would it. We've only just alligned with each other." Cortez stops, judging from Maddix's reaction that he needs a moment. "Everybody?" Maddix finally sputters. "What?" "Everybody thinks I've got the hots for Megan?" "Well, everybody except her maybe. It's just a rumour, obviously." "But...we're..." "Just friends, I know. Which explains that time you wore nothing but the European Title and a pair of boxer shorts in front of her one time back in the SJL, right? And, let's face it...why would you have asked about me and her if you didn't have intentions of your own?" Pausing again, Maddix picks up another empty bottle...before placing it back on the table absent-mindedly. Over his shoulder a certain someone is walking over now and Maddix seems keen to suddenly start clearing up once more. "So...when do you want your title shot Todd?"

Scary shit. I can't imagine a 30 foot wave and just the thought of it is just crazy. The pictures they had on the news here of the wreckage were mad.

This year has been a turbulent one for the World Heavyweight Championship belt. Ten different champions, twelve title changes and a heel of a lot of grapplin'. It was a year where one man achieve his World Title dreams...three times over. A year where men shocked the world. A year where one man finally threatened to rival ELM's epic title reign. And a year, you'll want to preserve forever with this 'DVD'. 24 great matches on far too many discs, for you to relive the ups and downs of 2004 at the top. SWF Lockdown, 1/7/04- Ejiro Fasaki © vs. Danny Williams The first show of the SWF year, headlined by a battle anticipated for some time. The New Year's champion Ejiro Fasaki had finally broken from his tag team mould so to speak, to become the premier performer. But his opponent would be the formidable Danny Williams...on a night that would set the tone for the coming year. SWF Smarkdown, 1/12/04- Danny Williams © vs. Ejiro Fasaki From the anticipated battle to the anticipated rematch. Less than a week into Danny Williams' first title reign, he would put the World Title on the line against the former champion, who was looking desperately to set the record straight and recover from his disheartening title loss. SWF Clusterfuck 2004, 2/1/04- Danny Williams © vs. Va'aiga Two behemoths of the SWF, one on one. Danny Williams, master of the elbow. Va'aiga, master of the LARIATO~!, in all it's zany descriptions. Seemingly something HAD to give in this war, and boy did it! For those of a nervous disposition...well, you might as well get ready to turn into a quivering wreck. SWF From The Fire 2004, 3/8/04- Va'aiga © vs. Charlie 'Grappler' Matthews Former Unnamed allies torn apart, after Grappler's titanic victory in the Clusterfuck the previous month. After ridding Grappler of 'his' Unnamed, The Maori Badass set himself ready for this sure-fire battle. A match that could have been fought under mutual respect would now be fought out of pure hatred...in a special "Two Straight Falls" Match that was one not to be forgotten. SWF Battleground 2004, 4/25/04- Charlie 'Grappler' Matthews © vs. 'The Notorious' John Duran Two more of the SWF's premier big-men took the headline spot at the P P V, with Charlie Matthews facing the new leader of The Unnamed, "The Notorious" John Duran. Duran came in knowing he'd be up against the most successful champion of the year thus far, but any fear he may have had certainly did not show in another hard hitting war over the gold. SWF Storm, 5/5/04- 'The Notorious' John Duran © vs. Danny Williams John Duran's World Title reign could hardly have hit tougher opposition so early in the form of Danny Williams. The former World Champion had recovered from his match with Va'aiga and was ready to try and make himself a 2 time Champ, whilst Duran was looking to keep his title reign going. SWF Storm, 5/14/04- Danny Williams © vs. Nathaniel Kibagami Two times the champ, Danny Williams' fledgling World Title reign reached 9 days before this encounter with the veteran 'Silent'. An unpredictable man at the best of times, it's only fitting that 'Silent' was involved in one of the most unpredictable World Title matches of the year. After all, who could have expected this? SWF Smarkdown, 5/24/04- Nathaniel Kibagami © vs. Danny Williams Finally a World Champion as many will say he should have been, at some point, Kibagami learned of the perils of the rematch clause. A pissed off Danny Williams recieves his rematch just ten days after becoming a two-time ex-champion and this match promised to be just as hard hitting and upredictable as the original was. SWF 13th Hour 2004, 6/13/04- Danny Williams © vs. 'The Hell Machine' Janus In his longest of 3 World Title reigns, Danny walked into 13th Hour with another huge challenge to face. Janus. Or, is that Terrence Bailey? Whatever the name, the mixed-up ex-Unholy Trinity member provided a great opponent for Danny. Hard hitting? This is the match for you my strong style loving friends. SWF Ground Zero 2004, 8/1/04- 'The Hell Machine' Janus © vs. Tom Flesher vs. Toxxic For the past 8 months, the SWF's upper echelon had been dominated by the bigmen. But finally, the tide was set to change in this Two Out Of Three Falls Triple Threat Match, as finally two cruiserweight challengers stepped up to the plate. The greatest champion of 2003 Tom Flesher had been here before. But for Toxxic, this would be his first step up to the very big time, after a crazy half year. Janus had meanwhile crushed all opposition ahead of this match. But, this would be his greatest challenge. SWF Lockdown, 8/11/04- Toxxic © vs. Dace Night Toxxic. The rookie turned champion had proven himself to the world in his 6 months in the business. But here, he faced his first real challenge. Could he prove his title victory was not a fluke and prove he belonged in the main event, but defeating the dominant Dace Night? SWF Storm, 8/20/04- Toxxic © vs. Johnny Dangerous When you think of Johnny Dangerous, it's not unfair to think of the word 'Wildchild'. And why not? Wild and Dangerous were one hell of a tag team. But as this match drew around, Johnny was out to prove himself in the dog eat dog singles division. Answering Toxxic's open challenge, Johnny got a title shot that few expected him to make good of. Then again, people have been wrong before... SWF Smarkdown, 8/30/04- Johnny Dangerous © vs. Jamie Drazon The SWF's two JDs do battle, inside of a Hell In A Cell! Why? Who cares!?! This one needs little explanation but deserves to be contested over the World Heavyweight Championship. SWF Genesis V, 9/19/04- Johnny Dangerous © vs. Toxxic Rematches have proven dangerous things for World Champions in 2004. At the biggest show of the year, these two men headlined Genesis V in their rematch...something which would have been unthinkable in the first quarter of the year. And as a result, these two men both had something to prove as they did battle on the biggest stage for the biggest prize. SWF Storm, 10/8/04- Toxxic © vs. Mike Van Siclen As important as the SWF World Title is, this match took on extra importance at the time. Mike Van Siclen, SWF favourite and mains tay had never been World Heavyweight Champion in his SWF career. This would be his last chance, in this epic Career vs. Title Match. Toxxic's belt versus MVS's career, this match was one to remember. SWF Lockdown, 10/13/04- Toxxic © vs. Andrea Montgomery As far as World Champions go, Toxxic seemed to go against the grain of those previous. Perhaps not since ELM himself had there been a more light-heavyweight styled World Champion. As high-flying goes, Andrea Montgomery has to be considered in every arguement. The notorious speedster got her World Championship rematch after the controversial ending to these two's first meeting, in perhaps the most aerial World Title match of the year. SWF Ashes To Ashes 2004, 11/7/04- Toxxic © vs. Annie Eclectic Hated at the best of times, despised for the rest, this was an odd night for Toxxic. He returned home, to a positive reaction. This match against the SWF's most memorable female athlete Annie Eclectic, fought under hardcore rules, will no doubt live long in these two athletes memories...for different reasons. And will doubt live in the fans' memories as one hell of a battle. SWF Slay Ride 2004, 12/21/04- Toxxic © vs. Landon 'La Cucaracha' Maddix The last match of 2004. Toxxic, longest reigning champion since Tom Flesher, looked to end the year with the gold. His opponent, Landon Maddix, had spent the last half year establishing himself in the singles ranks. These two young stars, touted as the future of the SWF by many pundits, did battle for the first time EVER at the SWF's Christmas show, showing how much the company had evolved over the year in this historic match. EXTRAS: SWF Storm, 1/16/04- Danny Williams © vs. Michael Craven World champion Danny Williams defended his championship for the second time here against the 'memorable' Michael Craven. For Danny, a chance to prove himself worthy of the gold. For Craven, a chance to prove himself worthy of being higher up the card. SWF Storm, 2/6/04- The Night After The 'Fuck It was all change with Va'aiga's first World Championship reign underway. But Va'aiga was not in the moodd to celebrate. He had important, Unnamed business to take care of. But...he wasn't the only one who was 'all business'. SWF Smarkdown, 2/16/04- Va'aiga lures in Dace The infamous, Barbed Wire Cell Timebomb Deathmatch that never happened. See the controversy in it's entirety. SWF Lockdown, 3/21/04- Charlie 'Grappler' Matthews © vs. Landon Maddix A No Disqualification match featuring former Unnamed member 'Grappler' and current Unnamed member Maddix. Maddix had picked up pinfall victories over Grappler in tag matches over previous shows, but would this first title shot come to soon for La Cucaracha? SWF Storm, 6/18/04- Janus spits on the ICTV Title New World Champion Janus came into the post-13th Hour edition of Storm as a double champion. He left rather unceremoniously, after much controversy. SWF Storm, 7/17/04- Toxxic vs. Tom Flesher With the triple threat match featuring Flesher, Toxxic and Janus on the horizon, the two challengers went one on one to try and gain some momentum ahead of the big show. However, the presence of Janus at ringside would surely play it's part. SWF Storm, 9/29/04- Toxxic © vs. Andrea Montgomery The original match between these two high-fliers didn't quite go according to plan, courtesy of a certain former tag team champion... SWF Smarkdown, 11/27/04- Toxxic © vs. Carnage The crazy newcomer Carnage recieved his first World Title shot early in his career, facing off against Toxxic in a match many believed may provide the upset of the year. Then again, Toxxic has been counted out before... SWF Storm, 12//04- Landon Maddix vs. Sacred The finals of the first ever Cold Front Classic Tournament, fought under 2 out of 3 Falls, would determine the number one contender to Toxxic's World Title at the Christmas extravaganza. Former World Champion Sacred held a victory over his opponent earlier in the year, while Maddix was the #1 seed in the tournament...and only one man could get the all important title shot. SWF Lockdown, 12/15/04- Maddix experiences a Toxxic Cold Front The Cold Front Classic trophy presentation ceremony was the perfect chance for Toxxic to confront the new number one contender, ahead of the upcoming title battle.

OMG! Cool stuff Toxx, as per usual.

I got DiBiase and Piper as X-Mas presents. Worth it just for $$$ and old school IC belts.

Little Disclaimer: This isn't the seeds of a Cortez/Maddix feud over Megan, don't worry. It's taken me 12 months to follow up on the Megan/Maddix sexual tension dealy properly. And this is it. And before you ask, Revolution Zero weren't invited. OMG NEW GLASS CEILING INSTALLED~!

You shall see momentarily. Or maybe not, but it's not in a bad way or anything.

The use of Luther. Good character, slower intro, hid his limitations. Turned him into something quite valuable. The new Bischoff. WM XX's ending. JBL. Best character they've created for sometime. Shelton Benjamin. And yes, the DVDs. The ECW one in particular was surprisingly great.

Something. EDIT: Or, to make it sound more interesting, something from the SWF World Heavyweight Champion. EDIT 2: Not literally obviously, as this is the OAOAST...so, something from Rodez. Or GBA. Maybe.

Oh, I almost forgot Edge vs. Kane. That was HORRIBLE. I don't remember Edge/Orton being all that bad. Certainly not worst match of the year. Maven/HHH has been wiped from my memory, as it should be from everyone's. Instantly forgettable but again, not the worst match of the year.