ChrisMWaters

...Mickie James' theme is a voiceless rip-off of "Oh Mickey"

If Trish happens to win tonight, it'll have been exactly 1 year that Trish has held the title.

Women's Championship up next.

Easy enough. It's a new year. Kurt shooting a bit...saying some bad things, then saying that no matter what he says, people will cheer him in the match.

You know, if it was THIS Ric Flair in the match... ...then that ending would have NEVER happened.

Edge gets disqualified when he hits Flair with the briefcase while Lita is in the Figure 4 Leglock

Why's that?

Intercontinental Championship to start off. Edge has "R Rated Superstar" themed tights now. Lita wearing a "Rated R Superstar" shirt and TIGHT (as in, looks almost painted on) pants.

All right...it's time to see if the curse last year at this time was just from being in Puerto Rico or it was the New Year's Revolution PPV.

Any chance Kurt Angle will bust out new ring attire tonight?

I know it's NEVER going to happen... But I wanna see Helms bust out the Vertibreaker on Lawler tonight.

Chavo defeats Snitsky. Me=

Chavo/Snitsky for Heat.

I'd laugh if this was some way of trying to surprise people when Bret is FINALLY announced as being inducted.

Hey, at least it's not Chyna's child. Picture Triple H's nose and Chyna's pre-surgery chin on a kid.

Well, for someone like Piper, I could see it working in the fact that his character was the type that was liable to get in a fight at any time.

Four words: First female world champion. Slightly off topic... But sadly enough, I was delusional enough to want Chyna to have that honor. This was back during Chyna's first IC title run.

They'll stop when Triple H's newborn son/daughter wins the title on a major fluke.

Didn't Maniac Mansion get turned into a TV series?

Regardless you'd think they wouldn't make light of death so soon after losing one of their own. That's how they deal with things, like if Triple H lost a leg from a car accident, we'd probably get jokes about that too. They'd bring Zack Gowen back under contract?

I wonder... Will WWE.com put pictures of Stephanie in Labor up on the site when the time comes?

You're twisted, you know that?

No, that would be Karma for Shawn Michaels' next child.

Unless the Quad Tear was already the Karma attack.

Why go back to ground beef, when you've been eating steak for 3 years? Because the so-called steak has gotten rancid.