ChrisMWaters

KERWIN! Kerwin/Shelton next.

Get the DVD when it comes out.

And then Big Show nails Snitsky twice with the bell.

O_O Big Show did a nip-up. I SWEAR I'm not kidding about that. And Big Show victorious.

Snitsky did a back suplex on Big Show! The old Shawn Michaels finisher type, for the record.

ZZ Top in the front row at Unforgiven! Snitsky/Show next.

Flair downs a whole bottle of Viagra before joining the girls in the limo.

Trish gets the pin on Victoria by Chick Kick.

Every time I see Trish do the Matrix Move, I think her spine is made of plastic.

And now Ashley playing "Face In Peril" to Victoria and Torrie. ...mostly Victoria. Torrie JUST NOW tags in.

They're starting with Trish and Vicky. I say they should keep it between those two to make this match even slightly enjoyable.

I think Val Venis on Heat.

Next up, Divas Tag Match. ...Torrie carrying a little puppy to a ring for some reason. O_o

Lita and Edge talking about how they had fun when Matt tried calling them.

Flair regrets Trips wasn't around to see the cellebration. And he gets two girls from the front row to join him in cellebration!

Flair punched Carlito's apple as he tried to do the face spit, and he started choking on it. FIGURE FOUR! CARLITO TAPS! NEW IC CHAMP!

FLAIR *FINALLY* DID A TOP ROPE MOVE SUCCESSFULLY! ...course, it was a clothesline off the top.

<JR>(About Carlito)His best years are still to come. <me>JR and McMahon hope, anyway.

First cheating move just done with Flair's thumb to the eye. ...well, if you don't count the hairpulling earlier on.

Carlito did a Flair strut. And the world either cries or doesn't care.

First match on the card: Intercontinental Championship. Flair with a black robe with either blue or purple (I can never tell) feathered trim around the shoulders, wrists, and bottom.

What if PPVs reach KOTR '95 or GAB '91 levels of bad? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Then it'll be amusing for WrestleCrap purposes. Like I said, I always find SOME enjoyment from PPVs.

Opening package...focusing on Cena/Angle. Angle does NOT look right holding the Cena-ized WWE Title.

OK. Plus, the fact that I do Play by Play for friends of mine. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I envy you. I really do. I wish I had those balls. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Look, I found enjoyment out of WrestleMania IX as well as WOW Unleashed. As long as it's not Heroes of Wrestling, I figure I'll be safe. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Are you going to provide us with a on-going PBP or even an aim chat? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'll give recap results here, yes. AIM, no. I don't like doing the AIM chats, plus I'm too busy right now to do one.

JR rarely ever calls moves. I mean, when's the last time that special kick of Shelton's was called the Dragon Whip. ...hmm, Jericho in the package. He returns to cost Angle the title?