ChrisMWaters

Well, I think I could get used to the being beaten up. I was a Center in my High School Football Team as well as a 215 pound wrestler... But yeah, I'd rather be a manager. Less chances of injuries, more chances of talking...and they just seem to have more fun. Plus, while your competitor is wrestling, you can taunt the fans a bit. EDIT: Oh, and my manager gimmick (like how Heyman used to have the Cell Phone, Hart had the Megaphone, Captain Lou had the rubber bands on his face) would be having mini-title belts on my wrists. As a heel manager, I'd give one to my protegee...have him (or her, depending) wrap the belt around his/her hand and clock his/her opponent with it.

Don't forget Austin was NEVER pinned by Rock until WMXIX. Rock pinned Austin at Survivor Series 2001 in the Winner Take All Match. OK...never pinned CLEANLY.

You remind me of a Venturaism from WrestleMania 4... (Bam Bam and Oliver come out) <Ventura>Ah, here come the Ugly Twins!

Weird...I read on a wrestling facts site that Andre's winning streak was 10 years... Shows how much I know...or that site.

Sure...into a spaceship heading for the sun, where her silicone infested body will melt into nothingness. ...put HHH in there while we're at it.

Legit...it was at least 10 years.

Even better, how about HHH never wrestle EVER AGAIN!

Or my personal favorite... "That referee right there wasn't even suppossed to be in the RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!"

Nah, HHH can't do the fingerpoke of Doom. Only Hogan has "The Touch". Only he has the power. When all hell's breaking loose, he'll be riding the eye of the storm! He's got the... Oh, sorry.

Well it looks like Smackdown 200 will be a pretty good show...

MSG is a little different though. MSG is pretty much WWE's hometown. It's the arena most used by Vince J McMahon, it's the only arena thus far that will hold WrestleMania 3 times...

I'd be praying for HHH to lose...but that may not happen. Maybe we'll get lucky and HHH gets injured severely and has to be out of action for a while in the match.

...Title vs. Mask? Hoo boy.

....Lawler compared RVD to the turtle from "Finding Nemo"... That's the moment of the night for me thus far. Well, that and how Flair sold the Socko Claw!

Well, the Vengence logo looks cooler this year.

Hehehehe...I missed Socko

EMERALD CUTTER!

Foley need to have rubber bands all over his face. True. ...I would like to see Foley be a manager. That could be good for him, and it would prevent him from being in that damn authority position that we have too many of as it is. Oh, and I liked Orton's old tights better.

Hmm...Foley reminds me of Captain Lou when he comes out managing someone.

No, Kane is from a basement. GLEN JACOBS is from Spain.

...Rico and Jackie Gayda did a Love Connection like entrance. And no stupid "You Look So Good To Me" music!

HEH! Rico got his own segment! ...and the worst wrestler in history is with him.

And Team WCW wins the match! *Remember back in the day Booker T defeated Goldberg cleanly.

They should put Storm in Evolution. He needs SOMETHING.

Theodore Long looks like a damn ice-cream Salesman...