As I said earlier in this thread...here's the Hogan/Warrior promo exchange from Mania VI.
...don't know if they're bad as much as they're...bizarre.
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Gene: Hulk Hogan, the greatest World Wrestling Federation Champion of all time! Here we are at WrestleMania VI. The waiting's over...here comes The Ultimate Challenge.
Hulk: You know something, Mean Gene, you don't have to remind me and my Hulkamaniacs that at Skydome we're gonna face The Ultimate Challenge brother. When we crossed the border from the United States of America to Canada, I was hovering over Skydome brother, I saw what was beneath me man! I saw the greatest arena of all time, where The Ultimate Challenge will take place! And as we landed brother, nothing but stark-raving Hulkamaniacs were there to greet me at the airport. Nothing but positive vibes, man! Hulkamania is runnin' wild like it's never ran before! But The Ultimate Warrior...you must realize that when you step into Skydome, when you feel the energy that is gonna run wild throughout the arena, those are my people, that's my energy brother! And Ultimate Warrior (holds up hand) THIS is where the power lies, man! In the power of the Hulkster, the largest arms in the world. And once I get you down on your knees Ultimate Warrior I'm gonna ask you one question, brother. I'm gonna ask you 'Do you want to live forever?'. And if your answer is 'Yes' Ultimate Warrior, then breathe your last breath into my body. I can save ya! My Hulkamaniacs can save ya! We can turn the darkness that you live in into the light. We can save all your little Warriors with the training, the prayers and the vitamins! But I've gotta prove one thing to all my Hulkamaniacs out there: It's not whether you win or whether you lose. The only thing that matters is what kind of winner you are or what kind of loser you are. And Ultimate Warrior, I sure hope you're a good loser, brother. Whatchu gonna do, in Skydome, when the largest arms in the world and Hulkamania destroys you?
Gene: All right, the time is now, Hulkster, thank you! Standing by, Sean Mooney!
Sean: Thank you, Mean Gene, I'm with the reigning Intercontinental Champion the Ultimate...
Warrior: (Grabbing Mooney and the mike)YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A NORMAL! You don't deserve to breathe the same air that I and Hulk Hogan do! (Shoves Mooney away) Hulk Hogan, I must ask you now, as you asked me: Do you, Hulk Hogan, want your ideas...your beliefs...to live forever? For Hulk Hogan, in this normal world, physically, NONE of us can live forever! But the places you have taken the Hulkamaniacs, the ideas and beliefs you have given them, can live through me Hulk Hogan. That is why I breathe! That is why the Warriors have come! Hulk Hogan, there are ones that question WHERE YOU ARE TAKING THEM! Do you no longer want to walk or step into that darkness? Hulk Hogan, the darkness I speak of is nothing to fear! It is about the beliefs of accepting any and all challenges at the cost of losing everything Hulk Hogan. You have lived Hulk Hogan for the last five WrestleManias for this one belief! Now Hulk Hogan I come to take what you believe in further than you ever could! I come Hulk Hogan, NOT to destroy the Hulkamaniacs and Hulkamania. I come Hulk Hogan to bring the Warriors and Hulkamaniacs together as one as we, Hulk Hogan, accept all of the challenges with all the strengths of the Warriors and Hulkamaniacs together. Hulk Hogan, the colors of the Hulkamaniacs are coming through the pores of my skin! And Hulk Hogan, when we meet Hulk Hogan, I will look at you and you will realize then that I have come to do no one no harm! But only Hulk Hogan to take what we both believe in to places (looks up) it shall never have been!
