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  1. Bah... *Has Giant Gonzales pick HSJ over his head, arms fully outstretched, and tosses him into the rampway.*
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    Worst Announcer Ever

    Here's someone that nobody mentioned that I heard wasn't that great an announcer: Bruno Sammartino
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    Worst Announcer Ever

    Just trying to remember, who were the announcers used for WOW?
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    How much longer do you think

    HHH's time is numbered...the countdown is ON! Tick tock...tick tock. Sorry, had to do that. But that does express my feelings too.
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    How dumb can Vince BE?

    Yeah, very true about that. I just wonder how long ECW would have lasted if they had backing like WWF/E people had.
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    How dumb can Vince BE?

    You know...I'm thinking... If Heyman took some better business courses in his life, he probably could have kept ECW running to this day. And let us hope that Vince starts learning better. But...watching the Best of WrestleMania 1-15 tape I most recently found, it's doubtful. He said the best match in WrestleMania history was Hogan vs. Andre at WM3.
  7. Cause you're a nincompoop?
  8. That's what you think... *borrows New Jack's weapons...petting the staple-gun!*
  9. *Kane Style Fireball to HSJ's face* Don't mess with the secret powers. *Molly cuddles me* :: oversells by diving off the roof of my house :: and I WANT A MOLLY BLOW UP DOLL! <Molly>*sigh* All right, let's get him one. <Me>Right...which version of you should he get? <Molly>Good question...
  10. *Kane Style Fireball to HSJ's face* Don't mess with the secret powers. *Molly cuddles me*
  11. ...I'm not a stalker...I'm her lover! So I no sell! BOOYA!
  12. You forgot the WINNER of the Rumble... THE BALD BOMBSHELL, MOLLY'S #1 LOVER, CHRIS...M...WATERS!
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    Best/Worst Ring Announcer Ever

    Who were the ring announcers from ECW?
  14. Why...you gonna "DiBiase" a number? What do you mean "DiBiase" a number? In the 1989 Royal Rumble, Ted DiBiase seemingly had a bad number, so he bought Number 30 from whoever had it.
  15. Why...you gonna "DiBiase" a number?
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    Rumble Question

    I belive that the winner of the rumble will get the main event title match. ...however, here's somethings I've always wondered about the Royal Rumble match: how do they decide who eliminates who in the match? Do they do random drawings for all of the numbers (doubtful), just some (less doubtful), or just pick the best spot for each person?
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    Stasiak coming back to WWE?

    I want both Curt Hennig and Shawn Stasiak to be re-hired by WWE. Then we can have the Perfect Team...Mr. Perfect and Perfectshawn!
  18. *Is happy with his number.* But it didn't matter if I got one or 30...The Doc says this...He's gonna raise his pinky to his mouth..kiss it...and then he's going to use his "special moves" to eliminate the "superstars" of this Rumble. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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    Legit Height of Certain wrestlers......

    I think that ECW was the first to say that he was 155 pounds. I think I heard he's really 180 something.
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    E&C Reforming, Rico "advising" Jeff, Goldy drunk..

    I know who it is! The man so extreme he wrestled matches with a broken neck. The one...the only... BUFF BAGWELL!
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    Legit Height of Certain wrestlers......

    Yeah...I don't think that the Big Show has EVER been given a hometown. Not in WCW when he was The Giant, and not in WWF/E as the Big Show.
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    Legit Height of Certain wrestlers......

    Aaah, I see. Would be nice to see her announced like that...
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    Legit Height of Certain wrestlers......

    Aah...interesting... But probably right, unlike the 6'7-6'8 they used to bill him as.
  24. Bah...none of you can compare to...the DOC! [Dr Evil Voice]I'm going to go out there, and throw you over the top rope like I was firing a "laser" at the planet! *pinky to mouth*[/Dr Evil Voice]
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    Legit Height of Certain wrestlers......

    Weird...if Andre was only 6'10...they must have given him lifts in his shoes. Cause he was WAY taller than Hogan was in their WrestleMania 3 match...though I don't know how tall Hogan is legit.
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