ChrisMWaters

Hometown pop

...you know something...Paul Heyman reminds me of the Danny DeVito version of The Penguin...

...hmm...fuse the Ultimate Warrior and Scott Steiner...

COLE AND TAZZ TURKEY!

Scott wants Nidia as one of his freaks!

They said that Cat might go on Velocity as the color guy

At least Eddy isn't wearing those green tights anymore. THat hurt my eyes to watch. It just wasn't him. Angle with a knee brace...THEY'RE MAKING HIM THE FUSION OF HOGAN, LUGER, AND AUSTIN!

By the way...as bad as Moolah is, at least Mae Young isn't with her.

Well, that was from when Mollah was remotely good looking to when Wendy Richter took the title from her.

Hey, Moolah got out of her coma!

Nightstick as a thermometer?

Let's see how long this "suspension" will go on. ...wait a second...for World Title credibility, they give Angle the Bret Hart treatment...but for this, they give Lesnar it...

Hehehehe...they did with the Cat the same thing that they did with Heyman. ...F5 HER BROCK!

I didn't say it was a good idea, I just said that I could see WWE doing it.

Something I wanna note... Were the rosters not split right now, I could easilly see Heyman getting Batista under his wing to take out Lesnar.

No food fight?

Actually, to me, it's more like the old Bossman/Heenan feud. Heenan threw every "Heenan Family" member at Bossman to keep Bossman away from Mr. Perfect.

Does this mean he's gonna have promos where he says he's not a psycho, is the master and ruler of the world, and blinks a lot?

....I'm trying to picture Brock in the original Red Ranger outfit, and it's scary. Especially since last time, I pictured Brock being the MegaMan of pro wrestling...

RVD I definately think could do a SSP. When he was in his prime, I bet Shawn could have done a Shooting Star Press if he tried. When HHH was about 70 pounds less muscle, I think he MIGHT have been able to do it.

In that case... BOTCHED SSP ON HHH! BOTCHED SSP ON HHH! HHH OUT FOR 3 YEARS! ALL THE CHOIRS OF ANGELS SING!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA It's funny because it's true. Illusion HEY!

I think that Trish and Victoria are starting to make Women's wrestling slowly more like Men's wrestling. Notice that, at least on Raw, there's a lot less "showcase" matches, such as Bra and Panties and such.

Exactly. Not like most of the other WWE girls to me. Well, shit.. I didn't think we were talking about fucking girlfriends. Seriously though.. lemme get your sisters didgets. She wouldn't be interested in you. She's not a wrestling fan for one, two her husband and her have been dating ever since the sixth grade, and three she doesn't like people who call other people fags for no reason.

Heh, well I had an unfortunate fate: I was born here. But I'm a 20 minute drive from Philadelphia, and a 30 minute one from Atlantic City Exactly. Not like most of the other WWE girls to me. If this was the 80s, it'd be Ms. Elizabeth insted of Molly.