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MATTITUDE!

See that? That's how long Show/Angle should last. HEH! Chimmel gets dunked!

HURRICANE FAN! AND OFFICER MARIE!

Maybe give it to Edge?

BROOD MUSIC!

Big Show apparently forgetting about the Yokozuna casket match from Rumble 94...

<B&R Mr. Freeze>Nope...always go a size smaller...makes me look slimmer! Er...from the Schumaker "film?" DIE!! EEEP! HEH! Lesnar speaks for the Smarks!

LESNAR FACE POP! I guess everyone just wants him to shut up Big Show.

<B&R Mr. Freeze>Nope...always go a size smaller...makes me look slimmer!

Cause Big Show didn't want to take that effort? ...great...Show's STILL in the ring?

Perhaps that's why he had the old outfits. Though...the stuff he wore tonight means we got to see less of his ugly body...

You know what's REALLY funny? This is the man who actually used to weigh 400 pounds in WCW. Hehe...true.

You know what's funny...I think Big Show shaved his head completely bald while in OVW. He might look better in that. ...wait...Big Show wrestles in street clothes now?

Ladies and Gentlemen...the set up for the break up. F5 HEYMAN!

SCREAM ANGLE! SUPER FUNAKI!

And Dawn Marie goes as the Big Boss Woman

Vanilla Cena. Torrie, Warrior Princess! ...uh oh...NOOOOOOO!

And Edge no-sells to victory.

WHEN TAG-CHAMPS COLLIDE!

....Edge is channeling Rhyno when doing his spears now.

Yeah, I noticed that too. Kinda reminds me of the old events from the early 80s.

CROSSFACE! BLOCKED DROPKICK TO THE CROSSFACE! DAMN THAT ROPE RULE!

Commercial break during a match... NITRO POWER! Though, in all fairness, WWF used to do this during old Raws and Superstars

Ladies and gentlemen...here's your gory horror for the evening...the disection of Edge.

*Digs a 20 foot deep grave to toss Edge in for after this match.