ChrisMWaters

You forgot something about Jinsei... He was stuck in a tag team with Barry Horowitz. THat should tell you something else that he disliked about his WWF tenure.

Shouldn't that, with the I changed to We, be the motto of the SmartMarks?

Oh, he might have... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IN HHH'S WILDEST FANTASIES! HA! Ok...that was stupid.

If that DOES happen, let's hope that Happy Heyman does NOT make the same mistakes that he did when he was in charge of ECW.

*Ponders if Smarks were saying the same thing back in the early-mid 90's*

Guys, think about it this way: You know it's either gonna be Shane or Stephanie that takes over the business when Vince either retires or kicks the bucket. Which one would you rather have: Stephanie, who makes terrible storylines and bores the hell out of people...or Shane, who is off WWE TV right now because he realizes how bad the company is doing?

Except for the last one (Bossman killed that one)...Kane is GUILTY AS CHARGED! *Dresses like a Judge* Now it's time for your execution! *Sid comes out to beat up Kane* [Anyone who gets that reference gets a cookie* Judge Jeff Jones. Heh...yeah. Was wondering if anyone remembered that from Sid's short ECW tenure. ...course, I think in ECW was where Sid worked his best. *shrug* Anyway...here's the cookie!

Hopefully that will be a message to Vince McMahon: Retirement is now for you. Think about it...at least Vince McMahon Sr. knew when to call it quits. He gave the company to Vince Jr. after 20 years of WWWF/WWF. Now...it's time for Vince Jr. to pass it on to Shane. (NOT Stephanie...no way in hell). Hell, it's been over 20 years since Vince Jr. took over...

You weren't disturbed at all by the Big Bossman interrupting Big Show's funeral angle?

Except for the last one (Bossman killed that one)...Kane is GUILTY AS CHARGED! *Dresses like a Judge* Now it's time for your execution! *Sid comes out to beat up Kane* [Anyone who gets that reference gets a cookie*

You know what would have been REALLY funny. If Yoko was still around and in WWE right now...him doing a Spinaroonie

Just what the post says...if WWE decided to end the roster split, when should they end it at? The two major possibilities being Survivor Series or WrestleMania. Survivor Series would work, sorta like they did last year. It was the end of the WCW/ECW Alliance. If one different type of roster could end there, leading to the future of the wrestling industry...why can't this one? Plus...the name sorta works: Who Will Survive? Then again...the 1 year anniversarry (just about) of the split, WrestleMania, could also be a could place as any to end the split of the roster. Sure, it would be a longer time to wait, but it would be the biggest show of the year. The greatest spectacle of the year: WrestleMania 19: The Re-Uniting. What do you people think?

Because the WWE would be desperate with ratings, and claim that the split was a failure, so they would decide to reunite the rosters. Just a hypothetical situation. In my personal opinion...if they just pushed the people better on the shows before hand...there would have been no need for the roster split. But that's just my opinion.

Well, I did hear that Raven is more like who he is than...say...Scotty the Body, Scotty Flamingo, or Johnny Polo were. ...wait...how the hell did Raven get stuck with a "Johnny" nickname if his real name is Scott?

I think Bret just isn't all that sane of a human being, to tell you the truth. Could be... All the concussions he's had over the years, including the one that ended his career...one can only wonder. Though personally, I would LOVE to see him in a match with Vince McMahon. A Submission match. >=D

Two BIG examples of wrestlers who let their egos and characters take over their lives: Bret Hart: He really thinks he's as great as he was made to be. He may be...but it also makes him bitter at times. Ultimate Warrior:...do I need to say anything else about this one?

People said that Jeff was a possibility to be the next Shawn Michaels? More like now, Matt Hardy is the Bret Hart of the team. Jeff not surviving well without Matt...just like Neidhart without Hart.

Another thing I noticed... at times...Lesnar sells like Hennig

Hmm...I figured a reason Goldberg could come to WWE... He can decimate Edge for the spear usage.

Damn...Mysterio vs. Lesnar. I fear for Rey Rey. ;_;

so Lesnar is a face now?!?!? Here is hoping Brock throws Rey through Edge.... So...Rey plays himself, Brock plays Nash, and Edge plays the Trailer? GENIUS!

"She won a Bikini Contest, she won a lingerie contest, what CAN'T she do?" Um...wrestle?

Fun thought seeing Dawn Marie... Recent WWE magazine suggests that Dawn may be just one of many Ex ECW girls coming to WWE. Kimona Wanalaya soon?

No no no...Ron's line is "Dayum" Slight difference.

....OK...why the hell do they still have D-Von the Minister. Since Batista debuted in the ring, they have done NOTHING to promote that gimmick!