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Tajiri mentioned on New Year's Revolution! When Torrie goes for a horrible Handspring Elbow attempt.

Candice the first one out. Torrie up next, MINUS Chloe.

Maria and Candice starting off this guantlet.

Divas match next.

Hell in a Cell he won. ...just, he didn't do it by himself when Kane ran stalked in.

You know what this match needs? Spike Dudley making a return, running in, and giving Viscera the Acid Drop/Dudley Dog.

Whoever called Shelton and his mama coming out was right.

Carlito and Masters talking in the back. Carlito suggesting a team up with Masters so one of them could be WWE Champion, since everyone else in the match has held the belt.

Triple H wins after sledge piece (Show snapped it earlier) to the temple, followed by Pedigree (didn't get arms hooked)

HHH IS OVERRATED sign in the crowd.

I think they're going to make the Elimination Chamber a LONG match.

Yet another PPV Triple H is NOT in the main event. That has to be a record. Oh, and in case you didn't get it by my first line, Triple H/Big Show is next.

Oh god... Viscera hitting on Mrs. Benjamin. And Mrs. Benjamin having none of it.

Sorry Shelton...I have to steal it for someone else. POOR GREGORY! Losing to Lawler's fist-drop. AND HE PUT THE CROWN ON HIS HEAD! EDIT: Trish and Lita have a stare-down as Lita is leaving the Instant Access room.

Interestingly enough...I think this is like...the THIRD Lawler match that Styles has called.

Helms puts on the headset mid-match with Lawler.

Some idiot in the crowd had a Batista sign.

He may just do that. Styles mentioned he did that to Kaufman back in the day.

...will Lawler EVER wear that crown on his head again?

Maria interviewing herself!

Trish retains with the Chick Kick. This better build to Mickie winning the belt.

Small "Let's Go Mickie" chant.

...Mickie James' theme is a voiceless rip-off of "Oh Mickey"

If Trish happens to win tonight, it'll have been exactly 1 year that Trish has held the title.

Women's Championship up next.