ChrisMWaters

I think they're trying to make us forget about multi-colored tights Cena.

Well, there goes Hassan's gimmick.

Well, she is green. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> :rimshot:

Loved Psycho Vicky again...but... ...are they trying to give Christy an Incredible Hulk/She-Hulk gimmick? You know..."Don't get me angry, you won't like me when I'm angry" kinda thing?

We're suppossed to cheer the fact that Kane is back as "The Monster" insted of "The Emo"

Papal Piledriver...that just has a weird ring to it.

So...will Matt make a surprise return at Vengeance, since they actually acknowledged it on WWE TV?

These weddings just don't seem right without the song from the Savage/Liz song. ...SLEEVELESS TUX SNITSKY!

Is this the same minister from the Kane/Lita wedding?

Tim Burton missed someone in the casting for the new Charlie and the Chocolate Factory movie, apparently.

I have to do this, sorry: <Kurt>Um, Eric...by any chance is your wife a Gutter Slut? <Eric>

I meant since the US title was brought back during that tournament.

"Or have the personality of a stump, like last year's semi-finalist" ...oh, and it's a bit late, but DAMNIT! MAKE DEAN NOVA AGAIN AND REUNITE *points at signature* THEM!

Vengance, apparently.

YAY! Diva got spit on! ...what the hell is Viscera wearing?

And thus, Carlito becomes...IIRC...the first man to win both the United States and Intercontinental Championships in less than a year's time.

So...does that mean Jericho will get traded, so one show gets the Highlight Reel and the other gets the Cabana?

Nah, you won't have to worry about that. He'll just bug you into doing some wife swapping. And I think this is the first time that the WWE Title's been defended on Raw since last year...when Eddie Guerrero and Triple H went to a no contest.

So...will Cena be the guy to end Hassan's streak, or the new draftee tonight...?

Instead of a long winded HHH promo, we start with a HHH promo. That, obviously, is a change of pace for Raw, which is good for Raw.

Well, they've updated the opening rather quickly. I saw both Kurt Angle and John Cena in it tonight.

I say that the next person to be drafted will be...RENE DUPREE! He'll stop this nonsense "Trying to one up each other" mini story that they're doing with La Res and reunite the group.

I don't know about ALL the picks...but I have a very good feeling about this: Eugene will be drafted to Smackdown to team with Heidenreich in his feud with MNM.

Is it wrong for me to want to see these two be a permanent tag team?

I thought that watching One Night Stand. You thought Cena/JBL was a contrast? Sandman/JBL is a REAL contrast.