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  1. 1) As was stated before, President's have speech writers. It's not a new concept. And as far as "reasons to hate Bush", it's pretty trivial. 2) See, here's the thing. Bin Laden is a bad guy, sure. And who's to say we didn't kill him already and all these little messages since are fakes? Who's to say we stopped looking? This war, and that's what it is and it began on 9/11, involves more than 1 man against the U.S. If you think anything will change if / when Bin Laden is captured / killed then you are grossly mistaken. Saddam is involved as are thousands upon thousands of terrorists all over the world. We know where Saddam is, we know what he has, and in the wake of 9/11 we know what can happen to us if we don't take preemptive action. Simple as that. As far as our technology, you don't know what we have or how we're using it because that's not exactly unclassified information. So we somehow let Bin Laden blow up NYC so we could go after Saddam? I am now more stupid for reading that.
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    UN Resolution 1441

    I do believe the 'g' word has been tied to Saddam a time or two.
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    WWE Closes the World

    Fuck no. The only time Austin was putting Angle over was when they were doing the ambiguously gay duo gimmick. Austin fucking buried Angle 12 feet under the ground and then pissed on the grave. Every time Anglesault bitches about Brock "burying" Angle he's further showing his ignorance as Austin buried Angle worse than Brock ever could. Fuck, Austin buried Angle worse than HHH did cause at least Angle was salvagable after HHH fucked him over.... I didn't see a disclaimer that you were talking about the Austin / Angle feud from 2001 that occured in Bizzaro Land. If that's the case, I can't comment because I didn't see those. If, however, you were talking about the feud that took place in this universe then I'm gonna have to call you on a few things. Let's have a little refresher course here ... July 01. Invasion. Austin is the #1 babyface and Angle is arguably #2. Austin punks Angle, costs the WWF the match. Austin becomes the #1 heel, Angle becomes the #1 babyface. Angle goes on to rape every Alliance member he steps in the ring with on his way to Austin. August 01. Summer Slam. Austin / Angle is the show stopper. Both men beat the tar out of each other. There's blood, there are tons of near falls, and there's a very well worked match. Angle has the match won but Nick Patrick makes the DQ. Angle is screwed out of the title and is even more over with the crowd (if it could have been argued he wasn't before the bout). September 01. Unforgiven. Pittsburgh. Days after 9-11. Austin gives Angle the biggest win of his career in front of a hometown patriotic crowd. In addition to giving the rub to Angle, which cannot be denied, 2001 was the year of Austin working with those under the glass ceiling. He started the year against Angle on Raw in a very good world title match, marred only by Triple H's interference. Following WrestleMania there was the brief feud with the Hardy Boyz. Then there was Chris Jericho and Chris Benoit - who he worked against in each man's respective hometown and made them even more of a hometown hero than before. Even worked a world title match against the likes of Spike Dudley. Not bad, huh? As far as Austin with booking power, that's debatable. If his interview in Raw magazine is any indication, he has a very firm grasp of the problems going on in the WWE today and why they continue to occur. He doesn't kid himself about the shelf life of Stone Cold and is aware his career is winding down. If he takes a light schedule then I have little problem with him working behind the scenes as long as he can get people over - which he already has from an in-ring standpoint.
  4. Wouldn't that make 95% of Hollywood complete retards?
  5. Wrong. The cocaine charges were rumor. The alcoholism is confirmed. Would you like to see his DUI sheet? So since Bush used to hit the bottle means he loses the popularity contest to Saddam? Okay, gotcha.
  6. You think it's impossible to get SAT sheets? Wow, George W must have the greatest luck since Forest Gump if he just fell into being president even though he's a complete moron.
  7. Hm. I don't buy that an alcoholic could pass without help. Methinks he had a little extra "help." This "moron" also scored about a 1400 on his SATs. Were those fixed too?
  8. I guess the word "truth" has a vague meaning because very little of that did I agree with and I don't describe myself as a "right-wing retard in denial of real-life". What I find interesting is that you believe the word of Saddam Hussein over any American. Did you know that Saddam claimed victory for the Gulf War? "We kicked the Americans' asses! Ha ha! Yay me! Bring me more virgins or I'll cut your head off!" He has no credibility. I don't care who is president, Bush, Clinton, or Carrot Top - you can't with a clear head prefer Saddam. And if you do, go live in Iraq and let me know how it is. The fact that Saddam can break every rule in the book and you come to his defense boggles my mind. You do know that he wants you dead, right? Or am I just being an ignorant right-wing retard in saying that? North Korea won't touch us. They want our aid and that won't happen if they try testing out those nukes - they know it and we know it. They start to do anything henious and we turn them into a puddle of oil before they know what happened.
  9. I hate to ask ... but does he wear a construction worker outfit during his free time?
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    UN Resolution 1441

    Oh oh, I want to play France! "I don't see anything that warrants military action. Let's keep inspectors there until July. Oh yeah, I'm a moron."
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    Best Sketch in SNL history

    LOL That still gets me.
  12. You can't destroy "evil." Evil is an intangible concept created by humans. At its base it means causing death and harm. Seeing as people will always cause death and harm (unless mankind is destroyed) you can't destroy evil. You can only destroy those who partake in it (i.e. Sadaam). Did you really believe he was talking about the concept of evil, rather than those who are evil?
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    CBS: No Anti-War speeches @ Grammys

    What about Milosovich? We took him out of power and no one had a problem with that. He was a big genocidal ruler just like Saddam. Or, to a lesser extent, what about Manuel Noreaga?
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    How I would do an anti-smoking ad

    I'm a big fan of Donald the homeless black dude that talks about Project SCUM. I think he should star in all the anti-smoking ads. He could be the anti-smoking version of Shaft. Goes around town, taking it to "the man", and fighting "the power" - all while smelling like dead fish and alcohol.
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    Best Sketch in SNL history

    1 ... 1 ... 2 ... 1 ... 2 ... 3 ... 4 I don't care what your momma says Christmas time is near I don't care what your daddy says Christmas time is dear All I know is that Santa's sleigh is making its way to the USA I don't care what the mayor says Christmas is full of cheer I don't care if you think it's a lie Christmas will soon be here I don't care about the CIA I don't care what the calenders say I wish it were Christmas today I wish it were Christmas today ...And I just remembered... Harry Carry (Will Ferrell) refering to Colin Quinn as Norm MacDonald a few days after Norm was booted from Weekend Update. That was bloody hilarious!
  16. It was more enjoyable than most episodes over the past few months - but that's it. Gotta praise Rocky for giving both Hurricane and Booker the rub. Booker going over Rock clean in the battle royal was good to see. The other main eventers should learn from Rocky's performance last night. When you refuse to put over the younger guys and squash them night after night, you're hurting everyone. As Reagan said to Gorbachov - "Tear down that glass ceiling." ...Or something like that.
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    CBS: No Anti-War speeches @ Grammys

    So, the justification for not taking dictators out is that there is no oil in these other places? That's just wrong. That's not how America should be. It's depressing when your President lies to you with a straight face. Couldn't he just tell us the truth? Bush: "Yes, oil is a factor in us going to Iraq. We need more oil and have better use for it than a bloodthirsty dictator. As an added bonus we'll have the oppurtunity to free opressed people and hand-pick the new leader." Why can't he just say that? Oh right, I forgot, it's politics. Yes and, as we've already discussed, only George Bush plays politics. Evil evil Bush with his devil eyes and pitchfork. Watch out or he'll force facism down your throat! Is it a factor? Probably. Is it a big factor? No. If we want oil, we should take out Saudi. If we want Saddam's head, we should take out Iraq.
  18. Ari shouldn't go in there alone. Let's throw Al Gore and Tom Dashle in too.
  19. I have you beat. Let's get Triumph the Insult Comic Dog from Conan O'Brien to be Saddam. "Yes ... yes ... Bush, your country is very good ... it is a very good country ... FOR ME TO POOP ON!"
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    CBS: No Anti-War speeches @ Grammys

    Does she know it's a band? lol
  21. Well I was going to say something ... but you beat me to it.
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    Best Sketch in SNL history

    That was classic! I loved at the end they ripped off the 'Sega' commercial trademark by having the little kid say 'Philadelphia!' really fast. I was a big fan of the action cats commercial too (the cats with loads of firepower attached to their back, glow in the dark, etc).
  23. You thought it was "witty" when she said she wished Tim Mcvay bombed the DNC? You thought it was "witty"when she said we should kill all the leaders in the Middle East and convert the people to Christianity? How is that "witty"? Does offensive and wrong equal witty? The only thing "interesting" to me is how she sells books. Unlike you and most skirt wearing liberals, I almost NEVER get offended. I judge people by their actions, not statements that may or may not be serious or comedic. I'm too busy enjoying life to be offended at every turn. If you want to be offended by something, be offended that there are religious fantatics and ruthless dicatators (90% Islamic) that want to convert you, KILL you and rob you of your way of life. 9/11 offended me. Not dopey comments by Trent Lott or by a superb political pundit. Amen.
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    Buffy The Vampire Slayer: Season 7

    I caught that myself. "Previously on Angel ... Angel rightfully tells Buffy off when she comes to LA majorly PMSing ..."
  25. Well her book was called "Liberal Lies against the American Right." And, regardless of how we want to go about debating this, there is a leftist majority and leftist bias in the American media. I'm not endorsing hate, but these feelings didn't just pop out of thin air for no reason.
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