Come on bob, I was kidding!
I'm not a fan of college sports... or sports, really (hockey, baseball, and whenever darts from England is being aired - but even then it's a casual viewer and not someone googling stats daily) but I'll give basketball it's due for having a big ass tournament instead of a lame ass board of directors determining a champion (if that's not how college football really works, I apologize for my ignorance).
Also, I think only 5% of Canadians care about this stuff, so, yeah.