Conspiracy_Victim

Hmmm, Kristin Kreuk leaves and the show quality goes up. I'm sensing a correlation.

And we all know that if Randall is one thing, it's sensible. Damn, I can't find the "sensible Randy" pic.

Hey Orton I wouldn't do that to K^2 if I were you. She has a way of getting back at you. So do the rest of the Legacy get to laugh at Orton if they all win but he loses?

A reverse Hurricanrana? Nice one.

I believe it is. If so, they oughta team him up with someone. Hmmm, who could they team up with a guy who's based on a fictional porn star? I can't think of anyone right off the bat...

Dolph Ziggler? Huh.... Did someone sleep sleeping pills into the water system? I think I can hear the crickets chirping.

Santino had me smiling, but the "Holy macaroni!" was what got me laughing.

He's going to be a Grand Slam champion and he's been on screen for what now... two years? Yeah, he's always looking weak. So you're saying Punk doesn't look like an idiot after losing to Cody Rhodes by countout because he was too busy talking to William Regal to take 1 step and roll in to the ring? While the ref is standing directly over him shouting the count at him? ETA: And where did I say "always"? I believe I was just referencing this one match. Try reading the post thoroughly before trying to pick it apart.

Cena with a Harry Carey impression? What?

So Punk didn't get beat down by Cody, he just looked like a moron instead. Good way to make them both look weak, E.

The pressure's on for Orton's jobber lackeys! HOW WILL THEY RESPOND?!

Knox the midget killer strikes again! WTF is Cena doing out there?

Yeah I've seen stills. She's kept herself in shape.

What about the couch-bound idiots who insist that doing nothing with 8 wins rather than 7 wins warrants ridiculous boasting? That is to say, the Texans fans here? Man, if I knew the whole board was going to shit on me today, I wouldn't have signed on. What rediculous boasting? I was responding to your whining about why the Texans wouldn't roll over and your childish name calling. As a fan, I want the Texans to do well. It's kinda the definition of the word, jackass. Hey, let's assume you're right and teams that have nothing to play for should have given up today. So, Bears beat Texans. But then, the Bucs beat the Raiders and the Vikings beat the Giants (they're not playing for anything, they know their playoff seed) and the Bears are still sitting at home. I guess teams should only give up when it suits your team's needs then? BTW the only reason I'm couch-bound is because of injuries accumulated from years of playing football at every level short of the NFL, from little league all the way up through college and semipro ball. What's your excuse?

MEMEMEMEMEMEME!!! *ahem* Sorry. I would certainly like to see it if possible.

Corks are popping throughout Tampa Bay! Men are hugging, women are weeping, children are dancing in the streets.

Oh c'mon they've gotta cut to the end of GB/Det. Not every day you get to see history in the making.

They DON'T have anything to play for! They have nothing to gain! Why are white people from Texas so fucking worthless? Wow! Racist, ignorant, and regionally stereotypical in one post! Nice trifecta!

How does this get them closer to a championship How the hell can anyone tell what gets a team a championship? There's thousands of factors that go in to a season, we don't know what will happen until they play the games.

I guess the Texans were just supposed to not have anything to play for, show no professionalism or pride, and just roll over and play dead.

Actually, isn't that a +1 in the win column? That's a gain, is it not? Plus, it's easier to go into the offseason saying, "We were at .500, there's a chance for next year." than, "Man, we had a losing record AGAIN?" No playoff berth. Lower draft pick. How does that get the Texans closer to a championship? Give me tangibles, shit for brains. Someone's cranky today. Go without your midday nap? And last time I checked, 8 is more than 7. There's your tangible gain, dumb fuck.

Tell her you'll wear the Urlacher jersey this time, that might work.

Actually, isn't that a +1 in the win column? That's a gain, is it not? Plus, it's easier to go into the offseason saying, "We were at .500, there's a chance for next year." than, "Man, we had a losing record AGAIN?"

Or....... not. Slaton's been having problems today.

The Bears' secondary is going to be seeing Andre Johnson on the slant in their nightmares tonight.