Conspiracy_Victim

*awaits the Ron Simmons/Cryme Tyme backstage segment*

He then beats all 3 locker rooms when they attack him black-ninja style, then invades TNA and punks out Samoa Joe for good measure (Sting's not up to HHH's level dontchya know).

He got the DQ win and then somehow managed to get the bet of BOTH of them despite taking a couple of chairshots and a Spear from Edge.

You have GOT to be FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!

I'm glad it took Edge only 15 minutes to recover from the Pedigree. I think he beat Booker's record for "longest sell of a HHH move".

Match...so....slow....

Did HHH break out the DOUCHE! punches there in front of the announce table?

HBK? Isn't he off finding his smile or communing with Jesus or something?

Gears of War... AWESOME

Ummm, can we get a guest referee for the guest referee? Who's placing bets on Edge coming back in time to count the pinfall?

I'm sure Lita's used to those, too Yeah I almost put...well.... YOU KNOW. But I prefer the subtle, inferred form of humor.

And Lita's head didn't come within 4 inches of tha mat on that bulldog. Well, Maria carried her end of the match well enough. And championship gold isn't the only thing Lita's used to the taste of, JR. *rimshot*

Poor Maria's gonna get squashed. And Mickie at the announce table? Ugh.

Does Lita even KNOW any submissions?

A Final Fantasy commercial without an annoying JPop song? OH NOES!

So.... Carlito's moving on to another big titted blonde? Dat's cool.

That's a different conversation for a different day.

Shelton, new attitude, new shit, same old boring lack of character development. Man I wish they could find something for him to do.

Why can't it be both?

Yeah Normal difficulty's pretty simple so far. I just don't want to go through Roxas' section again. The only chests I opened with Roxas were the stained glass ones, so I'll finish this one and see how I do. I imagine it entails a shitload of backtracking to get everything, but I've got time.

Yeah KH2 nearly drove me nuts. I don't care that Seifer was an asshole as a kid (although that was probably a given) and I didn't need to see kids beating each other up with Nerf bats. I managed to make it through Roxas' adventures in Twilight Town though. I've got Sora sitting in Mulan's world right now. I think running it on normal difficulty's a mistake though. It's been pretty easy so far.

Even the chests when you're running up the stained glass window staircase at the very beginning? Man that sucks. I guess I'll just have to finish normal and do it on Hard difficulty.

So I pick this game up and throw it in the PS2 on Saturday afternoon (bad football games = me hitting the systems) to see what all the fuss is about. Then the long set up narration hits and I'm looking at my watch. Finally the gameplay starts up and I get intrigued. Next thing you know I'm checking my save game stats and notice that it's 12 HOURS LATER! I never lose track of time while playing a game until this one. Great game. The only problem I've had so far with it is that it's fairly easy. I have yet to use a continue. The enemies, including the bosses, are way too simple. The Spider Queen never hit me, and Crimson Helm caught me twice with his fire breath. Still the artwork, gameplay, and characters (except for Issun, I'd like to squash that little bastard) all make this a must own. I'm going to take a break from it and crack open Kingdom Hearts 2, but I'm coming back to it soon.

A&M isn't blowing anyone out but they're doing enough to win. Good running game, decent receivers, decent line, and a tough QB. Still not sold on the defense, but they're holding down opponents just enough so far. I'm still scared about what happens when they play Texas. Limas might get 300 receiving against them.

Well, despite my assertion that I was going to get this on release, i finally bought it this week. I'm going to be lazy/greedy and bump this back up to the front page so I don't have to go looking for it.