Conspiracy_Victim

He's a black heart dammit...A winner..A sole Survivor...*Owen Hart* Wooo 2 time tag team champion 2. 2 time Slammy award winner! Woooo!

I love the announcer in this "This week in wrestling" segment.

It's like Cryme Tyme exploded all over my computer screen.

So...I'm guessing the Squad comes out and beats down Kenny during/after the Flair match? The question is, who turns face? Flair could come back and save Kenny, thus making Kenny de facto face I guess.

Yo Yo Yo! Pop a fo'ty and check ya rollies! Chicago doesn't seem to appreciate Cryme Tyme.

Paging Umaga and AAE, please come to ringside to save the pseudocelebrity please. Awww man I thought they'd try to set up Cena's next feud after CS already.

Oh good! I'm hoping Orton shows off his mastery of the English language again. The best wrestler...person..man in the WWE!

1. Masters 2. Benjamin 3. Carlito 4. Hardy 1 and 2 can be flipped depending on how WWE feels about Masters now that he's not a roid freak (as much of one anyway). Carlito needs a personality tweak and I just can't seem someone with his look holding the big belt. I don't know why. As for Hardy... no.

*awaits Ron shaking his cane at people and a "Get off my lawn!" comment*

Shelton and Masters with the jobber entrance? Boo. Yeah, I've enjoyed Masters much more since he came back, so sue me.

I don't know who was to blame, but it seemed like they weren't communicating very well in the ring.

Holy Shit it's Faarooq! One "damn" is all we need.

BALDERDASH!

Someone needs a screencap of Booker's face at the end of that promo.

I may hate myself in the morning, but K-Fed actually could be useful in a heel manager role. He's comfortable behind the mic and can already cut a heel promo better than 90% of the heels on the roster.

I'll say one thing about WWE, they definitely do their damndest to jump on any sort of national media attention, good or bad.

Yeah, what's the deal with these restrictions? I can guess the networks fought it, because not letting viewers actually see the end of a good game reeks of arrogance by the NFL, given the loss in ratings. Or maybe the networks did it so the other networks couldn't steal the timeslots or something with an overtime game (like they could actually plan that sort of thing). Again, what gives? I don't have a problem with cutting away from a game if you're going to go straight to another game. However, we've had half an hour of watching Sterling Sharpe and Dan Marino in the studio laughing like loons as they watch the game I'M supposed to be watching!

I bet the Falcons are losing their shit on the sidelines after that timeout call. Edit: That was an Oscar worthy performance by the Falcons kicker. Beautiful pratfall.

Cutting away from the game? Bullshit NFL restrictions.

I've only seen a little bit of it, but this ATL/Pitt game has been a lot of fun so far.

Yeah, 'cuz Joe really looks like the poster boy for steroids. Now Angle's supposed dependance on painkillers on the other hand... "Vision Quest" shout out? Matthew Modine and Linda Fiorentino would be proud.

Texans actually have a winning record against the Jags. 5-4, but it's still a winning record. Leftwich has a habit of having bad games against the Texans. I mean some BAD games.

Normally I'd agree with you all who picked the Jags big over the Texans, but for some reason the Texans almost always play the Jags really close, as the first half shows. Of course, the Texans were up at the half against Dallas so we'll see what happens. They're playing with a lot of confidence so far though.

Eh, I just can't put any effort into my MySpace page. It's pretty boring and I haven't updated it in months. I just go to it once in a while to deny spam friend requests and to listen to The Gourds play. I suppose I could wax rhapsodic about the things I do while unemployed, but really apart from catch up on DVDs and video games I've never watched/finished, it's really just "check monster.com, send in resumes, get denied". It's a pretty boring existence.

Halo: The Movie runs into a teeny tiny snag. They seem to have lost their studios. link