Conspiracy_Victim

Still a big fan of the bagpipes entrance theme and the "34 stone" weigh in.

C'mon now for a Diva match it's not..horrible. At least Torrie isn't in it. The poor girl can't even do a clothesline properly and she's been involved with wrestling for what, a decade now? Well, if Torrie is the standard for women's wrestling...oh boy. Well, if they're going to keep throwing her out there she might as well be used as a basis for comparison. Edge with a Mamosa? What, is he going to the beach?

Flip Mickie. I guess that would only work in Chicago though.

C'mon now for a Diva match it's not..horrible. At least Torrie isn't in it. The poor girl can't even do a clothesline properly and she's been involved with wrestling for what, a decade now?

Careful Melina, a little guy dressed in green might be under the ring!

"To see a pointless Kane squash, please press 1 NOW!" "To see a 20 minute HHH promo, press 2 NOW!" "This is the WWE, those are your only 2 options. Thank you for using Wrestlephone!" I like Melina's original entrance more.

Dr. Yankem reference? Awesome use of the oblique "KAAAAAAAAAANE!" And what the hell is with the voice over bumper?

That would've been a better attack if John hadn't slid right into Edge's lap. Looked like Edge had to hold him up to make it look believable.

King is dressed remarkably conservative tonight. Did he lose his luggage or something?

Nice top rope enziguiri by Shelton. Too bad Cena didn't sell it worth a crap. More like "Where can I land without hurting myself?"

I've noticed it's been on the movie channels rather frequently recently. Yeah, Heather Graham when she was just some random Hollywood hotness and the Coreys collide! Good times.

Is this the time to mention that Steve Novak, John Lucas III, and Pat Carroll had 22 each for the Rockets' summer league team? Anyway, yeah what reviews I've seen said that Bargnani looked good. Ball movement, shooting touch, everything. Trying to keep away from the "Nowitzki" comparisons though.

Not often enough unfortunately.

Nice. You going to give a "Fucking [insert politcal or religious group here]" every time someone in a school or school district administration shits on someone else because that person is a Christian? Religious intolerance is ignorant and misguided, regardless of who it is. But don't act smug and sanctimonious because this time it's a "Christian".

So, Vince, there's 3000 ECW fans left but the fans in Philly were shitting on your version of ECW enough that you got upset about it? Which is it? BTW Vince, you forgt the thousands of ECW fans outside the traditional ECW strongholds. I'm sure there are plenty of people here in Texas who would've loved to have gone to an oldschool ECW card. We just never got a chance to until the company was in it's death throes. Admit you were wrong, give Heyman a 2 or 3 year deal, give him creative control, sign the checks, and get out of his way. With the WWE marketing machine he'd make you money on the deal. You'd just have to be prepared for the occasional set of ruffled feathers (Steph, Legana, etc.) because chances are they'd try to get in on it when it takes off. Maybe I'm just an ECW mutant, but that's my feelings.

Gracias.

Oh what the hell, count me in.

Yeah it was in the other Spiderman 3 topic. Look back about 60 days and you'll find it. Some pretty good pictures of Bryce in there.

I know we've drifted completely off the topic, but I figured now's as good a time as any to ask. What's the deal with Snake Eyes? He was always my favorite character in the cartoon (silent ass kicker, all that kind of stuff) and I never did figure out his complete backstory. Why the mask (I think he was disfigured or something like that?), personal history, what happened to him after the cartoon and into the comic world, that kind of stuff. I bring this up because there was a picture of The Baroness in an IGN poll and it had Snake Eyes in the picture. Some past history between the two or something? Oh yeah uh... Transformers will be cool as long as Michael Bay doesn't screw it up. There, something related to the topic.

TBS and Edge. In case of championship emergency, break glass and hand over applicable belt.

Heyman turns on RVD! SHOCKING! And there's the "You sold out" chant.

Ref just took the bump of the night.

Yeah, pretty much. If they had to have a 20 minute Big Show match, have RVD pinball off him for the entire time or something. This match has killed what was a good crowd.

"Marijuana" chant? Man, they really will chant for anything, won't they?

Well, it was no Brock-plex, but for Big Show that was pretty good.