Conspiracy_Victim

They keep talking about RVDs schedule. I don't like it. I have a bad feeling RVD drops the belt and then "takes some time off" to "rest up". And someone calling Show a "Fat son of a bitch" is both funny and a bit scary. Someone is a bit too secure in Show's ability to keep his temper in check. Sounds like someone else is with *airhorn* in this Civil War thing that's going around.

Indeed. Weren't they actually going to introduce someone as "Joey Numbers" back in the day on WWE TV? I seem to remember reading something about that back after Tazz first became an announcer.

PUNK! When's he gonna wrestle on TV?

Test vs. Joe? Did Test even KNOW how to sell for Joe? That's a broomstick match for Joe if I've ever heard of one.

Sabu cutting a promo in RVDvision!

Test I've seen Snitsky kick things, and you sir, are no Snitsky.

"You use steroids!" God ECW should get their own tapings far away from the SD crowd.

A book on ECW? *imagines the obligatory "better be a picture book" joke* Good God RVD's going to look like total shit at the end of tonight.

OK Leena think about that statement. "Test better be fucking worth it." Has Test EVER been worth it? I realize you're a fan of his and all, but c'mon. Even when he was pushed into the upper card he wasn't "worth it".

Wow, WWE really keep us on our toes don't they? Whoda thunk Sandman would come out now? Oh yeah, just about everyone.

Man Vince must've handed RVD a shovel and said, "Go out there and bury yourself" because that seems to be what he's doing.

6 minutes in and we've got "You suck dick" and "shut the fuck up" chants. I like ECW crowds. And Philly fans. Philly ECW fans are the best of both worlds.

Angle is taking time off to heal injuries. His match against RVD on last week's ECW was his last for a few weeks. Really? Huh didn't know that. Figured he'd lighten the load but he'd still show up on TV. And if Vince is really that high on Kelly can he like get her a lapdance or something so she can see how a stripper is SUPPOSED to work?

You don't think Vince would have Angle squash RVD (maybe not squash, but beat convincingly) just to put the belt on a "safe" guy? Not only a WWE guy, but someone Vince is pretty sure (emphasis on "pretty sure") won't get caught with weed, or snorting blow off some hooker's stomach, or something else that might sully the sterling reputation of the company? I could definitely see that happening. But yeah, Show's on my short list too. Another guy Vince probably sees as "safe". I just personally don't think they've built him up enough for the ECW crowd. Pummelling Dreamer every week will only get you so far. Gotta show something new.

That's just Wade being Wade.

Quality of their posts? Uh oh. If you use quality as a standard I'm still a n00b. I'm heading towards 5k posts and most of mine are still attempts at pithy one-liners and Star Wars references. I'm like the Kevin Smith movie of TSM posters.

He's 21, he can get her drunk without any problem. It's a match made in Heaven.

I didn't cry, but I was sure shocked as hell. Combining OP's demise and the wholesale carnage of the first half hour with Spike's "Shit!" was a HUGE early markout moment for me. Damn, I think I'm going to go toss it into the DVD player right now. Nostalgia is fun.

I know this is a couple pages back, but I just wanted to say that Triple Threat matches have ALWAYS been NO DQ in the WWF/WWE. Always. We've had this discussion on about 8 different occasions. Yes thank you I'm well aware of that fact. And every time I see it I still don't see why there shouldn't be DQs. Either make it with DQs or make all championships no DQ. Just seems odd.

Good thing that Edge could crack Cena over the head with the belt in a WWE TITLE match.

Fucking Edge. Again. Egh.

RVD needs to work on his ring intro and timing with Lillian.

John Cena is John Cena in "The Inadvertant Tweener" coming to a wrestling ring near you.

Blair Witch Project in a cave? Spelunking cheerleaders? Sound like a WWE movie.

Why stop now? You neglect that ECW and RVD only exist to JR and Lawler. The rest of Raw isn't even aware of this. Hey, um where has Orton been tonight? Oh shit. I oughta hit you. Do NOT bring up Orton the (near)Pedophile!