Conspiracy_Victim

Sorry JR, but that's not an Impaler DDT.

Yeah, so did I. I want a window seat on the express train to Hell please.

Dear lord that's bad. I'm praying they just took the Japanese version and threw some bad voicework on there just to get something out for the American audience. If that's what the finished American version will look and sound like I'm definitely not spending money on that.

Well, draftexpress is reporting here that the Rockets are going to do a draft day deal that, assuming the draft falls the right way, would draft Shelden Williams at 8 and ship him and Head to the Hawks, who would have drafted Roy at the #5 spot. Considering the earlier mention of the Rockets trying to get Roy (according to Roy), Arm Tellum getting Roy to skip his Bobcats workout, and a widely reported rumor that the Hawks wanted Williams but not at 5, this could be legit. Of course, this could all get blown up easily. Charlotte could take Roy at 3 and Minnesota could take Williams at 6 (although personally I'd think that a PF would be the last thing they need unless Garnett gets moved somehow) are serious possibilities. I'm a big fan of Head (but then again, who isn't?) but I'm doubtful that he'll develop into a pure PG, and the Rockets don't need a small SG/combo guard (Wesley fills that need). But Roy would give the Rockets an immediate third option on offense, a good (but not great) perimeter defender, and someone who could spell McGrady when needed. If possible, I say you do it.

All this talk about the Low-Ki match made me look him up on Youtube, and I found this, quite possibly one of the nastiest looking wrestling moves I've seen in a long time. He and Homicide team up to demolish Chasyn Rance.

A lot of rumors about the Rockets moving around during the draft. Brandon Roy claims the Rockets are trying to move up into the top 5 or 6 to get him. Also a rumor that the Rockets will trade Juwan Howard and the #8 pick to Portland for #4, Darius Miles, and more. Apparently the Rockets turned down Miles and the 31st and 32nd picks so they're back at the drawing board. That report indicated the Rockets would take Tyrus Thomas. Finally, ESPN Insider is reporting the Hornets might trade JR Smith and the #12 and 15 picks for the 8 and Stromile Swift. So, in summary, the Rockets might move up, down, or stay in the same place. Man I love draft time for the NBA and NFL. It's like a bunch of wannabe 007s trying to misinform everyone else.

Chavo learned his lessons well.

"I've felt the human body become a sack of jelly. Mmmmm, jelly...."

Sylvain, Quebec's ambassador at large? Complete with Enya based travel ad? Uhhh....

I have no idea. Ever since I saw that it wasn't "Finlay brings him out to beat up on the opponent" but more like "Finlay hates the little guy by likes him beating up his opponents" I've been trying to figure out exactly where it can go. Squashed by Batista perhaps? Khali vs. Little Bastard in a steel cage match?

Guiness can from under the ring? DRUNK LITTLE BASTARD!

Nova invented jobbing.

Would this make Ozzie a self-loather? Or just really closeted?

What, you mean like in the back of a Volkwagon? Yeah it doesn't really work, but I don't get to make a Mallrats reference very often.

By the way, this may seem like unneeded bitching and homerism, but I think I've found Ghana's (and that guy Pingpong's) next coach, since they seemingly go through them quicker than a banana republic goes through dictators. They wouldn't even have to change strategies, since they have the same philosophy. Prince Vultan says "DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!"

I remember Bidge's homer. Classic moment. IIRC, the Phillie's radio team made it sound like the end of the world was nigh and they could see the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse circling the stadium.

Yankees' 2003 Record: 101-61. Yankees' 2004 Record: 101-61. I am aware that the Yankees weren't really hurt as far as fielding a competitive team when Clemens and Pettitte left, and I'm also aware that the Astros dramatically underperformed for the first half of 2004 and Pettitte only started 14 games in 2004, but it was a big deal for Texas people everywhere to see two Texas guys leaving the big city to come back home. Don't hate us...we're just simple country folk. Don't worry. If I were really mean I'd just provide a link to the 1980 postseason. Where we lost to the Phillies in one of the best playoff series of all time? So what? Now if you're talking about the Astros losing to the coked up jackasses that were the 1986 Mets, that would be mean. I still get a kick out of how terrified the Mets were of Mike Scott that year. You'd think he was Sandy Koufax and Cy Young rolled into one. Amazing what a little sandpaper can do for a person. BTW strummer, I think Wagner's reluctance to throw a slider stems more from the fact that the guy still thinks he can simply throw his fastball by everyone. It makes for a great contest to see at which point the ball is faster: when it comes out of his hand or when it comes off the hitter's bat.

Well, I guess America can go back to not giving a shit about soccer for another 4 years. Personally, I guess I go with the family roots and start pulling for the Dutch.

I guess Isiah figured he was doing such a brilliant job as President and GM that he might as well go ahead and coach to. Hey NY you want to take Ryan Bowen off the Rockets' hands? We'll take next year's #1 for him since you've already traded this years'. C'mon, a proven veteran, high energy player, what more do you want?

HEATHEN! How dare you not appreciate Boston's genius! OK, it's the only song of theirs I like, but still. This game was made for the cheesy "epic" 70's rock. "Decontrol" seems pretty damn hard. Lots of quick riff work and the solo is pretty brutal. Lots of scale work. "Even Rats" is good for a nice mellow play through. Nothing too hard, and not very fast either. Overall, "Cheat on the Church" and "Cavemen Rejoice" might be my 2 favorite lesser known tracks.

I've seen the hidden tracks for Guitar Hero. The title is "Trippolette" by what I believe is one of the studio composers. Just based upon the videos on youtube, this song will have anyone tearing their hair out by the fistfulls. After about 20 seconds everything basically goes to hell. The closest comparison I can come up with is Ready to Rokk (the techno song by Freezepop).

Yeah I watched the videos on IGN and one of the players was OK but the other one was really bad. The original at Best Buy was down to $70 and I almost broke down and got it. If I had a job I would've. Maybe next week.

Call me crazy ("You're crazy!") but I like the rearrangement. The problem is, Dave sang it the exact same way he sings the rock version. Made it sound horrible.

Was actually a pretty fun match. Good job to all involved. Even Randy managed to keep from screwing up.

Sounded like a very small "She's a crack whore" chant. Improvement.