Conspiracy_Victim

Indeed. If you can stand yet another wierd wrestling fan, I shall friend thee immediately. I feel all giggly, like a little girl.

Man. Fuck you. I'm the only Jeremy here, bitch. I'm older and I was a member here first. I have seniority. Bitch.

Eh, my MySpace isn't much right now. Only a few friends and a few stupid quizzes that my friends wanted me to take so far. However, I'm bookmarking Leena's page. 6'2" and Russian? I'd be willing to risk the probable psychological trauma. Anywa, since it's obligatory, I'm here. Yeah yeah, keep the laughing to a minimum please.

Finished the Dark Brotherhood, Arena, and Fighter subquests. Almost done with the Mage quests, but I just can't get into the Thief ones. Can't really figure out why. Also done all the city sidequests except for the Imperial City. I hate scavenger hunting in games, so I'm not doing the Ninroot quest except to get the bare minimum and turn them in. If I happen to find one while I'm walking around, great. As for the main quest, I've evac'd Martin and now Oblivion Gates are popping up all over the place. Kinda fun going in and shutting them down. As for my equipment, since I'm a Nord fighter (but a custom class, threw in a little magic and sneak/security) I'm able to carry a complete set of Daedric armor and a couple of shielding rings along with a shield that reflects damage. It's fun turtling when I'm faced by 2 or 3 opponents and watch them beat themselves to death against my shield (since my Block level's high enough that my shield doesn't get damaged during battles). I'm also carrying around a Daedric Bow and sword, along with a variety of spells and potions. All in all, I think I'm doing pretty well at level 21. Can take almost anything (except I still hate those damn Will O' the Wisps. Those things piss me off).

I guess I have horrible taste in movies since I liked Equilibrium, Boondock Saints, and Scarface. And Gladiator. And Return of the King. However, I will pile on Napoleon Dynamite. I've tried watching it a couple of times and just can't. The furthest I got through it was about 45 minutes and I didn't laugh once. I'm hoping Nacho Libre is funnier. Also hated The Thin Red Line. I guess coming on the heels of Saving Private Ryan and what with all the commercials portraying it as a prototypical "war movie", the last think I expected was a bunch of homogenized American soldiers staring at leaves while contemplating their own existence, and Nick Nolte fantasizing about his wife. I mean come on guys, it's World War II, there must be SOMETHING you could be doing! Finally, Memento. I thought it was OK, but I didn't see the "brilliance" everyone else saw. Maybe it's just me. And just to throw some more fuel on the "Kingdom of Heaven" fire, does the movie EVER show the Muslim persecution of non-Muslims under their domain. The humiliations they frequetly subjected Jews and Christians too, including the "dhimmi"? Not that I remember. What I remember is the religiously fanatical Templars (pre-being sold out by thier own people) preying upon poor Muslim caravans, and the ever stoic and noble Saladin being forced into war against the oppresive Christian occupiers. Again, just my opinion.

So how DOES the stupid gene pass from woman to boyfriend's son by a different woman? Osmosis.

Yeah, Ted's a moron. I got a kick out of Wesley Windham-Pryce making an appearance though. It's good that his wife can still get him gigs .

Huh. Odd match with an odd ending. HHH gets punked out. I should be happy, but instead I have a strange sense of foreboding, of imminent disaster, as if millions of wrestling fans cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.

So does HHH walk out on Cena, or join in on a beatdown on Cena? Then proceed to beat down Edge, Lita, and most of the front row just for good measure?

"That's not cool!" Carlito would like to have a word with you Mickie. The crowd had no idea what to do. Either that, or they just didn't care.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Priceless.

Stick to the microphone Maria. This match sucked.

Not current character, but Shawn Stasiak springs to mind. Edit: Dammit, a bit too slow.

A nerve pinch as a finisher? What? Did we fall into the Wayback Machine and go back to 1984?

The man who's changing the face of Monday nights... The standby gimmick for every fat Samoan in wrestling!

Shane talking about Vince's "Life giving semen" made me want to poke out my eardrums.

I have a desire to have D'von Dudley run out and scream "Oh my brother, TESTIFY!"

I think Shane's really ready to call the men in the white coats for dear ol Daddy.

I wouldn't say the S.S. are bad workers, just that Nick is probably from what I've seen the worst of the bunch and they stuck him in there for some reason. That's what I'm saying, Kenny and Johnny are great but Nicky is far from being needed in the ring at all. OK I see what you're saying now. Misread your earlier statement into you thinking all the Squad are "crappy". And how did Vince not burst into flame when he stepped into the church?

And so we get Kane vs. Big Show part what, 3 or 4 by now?

I wouldn't say the S.S. are bad workers, just that Nick is probably from what I've seen the worst of the bunch and they stuck him in there for some reason.

Coach jumping in on the "King's a molester" love. I guess someone had to take over from JR.

So any 2 members of the SS can defend the belts. It's like Demolition 2k6. And I'm pretty sure that's the only time I will compare the Spirit Squad and Demolition.

"Mick Kick" hehe. Sorry Vicky, Mickie's my #1 girl now.

Holy shit! A smart face! And it's RVD of all people! Must've laid off the bong before the match. Turn off his music folks he's cutting a promo!