Conspiracy_Victim

I'm all for 90 minutes of Kate Beckingsale running around in leather, but did we really NEED a sequel to Underworld?

I feel a bit happier... IN MY PANTS!!!

Bret vs. Vince? Uhhhhh, yeah....

Masters wants to win the "WW championship"? I guess he got the "F" out.

Thanks for clarifying. I'm not the wrestling encyclopedia others are in here. And Masters gives up? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Didn't someone do that to HHH last time? Ran around the ring for a couple minutes, then got caught and kick, wham, etc. etc.

Huh, they're making more fun of Ric Flair. Are we SURE Dusty Roades isn't head booker or writer yet?

Not as much as the probablility that Shelton's going to job quicker than Snitsky. To be honest, not a horrible Snitsky match. Short and painless. 6 minutes is short and painless? Compared to a 10 minute Snitsky match, yes.

C'mon now, be fair. As far as WWE knew, 2 weeks could've been too far to drag it out before he got hurt. At least they trued to drag something out. Too bad they only mentioned it sporadically.

Not as much as the probablility that Shelton's going to job quicker than Snitsky. To be honest, not a horrible Snitsky match. Short and painless.

GTA:SA ~ actually I didn't see that one coming... it sort of pissed me off too. Getting Ryder didn't irk me too much since he was an asshole and I wanted to kill him from the moment he said a word, but Big Smoke was a pretty cool guy IMO and really didn't deserve to die. Also what surprised me was that Torino survived through the game. I figured he would have gotten on CJ's bad side somehow and he would have gotten a shell implanted into his brain. I was just happy Woozie survived. I could imagine he and CJ splitting up the entire area and taking over.

IF Casserly is still GM (odds are he won't be, but you never know) that is a possibility. Charlie the Clown seems to make the stupid pick whenever possible (see: taking Seth Wand in the 3rd round, taking Bennie Joppru over Jason Whitten).

Niners win, Texans lose. /Mr. Burns voice EEEEEEEExcellent. /Burns off

I'm not up on my pop culture beefs. Someone wanna elaborate here? Last weeks episode of the Simpsons had Sideshow Bob as a mayor of an italian village, and he never told the villagers that he was a criminal. At the end of the episode, the Village police were looking through a book of criminals and they happened upon: Picture of Peter Griffin :"Plagiarismo" and Picture of Stan Smith: "Plagiarismo de Plagiarismo" You think they'd take the high road these days. The Simpsons have gone the way of National Lampoon. They've jumped the shark that jumped the shark. *Imagines a shark riding water skis jumping over a pool of sharks* Dat's cool.

So... Yao's toe is going to need several week's rest and Dikembe is hurt with a dislocated/lacerated finger on his right hand. Somehow I don't like the Rockets having to go with a 4/5 combo of Juwan Howard and Stormile Swift. But hey, at least they've got Lonnie Baxter to back them up *sigh*. I'd like to find a team that's as banged up as the Rockets. Seriously, Yao, Deke, Sura, Alston, Barry and Derrick Anderson all hurt to one extent or another. Although really, I'm surprised it took Anderson 20 games into the season before he got hurt.

"A Lion's Tale: The Chris Jericho Story" by The Scotsman.

COULD IT BE?! A BUNCH OF RANDOM IMAGES?! THIS IS THE GREATEST NIGHT IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPORT! It's still good to see Christian in a main event feud.

Yes. Yes he is. Edited for factual accuracy I guess. It works though. Is Monty Brown a tweener? I always thought that career tweeners wouldn't work because fans wouldn't know how to react to him.

So Jeff Jarrett is forming NWO TNA?

Is that Dave Hebner or Earl Hebner? I think it's Dave, just making sure though. I'm pretty sure the spoiler I saw on it said it was Dave.

Dave Hebner IS Danny Davis/Nick Patrick 2k5-6!

Rhino's improved on the mic, but I miss the "*Grunt* *snort* Tear your fucking head off and shit down your neck!!" "I'll fuck you up!!" days. That guy's hat made Rhino look like he was wearing Bullwinkle antlers during parts of his promo. And "BloodRayne"s commercials look like they were made by a fansite, only without the production values. GodDAMN do they look bad.

AHHH!!!! Please never put the words "Abyss" and "porn" in the same sentence. There isn't enough therapy in the world for those images.

NIIIIIIIIIICE scars there Abyss. And why would he be entitled to a title shot? He's done nothing but lose his big matches for what, 3 or 4 months now?

Yeah, "old school" Rockets is the mustard and ketchup unis they wear as the throwbacks. And Shannon Moore has gone from "Red Rooster" punk to "emo pseudo-goth" punk. Jeff Jarrett has WAYYYY too many things going on right now. I'm surprised he can keep all his feuds straight. "I swear, I never cheated on you with Sting!.... I mean Jackie!" And if Shelley ever came out in a banana costume doing a weird dance I'd be his fan forever. "Peanut Butter Shelley Time" indeed.