Conspiracy_Victim

So, who are they giving for Milton? Who knows? I don't know what the Dodgers want, and the Astros farm system isn't terribly deep (OK AAA team, very little at AA, some promising talent at A and rookie ball levels) so it may be one of those things that some reporter thought up after too many Jack and Cokes and microwaved pizza.

Well, Roger's bound and determined to play in the World Championships, so I can see Roger pitching in the WCs in March, taking a month off, then riding in on the white horse on May 1st to sign on for the rest of the season. His body started falling apart at the end of the season, so he may want an extended offseason to get a bit more rest and save his body for the end of the season. All this, however, is dependant on the Astros getting a bat. I've heard rumors that they're going after Milton Bradley (funny if for no other reaseon than to see if MB drops the race card before he even makes it to Houston) and even potential long shots for ManRam. Local radio guys staking out the winter meetings up in Dallas are reporting that Houston's in "serious talks" for a "major trade acquisition" but I'm not holding my breath for it.

Yeah I know. Not like they're #1 in the nation or anything. I think they were celebrating the way they won, not the fact that they beat VT.

As long as we get a plethora of Precious Roy skits. SUCKER!!!!

Yeah, and look how well Foley's done with the ol' noggin injuries. I always thought the top of your head was where several of the bones that make up your skull met. Hence it could lead to some severe injuries if struck hard enough.

Big Show really oughta protect himself on those chair shots. They look good and all, but dude's gonna have problems later on if he keeps taking them right on the top of his head.

Good to see Lashley can actually talk. Is it just me, or does Lashley actually act more like a tweener than a true face? He's dominant, overpowering, and has a rather brutal style in the ring. None of that really exemplifies a wrestling face.

KENNEDY!!!! inserting himself in the fan interview = awesome.

Eating worms. I hope Tommy Dreamer instructed him on how to eat disgusting things properly. And his finisher is a Faceplant Bodyslam? I guess I'll buy that.

The Bottomless Pit must be right next door to Parts Unknown. Nice entrance, but they need to cut down on the smoke.

That was a great reaction shot by Bischoff to the Boogeyman.

Poor Simon. He's not even a JTTS anymore. I shall henceforth know him only as a Jobber To The Newbies (JTTN).

That wouldn't work. I don't think that Boogeyman, at this time, has even HALF of Taker's workrate. And THAT would be the truly terrifying part of this whole feud if WWE really went the wacky hijinks route.

An email circulated by a friend of my sister shows something interesting. He blew up a picture of the Molotov cocktail tosser from the Other boat and a still from the head pirate on board, and laid it against a still shot from the Orientation film of Gerald and Karen DeGroot, the founders of the Dharma Initiative. Also, one of the students in the intro shot of Gerald DeGroot walking around the classroom (the student sitting in profile on the left hand side of the screen) looks a bit like a younger Ethan Rom, all the way down to the same type of shirt. There ARE certain resemblances, albeit there is the whole age progression thing to take into account. Someone most likely pointed this out earlier, but I don't feel like searching the thread for it. Just thought I'd mention it. Edited to add the Ethan Rom part.

First of all, I think everyone is overlooking Overdrawn at the Memory Bank for classic underappreciated Raul Julia cinema. Second of all, this is for you lovecraft:

"There's only one reason he's taking her to this dinner and it's not so little Mutu can get his malaria pills." Barney's still bringing teh awesome.

The future of WWE right there ladies and gentlemen! The greatest feud in the history of wrestling! /Tony Schiavone mode off

Are you sure he's not the Sunni?

Chad's selling the Camel Clutch like a champ there.

Ref fight! Ref fight! Think of the children!

HILLALLILAYAHIMALAYA DURKA DURKA! I'm glad Daivari got to keep the entrance theme.

Maria's kinda got the whole Eugene face thing going while talking to Lillian on Unlimited.

Oh Maria, such wide-eyed youthfulness. Now now Uncle Eric why must you be so hateful? Poor poor sweet Maria, we hardly knew ye.

Ric was so distraught over losing he went out and beat up a motorist and his car. But then, who HASN'T felt like that a time or two in their lives?

Don't analyze it, don't think about it, don't worry about if it's enjoyable, just do it. Kind of like plotting out a Snitsky match. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> But I thought we all hated Snitsky now? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I meant that's my philosophy on posting. As long as it amuses me, I'm happy.