Conspiracy_Victim

Candace paying homage to Halle Barry. Dammit just go to Trish and Mickie. Oh crap Mickie's dressed as Trish Stratus.

First up is the little MFer. Then Maria. Maria's my pick so far.

Well that was actually a bit funny with Kane's reactions and Show asking him why he threw his guy out.

Only if Tank Abbot took him up on it.

The Hearthrobs come out to absolutely no reaction whatsoever.

I think Cena was trying to keep from laughing there.

Well, you're just about right.

They're actually going through with HHH/Viscera? Holy shit WHY??

Don't forget The Gobbledygooker, The Executioner, Beaver Cleavage, and Xanta Claus for good measure.

I would actually think about spending money to watch Batista try to powerbomb THAT! I'd think about it for about 2 seconds, then slap myself for being an idiot.

This is rapidly becoming a clusterfuck of epic proportions.

BWAHAHAHAHA! To paraphrase TNA, "Dave's gonna kill you!" *clap clap clapclapclap*

Some of the most entertaining TV WWE's put on. I guess Stone Cold REAAAAALLY didn't want to job to Coach.

So when does Henry beat the shit out of Dustin for reminding him of the transvestite he hooked up with on live TV? I'm guessing Goldust is just a smoke screen. And now we get Vince. This is confusing.

WTF?!?! GOLDUST!!! WOO!!!!

We'd end up with Carlito having to face a gauntlet of Foley characters a la the Royal Rumble from a few years ago.

GUN! Yes motherfuckers! I've been waiting for this one it better not suck.

Foley doesn't quite have the same voice inflections he used to have. I guess that happens when you're mailing it in.

Final Destination 2! The sequel no one was clamoring for! And they're even making another one *sigh*. Hollywood sucks.

Oh Maria, how I've missed you on these many lonely Monday nights.

Bah, you can't risk guys health with dangerous moves like that. Not like Jerry's ever done that move before or anything. /WWE thinking

Good Lord Jimmy took FOREVER up there. Hacksaw doesn't really look that bad for being out of the game for a few years.

'TARD RAGE!! Yeah that was wrong, but it's still what I think of when he does the Hogan power up.

He's not even that. He's just "James Ware, old guy in the ring".

Todd Grisham likes to see women in underwear? Wow there goes one of my theories...