Conspiracy_Victim

WWE fucks with it's fans....

She's shootin' Ton-ay, she's shootin'!

BORING chant... C'mon now this is one of their better weddings.

The only way Snitsky's outift would've been better was if it was a tuxedo t-shirt.

OK, the flushing sound effect was funny.

*prays for Trish to come out in white lingerie again*

Hey, it's a gay cowboy businessman! Oh wait, it's Edge.

Can I please hope that Viscera gives Simon Dean brain damage, thereby making him think he's a superhero or villain so he can go back to being Nova?

I want Edge to come out to a cello version of his theme a la Kane. Maria's great at acting stupid. I guess you go with what you know.

Holy crap they actually had Shelton drop the belt to Carlito. It's deja vu all over again.

CARLITO!!!!

OK now THIS might be really really funny, really really offensive, or both.

Starting off with the crowd pop. OK good for a second there I thought they were actually going to have Cena curtain jerk.

Never played any of the following series: Chrono Half Life Starfox Hitman Driver Viewtiful Joe Ratchet & Clank Silent Hill Also never played FF VII (VIII and X are the ony ones I've played), any of the Resident Evil games before 4, any of the Unreal games. Yeah I've been deprived.

Boo the announcers covering the stupid fans!

This match is moving like a 45 record being played at 78.

Nah, it'll be in English.

I don't care if he gets buried, it's good to see Super Crazy getting a WWE paycheck after busting his ass for ECW all that time.

I thought that was Orton, who is supposedly 6'4". Or is he the Best Pure Athlete in WWE? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Taking over for that wrestling illuminary, Bily Gunn?

Oh ok...I keep forgetting to tape Velocity so I haven't seen it since the Luther days.

So...Jindrak's the face here? How did THAT happen?

Look, it's a generic Mexican wrestler! /WWE thinking

I remember a friend brought his Genesis to college and showed that to me. He got to the point and told me to figure it out. I'm running the X-Men all over the place trying to figure it out and with about 20 seconds left after laughing uproariously the entire time my friend told me to hit the reset button. I thought he was nuts, but I did it. I couldn't believe it. I wondered how game designers could be that cruel.

This is what happens when "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" finally explodes into jealousy and catfights.

Dayum, Big Dave with the PPV mention. Nice.