Conspiracy_Victim

Crazy old man strut! WOOOO!!!

I'd have to go with Horshu. At least as Luther he can have a full head of hair (sorta).

"Amish in the City". TV has run out of good ideas.

Paul London's got a little slicked back Stevie Richards thing going on in that matchup bumper.

OK who runs out on Monday night, Eugene or HBK? I'd say the money's gotta be on Eugene.

NICE face plant by Rey. Kidman and London attack the Duds? Who are the heels here?

Looking at this match all I can ask is: Where the hell are Haas and Rico? Is Rico still injured?

I'd bill WWE for my psychological treatments.

In a totally unrelated issue, hey Zsasz who is that in the clip? Just curious.

Hey Shannon Moore gets a main event mention for SS! *cheer*

So Undertaker with Heyman = heel, but sinister Undertaker who was stalking Heyman = face? Makes sense I guess.

Squash - (n.) skwahsh - This JBL match.

Angle fired Numbah 1 announce-ah? Say it ain't so!

Here's my rather comprehensive list of EEEEEVIL folks: Aaron Eckhart as Chad in In the Company of Men Rachel Wiesz as Evelyn in The Shape of Things Ben Stiller as Jerry in Your Friends and Neighbors Ralph Fiennes as Amon Goeth in Schindler's List Jason Issacs as William Tavington in The Patriot For my sister, Cruella DeVille in 101 Dalmations Veruca Salt in Willy Wonka (another one from sis) James Spader in Pretty in Pink and Less Than Zero (sis) Joe Pantoliano as Cypher in The Matrix Jay Mohr as Bob Sugar in Jerry Maguire John Wood as the Bishop of Aquila in Ladyhawke Christopher Walken in Things to do in Denver When You're Dead and True Romance Alec Baldwin and Nicole Kidman in Malice Sarah Michelle Gellar in Cruel Intentions Michael Moore in....everything I'll edit in some more when I think of some more hateful little bastards

Man passing is aboslutely terrible this year, at least for me. I went 0/17 in a game with a pick. I had to just stop passing and ran the ball on every down. Once you start playing even slightly better teams it's like the DB' get to where the throw is no matter how far or how hard you throw it, barring some sort of miracle. My QB isn't great, but not that bad either. I've even gone to an option playbook and it's actually worked pretty well so far. I might stick with it for a bit.

Team: Hampden-Sydney Tigers Conference: Independant (already turned down a Big East invite, waiting for ACC or SEC, probably ACC). Difficulty: Varsity, will ramp up to All-American soon, 5 minute quarters Prestige: started at * (academic), now ** Playbook: Balanced Pass OK I've already gone through a season and finished 7-3 with my best player ranked 65 (my kicker, no less). I win coach of the year award (surprised me, I didn't even think I had a shot and never checked the award semifinalists. I recruited well (15th in the nation) and got some amazingly fast CBs, a ballhawking SS and FS, and some good pass rushing ends. Upgraded my defense from D- to C+. Unfortunately I couldn't get anything for my offense and is only D+. Start of season 2. I load up my schedule with mediocre/bad 1A schools in hopes of getting enough wins to sneak into a second tier bowl game and gain some more prestige for recruiting. I steamroll a surprisingly bad (for it's rankings) Indiana team with my RB busting out for 150 yds and my QB throwing for 4 TDs. I then take out Kentucky in a relative shootout for me, 38-20 on the road. They had a pretty good crowd but I took them out with a big 73 yard pass and run then demoralized them with a 99 yard interception return late in the 3rd. Then, in a game where my offense couldn't do jack crap, I beat Rice 19-0. My defense doesn't give their spread option anything and my kicker comes up big with 4 FGs. Only TD came on a 28 yard run on a counter by my TB. Got a chance to go 4-0 with a game against a VERY beatable Duke team. Should play them (and maybe the next game) tomorrow night. Will post results when I get the chance.

Got it yesterday and played it last night after work. Jumped right into create-a-school (for my DIII days) and then onto a dynasty. I made my school an academic, because I really didn't feel like trying to build it up from a upcake. Maybe when I get a better feel for it. Anyway, before my first game in week 2, my starting FS gets into a scuffle in practice. I lower his suspension from 2 games to 1 game, getting the NCAA a bit more interested in little 'ol me. I then go out and punk Sam Houston State 34-0 with my QB throwing for 280 yards and 2 TD's. My FB scored a touch as did my HB, with my kicker (the highest rated guy on the team at 65 ) getting 2 FGs for good measure. The pump-up feature isn't too much right now since no one goes to my games, but the matchup stick has been pretty handy so far. I'll post updates when I remember. It's a schedule fairly heavy on IAA schools so I should end up with a pretty decent record.

Well I looked it up on IMDB and it looks like it just BARELY broke even. I can never figure out if IMDB's "budget" listing includes advertizing, but it had a $33 million budget and as of June 27 had made $33,571,379 in the USA. Depensing on how it does overseas they may see a small return. Personally I hope they make a sequal. I wasn't expecting a whole lot out of Thomas Jane but he was surprisingly good. The Castle/Russian fight was the best fight I've seen Kevin Nash have in a long time *rimshot*.

Ingrid outsmarted herself, now will it get her booted? Can't say that I approve of where they cut this, but I guess they're building to the 90 minute one next week. "I think it all started when you tasted my box." How can they say this without cracking up?

Benoit still talking shit to the ref too. LOL I still wish Matt had come out and kicked the crap out of Kane. That would involve an outsider coming into the main event scene though, can't have that. On to Joe Schmo 2. Gotta see what women get the pearl necklaces tonight.

She even fucked up the nut shot. Lita has carte blanche to fuck with Kane all she wants to now. How very interesting...

Benoit the tactician pulls it out. Now where's Matt Hardy? No Lita!! Ith not worth the rithk!

JR's about to have a coronary or something over in the booth.

C'mon Vince they win on Flag Day now on the last RAW before 4th of July?? And they beat Sarge? There's a fine line between heel heat and just being pandering.

Hold on, it's Non-title?? OK then maybe Sarge'll win one for the upcoming 4th of July and all that. Sarge has dropped some serious weight too.