Conspiracy_Victim

Man Shelton and Johnny are gonna play "Proctology Exam" tonight.

This actually turned out to be more difficult than I thought. With the 41st pick the Houston Texans select: Isaac Sopoaga, DT, University of Hawaii Some talented DL's still out there but Isaac's size and especially strength make him an ideal fit at the nose tackle position should Payne get injured again. Plays good technique and is an excellent run stuffer. Plays low to the ground and doesn't get moved very easily. Should become a part of the DL rotation rather quickly. Whew, I feel better now.

I'm working on it, I'm working on it... OK even though I don't really know what Jax needs, I'll go with the draft boards I've been able to find and go WR. And from the ones left.... The Jacksonville Jaguars select Michael Jenkins, WR, Ohio State. The Houston Texans (and myself) are now on the clock. I'll make this pick in just a minute. Going to double check a couple of things then I'll finalize the pick.

My created boxer had 100 strength by the time I got to all the legends and was facing Rocky Marciano at Caesar's Palace. Talk about a glass jaw. Bell rings we approach he tries a hook I duck it and fire off a right uppercut right on his leaned-in chin. BAM he's down in 5 seconds. He gets up and we start fighting a bit. He tries an uppercut I dodge and fire another right uppercut. Down again at the 1:31 mark. I then knock him silly and put him out of his misery at the :24 second mark. The legends are really frustrating at parts. Roy Jones Jr. is a pain but I rope-a-doped him and dropped him in the 12th. Ali is a REAL bitch. Every time he got close he started running scared. I had him at like no energy at least half a dozen times and only managed to catch him and knock him down once, in the 13th. Ended up decisioning him in 15. Now I'm stuck against this guy who's actually maxxed out on everything. Oughta be interesting since I'm still a bit short on agility and stamina. Sparring is a pain later on, it's almost impossible to get 40k points on it. The only other main problem I have is sometimes I try to come out of my defense with a shot and it either locks and I just stand there or I end up throwing the wrong punch (especially when I try to throw a right hook, it almost always ends up an uppercut). Still a very fun game, and I'm looking forward to the other weight classes.

Bah Gert I was praying somehow Vince would free fall to the Texans in the second round. Ah well c'est la vie. Still a deep draft for DL I'll have to start scouring the scouting reports.

Well since I'm on a friend's laptop and don't have time for all the bells and whistles, I'll just be straightforward with this one. With the 20th pick in the first round, the Miami Dolphins select Shawn Andrews, Offensive Tackle, University of Arkansas.

And so we go from good cartoon to bad, BAD cartoon.

"This Just In..." Started like 3 or 4 weeks ago. New episodes every Sunday night at 9:30 central. I like the fact that it's done with Flash animation so it's as current as possible. Catch this last scene. I laughed my ass off.

The cast is an UNKNOWN weapon? Dude Bob Orton used his cast for how many years? C'mon JR we can remember things.

Oh shit. Cut to camera 6 quick!

I thought it was EVAD Sullivan? That brings back bad memories.

Oh crap Nick Dinsmore the forgotten Bushwacker. Still though he's kind of amusing in a watching-someone-fall-down sorta way.

"Window licker" LOL I've missed Regal.

I have SEEN DA BABY! I'm spent, my night is complete.

Stylin' music for Coach.

Oh. My. God. As long as Nick gets to actually wrestle and not just stumble around like a "special person" I'll tolerate this.

Hmm....So it's face/face at Backlash? Well they've got time to adjust things.

Wow! Best Diva battle royal ever!

THANK YOU. Enough of this putting Benjamin over garbage. Four white guys beating up another black man. I mean, Rock got his in 2000 (half-black). I hated the post-match. So because all of Evolution happens to be white and Benjamin happens to be black they can't do what's been done in wrestling hundreds of times before with the heel group beating the face down post-match? I don't want to get into an argument (it's friggin' wrestling for cryin' out loud) but looking back at HHH/Booker T from a couple of years ago lets just say I'm not discounting the possibility totally.

And Gail comes out to a large round of...indifference. Welcome back. So Christian comes out and guarantees Trish's shot at the belt. Yawn. I'm hoping Jericho comes out and triple powerbombs her, but that's just me.

The ME slot is all about Eugene, baby! Ugh.

*prays for Gail and Lita to collectively slip and break necks* Not nice Choken, not nice. Maybe broken arms or something.

*sniff sniff, sniff sniff* Is it just me, or is everyone smelling a 6 or 8 man match next week?

Well I guess they gotta keep the black man in his place (i.e. Booker T).

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Well if HHH HAD to protect his spot while giving Shelton the rub (sorta) I guess this is one way.