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Heel turn by Lita? Nah that won't happen. Would still be interesting though for no other reason than to see if they could pull it off.

See Joanie THAT's a handspring back elbow! I like that pin. Good Lord Molly's going apeshit in there. Nice acting.

Vicky rocking the pink short shorts. Looks like a pink version of last week actually.

Ahh! The TV's staring at me! Oh wait, it's just Lita.

Snippets o' psychology to start... along with HHHitler, of course getting the best of both HBK and Benoit.

More likely scenario. Nuxhall impresses Reds' brass with his ability to locate the plate. He is instantly linked to a two year contract. Nuxhall goes 3-34 the next two years, earning him ace status on the club before retiring. Nuxhall then signs with the Houston Astros. Actually, I'm waiting for the Astros to sign Nolan Ryan to a personal services contract. Robin Ventura will be seen running for the nearest bomb shelter.

One reason why I wish I had NBA League Pass. Sounded like a hell of a game to watch. It was a crazy game. Both teams had it won but the other team would hit some last second shot to stay in it. Jason Terry's 3 in the 2nd OT from about 35 feet on the wing was nuts, but I swear Yao couldn't have done any more unless he drove the team bus and cooked the team breakfast today. 41 points (on 15-21 shooting, no less) 16 boards and 6 assists while fouling out two Hawk centers. I wouldn't want to play the Hawks any more this year though. The whole friggin' team is playing for a contract 'cause just about everyone is a free agent after the season.

Actually I was just paging through the March issue of Maxim and right at the beginning there's a 2 page spread ad for Van Helsing. Hugh is standing there in a typical hero pose with a mechanical crossbow in one hand and what looks to be the Glaive's angrier brother in his other hand. Krull lives! OK maybe not but I thought it was worth mentioning. Damn I want to see Van Helsing when it comes out in May.

"Close, but she needs more. She will proudly proclaim her Jewish heritage and make it a central part of her gimmick, as she comes to the ring to Jewish folk music, pats herself on the back, campaigns on behalf of Lieberman, and attempts to use Trishelle and Mollycita in her favor as she uses her control of the media to hold down the rest of the division." Gail Striesand? Ewww..especially if she starts singing selections from Yentl. "Naw, she'll be a Muslim woman who wrestles in thick robes that cover her entire body except for her eyes, and after every botched move she blesses her opponent and praises Allah she hasn't killed anyone yet." Well she's certainly been a bomb so far.

LYSETTE ANTHONY! LYSETTE ANTHONY! Ahh that glowing halo of red hair. The memories.. *wipes away a tear*

This sounds like how Beaver Cleavage would've ended up. I wish I had enough brain cells firing at the moment to continue these fine booking ideas, but alas I'm tired and more than a little drunk. So, to sum up our cast of players: Molly = Latina Heat Trish = Aunt Jemima the wrestler Vicky = COPS material white trash mother Stacy = armipt haired-birkenstock wearing Liz Phair Tour attending feminazi Torrie = Terminatrix Jazz = hmmm...Proper English maiden perhaps? Sable = reserved librarian? Nidia = I'll go female Canadian lumberjack with this one Gail Kim = female Dean Malenko Dawn Marie = MENSA scholar and agressive executive Who am I missing? Edit: Oh yes Miss Jackie. How about the founder of the new RTC? *shiver* ugh maybe not.

Hasn't Victoria been wrestling with a torn ligament in her knee for quite a while now, hence the big ass knee brace? Usually the torn ligament hurts like hell but you can remain active on it for as long as you can take the pain as long as you have some sort of external support for the joint. A kid I coached while he was in high school tore his ACL but kept playing football for about 6 or 7 weeks until the season ended, whereupon he had his surgery. Still, props to HBK, but I wouldn't want my championship belt around the waist of HBK when he claims to be working through an injury if I was a booker <insert the well used "going to lose his smile" joke here>. I guess they figure Benoit can carry one gimp easily, so they threw in another one to make it more of a challenge.

*looks over thread* Damn looks like I'm practically the only Johnny Cage mark. His cheap hits (close quarters shadow kick and of course the NUT PUNCH OF DOOM~!) combined with what I though was a perfectly acceptable finisher with the torso rip made him a fun character. Plus the egotistical Friendship of course.

It just comes down to AS that the fact that a player DARED leave the New York Yankees, the apparent end all be all of sportdom in AS's pinstripe colored glasses. Get over it man (even though I know you won't). Pettite left because he wanted to be with his family and was angry that the Yankess seemed to talk to every pitcher outside of Bob Walk and Todd Van Poppel because Georgie has the same mindset you do (i.e. You might leave the Yankees? But we're the YANKEES! *heart attack*). Clemens has stated that the ONLY way he'd come out retirement is if Andy signed with the Astros. Even then it took some time before he decided to do it. So basically, take your fantasy league $190 million team salary, your 2 All-Star SS and no third basemen, and your holier than though attitude and just try let it go.

Hey Rant how is that Krull DVD? I keep meaning to pick it up in the bargain bin at Best Buy and for some reason I never get it. It was one of my favorites growing up (seeing Liam Neeson and Robbie Coltrane before they were known is awesome) and I saw that Ken Marshall and Lysette Anthony do a commentary track on the DVD.

"I'm gonna tear you a new puppet-hole bitch!" Another classic line. And that wierd squeaking blue penguin thing bleeding out stuffing when Wes pulls out his honker. The whole fight scene is one of the funniest things I've seen in quite a while.

Hehe Fred trying to get Knox out of the lab. Good times. Ya getting the picture yet Knox!?

"STUPID PLASTIC PIECE OF CRAP!!" LOL! I think this may be one of my favorites of the season, and that's BEFORE Spike sees him. Man, Angel makes for one one pissed off looking Muppet.

Why. Um, I can think of 2 possible explanations right off the bat: 1) At the time he was a mom, apple pie, and American flag loving face who was trying to keep a family together. Eddy, however, didn't try hard enough and it led to the breakup and Angle feeling unappreciated that all his effort went to waste. 2) He saw Eddie as a threat in the Rumble, SD RR, and even up to NWO. However, he also saw that Chavo was a distraction to Eddy and keeping him from setting his sights higher. So, he tried to purposely drag out the Eddy/Chavo issue to keep Eddy distracted. When that didn't work, he went in for the kill to establish himself as the preeminent challenger. BTW, is it "Eddie" or "Eddy"? I've used both, and am curious as to which is the commonly accepted spelling.

AS, couldn't Angle say that he tried his hardest to help keep the Guerreros together, and that Eddie didn't try hard enough to work it out? and then on TOP of that he costs Angle his shot at the belt at NWO? Why would that be so bad? It establishes Angle as being sympathetic (in his own mind at least) and has at least some sort of continuity. And this is a serious question too, not trying to be argumentative.

Semi-pro football's fun stuff. I've done it for 5 years now and although it's hard sometimes, I still love to play. The cost can be prohibitive, but a lot of it is one time costs (pads, uniforms, etc.). Depending on how upscale the team and league are, you may have to travel on your own hook, which can lead to a bit of wear and tear on your vehicle. All in all though the comradeship, the competitiveness, and the fun makes it worth it. BTW in a shameless bit of self-promotion (OK, not TOTALLY self-) check out my team's website right here.

That was Oasis' "Wonderwall" sung by someone else Ryan Adams. That's all I've got really. Strange episode, looking forward to Fatal Attraction/Swimfan/generic hot stalker chick following Clark and threatening Lana. Wonder if she goes after Chloe too?

A sudden image of Angle wearing a tiny cowboy hat sprang to mind while watching that clip.

Spike wrestling with a muppet. Yep looks like fun.

Yeah since he at least showed up. Dems woulda just fled the country after pussying out on their ROTC obligation. Sorry Democratic fellow board members, just had to throw in the counterargument since I'm so damn conservative.