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    The OAO Raw Thread for the 8th of December 2003

    Hurri-League and Super Booker! Dear God this match is going to suck and blow with those other 3 guys.
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    The OAO Raw Thread for the 8th of December 2003

    Man Batista put on 42 pounds between the shooting of the Armageddon commercial and tonight's match. BEEFCAKE!!! BEEFCAKE!!!
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    The OAO Raw Thread for the 8th of December 2003

    Well I'd hate to be in your room right now. Stuff flying everywhere.
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    The OAO Raw Thread for the 8th of December 2003

    Umm..did Rock just call them "French popcorn farts"? Well Pepe Lepew 1 and 2 would work.
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    The OAO Raw Thread for the 8th of December 2003

    Lillian still loves the streudel I see...
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    The OAO Raw Thread for the 8th of December 2003

    "We have no problem, how do you say, kicking your ass!" "Um...kicking your ass?" /got nothin' except a bad "Top Secret" reference
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    The OAO Raw Thread for the 8th of December 2003

    Ho-ly Shite....
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    The OAO Raw Thread for the 8th of December 2003

    ....stunt granny.... Well remember he'll take them out for dinner and ice cream since it's all fake and everything.. Oh wait, I hope I didn't spoil anything for anyone.
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    The OAO Raw Thread for the 8th of December 2003

    Kane killed a dog? Call the ASPCA and authorities! That seems like such a cheap heat tactic. What next, is he going to tear up some kids sign and push down a little old granny while laughing?
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    The OAO Raw Thread for the 8th of December 2003

    Man that looked like a generic OVW training match or something.
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    The OAO Raw Thread for the 8th of December 2003

    Lance Cade? Who is this LANCE Cade of which you speak oh ebullient JR?
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    The OAO Raw Thread for the 8th of December 2003

    Wow they didn't need Orton's incredible suckitude to win? There's a shock.
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    The OAO Raw Thread for the 8th of December 2003

    Hmm..Orton run-in in 5..4..3..2..
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    The OAO Raw Thread for the 8th of December 2003

    Oh shit. Jericho and Xstian gets to be embarrassed at a PPV. Although Jericho don't look too happy.
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    The OAO Raw Thread for the 8th of December 2003

    It's RVD's fault. He's so sloppy he'll bust someone open from backstage! /puts back on his WWE colored glasses.
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    The OAO Raw Thread for the 8th of December 2003

    but aren't they the same dudes that put trish AND lita through tables awhile ba- *gets shot in the neck by wwe writers. Shhh..rememeber if it happened more than 6 months ago it no longer applies! Really please Buh Buh be a big boy and put on some pants.
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    The OAO Raw Thread for the 8th of December 2003

    And here come those defenders of women everywhere...The Dudley Boys!
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    The OAO Raw Thread for the 8th of December 2003

    So..Trish says to get her back Jericho has to use his favor to bring back Austin? That would be fairly horrible.
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    The OAO Raw Thread for the 8th of December 2003

    So both of them get to be embarrassed at the same time. And then get bitch slapped by the Duds..*sigh*
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    The BCS Selection Show Thread

    OK first of all, TCU didn't "weasel" their way into a home game. They're letting the athletes take their finals on time rather then having to disrupt the whole finals week by taking the GMAC Bowl. I'm sure the players appreciate being able to have an uninterrupted period of time to study without having the hoopla of a bowl game right in the middle of everything. Second of all, as a Univ. of Houston grad, I plan on watching the Hawaii Bowl because with those two offenses the score may very well be somewhere around 84-80. Finally, I reserve the right not to say anything about the BCS championship game because it'll set someone off again. It's just a shame that the team ranked #1 in both polls won't get a chance to play in the championship game, and that's all I'll say.
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    The Official MLB Offseason Topic

    Write a letter to whomever owns the Reds and demand that they sepnd more money. Problem solved. I'll miss Johnson. And I've given up on them signing Andy. Eh don't say that yet AS. Chances are the Braves will half ass it for a while then drop out, leaving the Yanks and Astros. Steinbrenner offers something along the lines of 3 years/$40 mill. just so he can say he tried. Pettite and the Hendricks go to McClane who says "Well, we can offer 3/22, but that's not much less what with a hometown discount and all." Bang, AP's a Yank. Never underestimate the frugality of Astros' ownership. Drayton doesn't seem to realize that owning a baseball team is usually a way for rich men to lose money and be in the public spotlight. The Astros have already offered Pettitte 3 years and $30 million, according to news sources here (KRIV TV, KILT-AM). Supposedly, a good chunk of the money is deferred though. The Astros, of course, are publicly saying that they're only "in contact" with the Hendricks brothers and Pettitte. Take that for what you will. Oh yeah I've heard all that too, as well as McClane and Hunsicker saying that all they asked was that they get a chance to match or beat any offer. With the Vasquez acquisition I'm going to be a bit more optimistic. Plus I, unlike a lot of other Astros fans on the 'net, remember some of the things Drayton has done when he got the chance (Randy Johnson, Jeff Kent, hell I'll even throw in Doug Drabeck and Greg Swindell back in the day because they were premier FA's the year they were signed). I'm just tired of Drayton saying that he's losing money every year and that the payroll gets limited, meaning that a lot of years someone I like goes. Plus with Bagwell's backloaded contract (to the tune of $17 mill), Hidalgo's $12 million, and Oswalt, Miller, Robertson et. al. all due for raises in the near future, it's going to be tough.
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    The Official MLB Offseason Topic

    Write a letter to whomever owns the Reds and demand that they sepnd more money. Problem solved. I'll miss Johnson. And I've given up on them signing Andy. Eh don't say that yet AS. Chances are the Braves will half ass it for a while then drop out, leaving the Yanks and Astros. Steinbrenner offers something along the lines of 3 years/$40 mill. just so he can say he tried. Pettite and the Hendricks go to McClane who says "Well, we can offer 3/22, but that's not much less what with a hometown discount and all." Bang, AP's a Yank. Never underestimate the frugality of Astros' ownership. Drayton doesn't seem to realize that owning a baseball team is usually a way for rich men to lose money and be in the public spotlight.
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    Battlestar Galatica

    I'm going to degenerate into fanboyhood with this post so don't laugh too loud. Well after that watching the little "Low-Down" making-of special I'm about to see if my cable company can block Sci-Fi from my TV. It's one thing to change an element or two from the original to update it and make it more comparable with today's society. This however seems to be nothing more than an excuse to take a big stinking crap over something many people look back on with some fondness. And the fact that they're unapologetic about it somehow makes it worse. Katee Sack-o-crap was just a total bitch about making Starbuck a woman, and the producers seemed to think it great that a female character was a pilot and a strong character on the show. I guess they just forgot about the female characters from the original show (Serena, Sheba, Athena, Cassiopeia). Then on top of that they decide to make Boomer a woman as well! All I can say is, if Apollo and Starbuck end up with "sexual tension" I may very well throw up all over my TV. Now for the Cylons. I like my bad guys to look like bad guys. I want my antagonists to look scary as crap and be capable of tearing the good guys apart. These new "human" Cylons look like nothing more than an excuse to throw a hot woman in there to appeal to the Seven-of-Nine and Terminator TX "fans". And then, rather than reintroduce the formulaic but still viable "invaders from outer space" that worked for the original, they make Cylons a human invention that has come back to kick them in the ass! Ooooh, science bad, humans selfdestructive! Bah. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for updating shows and movies to make them more accessible to today's crowd. Throwing needless T&A and screwing up the whole canon of Battlestar Galactica just to bring out the horny adolescent male crowd just perturbs me. Just so I can reach the deepest depths of fanboydom, I will in closing say: Worst. Remake. EVER.
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    Actress Yancy Butler arrested in Florida

    I believe that was part of the reason along with the ratings. IIRC she would have had to take like most of a season's worth of shooting off to get through rehab and TNT wasn't willing to write off a whole season without the main character (which is understandable I guess). This was a few years ago and I only got to see an episode or 2 so I may be off a bit on the particulars.
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    Actress Yancy Butler arrested in Florida

    Witchblade and the short-lived (but still one of my favorites) Mann and Machine. Damn it's a shame back in the day she was one good looking woman. She's had a problem with alcohol for several years IIRC. Hope she can kick the habit and get straightened out.
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