Conspiracy_Victim

They just need Rhyno snarling about how he's gonna tear someone's (bleep)ing head off and (bleep) down their necks, piledrive women through tables, and goring random people. In other words, the Captain CAAAAAAAAVEMAAAAAN Rhyno in ECW. Just with WWE Rhyno moveset.

Kane says yes and squashes the shit out of RVD. Perfect. Kane doesn't need fast women he wants 'em to lie still.

Randy with the Orton Cutter for 3. Is Foley going to recreate The Union to fight Evolution?

"I realized last night that HHH is the pinnacle of all manhood. He could whip mine and all your asses with one hand, while conditioning his hair with the other! I have come to see the light, and it is that HHH will be champion until his is 122 years old due to his overwhelming talent, ability, and charisma! Bow to him, and make him you master! Seig HHH! Seig HHH!" That's one way to do it, and don't think it hasn't crossed Terra's busy little brain.

HHH needs ANOTHER entrance video for when he's with his group, dammit!

RVD looks like he just got called into the principal's office . Is anyone else thinking this sounds almost exactly like when Steve was the leader of the Invasion? Start talking to his watch, mocking Tazz and Hugh Morrus and getting advice from Tie-jiri and we're there.

At least Gayda found her niche. As long as she stays on the outside and never, EVER gets involved in a match beyond an interference run I'll give her the benefit of the doubt.

RICO IN DA HOUSE, BITCHES!!

Mae Young vs. Rosey? He's already squashed her once.

Man Team Canada is bouncing like Happy Fun Balls for Booker and Goldie. Well that was actually halfway decent. Goldie looked like he was going to kick the blonde's heads off, but at least it had a bunch of action.

Goldberg = workrate! OK maybe not. So Evolution wants Goldberg to join, he refuses, they beat him down, rivalry starts? Didn't they do this with him and the NWO back in the day?

"Jericho comes from behind"? I think you mean HHH and Nash or Shawn there, JR.

The Intercontinental Champion, Honky Tonk Christian! I miss his opera music. At least it was distinct.

Ho-ly sheeit. Jobbing Lance out to Cade. He deserves a raise for this crap.

Geezus I feel bad for this poor kid. He makes it to the big time and he gets a crowd shouting "BORING" at him.

At least Lance got his entrance. Hey Steve, what's so boring? Besides the Redneck Triathalon I mean.

Maven jobs tonight to Randy (How the hell did I get a push?) BOREton. I got nothin'.

Ok I've gotta catch up. How much HHH dick sucking have I missed? Although I do like RVD talking about "chi" and "strategizing". RVD's emotionally sensitive like that.

I woulda thought something more along the lines of, "But Shawn lets me do it like that! What, you're waiting to get married first? Oh, ok...."

Finishing up Dark Cloud 2. Just starting chapter 7 of 8. Couple more days, then it's back to Xenosaga (man that game is complicated as hell).

I'll go with option D, Mr. Trabek. The problem with all the other options is that it involves, you know, a storyline in the cruiserweight division. Can't have that ya know. Gotta keep them little fellers in their place. Matches like Rey vs. Ultimo and Spanky vs. Ultimo do sound like fun though. They oughta let em go pure lucha, with them just pinballing all over the place and pretty much no selling everything until the finisher.

Oh yeah "officials" were afraid GOLDBERG would drag down HHH. Sure. Goldberg being over isn't the problem, HHH wanting another month before he jobs to someone he's not in an intimate relationship with is. Fuck HHH.

I used to love watching it. It used to be covered on either ESPN or FoxSports (I think it was FoxSports) a few years ago on a weekly show. That was a long time ago though. Haven't seen much on it in like 5 years or so.

Well the group I play with are all about pistols, but I actually like the plasma rifle. Start firing at someone while moving at them, they freeze up, you throw an elbow at them as you run by and finish them. Fun for the whole family.

OK what are they going to do with Zach G.? Either they turn him into a reluctant heel to get his contract, or Mr. America starts getting a little masked partner to run with him (call him The Gimp for all I care. Besides the Tarantino reference, it's tasteless enough for WWE). My guess is choice 2 in a week or two.