Conspiracy_Victim

Well, after looking at the website and seeing that a) it's not coming out until October and b) it's XBOX exclusive, I doubt I'm going to pick it up.

Not on the computer Mighty, the PS2 version. Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance is a one player hack and slash type game based on D&D rules.

As a self-proclaimed Transformer Gen. 1 fan all I can say is, "THIS SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS!!!" If they're going to destroy all my fond childhood memories, make it a live action GI Joe movie. I'd pay good money to watch Snake Eyes sneak onto a Cobra base and go all Metal Gear Solid on people.

Was it how the reproduced? No, I just figured that there was some form of artificial insemination or test tubing with families being formed out of the donors. What I talking about is: Spoiler (Highlight to Read): Taye Diggs being trapped with the guns. Bale's character switched guns AFTER he blasted all the cops, so Diggs' gun shouldn't have been the one to leave evidence at the scene of the shootout. Plus, he only switched one gun even though he used both during the shootout.

I loved it personally. Bale was excellent, as usual, and the concept was interesting enough to keep my attention. Not as much fighting as I had been led to believe, but the one's that are there are pretty amazing (especially the one about the puppy...you'll see it) since it actually looks like something a person could learn to do as opposed to Matrix stuff. There is one glaring continuity error that I noticed that bugged me, but other than that I thought it was a great movie that got screwed by it's distributor. 8.5/10

I loved it personally. Bale was excellent, as usual, and the concept was interesting enough to keep my attention. Not as much fighting as I had been led to believe, but the one's that are there are pretty amazing (especially the one about the puppy...you'll see it) since it actually looks like something a person could learn to do as opposed to Matrix stuff. There is one glaring continuity error that I noticed that bugged me, but other than that I thought it was a great movie that got screwed by it's distributor. 8.5/10

OK I'm not jocking this guy for an All-Star or anything since there's no guarantee he's going to be able to keep this up very long, but I'd like to put out a little love for Astros 3rd baseman Morgan Ensberg. Dude crapped out last year when they wanted him to take over the 3rd base job (forcing the Vinny Castilla signing) and is even splitting time this year with Geoff Blum thanks to Jimy Williams advancing senility. However, this year he's hitting everything in sight and was last week's NL player of the week batting .529 with 3 homers and 11 RBI's. For the season he's batting .340 with a .448 OBP and .670 SLG (leading to a cool 1.118 OPS). That's also with 10 homers, 31 RBI's and a better than 1/1 BB/K ratio (18/15). Anyway, just wanted to let you all know about him and hope he keeps it up. The way our starting pitching is going we'll need all the offense we can get.

Damn that sucks. I thought he was good as a slimy Kano. Guess I'll catch him in Pirates of the Caribbean as his farewell appearance.

Well when I was playing football my junior year in HS one of our offensive linemen went down late in the game and no one on the team knew why for sure why. We were playing a ghetto school (sorry that's un-PC. Make it an "economically disadvantaged" school) and were beating them by like 30 points so we figured it was a cheap shot, but no one saw anything, since we only saw him down after the play was over (he was trailing the play, a sweep to the opposite side of the field). The next morning (Saturday) we all show up for game films and on the play our guy goes down our coach says something to the effect of, "Watch what happens!" We keep an eye on the OL and saw that the guy he had been manhandling all game apparently got tired of it, reared back, and kicked him square in the balls. We were all wearing protection of course, but he kicked him from underneath, not right on the cup, so it basically didn't offer any protection. Of course, ref didn't see anything and no penalty was called. Next season we all came back and the dude who had done it was playing OL and DL. To put it mildly, he didn't have a fun game.

Well, I heard the primary color was orange. An orange team named the "Bobcats". Well, now I don't feel so bad about the Rockets PJ's look uniforms (even though their supposed to be gone for next season anyhow).

When Nash tries to look angry it just looks like he REEEEEEALLY needs to take a shit. C'mon Big Kev just buy some Immodium AD and get relief.

Where the fuck is Nash? Last time I checked he WAS supposed to be involved somehow. Edit: Here he comes. Slowly as usual.

Damn Foley can still bump like a king. I want Foley vs. Spike in a "Biggest Bump Wins" match.

Foley with the fakeout! Verrrrrrry nice.

C'mon Foley toss his 'roided up ass off the top of the cage then dive off after him just for the hell of it!

You are so right JR, that HIAC match won't be for the weak at heart....or stomach. I love shoot comments etc. etc.

Hmm...local PPV Harry Potter commercial *channels Gollum* Dobby's a *bleep*ing *bleep*! Sorry I just thought that was the funniest part of the MTV awards. And Foley's in the buffet area. Man he better be careful he doesn't want to put that weight back on.

It's just not a Rodney Mack match without the countdown clock in the corner. So Nowinski gets to stick his nose(mask) into Rodney's matches. Why does RODNEY FRIGGIN' MACK need protecting?

That sounds like Chris' version of a Matt Fact: "Nowinski scored highest in Afro-American Studies."

D'Von in the White Boy Challenge? Does..not..compute... *head explodes* It's the man holding both the brothas down.

Well of course Andrew. You don't want anyone to, you know, GET OVER too much do you? Apart from the usual people that is, right? /WWE writer mode off

Christian waits just behind the curtain for Booker, then ambushes him.... THAT MAN IS BRILLIANT, I TELL YOU! BRILLIANT!

OK we all know that King = 3 Stooges. Well, at least they're acknowledging it now. Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck.

"Booker T will be returning to his hometown of Houston...." To job again probably.

Wow the production team made something on Bad Blood look like it was worth watching (Goldie/Jericho promo). More props to them.