Conspiracy_Victim

Jeebus H. Christ Flair! That crazy old man would blade from getting hit with one of those plastic beer cups.

*waits for Orton to hurt himself again* Am I the only one unimpressed by this guy? He doesn't seem to do much of anything in particular well, and isn't a HOSS~!, so what does he have going for him besides name?

Yeah that's pretty much how I see it so a multitude of HHH's problems go away. 1) HHH drops the belt (like we all want), but it's just to one of his BUTT buddies (boy this sounds like a familiar scenario). 2) Goldberg then gets to beat Nash for the belt after a huge buildup of Nash ending Goldie's WCW streak, thereby making him look badder than ever. 3) HHH gets to beat Goldberg to prove who the real "Man" is and bury Goldberg permanently. Yep, he's a company man all right.

Dude HHH I'd be careful if I were you. Mick's wife is a lot hotter than your wife-to-be (at least, from what I've seen.)

Hey Mick, TIME TO BE DOWNPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYED! Fuck HHH.

Wow, no screwjob. Now start the countdown until HHH comes down to protest and eventually beat the crap out of Mick.

Is it just me, or does anyone else think they can take out the "On May 15th, you can Enter the Matrix" part of the commercial?

Yeah they've been showing that for awhile. They advertised the Redneck Triathalon two weeks before it was announced on WWE Tv. What's even more insulting is that the last Houston appearance was WMX-7. Believe me I haven't forgotten. I think this shows the true decline of the WWE. We go from a ***** TLC and ***** Rock/Austin to Nash/HHH in Suck in a Cell. At least I've still got the X-7 DVD and a Trish- and Earl Hebner-autographed program to remember the better days.

Sounds like Test needs his tonsils yanked or something. While you're in there go ahead and yank his vocal cords would you please?

Damn Storm doesn't even get an entrance? That sucks.

Me to most-likely local commercial: "I know it's been 2 years since the last PPV in Houston! Your welcome back is you force us to try to tolerate HHH vs. Nash in HIAC?"

Team Vitamin C > any other team in WWE.

I call BULLSHIAT on that ending!

Hmm...Vicky vs. Ivory. Now we need some baby oil. That's it, roll around some more. Start tearing off some straps or something please. I need to go take a cold shower.

Oh goody when does Ivory the MILF get to job to Jazz? First, though, RVD gets ANGRY~! Dude, looks like Kane just stole his stash or something.

Ugh, Steph during the Blassie tribute. All I can think of is the Invasion promo. I know it was scripted and all, but still...

Austin says "Poontang pie!" OK my night's complete.

Oh goody one of the evil *snicker* Frenchmen *laugh*. I'm sorry but I don't hate La Resistance, I feel sorry for the poor guys.

GAIL! *starts drooling and lusting*

Goldberg = work rate . Interesting that Goldberg apparently limits who he works with to "preserve his image" and yet looks somewhat human against guys like Christian and Rosey (albeit victorious, of course).

Goldberg curtain jerks! Man he went down the card faster than Steiner and RVD.

Yeah Austin you tell him! Bitch slap his ass! Don't spoil the big surprise too much there Steve .

Well I got off work early so I can post and watch this live. Yay, I guess. If Foley shows up, great. If not, it'll be par for the course as RAWs go. Actually I'm kinda hoping it ISN'T Foley, because if it is HHH can get pissed at a slow count or refusal to count, beat up Foley, then still go over Nash by putting on a striped shirt and counting his own pinfall at Bad Blood.

Gollum's acceptance speech was the shit. Thanks drive through. Thanks for filling me in Satanico I thought they had to dial up Eminem's meds or something. I've never seen Crank Yankers so I didn't get it.

Ok DEAN when do Skandar and Baron tag team Jennifer then dump her? Then she can become a bitter and angry shell of a pretty young thing filled with hatred of all mankind but a strange forbidden longing for the tender pleasures of Baron's Aryan sexual prowess. This dichotomy of hatred and lust causes her to split into two distinct beings, the pretty young girl full of sexual energy and the bitter older woman empty of all but bile and vitriol. When they come into contact with each other, WHORULON~! is born. Just a thought. I don't even remember if WHORULON~! is involved with the storyline of Al the Man or if her origins were ever really explained, but it's just an interesting possibility I thought. Finally, the image of Rikishi's man meat achieving fully erect status is something I can live without. Thanks for the effort though. Edit: Paragraph about Rikishi's woody got stuck in the middle of my WHORULON~! scenario somehow.